Santa Barbara
23-03-2005, 18:34
1. Weddings are stupid and lame.
2. People who think their fucking is actually, personally, made sacred by God (and conversely that other people's fucking is some sort of abomination) as a result.
3. I don't like being forced by social ettiquette to say "congratulations" when two people announce that not only do they fuck, but they intend to fuck each other until they both drop dead. I'd rather just say "you creep me out. Go away." And I do.
4. Divorce. Divorcees. Single parent families.
5. The words "hubby" and "pregger." I tell you now, don't say those words to me if you value your head's quality of being attached to your body.
6. Tax breaks. For fucking?
7. Children. I know children would exist without marriage, but marriage contributes to a lot of them and therefore marriage is wrong.
8. Love Egotism. People who think THEIR partner is THE most sexy anywhere, THE most worthy, THE best parent, with THE most of God's love, whose kids are THE cutest and whose union will last THE longest. God, just shut up.
9. Weddings. Bridal gowns. Ceremonies. "God loves you. Fuck. Fuck for God."
10. If marriage was REALLY a union between a man, woman and God - well, God is predominately male, so that would make it a homosexual union by definition. Therefore marriage is for teh gays.
That's all I can think of for now.
2. People who think their fucking is actually, personally, made sacred by God (and conversely that other people's fucking is some sort of abomination) as a result.
3. I don't like being forced by social ettiquette to say "congratulations" when two people announce that not only do they fuck, but they intend to fuck each other until they both drop dead. I'd rather just say "you creep me out. Go away." And I do.
4. Divorce. Divorcees. Single parent families.
5. The words "hubby" and "pregger." I tell you now, don't say those words to me if you value your head's quality of being attached to your body.
6. Tax breaks. For fucking?
7. Children. I know children would exist without marriage, but marriage contributes to a lot of them and therefore marriage is wrong.
8. Love Egotism. People who think THEIR partner is THE most sexy anywhere, THE most worthy, THE best parent, with THE most of God's love, whose kids are THE cutest and whose union will last THE longest. God, just shut up.
9. Weddings. Bridal gowns. Ceremonies. "God loves you. Fuck. Fuck for God."
10. If marriage was REALLY a union between a man, woman and God - well, God is predominately male, so that would make it a homosexual union by definition. Therefore marriage is for teh gays.
That's all I can think of for now.