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Soylent Chili - American Cannibalism!

Plutophobia
24-03-2005, 15:30
http://fapfap.org/chilifinger.jpg

Someone found a finger in Wendy's chili and actually put it in their mouths. When they say "old-fashioned hamburgers", they aren't kidding.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/24/chili.finger.reut/index.html?section=cnn_topstories

SAN FRANCISCO, California (Reuters) -- A diner at a Wendy's fast food restaurant in San Jose, California, found a human finger in a bowl of chili prepared by the chain, local officials said Wednesday.

"This individual apparently did take a spoonful, did have a finger in their mouth and then, you know, spit it out and recognized it," said Ben Gale, director of the department of environmental health for Santa Clara County. "Then they had some kind of emotional reaction and vomited."

Local officials launched an investigation after the incident Tuesday night and the medical examiner determined Wednesday that the object was a human finger.

Officials are trying to determine whether the finger came in the raw materials Wendy's used to prepare the chili, Gale said.

Wendy's International Inc. corporate office did not immediately return a call for comment. Wendy's is the third-largest hamburger chain.
So, remember, next time you bite into a taco, burger, hot dog, or some chili, it might be something even more sinister than ground up bone and cow testacles.
Iztatepopotla
24-03-2005, 15:35
"Then they had some kind of emotional reaction and vomited"? Maaan! That has to be the understatement of the week!

Edit: That must be some strange cow to have testicles!
Plutophobia
24-03-2005, 15:38
"Then they had some kind of emotional reaction and vomited"? Maaan! That has to be the understatement of the week!

Edit: That must be some strange cow to have testicles!
Well, what do you expect him to say?

The director of the department of environmental health told the press, "They accidentally bit into the finger, and they were TOTALLY freaking out, and shit!"

As for the cow part. Cow can mean female, or either one.
Hobabwe
24-03-2005, 15:47
That must be some strange cow to have testicles!

ok, cow clitoris the :P
Kanabia
24-03-2005, 15:53
This thread is a duplicate. :) http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=407211
The Imperial Navy
24-03-2005, 15:54
This thread is a duplicate. :) http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=407211

There he is officer! *points to the thread thief*
You Forgot Poland
24-03-2005, 16:05
Didn't they do this friggin' scene in one of the Texas Chainsaw sequels? Like a dude finds a fingernail in his chili and to keep from freaking out his girl, he tells her it was a peppercorn?