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Does the Cthulhu cult take a position on homosexuals

Drunk commies reborn
25-03-2005, 00:05
Many religions take a position on homosexuality. I was wondering if the Cthulhu cult did. Will the homosexuals be tortured, driven mad and devoured first because of their behavior? Or will the Great Old Ones treat all humans equally as the insignificant vermin we are?
The Tribes Of Longton
25-03-2005, 00:06
Yaaaaaay! :D
LazyHippies
25-03-2005, 00:09
Cthulu is gay
The Tribes Of Longton
25-03-2005, 00:10
Cthulu is gay
How do you know? :confused: :eek: :fluffle: :eek: :confused:
Ftagn
25-03-2005, 00:12
Sorry, we have no official position on this matter. As far as I know...

Err...Is there actually a real cult of cthulhu?

To the old ones, all humans are just humans.
Neo-Anarchists
25-03-2005, 00:12
The Old Ones will slaughter all in their glorious, bloody coming. The only refugre provided to their followers is knowledge of the form that the Devouring will take. No preferential treatment is given to any being, all will die horrendous deaths at the hands of Cthulhu and the Old Ones.

Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl Fhtagn.
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!

On a different note...
http://www.cthuugle.com/
Drunk commies reborn
25-03-2005, 00:14
The Old Ones will slaughter all in their glorious, bloody coming. The only refugre provided to their followers is knowledge of the form that the Devouring will take. No preferential treatment is given to any being, all will die horrendous deaths at the hands of Cthulhu and the Old Ones.

Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl Fhtagn.
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!

On a different note...
http://www.cthuugle.com/
Thanks for the link. Added to my favorites.
Ftagn
25-03-2005, 00:14
The Old Ones will slaughter all in their glorious, bloody coming. The only refugre provided to their followers is knowledge of the form that the Devouring will take. No preferential treatment is given to any being, all will die horrendous deaths at the hands of Cthulhu and the Old Ones.

Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl Fhtagn.
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!

On a different note...
http://www.cthuugle.com/

Yeah, what he said...
LazyHippies
25-03-2005, 00:15
How do you know? :confused: :eek: :fluffle: :eek: :confused:

Rumor has it he was caught banging Nyarlathotep
Drunk commies reborn
25-03-2005, 00:15
BTW If you like H.P.L.'s work check out some of Thomas Ligotti's work. Some stories are similar. One is actually dedicated to H.P.L.
www.ligotti.net
ElleDiamonique
25-03-2005, 00:16
Many religions take a position on homosexuality. I was wondering if the Cthulhu cult did. Will the homosexuals be tortured, driven mad and devoured first because of their behavior? Or will the Great Old Ones treat all humans equally as the insignificant vermin we are?

I never heard of the cult.
I gotta get out more, huh? There's a lot of stuff on this board that I have never heard of.
Oksana
25-03-2005, 00:18
The Call of Kthulu, great song. Great story, too.
Noitan Teppup
25-03-2005, 00:19
I'm fairly sure Nyarlathotep doesn't give a damn, though I wouldn't know about Cthulhu, I imagine he too doesn't give a damn about homosexuality and like Nyarlathotep he isn't against it or any other type of orgy providing it's in his honor...

So, yeah, they probably don't mind so long as you chant some horrible ritual and sacrifice people in their name, which is probably part of the whole ritual anyways.

Pfft... and to think people call Dungeons and Dragons evil despite some of the messed up scenes we've RPed in Call of Cthulhu.
Drunk commies reborn
25-03-2005, 00:21
I'm fairly sure Nyarlathotep doesn't give a damn, though I wouldn't know about Cthulhu, I imagine he too doesn't give a damn about homosexuality and like Nyarlathotep he isn't against it or any other type of orgy providing it's in his honor...

So, yeah, they probably don't mind so long as you chant some horrible ritual and sacrifice people in their name, which is probably part of the whole ritual anyways.

Pfft... and to think people call Dungeons and Dragons evil despite some of the messed up scenes we've RPed in Call of Cthulhu.
Chick condemned D&D, but never said a word about Call of Cthulhu. That makes CoC allright.
Neo-Anarchists
25-03-2005, 00:22
Chick condemned D&D, but never said a word about Call of Cthulhu. That makes CoC allright.
I betcha Chick is a staunch Cthulhu cultist under that veneer of Christianity.

:D
Lunatic Goofballs
25-03-2005, 00:37
How do you know? :confused: :eek: :fluffle: :eek: :confused:

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/AUTOIMAGES/TYV12013lg.jpg

The Prosecution Rests, your honor.

:)
Neo-Anarchists
25-03-2005, 00:43
http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/AUTOIMAGES/TYV12013lg.jpg

The Prosecution Rests, your honor.

:)
If I may provide Exhibit B:
http://www.phobos-deimos.com/Cthulhu/cthulhu3.jpg
Gauthier
25-03-2005, 00:45
Seriously, wouldn't it be a tad hypocritical if an obscene, perverse alien god from beyond who has more tentacles than every Hentai DVD in the world put together found homosexuality offensive?

:D