A new word has been created.
Gurnig.
Or, in it's original form:
GRRRRRRRRRRNHIG!
Gurnig: (guhr-nig, pronoun)
A poofly, a fly which emerges from poo for no real reason.
Usage:
'You complete and utter Gurnig!'
'Oh, Gurnig!'
Gurnig: singular
Gurnigs: plural
For all other forms (ie noun) use gurnig.
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Use this word. Distribute it. If it isn't in the dictionary within a decade I may have to beat you all with sticks. I'll post a link to the UrbanDictionary.com entry.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gurnig
Subvert the English language!
Gurnig FAQ v0.1
1) What is a Gurnig?
A gurnig is a small variant of the common house fly which is known to reside in the faeces of animals such as humans or sheep. They re known to be part of an illuminati plot.
2) What does a gurnig look like?
A small fly or maggot, anything from 3mm to 2cm long. They look exactly like a house fly, but have one rear leg, with the other five distributed evenly at the front, beneath the proboscis , with the pollex facing backwards and the missile pointing towards the proboscis. (note: all terms can be found on wiktionary, they were banned from Wikipedia)
3) Why are they so dangerous?
Would you like maggots eating your intestines, growing, then flying out of your poo? They are also highly lactose intolerant, and lactose almost always kills them. However, they produce massive of methane upon death. They are also suicidally attracted to milk.
3) What is theomachy?
A battle held once a year in London between gurnig breeders.
3) I haven’t been around Gurnigs before, I need some experience before I start breeding them.
You may want to become a dey at a gurnig farm first. A dey is an intern. Or a whipping boy (overseer in charge of gurnig control).
Note: There is an enclave in Bratislava called Grisons where the gurnig is the only currency. Bring lots of gurnigs, or failing that, flies (small change).
PART ONE: ANATOMY
The head:
Much like the head of a normal fly, with the compound eyes. They have a fine hair on them, the end of which is referred to as the mitten.
Torso:
just the same as a normal fly, but with the front five legs jutting out, with the upper leg, called the placeholder , then with the lower leg called the pollex facing backwards, and the foot or missile pointing towards the mitten. The underside of the missile is called the latinus.
Legs:
Explained above. The final leg is at the rear of the torso, pointing backwards, towards the rear end of the gurnig.
Wings:
Just as house flies, used to fly in the direction of faecal matter. The age of the gurnig can be ascertained by the patterns of the anyroad.
PART TWO: GURNIG BREEDING
Housing:
First, you must get hold of a carpentisto ( the man who makes the wooden frame of the gurnig house). He will create the wooden frame. You must then get an airtight material for the walls of the gurnig house. You must then get a roll of banana paper, which is the favoured nesting material of the common gurnig. Unfortunately, banana paper makes them turn pink, which is the sign of a poor quality gurnig. Only high quality gurnig’s produce the hallucinogens which are the product which all gurnig breeders and clubs wish to produce.
Gear needed:
1 lectionary
The manual for all gurnig breeders.
1 gift horse
You should be given one of these by a more experienced breeder. DO NOT BUY YOUR OWN.
1 grape vine
The favourite food of gurnig.
1 Abider
The gurnig babysitter.
I'm disapointed.
:confused:
disappointed?
:confused:
I was up until 4AM yesterday working on a word that evolved from 'GRRRRNHIG' on an MSN conversation. That's not bad going. It had about 50 entries on wiktionary...Before they caught up with it.
GET GURNIG IN THE DICTIONARY!