When Im king...
New Genoa
24-03-2005, 02:44
I will outlaw snow.
I will outlaw outlawing snow.
I will authorize the creation of electric-powered beaver flapjacks.
I will invade Guam.
...
Ramissle
24-03-2005, 02:45
Hear hear!
We got too much damn snow in Connecticut!
Of course, we couldn't outlaw it because you outlawed outlawing it.
My head hurts. Must be that damn snow.
Mlle Juliette
24-03-2005, 02:46
I will outlaw snow.
I will outlaw outlawing snow.
I will authorize the creation of electric-powered beaver flapjacks.
I will invade Guam.
...Dubya? Is that you?
ElleDiamonique
24-03-2005, 02:48
Hear hear!
We got too much damn snow in Connecticut!
Of course, we couldn't outlaw it because you outlawed outlawing it.
My head hurts. Must be that damn snow.
Send all your snow down to me here in Pennsylvania - I LOVE IT!!
New Genoa
24-03-2005, 02:50
Dubya? Is that you?
No.
But he sent me his list
1. I well find obama.
2. i will conker irak and invad vladimir putin
3. i will stoop the terror rest.
4. guam will invade me. as its already invadded my hart :fluffle:
Ramissle
24-03-2005, 02:50
Take it all. Please. Today was a nice day, it hit 45. Then it snowed. And snowed. And snowed. Now I have to freeze everytime I go outside. Thanks a lot, snow!
New Genoa
24-03-2005, 02:52
Take it all. Please. Today was a nice day, it hit 45. Then it snowed. And snowed. And snowed. Now I have to freeze everytime I go outside. Thanks a lot, snow!
When Im king, we will invade the snow.
Ramissle
24-03-2005, 02:53
Ok. You take the wet, sticky ones that take an hour to shovel. I'll take the fluffy ones that come with wind and sting you.
No.
But he sent me his list
HAHA :p
hey come on let's not 'misunderestimate' him
ElleDiamonique
24-03-2005, 02:53
Take it all. Please. Today was a nice day, it hit 45. Then it snowed. And snowed. And snowed. Now I have to freeze everytime I go outside. Thanks a lot, snow!
Just think what the Easter Bunny is going to say since it might snow for Easter. :D
Ramissle
24-03-2005, 02:54
Just think what the Easter Bunny is going to say since it might snow for Easter. :D
I'll be at the coast, so it won't matter. The Easter Bunny likes the beach. :)
ElleDiamonique
24-03-2005, 02:56
I'll be at the coast, so it won't matter. The Easter Bunny likes the beach. :)
Oh, OK. lol
Have a good time!!
New Genoa
24-03-2005, 02:56
The War on Drugs will be suspended in favor of a War on Precipitation.
I will make myself your new god. Worship me in advance.
Latin will be made the official language of the empire.
Minimum bra size = C-cup.
Oh hell, bras will be outlawed.
Oh, and Colodia, you will be eliminated. Can't have any future dictators to thwart my plans.
Ramissle
24-03-2005, 02:57
I just hope he doesn't try swimming. Its still cold. When I'm king, I will invade the cold.
Steel Butterfly
24-03-2005, 02:57
I will outlaw snow.
I will outlaw outlawing snow.
I will authorize the creation of electric-powered beaver flapjacks.
I will invade Guam.
...
Hopefully by the time you're king you'll get around to posting in RotRII...
;)
New Genoa
24-03-2005, 02:59
Hopefully by the time you're king you'll get around to posting in RotRII...
;)
Perhaps, but I can assure you that there will ample surpluses of steel and butterflies.
Oh, and Colodia, you will be eliminated. Can't have any future dictators to thwart my plans.
believe it or not, colodia left. but only after one of those sappy, attention-whoring 'goodbye threads.'
Please outlaw the damn snow. It's spring, for f-ck's sake, and still snowing. :(
New Genoa
24-03-2005, 03:32
believe it or not, colodia left. but only after one of those sappy, attention-whoring 'goodbye threads.'
Then no power challenges my ultimate rule.
You will bow to me.
The War on Drugs will be suspended in favor of a War on Precipitation.
I will make myself your new god. Worship me in advance.
Latin will be made the official language of the empire.
Minimum bra size = C-cup.
Oh hell, bras will be outlawed.
Oh, and Colodia, you will be eliminated. Can't have any future dictators to thwart my plans.
Oh, yes. Let's turn the world into a drought and we'll let the babies starve since they won't have anything adequate to nurse on. :rolleyes:
I'm still going to join Tin's kingdom. :p
Ramissle
24-03-2005, 03:54
*worships*
Oh holy one! Won't you take away this snow?
ElleDiamonique
24-03-2005, 03:55
Please outlaw the damn snow. It's spring, for f-ck's sake, and still snowing. :(
Then I guess I should move to Canada if you still have snow. We had a sucky Winter in my area - more rain than snow.
Haha bitches! Are snow is almost ALL gone! I can see Spring! :p
New Genoa
24-03-2005, 04:03
Oh, yes. Let's turn the world into a drought and we'll let the babies starve since they won't have anything adequate to nurse on. :rolleyes:
I'm still going to join Tin's kingdom. :p
Children are not neccessary. Only large-breasted women. And since Im god, I choose when there's rain. Do not question ze king.
Ramissle
24-03-2005, 04:08
Ha ha bitches! Our snow is almost ALL gone! I can see Spring! :p
Grammar Police. (http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ido7liwbe94) You have been warned.
New Genoa
24-03-2005, 04:09
Grammar Police. (http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ido7liwbe94) You have been warned.
An official contingent of SS troopers regulating grammar will be established under my rule.
Ramissle
24-03-2005, 04:10
An official contingent of SS troopers regulating grammar will be established under my rule.
But of course. Okansa's bad word usage shall not go unnoticed!