NationStates Jolt Archive


You win an award:

South Osettia
24-03-2005, 14:01
It's not often that the postman is on time. That's why you walk around the house naked from 8am to 10am, assuming that nobody will notice. Today, however, the red van pulls up two hours early, and as you struggle to cover yourself, the postman spots you, minus clothing, through the window. As you try to hide your embarrasment, you grab the post from the floor and dash upstairs.

A few minutes later, once you've changed into something more suitable, you notice that, amongst your usual pile of bills, lies a gold-coloured envelope. You open it, and the text leaps out at you:

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

YOU HAVE WON AN AWARD OF YOUR CHOICE! IT CAN BE FOR ANYTHING YOU WISH. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SEND THE ENCLOSED FORM TO THE ADDRESS BELOW BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT, AND THEN SHOW UP AT THE CEREMONY TOMORROW AT 6PM AT THE SAME ADDRESS. SE YOU THERE!

There is no name, but there is an address and a form. You now need to come up with an award that can be presented to you at the ceremony. What do you pick?
Jeruselem
24-03-2005, 14:06
:) A membership drive for the US Republican party?
:)
Aeruillin
24-03-2005, 14:16
Regarding the poll: First thought - Uh, who are you anyway?
You thus qualify, along with me and probably hundreds of others, for the "Obscure Newbie Award".

Regarding the topic?

Mh. Pulitzer prize? Nah, I haven't written anything. Nobel? No, guess not.

I'd probably pick the lottery jackpot. "Honor" awards aren't that useful, and if you get them just because you wanted it, not because you earned one, they aren't as pleasing.
South Osettia
24-03-2005, 14:19
You're not going to like this but... Uh, who are you anyway?

You thus qualify, along with me and probably hundreds of others, for the "Obscure Newbie Award".

Grumble, grumble... ;)

I'm better known in the Nationstates Forum. Here I just dip my toes in now and again, mostly for these 'you're doing something inexplicably strange' threads that I do.
Not Legless Pirates
24-03-2005, 14:24
The spam award, with as prize a trip to the homes of every NSer
Bolol
24-03-2005, 14:29
The "Leave me Alone I'm Eating" Award. :D
Demented Hamsters
24-03-2005, 14:47
Sex God?