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Float through space for all eternity with a fridge containing a neverending supply of your favorite foods or would you prefer an extremely painful death lasting 4 days?

yes

Well, I think I'd die faster if I floated in space naked with only the fridge tied to me. You said I wouldn't have anything else...

whatever, yeah

um... the square root of 5

my favorite food doesnt keep well in fridges

It depends on the style of this extremely painful death.
If I'm being kept awake and made listen to something like the great hits of David Hasselhoff, then I'd choose the eternity with a fridge.
Otherwise, the painful death.

It depends on the style of this extremely painful death.
If I'm being kept awake and made listen to something like the great hits of David Hasselhoff, then I'd choose the eternity with a fridge.
Otherwise, the painful death.
How about listening to 'Ah, shutuppya face' repeatedly at 150dB for 4 days straight...

A fish.

The death part

*BUMP*
Seriously though, nothingness over Hasselhoff. I mean that. I mean space just outside Earth's influence, solar radiation and extreme flesh-disintegrating cold instead of Hasselhoff. Or John Tesh (sp)?
Come to think of it ... would i be colder than the food in the fridge?
I guess that doesn't matter as much as not having to listen to Hasselhoff.

Sincerely,
An ex-Knight Rider watcher

I'd take the floating.

I like food and have an active imagination - I could keep myself entertained.

The first option sounds an awful lot like purgatory, with some benefits...

Float through space for all eternity with a fridge containing a neverending supply of your favorite foods or would you prefer an extremely painful death lasting 4 days?

I would rather float through space for eternity and as long as that refrigerator had Hostess Cupcakes...I'd be set.

mmmmm....barbeque

The first option sounds an awful lot like purgatory, with some benefits...

I was thinking it sounded like...Limbo.

I'd so go for the floating in space option, as long as my fridge could be filled with beer instead.

I'd go for the floating in space option, as long as it's an internet fridge.

question, would you be made uncomfortable during this float. And would a special force feild be put around yuou so that you dont gain a milllion lbs



but i think i would choose space. I dont like pain

space as long as it wasnt painful and i wasnt immortal. i wanna die sometime but the whole no gravity would kick some serious ass

I don't quite get this. What's the downside to the space option?

I don't quite get this. What's the downside to the space option?

The downside to the space option is that you are immortal, and you float through space alone forever.

I don't quite get this. What's the downside to the space option?
a lifetime of solitude and possible, this hasnt been clarified, extreme discomfort

The downside to the space option is that you are immortal, and you float through space alone forever.

Speaking as a social phobic, I'd have to say I don't really see that as a downside. so I pick space all the way.

The downside to the space option is that you are immortal, and you float through space alone forever.
oh you are immortal, in that case i choose painful death

a lifetime of solitude and possible, this hasnt been clarified, extreme discomfort

Nope, no discomfort. You are totally incased in an environmental bubble. There is no gravity within it however, and you can occasionally get sick to your stomach if you look at the stars without a point of reference and orientation

as to the death is it painful like slowly burning to death or something less drastic like starvation or dehydration?
no-one mention anything regarding current politics on penalty of you die!!

as to the death is it painful like slowly burning to death or something less drastic like starvation or dehydration?
no-one mention anything regarding current politics on penalty of you die!!

The pain is something along the lines of having someone pull your toenails off with pliers one by one, while you get punched in the ribs over and over by boxers with brass knuckles. Then you slowly have automated welding torches sway back and forth over your body until you are burnt to a crisp. And all that happens over a 4 day period.

The pain is something along the lines of having someone pull your toenails off with pliers one by one, while you get punched in the ribs over and over by boxers with brass knuckles. Then you slowly have automated welding torches sway back and forth over your body until you are burnt to a crisp. And all that happens over a 4 day period.
rather creative i must say, what kind of music is playing?

rather creative i must say, what kind of music is playing?

Billy Ray Cyrus-Achy Breaky Heart

Nonstop for 4 days straight as you are tortured mercilessly.

Billy Ray Cyrus-Achy Breaky Heart

Nonstop for 4 days straight as you are tortured mercilessly.
huh looks like im gonna either have to get really good at meditation or bring earplugs

huh looks like im gonna either have to get really good at meditation or bring earplugs

Why would you go through with that?!?! I'd definately choose the floating through space option.

I'd choose the space thing....


My food of choice? A painless BUT delicious poison drink. ....or pancakes.

Death. My life is pointless as it is, I dont want to live forever doing nothing but thinking.