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Who is my polar opposite? (On or off of Nationstates)

Who is my archnemesis?

Help me find out who represents the antithesis of everything I believe in. *readies a sockful of quarters*

Who is my polar opposite? (On or off of Nationstates)

Who is my archnemesis?

Help me find out who represents the antithesis of everything I believe in. *readies a sockful of quarters*
I would help you out here, but I have NO idea what you believe in, even after reading your posts lo these many months! ;)

I would help you out here, but I have NO idea what you believe in, even after reading your posts lo these many months! ;)

Excellent. I was afraid I had let too much slip. :)

Someone with no sense of humor...

Excellent. I was afraid I had let too much slip. :)
LOL! Nope, not yet. :D

Well, for the purposes of this thread, I will let you in in something I haven't shared;

I actually have quite strong political opinions. SOme of them are decidedly conservative, some decidedly liberal. Some are rather socialist and some very libertarian.

SOmetimes, I don't know where I fit. But most importantly, when analyzing my political affiliation, is that I'm GLAD I don't! Nothing frustrates me as much as party loyalty. I think that like group worship(religion), group politics is one of the great sources of trouble in the world.

Does that help a little?

Well, for the purposes of this thread, I will let you in in something I haven't shared;

I actually have quite strong political opinions. SOme of them are decidedly conservative, some decidedly liberal. Some are rather socialist and some very libertarian.

SOmetimes, I don't know where I fit. But most importantly, when analyzing my political affiliation, is that I'm GLAD I don't! Nothing frustrates me as much as party loyalty. I think that like group worship(religion), group politics is one of the great sources of trouble in the world.

Does that help a little?
I've had an idea...The pope and Bin Larden

I would help you out here, but I have NO idea what you believe in, even after reading your posts lo these many months! ;)
LOL

Anti-Goofball, you ask?
Probably someone like Tenete Traditiones/(w/e his other names were)

Hmm... Osama Bin Laden: A frail political and religious extremist with little or no sense of humor that hates America.

Not bad.

Hmm... Osama Bin Laden: A frail political and religious extremist with little or no sense of humor that hates America.

Not bad.


Bin laden made the joke about bush reading about "a little girl and her goats" while 9/11 happend.

He has quite a sense of humor.

Tenete Traditiones/(w/e his other names were)
Tenete Traditiones II, Defensor Fidei, Servus Dei, erm, there was another I think...
Was it something like "Jemell"?

Bin laden made the joke about bush reading about "a little girl and her goats" while 9/11 happend.

He has quite a sense of humor.

Does he? Hmm.

Tenete Traditiones II, Defensor Fidei, Servus Dei, erm, there was another I think...
Was it something like "Jemell"?

AH, yes. I remember him. Er... them. They were quite...um... severe.

Who is my polar opposite? (On or off of Nationstates)

Who is my archnemesis?

Help me find out who represents the antithesis of everything I believe in. *readies a sockful of quarters*
Can I apply for the job?
I promise to be so boring and dull that something very dull and boring indeed would in fact seem rather interesting next to me.
See, I can't even think of an interesting analogy.

Can I apply for the job?
I promise to be so boring and dull that something very dull and boring indeed would in fact seem rather interesting next to me.
See, I can't even think of an interesting analogy.

Not with a name like that.

You'd have to call yourself Bland Oatmeal instead. *nod*

Who is my polar opposite? (On or off of Nationstates)

Who is my archnemesis?

Help me find out who represents the antithesis of everything I believe in. *readies a sockful of quarters*

In keeping with recent thread traditions...

Terri Schiavo?

In keeping with recent thread traditions...

Terri Schiavo?

OOh. Daring choice!

Bin laden made the joke about bush reading about "a little girl and her goats" while 9/11 happend.

He has quite a sense of humor.

Doesn't count if he didn't mean it as a joke.. it just came out that way.

Jesus probably had a sense of humor, but it's been stricken almost totally from the Bible.. so maybe the biblical Jesus (as opposed to the human Jesus)?

Doesn't count if he didn't mean it as a joke.. it just came out that way.

Jesus probably had a sense of humor, but it's been stricken almost totally from the Bible.. so maybe the biblical Jesus (as opposed to the human Jesus)?

:eek:

But...if Jesus is the Anti-Goofball, then...

I'm...


The Anti-Christ?!? :eek:

Actually, I can live with that. :D

The Anti-Goofball is your future self who sports a sensible hair cut and has at least three pairs of biege trousers....

The Anti-Goofball is your future self who sports a sensible hair cut and has at least three pairs of biege trousers....

:eek: AIEEE!!!

:eek: AIEEE!!!

Only you have the power to prevent yourself from becomeing him...
a good start would be to burn something.

I would help you out here, but I have NO idea what you believe in, even after reading your posts lo these many months! ;)
Well he's generally liberal, and stands for all things outragoues and silly :D

No i am the Lindburgh Baby!

Your nemesis is decided to beGreyface (http://www.ology.org/principia/body.html), and so shall it be, by decree of a nation of semi-sentient mushrooms.

Who is my polar opposite? (On or off of Nationstates)

Who is my archnemesis?

Help me find out who represents the antithesis of everything I believe in. *readies a sockful of quarters*

I believe I may just "fit the Bill"... :D

Although I would be quite interested in first finding out what the "perks were" for such a position?

:p

Regards,
Gaar

I second the nomination. :D

How did I not know this would be forthcoming?!?! :rolleyes:

But hey, in my own defense, I hardly ever try to be funny, and fail miserably on most attempts.

I am far too serious for most threads and am easily drawn to confrontation and usually try to state my position as clearly as possible, so as not to confuse anyone with how I feel...

Who better than me! :D

Besides, my nomination has already been seconded!

Regards,
Gaar

If the Goofball and the Anti-Goofball were to appear in the same place at the same time, would they both wink out of existence? :eek:

I second the nomination. :D

I second that seconded.

If the Goofball and the Anti-Goofball were to appear in the same place at the same time, would they both wink out of existence? :eek:

I believe, as any good "Anti-Goofball" should, that I should not use "winks" or any other "Smilies" as they may be taken out of context and provide an avenue for others to ask if I were in fact being "Goofy" rather than "Anti-Goofy"...

So no such thing would be possible.

Regards,
Gaar

Why do both Urantia II and the Cat-Tribe have the Cat-Tribe in their sig lines?

I second that seconded.

Looks like I may "win" this thing hands down!

What were the "perks" again?

*I would insert a *wink* here, but that might cost me the Election*

Regards,
Gaar

Why do both Urantia II and the Cat-Tribe have the Cat-Tribe in their sig lines?

It's a long story...

Don't ask.

Regards,
Gaar

I'll tell you who the anti-goofball is, and it is me. And your sackful of quarters will pale in comparison to my sackful of half dollars.

I dunno, certainly not me. I feel much the same way with religion

I dunno, certainly not me. I feel much the same way with religion
Of course it isn't you, it can't be you if it's me.

How about the "Cheating Wife who got Millions"?

I bet if we shot the Anti-Goofball and LG at each other at high speed, they would hit each other and be annihilated in a massive flash of heat and energy.

But... then we would have no LG. *cries*

How did I not know this would be forthcoming?!?! :rolleyes:

But hey, in my own defense, I hardly ever try to be funny, and fail miserably on most attempts.

I am far too serious for most threads and am easily drawn to confrontation and usually try to state my position as clearly as possible, so as not to confuse anyone with how I feel...

Who better than me! :D

Besides, my nomination has already been seconded!

Regards,
Gaar
Well, I think anyone who nominates themselves is clearly disqualified. Because, if they do, it means they are open-minded enough to know how they are and they would know what a good sense of humor is. Sorry, but that puts you out of the running. :(

But... then we would have no LG. *cries*
:(
Perhaps we can make an effigy of LG to shoot at the Anti-Goofball instead?

Well, I think anyone who nominates themselves is clearly disqualified. Because, if they do, it means they are open-minded enough to know how they are and they would know what a good sense of humor is. Sorry, but that puts you out of the running. :(

Well ok, but I was leading in the Voting.

And Anti-Goofball also nominated himself, right?

Or did he just get it because he has the name?

Because I am sure I can get many more votes if this were going to be a true Democratic process.

If not, well I gave it a go...

Regards,
Gaar

:(
Perhaps we can make an effigy of LG to shoot at the Anti-Goofball instead?

I bet if they did this I would be given the Title in a "Heart Beat", as it were...

Mine is an anachronism in that I added it before I really understood sig lines.

As to his .... I can't comment within forum rules.

Anyone who doubts Urantia II's qualifications might want to check out the following threads:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=407432
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=406692&page=4&pp=15

The first speaks for itself. The second gets interesting about #47. IMAO.

I think its a kind of anti-humor.

Yes, perhaps in their entirety and not just the portion that Cat would like all to see.

Perhaps I should post a few "links" of my own, so we can all see the character of The Cat-Tribes?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8532701&postcount=250
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8528938#post8528938
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8521213&postcount=599

Regards,
Gaar

I did not intend an attack on your character. I thought you nominated yourself here in good humour. I deliberately linked to threads rather than posts.

I apologize for causing offense. I misjudged the situation.

Anyway, I will delete my post (and, after a while) this post.

If you edit your post, you can remove mine altogether.

I did nominate myself in good Humor, and was even working with you on it until you decided to re-open old Threads.

Pointing out how I misrepresented a single number in a Table and then addressed that I was mistaken, was a bit beyond "good Humor", in my mind and warranted a response.

Just know that, I am willing to be a reasonable and objective person until I am attacked, then I give as good as I get.

I believe I will leave my response, for now, and may feel compelled to come remove it if unwarranted attacks on me, by you, can be of a less hostile nature at least...

I don't mind a bit of Humor, as I was trying to represent here, but someone always seems to have to take it to the next level.

Regards,
Gaar

EDIT: And thank you for the apology, it is accepted and I hope we can move on.
EDIT II: And I would like to apologize myself to Lunatic Goofballs for having had this discourse on a Thread he began, which was obviously not for this purpose.

I am sorry, Lunatic Goofballs, but you may have to acknowledge that you are like the number zero: you have no opposite, and trying to find your inverse results in an error. On the other hand, that would mean that anything multiplied by Lunatic Goofballs equals Lunatic Goofballs. And, anything taken to the Lunatic Goofballs power equals one.

That would be pretty interesting, actually.

Who is my polar opposite? (On or off of Nationstates)

Who is my archnemesis?

Help me find out who represents the antithesis of everything I believe in. *readies a sockful of quarters*
Can I be your Lex Luther?

Dare I suggest that it's Myrth....

I am sorry, Lunatic Goofballs, but you may have to acknowledge that you are like the number zero: you have no opposite, and trying to find your inverse results in an error. On the other hand, that would mean that anything multiplied by Lunatic Goofballs equals Lunatic Goofballs. And, anything taken to the Lunatic Goofballs power equals one.

That would be pretty interesting, actually.
So if a rectangle was 10 cm long times LG long it would equal 0cm? weird physics on that one..

So if a rectangle was 10 cm long times LG long it would equal 0cm? weird physics on that one..

Well, technically speaking, it wouldn't be a rectangle. It would be an infinitely thin line 10 cm long. It would indeed have no area, just as a rectangle has no volume.

...
You missed the point/double entendre

If the Goofball and the Anti-Goofball were to appear in the same place at the same time, would they both wink out of existence? :eek:

Only if we fluffle. :fluffle:

Jesussaves but he's gone. Maybe Voteearly or that new Imperial Navi person.

I am sorry, Lunatic Goofballs, but you may have to acknowledge that you are like the number zero: you have no opposite, and trying to find your inverse results in an error. On the other hand, that would mean that anything multiplied by Lunatic Goofballs equals Lunatic Goofballs. And, anything taken to the Lunatic Goofballs power equals one.

That would be pretty interesting, actually.

I'm an unnatural number?

Dare I suggest that it's Myrth....

Apparently, you do. :)

I actually have quite strong political opinions. SOme of them are decidedly conservative, some decidedly liberal. Some are rather socialist and some very libertarian.


So you're opposite would be someone who has decidedly liberal opinions and decidedly conservative ones on the other hand. Someone wich opinions are rather libertarian and some very socialist.

So that would make Lunatic Goofballs your opposite.

If I change my name to 'Nation of Corduroy' and recite the tax code, would you then consider me for the position?
Pleeeeeeeaasssseeeeee?

I have to say it would be my good mate
sanity

The Anti-Goofball shall fight LG in a final, kickass battle.

The Anti-Goofball shall fight LG in a final, kickass battle.
Bring it on!

:D

Someone has created Anit-Goofballs, very recently and moved it to LG's home region.

Someone has created Anit-Goofballs, very recently and moved it to LG's home region.
Hmm.. that is strange indeed.

http://www.satamsonic.com/media/spyhog/Pic008.jpg
The anti-Goofball is most definately Dr Robotnik. He wants to kill all spiky blue rodents, has a dastardly moustache, bad taste in clothes, a terrible accent and absolutely no patience for Sonic's witty remarks ten seconds before blowing up his latest uberrobot.

I was more talking about Anit-Goofballs on page 3.

i have no idea what is going on :confused:

The Anti-Goofball shall fight LG in a final, kickass battle. Will there be explosions?

Will there be explosions?
Yes. I see the fight now. They are fighting, fighting with titanuim swords that have flames shooting from them, and they are riding on the backs of goats with hrons and wings.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/mockingbird.php
Speaking of ridiculous combat, I strongly advise everyone to take a gander at this. Truly it is the most awesome battle ever.

Dare I suggest that it's Myrth....

Nah...

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=407248

:p

So you're opposite would be someone who has decidedly liberal opinions and decidedly conservative ones on the other hand. Someone wich opinions are rather libertarian and some very socialist.

So that would make Lunatic Goofballs your opposite.

YAY! :D

If I change my name to 'Nation of Corduroy' and recite the tax code, would you then consider me for the position?
Pleeeeeeeaasssseeeeee?

It would definitely pad your resume nicely. *nod*

Yes. I see the fight now. They are fighting, fighting with titanuim swords that have flames shooting from them, and they are riding on the backs of goats with hrons and wings.

We're sparing no expense. George Lucas is doing the special effects. :)

Bart Simpsons is ...oh, anti Lunatic Goofball? Ned Flanders. Hi-diddly-ho! Diddly.

Nah...

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=407248

:p

Hmmmm....

A Moderator on these Boards being cited in a IRC Forum suggesting that watching President Bush do some fairly nasty things with Tony Blair's severed head...

I am not so sure that, as a Moderator, I would want such things posted in a Forum that I am supposed to be an authority on.

It definitely suggests a HUGE bias in a subject that is discussed here all of the time.

But hey, that's just me and Myrth is free to say whatever he likes where ever he likes.

Although he should be prepared to listen to those who are thoroughly disgusted that such a thing would even be discussed, let alone have a link made to it in a Forum that he is an authority in.

Regards,
Gaar

EDIT: I would also suggest that, it is also fairly good evidence as to why Myrth wouldn't allow a discussion of how threats made to the life of the President should be reported and simply closed the Thread without explanation.

Hmmmm....

A Moderator on these Boards being cited in a IRC Forum suggesting that watching President Bush do some fairly nasty things with Tony Blair's severed head...

I am not so sure that, as a Moderator, I would want such things posted in a Forum that I am supposed to be an authority on.

It definitely suggests a HUGE bias in a subject that is discussed here all of the time.

But hey, that's just me and Myrth is free to say whatever he likes where ever he likes.

Although he should be prepared to listen to those who are thoroughly disgusted that such a thing would even be discussed, let alone have a link made to it in a Forum that he is an authority in.

Regards,
Gaar
Oh, quit bitching.

Oh, quit bitching.

I believe, as stated in the post you replied to, that I am as entitled to my opinion as he is his, am I not?

Bithin' or not, I cited it as my opinion, just as he has his...

Or is it "Bitchin'" when someone is saying something you don't like and "all well and good" when you agree with them?

If you don't like mine, as I didn't like his, I would say that you have "already" used "your" ability to respond as you wished to mine, so why is it I should not have my say about his?

That's what I thought... Kinda hypocritical behavior, don't you think?

Regards,
Gaar

Not with a name like that.

You'd have to call yourself Bland Oatmeal instead. *nod*
In the Pasties thread, Demented Hamsters posted a pic of a hamster spread out on his back.
That was too funny to really call him your nemesis.

Actually, little brother is more like it with a name like Demented Hamsters. :D

Well, for the purposes of this thread, I will let you in in something I haven't shared;

I actually have quite strong political opinions. SOme of them are decidedly conservative, some decidedly liberal. Some are rather socialist and some very libertarian.

SOmetimes, I don't know where I fit. But most importantly, when analyzing my political affiliation, is that I'm GLAD I don't! Nothing frustrates me as much as party loyalty. I think that like group worship(religion), group politics is one of the great sources of trouble in the world.

Does that help a little?
No! Don't do it! They'll rip your heart out and chew it up paper hole-punchers and turn the snippets into over-greased baco-bits and then try and get you to buy their publications while they feed you with rancid salad that they sprinkled the new baco-bits on! Don't let 'em know! Argh!

Tenete Traditiones II, Defensor Fidei, Servus Dei, erm, there was another I think...
Was it something like "Jemell"?
Ahh, that individual. Couldn't argue its way out of a paper sack. Just kept referring to latin. *sigh*

Only you have the power to prevent yourself from becomeing him...
a good start would be to burn something.
Burn your trousers!
Especially if you have any of that colour already!
For good measure, if anyone else has any here, they should burn theirs too!
(reminded of a sixties event ....)

I'll tell you who the anti-goofball is, and it is me. And your sackful of quarters will pale in comparison to my sackful of half dollars.
Yay!!!! Of course, this means you'll have to provide some opposition to nearly every viewpoint stated by Goofballs, wherever those statements are posted ... not the most enviable job.

I'll tell you who the anti-goofball is, and it is me. And your sackful of quarters will pale in comparison to my sackful of half dollars.
The true telling aspect would be the scab in the shape of ... VERMONT! It will match border with Goofball's scab of New Hampshire (topographically accurate and everything ... all rivers signified with veins)!
The test is on! ...?

Someone has created Anit-Goofballs, very recently and moved it to LG's home region.
Or ... Anti-Goofballs had been waiting for the right opportunity, given this thread forum or even prophecy, and everything is occurring as smoothly as is possible given the subject nature.

Your mom

Hmmmm....

A Moderator on these Boards being cited in a IRC Forum suggesting that watching President Bush do some fairly nasty things with Tony Blair's severed head...

I am not so sure that, as a Moderator, I would want such things posted in a Forum that I am supposed to be an authority on.

It definitely suggests a HUGE bias in a subject that is discussed here all of the time.

But hey, that's just me and Myrth is free to say whatever he likes where ever he likes.

Although he should be prepared to listen to those who are thoroughly disgusted that such a thing would even be discussed, let alone have a link made to it in a Forum that he is an authority in.

Regards,
Gaar

EDIT: I would also suggest that, it is also fairly good evidence as to why Myrth wouldn't allow a discussion of how threats made to the life of the President should be reported and simply closed the Thread without explanation.

*off topic*

Gah, he didn't mean anything by it, regardless of whether or not you found it humorous. The randomness of that subject on IRC was actually pretty amusing, and I don't think it was he who started it, actually. Can't remember.

Anyway, as for bias, I don't see how his political views would impact the moderation of these boards. I won't touch the other thing you brought up. I didn't see that thread.

YAY! :D
So, you're not feeling ... conflicted ... about this new "information"?

Hmmmm....

A Moderator on these Boards being cited in a IRC Forum suggesting that watching President Bush do some fairly nasty things with Tony Blair's severed head...

'Suggesting that watching'? I... really can't understand what you're saying here.

I am not so sure that, as a Moderator, I would want such things posted in a Forum that I am supposed to be an authority on.

Well, like Myrth said in the actual screenshot on that link, he's perfectly able to delete it. I'm pretty sure Kanabia posted a link to that thread on IRC that same night while Myrth was there, and whoa, the thread isn't deleted. Funny how that works.

It definitely suggests a HUGE bias in a subject that is discussed here all of the time.

So just because Myrth doesn't like Bush/Blair, he's biased? Despite a lack of any bias in any of his rulings in a mod capacity? So... you want apolitical robots to act as mods then? Because there's ALWAYS going to be biases if you go the 'human' route. The trick is finding the ones that don't let their biases effect their rulings.

But hey, that's just me and Myrth is free to say whatever he likes where ever he likes.

Uh... yes?

Although he should be prepared to listen to those who are thoroughly disgusted that such a thing would even be discussed, let alone have a link made to it in a Forum that he is an authority in.

Those of you who are thoroughly disgusted can grow a skin, or not read that thread. There's absolutely no reason why you should complain about it, since no one is MAKING you read it. Then again, you could always complain in Moderation, since you might have a case that the mods will agree with for once.

EDIT: I would also suggest that, it is also fairly good evidence as to why Myrth wouldn't allow a discussion of how threats made to the life of the President should be reported and simply closed the Thread without explanation.

... Just because a thread in Moderation didn't go your way doesn't mean there were biases present. Myrth's ruling on that (as I recall) was that Bush isn't a player on NS, therefore it's allowed to say 'I wish Bush was dead'. Whereas saying 'I will kill Bush (or anyone else, for that matter)' isn't ever allowed. Get your facts straight before you kvetch next time.

'Suggesting that watching'? I... really can't understand what you're saying here.

Yes, the wording doesn't quite work, but it looks like, according to the rest of your response, that you understood what I was saying, didn't you?

Well, like Myrth said in the actual screenshot on that link, he's perfectly able to delete it. I'm pretty sure Kanabia posted a link to that thread on IRC that same night while Myrth was there, and whoa, the thread isn't deleted. Funny how that works.

I wasn't concerned with anything but it being linked here, in this Thread...

So just because Myrth doesn't like Bush/Blair, he's biased? Despite a lack of any bias in any of his rulings in a mod capacity? So... you want apolitical robots to act as mods then? Because there's ALWAYS going to be biases if you go the 'human' route. The trick is finding the ones that don't let their biases effect their rulings.

Lack of bias in his rulings? I undertsand the closing of Threads in Moderation that he didn't wish to discuss, but what about the Thread I began in General that was closed without a reason being given?

Those of you who are thoroughly disgusted can grow a skin, or not read that thread. There's absolutely no reason why you should complain about it, since no one is MAKING you read it. Then again, you could always complain in Moderation, since you might have a case that the mods will agree with for once.

Well, since a link was posted in this Thread, how was I to know the subject matter or how disgusting someone might be, until I had read it?

... Just because a thread in Moderation didn't go your way doesn't mean there were biases present. Myrth's ruling on that (as I recall) was that Bush isn't a player on NS, therefore it's allowed to say 'I wish Bush was dead'. Whereas saying 'I will kill Bush (or anyone else, for that matter)' isn't ever allowed. Get your facts straight before you kvetch next time.

You might like to check the Threads in Moderation, I believe there are a few outstanding Issues still being decided...

I also linked a post that was anything BUT just saying "wishing", I guess you missed that link too?!?!

Me get my facts straight? Perhaps you should do yourself as you suggest of others?!?!

Regards,
Gaar

EDIT: Me let it get back on Topic? Except for my first post explaining my disgust, every other post of mine has been a response to anothers post.

<snip>

Ok, know what? You win. I'm not dragging this thread offtopic. You can believe all the mods, or just Myrth, are biased if that helps you. I'll just agree. Now, are you willing to let this thread return to it's original topic?

*with apologies to the OP for my part in derailing the conversation so far*

Isn't this supposed to be a happy thread? :(

Isn't this supposed to be a happy thread? :(

*pelts Branin with water balloons, before fleeing*

You tell me ^.^

*pelts Branin with water balloons, before fleeing*

You tell me ^.^
*runs away*

*returns with firetruck* :D

*runs away*

*returns with firetruck* :D

:eek:

*hides in her pillowfort*

:eek:

*hides in her pillowfort*
*builds blanket catapults*

come out come out whereever you are

Hmmmm....

A Moderator on these Boards being cited in a IRC Forum suggesting that watching President Bush do some fairly nasty things with Tony Blair's severed head...

I am not so sure that, as a Moderator, I would want such things posted in a Forum that I am supposed to be an authority on.

It definitely suggests a HUGE bias in a subject that is discussed here all of the time.

But hey, that's just me and Myrth is free to say whatever he likes where ever he likes.

Although he should be prepared to listen to those who are thoroughly disgusted that such a thing would even be discussed, let alone have a link made to it in a Forum that he is an authority in.

Regards,
Gaar

EDIT: I would also suggest that, it is also fairly good evidence as to why Myrth wouldn't allow a discussion of how threats made to the life of the President should be reported and simply closed the Thread without explanation.

You just took a huge leap in the race for Anti-Goofball. :p

(P.S. No flame was indended. If one is inferred, that's due to anti-goofballish tendencies. :) )

So, you're not feeling ... conflicted ... about this new "information"?

Actually, I'm feeling pleasantly conflicted. :D

Your mom

Bah! I defeated her long ago!

Ok, know what? You win. I'm not dragging this thread offtopic. You can believe all the mods, or just Myrth, are biased if that helps you. I'll just agree. Now, are you willing to let this thread return to it's original topic?

*with apologies to the OP for my part in derailing the conversation so far*

It's ok. My vengeance will be swift and humorous(for those around you). :)

You just took a huge leap in the race for Anti-Goofball. :p

(P.S. No flame was indended. If one is inferred, that's due to anti-goofballish tendencies. :) )

None taken...

And here I thought I was out of the running.

Although, no one has yet to reveal if there are any perks to said position...

Regards,
Gaar

None taken...

And here I thought I was out of the running.

Although, no one has yet to reveal if there are any perks to said position...

Regards,
Gaar

Well, in order to be my polar opposite, you would have to go through life almost never being struck in the groin. That could be considered a perk.

Well, in order to be my polar opposite, you would have to go through life almost never being struck in the groin. That could be considered a perk.

Yes it can.

My concern however is what that means for you!

Although now that I think about it, if I am to be your opposite, I shouldn't really have a concern for your welfare...

By the way...

Who is deciding this matter and when?

Regards,
Gaar

Yes it can.

My concern however is what that means for you!

Although now that I think about it, if I am to be your opposite, I shouldn't really have a concern for your welfare...

By the way...

Who is deciding this matter and when?

Regards,
Gaar

Well, it isn't as if I spread my legs and say, 'Kick me in the Jimmies!' -very often. But I seem to be a magnet for strikes to the groin, both accidental and intentional. So it would make sense that the Anti-Goofball be the opposite. ...or a woman.

Perhaps I'll put up a poll in a bit.

Well, it isn't as if I spread my legs and say, 'Kick me in the Jimmies!' -very often. But I seem to be a magnet for strikes to the groin, both accidental and intentional. So it would make sense that the Anti-Goofball be the opposite. ...or a woman.

Perhaps I'll put up a poll in a bit.

Well, I have to say I do not take many strikes to the groin area, and I am not a woman.

A Poll? Now I have surely lost...

Regards,
Gaar

Well, I have to say I do not take many strikes to the groin area, and I am not a woman.

A Poll? Now I have surely lost...

Regards,
Gaar

Actually, I think you have a good chance. :)

Actually, I think you have a good chance. :)

Only if we can convince everyone that the Anti-LG should be a hated and despised person, then I win hands down around here!

Regards,
Gaar

Only if we can convince everyone that the Anti-LG should be a hated and despised person, then I win hands down around here!

Regards,
Gaar

Unfortunately, hated and despised people don't last long here.

I'd rather stick to forum members now, and real life people. You know, I'm going to do the poll right now.

This is all way too serious...

*Ominously and stealthily lifts custard pie*

This is all way too serious...

*Ominously and stealthily lifts custard pie*

*silently finishes tying Kiwicrog's shoelaces together*

Oh no! A pie! *fake look of concern* DOn't do it! *runs*

Unfortunately, hated and despised people don't last long here.

We shall see.

*silently finishes tying Kiwicrog's shoelaces together*

Oh no! A pie! *fake look of concern* DOn't do it! *runs*"Heh heh, got em now!"

*takes a step forward, pie outstreched*


*Head goes faster than shoelaces*


*Head rotates around feet and ends up in pie*

"..."

:gundge:

"Heh heh, got em now!"

*takes a step forward, pie outstreched*


*Head goes faster than shoelaces*


*Head rotates around feet and ends up in pie*

"..."

:gundge:

Bush was right. Pre-emptive attacks DO work. :)