NationStates Jolt Archive

If you could make up a religion... what we would it be?

How would you worship, what would you worship, where would you worship etc. ?

Pray to your God, and thank him. That's all that would have to be done in my religion. No mass, nothing but that.

Boob handling. Pretty much identical to that pentecostal christian sect that handles poisonous snakes at their meetings to prove that god will protect them, insead of snakes we substitute breasts.

Something that involves the total denouncement of property and strong mind altering drugs as a sacrament. That way you can get a collection of hippies in one place, take everything they own, give them lots of drugs, and then move to the tropics.

Give me lots of money.

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Oh, TV Evangelists already have that covered.

Boob handling. Pretty much identical to that pentecostal christian sect that handles poisonous snakes at their meetings to prove that god will protect them, insead of snakes we substitute breasts.

'FBI' eh? 'Female Body Inspectors'.

'FBI' eh? 'Female Body Inspectors'.
Halleluja! Praise Jesus and pass the poontang!

I already have a religion. We worship this dude. His name's Myrth.

I'd invent a polytheism cult, where there is a god for every cool area of items, with demi-gods for items within each area.

For example:
The God of Drugs - Tripsula
Demi-gods - the God of weed, LSD, etc.
Hemi-demi-Gods - the god of Bongs, etc.

And I'd worship by partaking in their cultish hallucinogenic fun :D

I'd invent a polytheism cult, where there is a god for every cool area of items, with demi-gods for items within each area.

For example:
The God of Drugs - Tripsula
Demi-gods - the God of weed, LSD, etc.
Hemi-demi-Gods - the god of Bongs, etc.

And I'd worship by partaking in their cultish hallucinogenic fun :D

Cool. I'd sign up.

Cool. I'd sign up.
Do it. Do it.