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Lunatic Goofballs
25-03-2005, 19:48
Is your eye red and itchy?
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Then use Visine. It soothes the itching and has an ingredient to moisturize!
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Ahhh!!!
:)
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Super-power
25-03-2005, 19:51
Is Big Brother always watching?
http://www.notbored.org/big-brother.jpg
Then chase him off with tear gas*!
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*tears and gas sold separately
Lunatic Goofballs
25-03-2005, 20:06
Then Big Brother can buy some Visine! :D
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25-03-2005, 20:20
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OceanDrive
25-03-2005, 23:18
Is your eye red and itchy?
http://www.focusmag.gr/id/files/2831/w_The%20Eye%20Of%20Sauron.jpg
Then use Visine. It soothes the itching and has an ingredient to moisturize!
i think the red eye thing is a Myth.
Chicken pi
25-03-2005, 23:54
Is your eye red and itchy?
Then use Visine. It soothes the itching and has an ingredient to moisturize!
-snip-
Hey, this stuff doesn't do what it says on the tin!
http://img131.exs.cx/img131/7253/crazyeyeblackspiral4gx.jpg
Have you been roped into buying Visine for red, itchy eyes, only to find it doesn't work?
http://evangelion.gemz.org/images/rei/ayanami-rei-19.jpg
She was too.
Commie Lawyers can help. We are dedicated to fighting corrupt drug companies.
Remember: Visine is 3, or do we mean 4, letters away from Vioxx.
i think the red eye thing is a Myth.
I think its a myrth.....
Chicken pi
26-03-2005, 00:52
Has Visine failed to solve your red, itchy eye problems? Why not buy the patented PiCorp eye scratcher!
http://img175.exs.cx/img175/5392/fork9kk.jpg
(comes in a selection of colours)
Has Visine failed to solve your red, itchy eye problems? Why not buy the patented PiCorp eye scratcher!
http://img175.exs.cx/img175/5392/fork9kk.jpg
(comes in a selection of colours)
I'll order two (one for each eye.....)
My GF once got stabbed in the eye with a fork.....
Chicken pi
26-03-2005, 01:05
I'll order two (one for each eye.....)
My GF once got stabbed in the eye with a fork.....
It's a deal. We'll even throw in a free copy of 'Sleep Deprivation for Fun and Profit'.
Ouch, that must have hurt...
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26-03-2005, 01:07
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It's a deal. We'll even throw in a free copy of 'Sleep Deprivation for Fun and Profit'.
Ouch, that must have hurt...
Yay, sleep deprivation for fun.... wait, isn't that usually called nationstates..... :confused:
Chicken pi
26-03-2005, 01:21
Yay, sleep deprivation for fun.... wait, isn't that usually called nationstates..... :confused:
Yep. That's why the first thing that came to mind was 'Sleep Deprivation for Fun and Profit' rather than 'Hamster Farming for Fun and Profit' or 'Yodelling for Fun and Profit'.
*yawn* bedtime...
i think the red eye thing is a Myth.
You've obviously never smoked pot before.
Visine = Stoner's best friend.