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I'm now running auditions. I need to find somone to work as me for the 2 weeks I am gone. You must be:

-Witty
-Random
-Looks aren't an issue
-your gender is not an issue

Step up and audition for me! I hope to see class!

NEXT!

I said NEXT! :D

random? random how?

random? random how?

Random as in OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR NECK!

http://www.schools.pinellas.k12.fl.us/gallery/variety/carrot.gif

Me of corse, i understand im a new act round here, but after all i am awsome.

*Ahem*

Random as in OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR NECK!

http://www.schools.pinellas.k12.fl.us/gallery/variety/carrot.gif

Huh. Well in that case I don't think I qualify. :(

Please audition rather than shouting "PICK ME!"

I must see your skills! Even you Kanabia!

Huh. Well in that case I don't think I qualify. :(

On my return you shall be my attractive little assistant. You'll have a dress of your choice and a nice hairstyle. :D

Better?

TIN...... replace? You? :confused:

Please audition rather than shouting "PICK ME!"

I must see your skills! Even you Kanabia!

*sigh* :p

http://www.scifidimensions.com/Jan02/fractal.jpg

On my return you shall be my attractive little assistant. You'll have a dress of your choice and a nice hairstyle. :D

Better?

Ooh! I better start shopping now.

Okay. So Kanabia, Tin what are you guys going to uni for?

Okay. So Kanabia, Tin what are you guys going to uni for?

A BTEC National Diploma in computers.

A BTEC National Diploma in computers.

I see and you're learning about the positive effects of masturbation. My brother's majoring in computer networking. Not that your majors are similar, but you certainly have more well-rounded education.

Okay. So Kanabia, Tin what are you guys going to uni for?

Uh, well, i'm studying Arts (Politics, History and so on) but I don't know exactly what i'm doing the course for. Have a cookie.

http://www.geektimes.com/michael/site/archive/2003/02/images/cookie-monster.jpg

I see and you're learning about the positive effects of masturbation. My brother's majoring in computer networking. Not that your majors are similar, but you certainly have more well-rounded education.

I took a GCSE In psychiatry when I started college. We never got to the exam because too many people dropped out. :(

EDIT: It was there we were taught about the usefulness of Masturbation.

But I am smart in the affairs of the human mind...

Looks like Kanabia will have my job at this rate.

My humour differs from yours. I will have to be able to work with whoever you pick, though.

My humour differs from yours. I will have to be able to work with whoever you pick, though.

Looks like it'll be Kanabia. Now Kanabia, as my replacement, you will be required to post one totally random topic every day and have at least one random picture in your posts. You will also need to post one serious topic where you are charming and witty.

Finally, note you are working as me in your siggy.

Looks like Kanabia will have my job at this rate.
Dude. No one can take your job, but you

Dude. No one can take your job, but you

Polite, But I just need to have somone remind everyone that I'm not gone yet... :D

Uh, well, i'm studying Arts (Politics, History and so on) but I don't know exactly what i'm doing the course for. Have a cookie.

http://www.geektimes.com/michael/site/archive/2003/02/images/cookie-monster.jpg

I luv cookie monster!

I can't believe LP's name is Paul. He doesn't seem like a Paul.

[QUOTE=The Imperial Navy]EDIT: It was there we were taught about the usefulness of Masturbation.QUOTE]

I consider myself self-taught. :D

I consider myself self-taught. :D

Good for you. Go and have fun.

I luv cookie monster!

I can't believe LP's name is Paul. He doesn't seem like a Paul.
Named after my great grandfather


And TIN: I'm bloody serious. It just wouldn't be the same

And TIN: I'm bloody serious. It just wouldn't be the same

Oh well. I've had to adjust to losing a lot of friends on here over the past 2 years... you'll cope.

Oh well. I've had to adjust to losing a lot of friends on here over the past 2 years... you'll cope.
You're going for 2 weeks.... :confused:

You're going for 2 weeks.... :confused:

Yup but unless I get PM to deliver that PC it may end up being permanent.

Yup but unless I get PM to deliver that PC it may end up being permanent.

I'm going to cry. The past couple of days have been bad. How can peoplenot see how they affect others? I'm notsaying that towards you,Tin. I'm just saying it in general. :(

Named after my great grandfather


And TIN: I'm bloody serious. It just wouldn't be the same


Cute. Lol. I guess Tin's named after my great grandfather.

I'm going to cry. The past couple of days have been bad. How can peoplenot see how they affect others? I'm notsaying that towards you,Tin. I'm just saying it in general. :(

There's no point in crying... surely i'm not that influencial?

There's no point in crying... surely i'm not that influencial?

Yes, you are. Don't be stupid(NOT LITERALLY). you know we all love you. :(

There's no point in crying... surely i'm not that influencial?
So you don't see it? BAD TIN!

*slaps TIN with a rolled up newspaper*

Yes, you are. Don't be stupid(NOT LITERALLY). you know we all love you. :(

Oh well... life is gurenteed to get weirder. It's what we have to face. :)

I'm a brave lad, and i'm ready to take life by the horns... and get mauled in the balls.

Oh well... life is gurenteed to get weirder. It's what we have to face. :)

I'm a brave lad, and i'm ready to take life by the horns... and get mauled in the balls.

You can't leave. Who's going to pass on the name Carl? :(

You can't leave. Who's going to pass on the name Carl? :(

Hopefully me when I name my kid. :D

But don't worry. I'm doing all I can to stay in. Pure Metal will meet me soon. ;)

You SO want me to be your replacement. Nothing is as great as the Grammar Police!

You can't leave. Who's going to pass on the name Carl? :(
He's not leaving. He's gonna be away for 2 weeks and than he'll be back more than ever

You SO want me to be your replacement. Nothing is as great as the Grammar Police!

No, no! No Grammar Police! I don't think he should have a replacement but I have to choose Kanabia is first choice over any grammar police. :mp5:

You SO want me to be your replacement. Nothing is as great as the Grammar Police!

Grammar police? Never! It's random or bust!

No, no! No Grammar Police! I don't think he should have a replacement, but I have to choose Kanabia. He is first choice over any grammar police. :mp5:

PWNED!
The Grammar Police (http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ido7liwbe94)

Grammar police? Never! It's random or bust!
You're right. I'm not random enough. I'm way too oppressive for that.

PWNED!
The Grammar Police (http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ido7liwbe94)
Muc better (http://artpad.art.com/?idv2itdenxc)

Much better (http://artpad.art.com/?idv2itdenxc)
I hope you did that on purpose.......

I hope you did that on purpose.......
:rolleyes: *looks innocent (http://artpad.art.com/?idv2tb5mxh8)*

*Looks evil*

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/jvmuell/spoon.gif

Oh god I loved the tick!

Oh god I loved the tick!

Do I get a cookie?

Do I get a cookie?
http://www.sweetcakes4u.com/Web%20Pictures/Web%20L%20-%20Cookie%20Cake%20Thank%20You.jpg

Yay! Thanks!

Here, have a shoe:

http://www.yakima-herald.com/newsfeatures/SmallTown/images/shoe.jpg

:D Maybe later.

This is one of the first time's I've ever had a running conversation with anyone on this board. Especially one as prominent as you, TIN.

To mark this momentous occasion:

http://iamsparticus.com/images/yellow-duck-thumb.gif

My threads are pretty random...

My rubber ducky collection is complete! :D

Are we not treading the fine line between randomness and full on spam?

Are we not treading the fine line between randomness and full on spam?

It does not bother me. ;)

Are we not treading the fine line between randomness and full on spam?

Possibly...but I did ask if I should do another one, and people said 'yes', so I did.

It does not bother me. ;)

You have 11 thousand posts. You don't care if you lose a few.

I've got 970! I've lost so many to the old purges...

You have 11 thousand posts. You don't care if you lose a few.

I've got 970! I've lost so many to the old purges...

Post count does not bother me. All I care about is mindless chatter and somthing to do.

Arg. Explosion. Lack of image search.

Post count does not bother me. All I care about is mindless chatter and somthing to do.

I agree with the something to do, and I'm pretty mindless...

*gazes blankly* Mind... what's that?

http://www.philaprintshop.com/images/wwiiashore.jpg

Are YOU a Nazi parrot? :eek:

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How's that? :p