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100 reasons why Tink will find true love...

The Imperial Navy
23-03-2005, 14:57
Time to return the favour. My darling Tink:

1. No matter what she says, she's one hot lady.
2. Her manner is so charming, so polite that it makes my mind melt.
3. She has 2 of the cutest pets.
4. She has captured the hearts of so many men... that one is bound to go see her. ;)
5. She's always putting herself down, yet she is so perfect in every way.
6. She has an uber sexy accent.
7. She's similar to so many men out there. I'm one of them.

...I could go on for hours, But i'll let you guys come up with some.
Keruvalia
23-03-2005, 14:59
3. She has 2 of the cutest pets.


:eek: :eek: Is *that* what we're calling them now, eh?

Anyway ...

8. Because I said so.
Not Legless Pirates
23-03-2005, 15:04
9. Because she is still young
Legless Peeches
23-03-2005, 15:07
10. Cause she is passionate


and has great booboolas
Spaam
23-03-2005, 15:08
10: Because I'm here ;)
Moleland
23-03-2005, 15:08
11. Because She knows how to make a man feel good about himself... I'm still happy abou the last compliment... I'm king of the world!!!!
The Imperial Navy
23-03-2005, 15:08
*Sigh* Tink is suffering major heartache. I hope she pulls through without sinking into depression like I did... :(

I love her so much... please be ok...
Kanabia
23-03-2005, 15:09
11. Because I said so and i'm correct all the time.
Moleland
23-03-2005, 15:11
I love her so much... please be ok...

I second this motion... Although I don't count... :(
Findecano Calaelen
23-03-2005, 15:11
Shes one of those girls that are amazing. She could have everything, but she cares so much about everyone else. She forgets about herself.

and she has a sexy smile :D
The Imperial Navy
23-03-2005, 15:14
Shes one of those girls that are amazing. She could have everything, but she cares so much about everyone else. She forgets about herself.

I would sacrifice my own happiness just to make her happy. I'd do anything for her.
FairyTInkArisen
23-03-2005, 15:14
I second this motion... Although I don't count... :(
don't say that, of course you count, it's just people on here can't make me feel better about myself because no matter what you say there's nobody in real life that wants to make me feel better, nobody ever fancies me cause I'm ugly and annoying
Findecano Calaelen
23-03-2005, 15:15
I would sacrifice my own happiness just to make her happy. I'd do anything for her.
she inspires this kind ^^^ of loyalty
Kanabia
23-03-2005, 15:15
don't say that, of course you count, it's just people on here can't make me feel better about myself because no matter what you say there's nobody in real life that wants to make me feel better, nobody ever fancies me cause I'm ugly and annoying

I'm far uglier and more annoying in real life. And don't you deny it, 'cause i've already annoyed you tonight. Just imagine how bad I am in person?
Keruvalia
23-03-2005, 15:16
I'm ugly and annoying

That's the spirit!
Findecano Calaelen
23-03-2005, 15:17
don't say that, of course you count, it's just people on here can't make me feel better about myself because no matter what you say there's nobody in real life that wants to make me feel better, nobody ever fancies me cause I'm ugly and annoying
I would have you, I even think ive dated your Australian identical twin
Moleland
23-03-2005, 15:17
don't say that, of course you count, it's just people on here can't make me feel better about myself because no matter what you say there's nobody in real life that wants to make me feel better, nobody ever fancies me cause I'm ugly and annoying

Oh, so Now I don't exist now? :(

:) Just kidding. Well Your certainly not Ugly, You are one of the best looking friend girls I know, and I doubt you can be as annoying as Charlotte... or me for that matter.

People who say this are either blind, stupid, chavy, Retarded are all four!
Kerlapa
23-03-2005, 15:17
don't say that, of course you count, it's just people on here can't make me feel better about myself because no matter what you say there's nobody in real life that wants to make me feel better, nobody ever fancies me cause I'm ugly and annoying
listen, dont b puttin yourself down
UpwardThrust
23-03-2005, 15:19
All the above

That and she HAS A WEBSITE

I mean who can not find love with your own website Tink (http://tink.upwardthrust.us)
The Imperial Navy
23-03-2005, 15:19
nobody ever fancies me cause I'm ugly and annoying

BULLSHIT!

People can be so Shallow it tears me up inside! Don't EVER let people like that put you down! EVER!

I've told so many shallow people to go fuck themselves. It's certainly a good feeling. All it takes is a little confidence and determination. I've only realised that recently.
Findecano Calaelen
23-03-2005, 15:21
cause I'm ugly
Do I really have to post my pic to show you the meaning of ugly??

*points to Tinks sig*
Spaam
23-03-2005, 15:30
don't say that, of course you count, it's just people on here can't make me feel better about myself because no matter what you say there's nobody in real life that wants to make me feel better, nobody ever fancies me cause I'm ugly and annoying
I don't think you're ugly. And I'm not (just) saying that cos I like ya, but from a purely objective stance. And I can't possibly see how you are annoying! Now, I could definitely promise you, that if I was in England, I'd be driving over there right now to give you a hug. You might also want to keep in mind, that I quite often think that I'm ugly and annoying. Yet everyone here, and a lot IRL think I'm... well... hot. So the same might be said for you! (I'd try and say the same about annoying, but everyone, here and IRL think I'm annoying too :p)

I know that cheering you up is pretty pointless atm, cos honestly, I think it'll do you good to wallow for a day or so. But know that I'm here if you want to talk.

Oh, and if you want a quick phone call... TM me... might be nice to here a sexy Aussie accent :p
Keruvalia
23-03-2005, 15:32
I mean who can not find love with your own website Tink (http://tink.upwardthrust.us)

The video of her dancing says it all.
Legless Peeches
23-03-2005, 15:36
All the above

That and she HAS A WEBSITE

I mean who can not find love with your own website Tink (http://tink.upwardthrust.us)


wow UT.....Nice job!
Greedy Pig
23-03-2005, 15:37
12. She just have to find her own self worth.
Moleland
23-03-2005, 15:37
The video of her dancing says it all.

Is that meant in a nice way?
Not Legless Pirates
23-03-2005, 15:37
All the above

That and she HAS A WEBSITE

I mean who can not find love with your own website Tink (http://tink.upwardthrust.us)
artwork on the second picture by Pure Metal and yours truly :fluffle:
UpwardThrust
23-03-2005, 15:41
artwork on the second picture by Pure Metal and yours truly :fluffle:
Yup :D

Hey why the NOT now?
Ankhmet
23-03-2005, 15:42
Okay.....
WHAT'S THE F***ING DEAL WITH TINK???

She has some kind of cult here.
The Imperial Navy
23-03-2005, 15:43
Okay.....
WHAT'S THE F***ING DEAL WITH TINK???

She has some kind of cult here.

She's so lovely yet she feels so alone... it's my mission to make her feel welcome.
Not Legless Pirates
23-03-2005, 15:43
Yup :D

Hey why the NOT now?
Because I felt like it


(And LP the character left Paradise Club and I couldn't be arsed to explain to everyone that I'm not)
(I really should log back on with LP himself)
(one sec)
Moleland
23-03-2005, 15:43
Okay.....
WHAT'S THE F***ING DEAL WITH TINK???

She has some kind of cult here.

You gotta problem with that?
Legless Peeches
23-03-2005, 15:44
Okay.....
WHAT'S THE F***ING DEAL WITH TINK???

She has some kind of cult here.


thats right....so join or face the end of my saber....


oooohh, i'd better save that for the other thread
UpwardThrust
23-03-2005, 15:45
thats right....so join or face the end of my saber....


oooohh, i'd better save that for the other thread
Are not all peeches legless :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Keruvalia
23-03-2005, 15:45
Is that meant in a nice way?

You kiddin' me?

I'm in the process of stripping out the background and having just her body dancing and making it into an animated gif.
FairyTInkArisen
23-03-2005, 15:46
Okay.....
WHAT'S THE F***ING DEAL WITH TINK???

She has some kind of cult here.
shut your mouth, get down on your knees and worship me biatch!
See u Jimmy
23-03-2005, 15:46
Tink, You may be talking to us on the internet but we all exist in real life.
If we say your great, trust us you are.

You are one of the funniest, flirtiest posters on here and, one of the top 10 reasons I read these threads.

BTW, I was 28 when I found someone that loved me. So dont think that just cause the local boys are shortsighted the rest of the guys you meet will be.
Legless Pirates
23-03-2005, 15:46
Because I felt like it


(And LP the character left Paradise Club and I couldn't be arsed to explain to everyone that I'm not)
(I really should log back on with LP himself)
(one sec)
IMPOSTER! Oh wait...... it's just me
Legless Peeches
23-03-2005, 15:46
Are not all peeches legless :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:


ha! Well, I'm not the average Peech now am I? ;)

:fluffle:
Findecano Calaelen
23-03-2005, 15:46
Okay.....

She has some kind of cult here.
Indeed


join the Tinkists
Moleland
23-03-2005, 15:46
You kiddin' me?

I'm in the process of stripping out the background and having just her body dancing and making it into an animated gif.

Still uncertain.
Findecano Calaelen
23-03-2005, 15:47
shut your mouth, get down on your knees and worship me biatch!
yay she's back.... with attitude
Kanabia
23-03-2005, 15:48
Okay.....
WHAT'S THE F***ING DEAL WITH TINK???

She has some kind of cult here.

http://www.vishnujana.com/Vishnujana/classic3.jpg

Would you like to buy a bible?
FairyTInkArisen
23-03-2005, 15:49
http://www.vishnujana.com/Vishnujana/classic3.jpg

Would you like to buy a bible?
i'm not gonna even ask what that guy has on his face.....
UpwardThrust
23-03-2005, 15:49
ha! Well, I'm not the average Peech now am I? ;)

:fluffle:
Nope not the average peech at all :fluffle: bumpy average peaches are grose

but for some reason I like your bumps :p :fluffle: :fluffle:
Legless Pirates
23-03-2005, 15:49
ha! Well, I'm not the average Peech now am I? ;)

:fluffle:
HARGH! :fluffle:
The Imperial Navy
23-03-2005, 15:50
shut your mouth, get down on your knees and worship me biatch!
Woo! Now there's the Tink I fell in love with!
Findecano Calaelen
23-03-2005, 15:50
You kiddin' me?

I'm in the process of stripping out the background and having just her body dancing and making it into an animated gif.
schweet
Kanabia
23-03-2005, 15:51
i'm not gonna even ask what that guy has on his face.....

LMAO!!!

He's a Hare Krishna. I'm not sure what it is, but I don't think it's...that. But who knows.
Moleland
23-03-2005, 15:52
shut your mouth, get down on your knees and worship me biatch!

*Runs off to find prayer mat*
UpwardThrust
23-03-2005, 15:52
wow UT.....Nice job!
Lol just threw it togeather ... pure metal and me are suposed to get togeather and do a REAL website :)

by the way I need that animated gif once you are done with it :) that HAS to go on the site
Moleland
23-03-2005, 15:54
*Runs off to find prayer mat*

http://www.spongobongo.com/em/Bij9704.jpg

*Bows in Bill and Ted style*

I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!
Findecano Calaelen
23-03-2005, 15:57
http://www.spongobongo.com/em/Bij9704.jpg

*Bows in Bill and Ted style*

I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!
I thought that was Wayne and Garth
Kanabia
23-03-2005, 15:58
http://www.islamic-paths.org/Home/English/Discover/Pillars/Salah/Images/Man%20in%20Prayer.jpg
Ankhmet
23-03-2005, 15:59
shut your mouth, get down on your knees and worship me biatch!


Throw in a spanking and you have a deal.
Moleland
23-03-2005, 15:59
Is it?

I don't know anything...

*Crawls into a convient hole*
Legless Pirates
23-03-2005, 15:59
I thought that was Wayne and Garth
Indeed. Bill and Ted either stole it, or never did it
FairyTInkArisen
23-03-2005, 16:00
Throw in a spanking and you have a deal.
sure *gets out whip and dominatrix outfit*
Pure Metal
23-03-2005, 16:00
don't say that, of course you count, it's just people on here can't make me feel better about myself because no matter what you say there's nobody in real life that wants to make me feel better, nobody ever fancies me cause I'm ugly and annoying
that is not true at all. you are an attractive, fantastic person and god knows it i'm as near to in love with you as i've ever been with anyone. you hear me Elly? you are great, and i'm gonna come visit you and i'm gonna make you feel a whole lot better :)

i've said it to you before (hehe about 5 minutes ago :p ) and i'l say it again... when i get back from a shitty day and i feel down, you always have a way of making me feel better. you lift my mood and make me feel better about myself. thats a gift, Tink :)

we all love you here on NS, so please, for us, for me, stop being down
Legless Pirates
23-03-2005, 16:00
Throw in a spanking and you have a deal.
Can I do it? :D
FairyTInkArisen
23-03-2005, 16:00
Indeed. Bill and Ted either stole it, or never did it
they did it, i can picture it right now
See u Jimmy
23-03-2005, 16:01
weve allready got a good basis for a religion.

The fairy tinkabell was ended, and shortly after the fairy tinkarisen :D

All hail tink, The bible of tink to be on sale shortly.
now we just have to outsell the Ikea catalog) :D

:p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p
Ankhmet
23-03-2005, 16:01
Can I do it? :D


YES!You can both do it. I'll have myself a spanking-threesome.


:)
FairyTInkArisen
23-03-2005, 16:01
that is not true at all. you are an attractive, fantastic person and god knows it i'm as near to in love with you as i've ever been with anyone. you hear me Elly? you are great, and i'm gonna come visit you and i'm gonna make you feel a whole lot better :)

i've said it to you before (hehe about 5 minutes ago :p ) and i'l say it again... when i get back from a shitty day and i feel down, you always have a way of making me feel better. you lift my mood and make me feel better about myself. thats a gift, Tink :)

we all love you here on NS, so please, for us, for me, stop being down
:) thanks
Moleland
23-03-2005, 16:01
they did it, i can picture it right now

Good!

*Crawls out of hole*

Told ya!
Findecano Calaelen
23-03-2005, 16:02
Is it?

I don't know anything...

*Crawls into a convient hole*
It was a question, not a statement, I wasnt sure either
Legless Pirates
23-03-2005, 16:03
YES!You can both do it. I'll have myself a spanking-threesome.


:)
*handcuffs Ankhmet*

So it's no problem that I'm a guy?

*SLAP*
Moleland
23-03-2005, 16:03
Is me, or has thr forum font randomly got so small, tit is barely readible?
FairyTInkArisen
23-03-2005, 16:05
Is me, or has thr forum font randomly got so small, tit is barely readible?
it's just you.............
Findecano Calaelen
23-03-2005, 16:06
Is me, or has thr forum font randomly got so small, tit is barely readible?
Its just you, or its just me that has stayed the same
Moleland
23-03-2005, 16:07
It has been shrinking steadily... Darn School computer...d on't make me bash you!
Ankhmet
23-03-2005, 16:07
*handcuffs Ankhmet*

So it's no problem that I'm a guy?

*SLAP*


Meh.I'll deal with it. Gimme a blindfold and I'll be okay.

/____(>~_~)> <Kirby Ankhmet!
^
spanking
stick
Moleland
23-03-2005, 16:07
Wait a second, it's growing again...
Pure Metal
23-03-2005, 16:08
:) thanks
:fluffle: :fluffle: i mean it :fluffle:
FairyTInkArisen
23-03-2005, 16:08
It has been shrinking steadily... Darn School computer...d on't make me bash you!
try this: http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/tools/10.gif it's bound to work!
Kanabia
23-03-2005, 16:08
It has been shrinking steadily... Darn School computer...d on't make me bash you!

Happens to me sometimes. There's a certain key combination that does it and I haven't figured out what it is to fix it :mad:

Close it and open your browser again.
Findecano Calaelen
23-03-2005, 16:08
Wait a second, it's growing again...
:D
FairyTInkArisen
23-03-2005, 16:09
:fluffle: :fluffle: i mean it :fluffle:
http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/love/21.gif
Moleland
23-03-2005, 16:10
try this: http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/tools/10.gif it's bound to work!

*LOL*

Computer says no!
Moleland
23-03-2005, 16:10
:D

What? It is, it's returning to normal again...
FairyTInkArisen
23-03-2005, 16:11
*LOL*

Computer says no!
LOL! Little Britain rules!
Findecano Calaelen
23-03-2005, 16:12
What? It is, it's returning to normal again...
Sorry I just have a corrupt mind
Moleland
23-03-2005, 16:12
LOL! Little Britain rules!

It's ok... Just one of my friends has been saying that all day...

Now it has shrunk so small i can't even read what i'm writing...
Kanabia
23-03-2005, 16:13
Now it has shrunk so small i can't even read what i'm writing...

:D

(FC: So do I.)
Pure Metal
23-03-2005, 16:13
http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/love/21.gif
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/liebe/love-smiley-035.gif
FairyTInkArisen
23-03-2005, 16:14
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/liebe/love-smiley-035.gif
http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/love/25.gif
Findecano Calaelen
23-03-2005, 16:14
:D

(FC: So do I.)
maybe its shrinking from the cold
The Imperial Navy
23-03-2005, 16:14
I a LAAAADY you know!
Moleland
23-03-2005, 16:14
My text must be look how small i am!
Lascivious Maximus
23-03-2005, 16:15
Tink will find true love because she is a beautiful person; in mind, in spirit, and in body. She has a kind heart and she carries herself proudly. Any man willing to overlook that is a fool.
Moleland
23-03-2005, 16:17
Took me nearly 5 minutes to read that...
Kanabia
23-03-2005, 16:18
maybe its shrinking from the cold

Must be that British weather, eh? :p
Pure Metal
23-03-2005, 16:20
http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/love/25.gif
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/liebe/love-smiley-037.gif


http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s27/smilies-24139.png



i think we can keep this up all day... :p
FairyTInkArisen
23-03-2005, 16:21
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/liebe/love-smiley-037.gif


http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s27/smilies-24139.png



i think we can keep this up all day... :p
or at least till we get shouted at for spamming
http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/love/40.gif
Moleland
23-03-2005, 16:22
Ok, the text is now so small, that I'm forced to employ the help of word to read the forum.

I think i'm off to Technical.
Kanabia
23-03-2005, 16:23
Ok, the text is now so small, that I'm forced to employ the help of word to read the forum.

I think i'm off to Technical.

Close and reload your browser.
Lascivious Maximus
23-03-2005, 16:23
Took me nearly 5 minutes to read that...
My post? :confused:
Pure Metal
23-03-2005, 16:27
or at least till we get shouted at for spamming
http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/love/40.gif
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/liebe/love-smiley-074.gif

bah, let them shout. i don't care ;)








:eek: Myrth, please don't ban me
Moleland
23-03-2005, 16:27
Close and reload your browser.

Thankyou, I could read that!

I'll try that.
FairyTInkArisen
23-03-2005, 16:28
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/liebe/love-smiley-074.gif

bah, let them shout. i don't care ;)








:eek: Myrth, please don't ban me
http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/love/11.gif
Moleland
23-03-2005, 16:29
That's better.
Kanabia
23-03-2005, 16:31
That's better.

:D
Moleland
23-03-2005, 16:31
;)

Thanks Kanabia.
Pure Metal
23-03-2005, 16:38
http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/love/11.gif
*run out of (good) smilies*






http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/love/11.gif too :)