If Nationstates was a prescription drug...
What would it be called? What would it do? What would be the side effects? :eek:
Gaeltach
25-03-2005, 14:35
All I can say for certain, is that side-effects might include insomnia.
Disinterest in daily activities inlcuding those with family and friends
causes the user to freqently mutter "yeah... that's what I should've said to that n00b."
Bellesalona
25-03-2005, 14:40
Natiacete.........I know dumb. Side effects: Selective hearing, sleepiness, dry eyes, muscle soreness (back pain), poor posture........
Monkeypimp
25-03-2005, 14:41
I'd mash it down and refine it into something stronger.
then distribute.
South Osettia
25-03-2005, 14:42
NS-cillin (pronounced en-es-sillin) is a highly sedative drug that forces your brain to ignore all sensory information. Side-effects include insomnia, a breakdown in spelling (for example, 'the' is spelt 'teh', and numbers are used to represent letters) and abnormal usage of punctuation, such as : followed by (.
Well...do you?
NS-cillin (pronounced en-es-sillin) is a highly sedative drug that forces your brain to ignore all sensory information. Side-effects include insomnia, a breakdown in spelling (for example, 'the' is spelt 'teh', and numbers are used to represent letters) and abnormal usage of punctuation, such as : followed by (.
I like that.
Squornshelous
25-03-2005, 14:46
Natiacete.........I know dumb. Side effects: Selective hearing, sleepiness, dry eyes, muscle soreness (back pain), poor posture........
You forgot Carpal Tunel (SP?) syndrome.
Warning: an overdose will give you delusions that you are better than GW Bush
(which means that there is evidence that 1 outta 1099 people don't do Nationstates.)
Bellesalona
25-03-2005, 14:48
You forgot Carpal Tunel (SP?) syndrome.
You know I was actually thinking of that but cut too short.
Kazcaper
25-03-2005, 14:48
Addiction, or at least pyschological dependence!
Addiction, or at least pyschological dependence!not really... I can quit any time... :rolleyes:
Bellesalona
25-03-2005, 14:50
How about mood swings........depending on the day and thread.
Bellesalona
25-03-2005, 14:51
not really... I can quit any time... :rolleyes:
Can you really? Wonder if there's a support group.
Can you really? Wonder if there's a support group.No support group needed... All i need is will power and disipline... I can quit anytime I want... really...
Harlesburg
25-03-2005, 14:54
I'd mash it down and refine it into something stronger.
then distribute.
Yes id have to purge the nasty side effects such as myself out of it and that god awful taste of Mod!
NAtidine?
Harlesburg
25-03-2005, 14:57
Warning: an overdose will give you delusions that you are better than GW Bush
(which means that there is evidence that 1 outta 1099 people don't do Nationstates.)
I didnt inhale! :p
Another sideeffect is terets syndrome!
sssssseeeee.... iii ssttooopeed forr abbboutt 5 minnutes....
[Commercial] tired of being to relaxed... wanna be Anally Retentive like some of the more "popular" people... well we have the solution for you...
NATIONSTATES... yes just a few doses and soon you'll be correcting people's Grammer, Ranting about poor spelling and flaming anyone whom you even suspect to have a point of view that is different than yours. NATIONSTATES, be the hit of the party... the talk of the town. NATIONSTATES, absolutly free and we guarentee it works or your money back.
Remember to look for the all seeing eye.
and kids, collect the Nationstates trading card game... now you can control the world with the rare Mod cards... collect them all... trade with friends. control the world.
Harlesburg
25-03-2005, 21:40
[Commercial] tired of being to relaxed... wanna be Anally Retentive like some of the more "popular" people... well we have the solution for you...
NATIONSTATES... yes just a few doses and soon you'll be correcting people's Grammer, Ranting about poor spelling and flaming anyone whom you even suspect to have a point of view that is different than yours. NATIONSTATES, be the hit of the party... the talk of the town. NATIONSTATES, absolutly free and we guarentee it works or your money back.
Remember to look for the all seeing eye.
and kids, collect the Nationstates trading card game... now you can control the world with the rare Mod cards... collect them all... trade with friends. control the world.
Ha HA its true!
I got a Myrth Signature series card only 2000!
Ha HA its true!
I got a Myrth Signature series card only 2000!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I FOUND YOU HARLESBURG
http://img163.exs.cx/img163/2862/ownedwalltape5ff.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
New Fuglies
25-03-2005, 22:03
What would it be called? What would it do? What would be the side effects? :eek:
Industrial strength Senokot. Side effects: explosive diarrhea.
Harlesburg
26-03-2005, 06:08
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I FOUND YOU HARLESBURG
http://img163.exs.cx/img163/2862/ownedwalltape5ff.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
Arrrgh Commercialism!
http://img163.exs.cx/img163/2862/ownedwalltape5ff.jpg
"Don't be like this person.
http://img163.exs.cx/img163/2862/ownedwalltape5ff.jpg
Join Nationstates today"
Squirrel Nuts
26-03-2005, 17:38
whatever it's called I know I'd be the nation in the bathroom chopping it into a fine snortable substance.
Greedy Pig
26-03-2005, 18:06
The "God" pill.
Kervoskia
26-03-2005, 18:15
Gemiphil, be useful with your insomnia.
Side effects: you can hear color
Randomea
26-03-2005, 18:18
[Commercial] tired of being to relaxed... wanna be Anally Retentive like some of the more "popular" people... well we have the solution for you...
NATIONSTATES... yes just a few doses and soon you'll be correcting people's Grammer, Ranting about poor spelling and flaming anyone whom you even suspect to have a point of view that is different than yours. NATIONSTATES, be the hit of the party... the talk of the town. NATIONSTATES, absolutly free and we guarentee it works or your money back.
Remember to look for the all seeing eye.
and kids, collect the Nationstates trading card game... now you can control the world with the rare Mod cards... collect them all... trade with friends. control the world.
Grammar* :p
Severe mood swings with their own effects:
Chapped lips are likely as the 'happy-love' feeling usually leads people to express it to anyone.
Sore heads can alos be expected in the self-hate mood.
Loneliness and confusion mix with romance.
In extreme anger and frustration moods guns must be kept out of reach.
Keeping a fire hydrant nearby would be useful.
Lunatic Goofballs
26-03-2005, 18:26
I'd mash it down and refine it into something stronger.
then distribute.
YAY! :D
Keruvalia
26-03-2005, 19:13
Whatever it would be, I bet it would be cheaper in Canada.
If NS were a drug it would be over-the-counter not prescription... that's why it's free!
Grammar* :p
Severe mood swings with their own effects:
Chapped lips are likely as the 'happy-love' feeling usually leads people to express it to anyone.
Sore heads can alos be expected in the self-hate mood.
Loneliness and confusion mix with romance.
In extreme anger and frustration moods guns must be kept out of reach.
Keeping a fire hydrant nearby would be useful.Ahh... another long time Nationstates user... :D
(wonders how many more can resist pointing out the mistake.)
Randomea
26-03-2005, 19:41
Actually no....
Maybe we should have a 'spot the deliberate mistake in the post above thread'