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TIN auditions: Who will take my place for a little while?

The Imperial Navy
24-03-2005, 14:37
I'm now running auditions. I need to find somone to work as me for the 2 weeks I am gone. You must be:

-Witty
-Random
-Looks aren't an issue
-your gender is not an issue

Step up and audition for me! I hope to see class!

NEXT!
The Imperial Navy
24-03-2005, 14:40
I said NEXT! :D
Oksana
24-03-2005, 14:41
random? random how?
The Imperial Navy
24-03-2005, 14:42
random? random how?

Random as in OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR NECK!

http://www.schools.pinellas.k12.fl.us/gallery/variety/carrot.gif
Scouserlande
24-03-2005, 14:43
Me of corse, i understand im a new act round here, but after all i am awsome.
Kanabia
24-03-2005, 14:43
*Ahem*
Oksana
24-03-2005, 14:43
Random as in OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR NECK!

http://www.schools.pinellas.k12.fl.us/gallery/variety/carrot.gif

Huh. Well in that case I don't think I qualify. :(
The Imperial Navy
24-03-2005, 14:44
Please audition rather than shouting "PICK ME!"

I must see your skills! Even you Kanabia!
The Imperial Navy
24-03-2005, 14:45
Huh. Well in that case I don't think I qualify. :(

On my return you shall be my attractive little assistant. You'll have a dress of your choice and a nice hairstyle. :D

Better?
Not Legless Pirates
24-03-2005, 14:46
TIN...... replace? You? :confused:
Kanabia
24-03-2005, 14:47
Please audition rather than shouting "PICK ME!"

I must see your skills! Even you Kanabia!

*sigh* :p

http://www.scifidimensions.com/Jan02/fractal.jpg
Oksana
24-03-2005, 14:47
On my return you shall be my attractive little assistant. You'll have a dress of your choice and a nice hairstyle. :D

Better?

Ooh! I better start shopping now.
Oksana
24-03-2005, 14:48
Okay. So Kanabia, Tin what are you guys going to uni for?
The Imperial Navy
24-03-2005, 14:50
Okay. So Kanabia, Tin what are you guys going to uni for?

A BTEC National Diploma in computers.
Oksana
24-03-2005, 14:53
A BTEC National Diploma in computers.

I see and you're learning about the positive effects of masturbation. My brother's majoring in computer networking. Not that your majors are similar, but you certainly have more well-rounded education.
Kanabia
24-03-2005, 14:56
Okay. So Kanabia, Tin what are you guys going to uni for?

Uh, well, i'm studying Arts (Politics, History and so on) but I don't know exactly what i'm doing the course for. Have a cookie.

http://www.geektimes.com/michael/site/archive/2003/02/images/cookie-monster.jpg
The Imperial Navy
24-03-2005, 15:01
I see and you're learning about the positive effects of masturbation. My brother's majoring in computer networking. Not that your majors are similar, but you certainly have more well-rounded education.

I took a GCSE In psychiatry when I started college. We never got to the exam because too many people dropped out. :(

EDIT: It was there we were taught about the usefulness of Masturbation.

But I am smart in the affairs of the human mind...
The Imperial Navy
24-03-2005, 15:06
Looks like Kanabia will have my job at this rate.
Monkeypimp
24-03-2005, 15:12
My humour differs from yours. I will have to be able to work with whoever you pick, though.
The Imperial Navy
24-03-2005, 15:15
My humour differs from yours. I will have to be able to work with whoever you pick, though.

Looks like it'll be Kanabia. Now Kanabia, as my replacement, you will be required to post one totally random topic every day and have at least one random picture in your posts. You will also need to post one serious topic where you are charming and witty.

Finally, note you are working as me in your siggy.
Not Legless Pirates
24-03-2005, 15:16
Looks like Kanabia will have my job at this rate.
Dude. No one can take your job, but you
The Imperial Navy
24-03-2005, 15:18
Dude. No one can take your job, but you

Polite, But I just need to have somone remind everyone that I'm not gone yet... :D
Oksana
24-03-2005, 15:20
Uh, well, i'm studying Arts (Politics, History and so on) but I don't know exactly what i'm doing the course for. Have a cookie.

http://www.geektimes.com/michael/site/archive/2003/02/images/cookie-monster.jpg

I luv cookie monster!

I can't believe LP's name is Paul. He doesn't seem like a Paul.
Boonytopia
24-03-2005, 15:21
[QUOTE=The Imperial Navy]EDIT: It was there we were taught about the usefulness of Masturbation.QUOTE]

I consider myself self-taught. :D
The Imperial Navy
24-03-2005, 15:22
I consider myself self-taught. :D

Good for you. Go and have fun.
Not Legless Pirates
24-03-2005, 15:23
I luv cookie monster!

I can't believe LP's name is Paul. He doesn't seem like a Paul.
Named after my great grandfather


And TIN: I'm bloody serious. It just wouldn't be the same
The Imperial Navy
24-03-2005, 15:24
And TIN: I'm bloody serious. It just wouldn't be the same

Oh well. I've had to adjust to losing a lot of friends on here over the past 2 years... you'll cope.
Not Legless Pirates
24-03-2005, 15:27
Oh well. I've had to adjust to losing a lot of friends on here over the past 2 years... you'll cope.
You're going for 2 weeks.... :confused:
The Imperial Navy
24-03-2005, 15:28
You're going for 2 weeks.... :confused:

Yup but unless I get PM to deliver that PC it may end up being permanent.
Oksana
24-03-2005, 15:30
Yup but unless I get PM to deliver that PC it may end up being permanent.

I'm going to cry. The past couple of days have been bad. How can peoplenot see how they affect others? I'm notsaying that towards you,Tin. I'm just saying it in general. :(
Oksana
24-03-2005, 15:31
Named after my great grandfather


And TIN: I'm bloody serious. It just wouldn't be the same


Cute. Lol. I guess Tin's named after my great grandfather.
The Imperial Navy
24-03-2005, 15:32
I'm going to cry. The past couple of days have been bad. How can peoplenot see how they affect others? I'm notsaying that towards you,Tin. I'm just saying it in general. :(

There's no point in crying... surely i'm not that influencial?
Oksana
24-03-2005, 15:36
There's no point in crying... surely i'm not that influencial?

Yes, you are. Don't be stupid(NOT LITERALLY). you know we all love you. :(
Not Legless Pirates
24-03-2005, 15:37
There's no point in crying... surely i'm not that influencial?
So you don't see it? BAD TIN!

*slaps TIN with a rolled up newspaper*
The Imperial Navy
24-03-2005, 15:39
Yes, you are. Don't be stupid(NOT LITERALLY). you know we all love you. :(

Oh well... life is gurenteed to get weirder. It's what we have to face. :)

I'm a brave lad, and i'm ready to take life by the horns... and get mauled in the balls.
Oksana
24-03-2005, 15:39
Oh well... life is gurenteed to get weirder. It's what we have to face. :)

I'm a brave lad, and i'm ready to take life by the horns... and get mauled in the balls.

You can't leave. Who's going to pass on the name Carl? :(
The Imperial Navy
24-03-2005, 15:41
You can't leave. Who's going to pass on the name Carl? :(

Hopefully me when I name my kid. :D

But don't worry. I'm doing all I can to stay in. Pure Metal will meet me soon. ;)
Ramissle
24-03-2005, 15:41
You SO want me to be your replacement. Nothing is as great as the Grammar Police!
Not Legless Pirates
24-03-2005, 15:41
You can't leave. Who's going to pass on the name Carl? :(
He's not leaving. He's gonna be away for 2 weeks and than he'll be back more than ever
Oksana
24-03-2005, 15:44
You SO want me to be your replacement. Nothing is as great as the Grammar Police!

No, no! No Grammar Police! I don't think he should have a replacement but I have to choose Kanabia is first choice over any grammar police. :mp5:
The Imperial Navy
24-03-2005, 15:45
You SO want me to be your replacement. Nothing is as great as the Grammar Police!

Grammar police? Never! It's random or bust!
Ramissle
24-03-2005, 15:46
No, no! No Grammar Police! I don't think he should have a replacement, but I have to choose Kanabia. He is first choice over any grammar police. :mp5:

PWNED!
The Grammar Police (http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ido7liwbe94)
Ramissle
24-03-2005, 15:47
Grammar police? Never! It's random or bust!
You're right. I'm not random enough. I'm way too oppressive for that.
Not Legless Pirates
24-03-2005, 15:50
PWNED!
The Grammar Police (http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ido7liwbe94)
Muc better (http://artpad.art.com/?idv2itdenxc)
Ramissle
24-03-2005, 15:51
Much better (http://artpad.art.com/?idv2itdenxc)
I hope you did that on purpose.......
Not Legless Pirates
24-03-2005, 15:54
I hope you did that on purpose.......
:rolleyes: *looks innocent (http://artpad.art.com/?idv2tb5mxh8)*
The Imperial Navy
24-03-2005, 15:55
*Looks evil*
Troon
24-03-2005, 16:04
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/jvmuell/spoon.gif
The Imperial Navy
24-03-2005, 16:07
Oh god I loved the tick!
Troon
24-03-2005, 16:22
Oh god I loved the tick!

Do I get a cookie?
The Imperial Navy
24-03-2005, 16:24
Do I get a cookie?
http://www.sweetcakes4u.com/Web%20Pictures/Web%20L%20-%20Cookie%20Cake%20Thank%20You.jpg
Troon
24-03-2005, 16:27
Yay! Thanks!

Here, have a shoe:

http://www.yakima-herald.com/newsfeatures/SmallTown/images/shoe.jpg
The Imperial Navy
24-03-2005, 16:29
:D Maybe later.
Troon
24-03-2005, 16:31
This is one of the first time's I've ever had a running conversation with anyone on this board. Especially one as prominent as you, TIN.

To mark this momentous occasion:

http://iamsparticus.com/images/yellow-duck-thumb.gif
South Osettia
24-03-2005, 16:32
My threads are pretty random...
The Imperial Navy
24-03-2005, 16:33
My rubber ducky collection is complete! :D
Troon
24-03-2005, 16:41
Are we not treading the fine line between randomness and full on spam?
The Imperial Navy
24-03-2005, 16:42
Are we not treading the fine line between randomness and full on spam?

It does not bother me. ;)
South Osettia
24-03-2005, 16:42
Are we not treading the fine line between randomness and full on spam?

Possibly...but I did ask if I should do another one, and people said 'yes', so I did.
Troon
24-03-2005, 16:45
It does not bother me. ;)

You have 11 thousand posts. You don't care if you lose a few.

I've got 970! I've lost so many to the old purges...
The Imperial Navy
24-03-2005, 16:46
You have 11 thousand posts. You don't care if you lose a few.

I've got 970! I've lost so many to the old purges...

Post count does not bother me. All I care about is mindless chatter and somthing to do.
Monotonous
24-03-2005, 16:47
Arg. Explosion. Lack of image search.
Troon
24-03-2005, 16:48
Post count does not bother me. All I care about is mindless chatter and somthing to do.

I agree with the something to do, and I'm pretty mindless...
Monotonous
24-03-2005, 16:54
*gazes blankly* Mind... what's that?
Chinkopodia
24-03-2005, 17:00
http://www.philaprintshop.com/images/wwiiashore.jpg

Are YOU a Nazi parrot? :eek:

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How's that? :p