NationStates Jolt Archive

Which are you most likely to do?

It's the damn dog, I swear

I do it, but right after I smell it even the least bit, I start taking huge snorts of air like I'm trying to clear my nose. Nobody's suspected anything... Yet!

I've always preferred the hit and run. Not only does it cover me, but it puts the next person to come by under suspicion.

I like to make it obvious I was the one. For example, I was flying home from Dallas and leaned over in my seat and ripped the biggest, nastiest, wettest, loudest fart ive ever ripped... ever.

I like to make it obvious I was the one. For example, I was flying home from Dallas and leaned over in my seat and ripped the biggest, nastiest, wettest, loudest fart ive ever ripped... ever.

You've got balls, man. I'd make you a special award if I had some metal to work with!

You've got balls, man. I'd make you a special award if I had some metal to work with!

Why thank you, but the poor man sitting next to me would dissagree with you! :D

Why thank you, but the poor man sitting next to me would dissagree with you! :D

Then he should be forced to smell the whole thing.

i let it out on the move, that way i dont have to hold it but no one knows who it was

Due to an ulcer, i don't have the advantage of not easily being identifiable when i fart. Usually i will do it at the bottom of a stairwell and start climbing the stairs with it, also i tend to let it go when i'm next to people (more than 2) or at the entrance to doorways - places where the circulation of the air tends to keep it from being immediately diffused, and also where people have to walk through it. In a sadistic fashion, of course, but i'm made some priceless winces on other people's faces. Even better when the body involuntarily convulses upon olfactory contact.
I don't always admit it but invariably, when the people involved know me, they know it's me.

Due to an ulcer, i don't have the advantage of not easily being identifiable when i fart. Usually i will do it at the bottom of a stairwell and start climbing the stairs with it, also i tend to let it go when i'm next to people (more than 2) or at the entrance to doorways - places where the circulation of the air tends to keep it from being immediately diffused, and also where people have to walk through it. In a sadistic fashion, of course, but i'm made some priceless winces on other people's faces. Even better when the body involuntarily convulses upon olfactory contact.
I don't always admit it but invariably, when the people involved know me, they know it's me.
ulcer farts, what?

I fart. It makes me feel like a big man. A big stinky man.

i just farted


but in public, i try to let it out silent-like.

if it's a stinker, i kind of wrinkle my nose and look around for 'who did it'

usually, the guy with the cold (who can't smell it) is standing there looking innocent, so everyone blames him, 'cos he's the only one not looking around.



i'm evil

It's been so long since i was last out in the public (for reasons OTHER than doctor's appointments), so I voted no.

EDIT: And I currently can't remember if i've farted in public... >.> :D

Evil People Evil! :mad:

Evil People Evil! :mad:

Should I have to force you to sit by Greater Valia on an airplane?

Should I have to force you to sit by Greater Valia on an airplane?
No need he can sit in the Cargo hold!

I did A silent but seriously deadly one in a sales meeting years ago. Just so happen I was sitting near the company sales idiot. The guys to my left jumped up and said that stinks! I immediately jumped up and looked to my right and with a look as if he did it. The meeting came to a complete stop. Funniest damn thing. The guy to my right kept saying it wasnt me, it wasnt me. Funny stuff...