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This song is dedicated to all the woefully persistant trolls we've ever had.

(to the tune of "I Wanna Be Sedated")
Twenty-twenty-twenty-four minutes to go
I wanna get deleted
Nothing to do nowhere to troll
I wanna get deleted

Just hit me with a modbomb,
Slap me with a ban,
Give a DoS order
Or the shit will hit the fan
I'll throw a temper tantrum
and I'll spam up the UN
No, oh oh oh oh!

Twenty-twenty-twenty four seconds ago
I made a new nation
I've got a mission, somewhere to troll
I'll flame the moderators

I'll tell you to revive me
when I'm sure that you'll refuse
I'll think about stopping,
but I've got nothing to lose
I'll mess up all the forums
with a script I learned to use
No, oh oh oh oh!

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hour ago
I got a DoS order
Now to the library I will go
Evade my DoS order

When you try to warn me,
I'll threaten you with death,
When you DEAT me I'll say
"there's a stick up your ass"
You'll never get rid of me
and I'll always act crass
No, oh oh oh oh!


Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be deleted
Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be deleted
Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be deleted
Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be deleted!

Nice man, fucking nice! Gotta love the Ramones.

Lets get drunk[er] and sing it!

This song is dedicated to all the woefully persistant trolls we've ever had.

(to the tune of "I Wanna Be Sedated")
Twenty-twenty-twenty-four minutes to go
I wanna get deleted
Nothing to do nowhere to troll
I wanna get deleted

[ massive snip ]
ROFLMAO! You nut! LOL! :D

Nice man, fucking nice! Gotta love the Ramones.

Agreed.

All Hail Neo-Anarchists!

Agreed.

All Hail Neo-Anarchists!

No, all hail Joey Ramone!

Now for the flamewar song!

(to the tune of "Metastasis" by Naked Raygun)
Ooooaaaaah!

You are a jackass
You are a tumor
You are a hopeless slimeball, oh!

You are a crackhead
You are a retard
You enjoy watching nude fat men, oh!

What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
FLAMEWAR!

You are a fuckup
You are an ass
You are smoking spiked ganja, oh!

What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
FLAMEWAR!

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-haw!!!!!

That first song was so frickin' brilliant, I de-lurked to comment on it!

Here's a cookie!

That first song was so frickin' brilliant, I de-lurked to comment on it!
:eek:
Kaukolastan delurked!
...wait...
Who are you?

:p

I love it!

You should produce it. Could be a big hit.

I like it! Ignore the fact I've never heard either song. It's probably nine different kinds of heresy. Bah...

I know who Kaukolastan is....

that is if "know" means "don't know"

I want to marry, adopt, or be adopted by Neo-Anarchists -- but I'm not sure any of that is legal. :D

(Consent? We don't need no stinking consent. :D )


And I think "Spammity-calamity!" caused me to hurt myself. You'll be hearing from my lawyers. .... I mean flufflers. :fluffle:

(Not to be confused with fluffers. :D )

*bump*

Nice work Neo. Gives pat on back.

Agreed.

All Hail Neo-Anarchists!

Begins worshiping....

(w00t! 777)

ROTFLMAO!!! Cute both of them!

Cool Neo. I think The Ramones would approve. :D

lol :D
Great songs!!!! I especially like the first one.
MARVELOUS!

*falls out of chair laughing*

*proceeds to pound on floor, no table being within reach*

I like the troll song better, but they both kick serious ass.

Quality.

You're like a General Forum Weird Al Yankovic.







but in a good way...

Quality.

You're like a General Forum Weird Al Yankovic.







but in a good way...

What's wrong with Weird Al?

What's wrong with Weird Al?
Depends on which end of the 'lunch money exchange' you're on...











(I'm kidding. Kind of. Nothings wrong with weird al, neccisarily...)