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I almost died listening to this, and I'm male! ROFLMAO!!!

OB/GYN Answering Service (http://ParadigmAssociates.org/ob-gynanswering.mp3)

For those of us without speakers, is there a transcript?:)

For those of us without speakers, is there a transcript?:)
Um ... not that I'm aware of. Sorry! :(

That is just a riot! LMAO

That is just a riot! LMAO
Hehehe! TOLD ya! :D

LOL Where did you find this? It's priceless! I have to share this with my girlfriends.
*runs out of the room to try and catch her breath*

LOL Where did you find this? It's priceless! I have to share this with my girlfriends.
*runs out of the room to try and catch her breath*
LOL! It was sent to me in an email. :)

LOL, that's classic :D

I can't hear it. :(

I can't hear it. :(
Oh no! I can try sending you a copy of it if you like.

Oh no! I can try sending you a copy of it if you like.

That might work. My brother's computer has sound.

Ok, here's a rough transcript. There are a few words that were unintelligible, and a whole bunch of grammar errors I left in (consider this a blanket-statement form of 'sic'). I had to guess at the spelling of the names, too.

Hello, and thank you for calling the gynecological and psychiatric centre for women, keeping women feeling and acting right since... 1980-some'hin'. Your call is very important to us. We estimate that your wait time is gonna be... a while. I must advise you that your call may be monitored for quality insurance purposes. If you was toe-up on your last visit, and cannot remember your doctor name, or if you is a first time patient, please press zero, and we will play a list of names of our very fine physicians. For our man-hatin' patients, we have Doctor July, who is a lovely alternative to the men. If this is a emergency, perhaps you have run out of you anxiety medication, or you have suffered a acute and sudden vagical fall-out which has left you confused and laid out, please press one and aks for Gail Fallopia, RM, from our emergency deparntmek. She will help you get yourself together in time for your appointment. If you have discovered that you is able to nurse your baby simply by standing next to his crib and leaning forward, please press 2 - chances are very good that you need to speak with someone in our Mammory Gravitational Pull deparntmek. If you have recently received the results of your annual examination, and there was not a happy face wrote on your postcard, please press 3 to make a appointment as there is a good chance that you may have a potential SUIT. This is not a reference to a lawsuit, neither. SUIT is a acronym for 'Something Up In There', which is what you might be suffering from at the present time. Something Up In There was the number one cause of death in women between the ages o' 18 and 80 last year, so it would be best to verify if you have SUIT. If you are feeling particularly irritable today, please Lord do everybody a favour and for God's sake, and please, press four for directions to our PMS waitin' room. There you will find a bowl full of chocolate and a cooler full of Diet Dr Pepper. For your enjoyment, the Lifetime Channel will be playing back-to-back reruns of The Nanny and The Golden Girls all day, with a break in between for the Montel-Williams Christmas Special. We are sorry, but due to the incident with Mrs Von Kief and the pharmaceutical rep, we will no longer be featuring Fatal Attraction on our bigscreen. As a matter of fact, we will not show any films whatsoever featuring Miss Glen Close as it causes some of our ladies to experience flashbacks. Please remain seated - someone will come for your arbitrarily angry ass when it is time for your appointment. Please know that our doctors and staff wear the traditional green scrubs as a reminder to you that your cash dollars will be due at the end of your visit with us today. We hope you've enjoy your experience with us, and please leave your commeks at the desk after you have paid your bill. And have a blessed day.

It's much funnier to listen to than to read though.

Now, if only someone could explain to me what 'commeks' are... >.>
(that's exactly how she pronounces it :p)

Ok, here's a rough transcript. There are a few words that were unintelligible, and a whole bunch of grammar errors I left in (consider this a blanket-statement form of 'sic'). I had to guess at the spelling of the names, too.



It's much funnier to listen to than to read though.

Now, if only someone could explain to me what 'commeks' are... >.>
(that's exactly how she pronounces it :p)

commeks=comments

What's wrong chile'? Y'all don't speak southern? tsk

That was funny.