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Post the little lies you tell yourself every day to keep you going.

I'll start:

1. That which does not kill me, makes me stronger. (boy is that a crock)
2. Yes, one more Dr Pepper can will fit in that trash bag.
3. If I ignore it, it will go away.
4. There's nothing the right potion can't solve.
5. All your base are belong to us.
6. No, seriously, this time I won't cum in your mouth.

Tomorrow can only get better. (don't tempt fate, it will always win)

I'm not tired
I'm not drunk

Post the little lies you tell yourself every day to keep you going.

I'll start:

1. That which does not kill me, makes me stronger. (boy is that a crock)
2. Yes, one more Dr Pepper can will fit in that trash bag.
3. If I ignore it, it will go away.
4. There's nothing the right potion can't solve.
I'm intelligent, I'm good-looking, I'm creative, and I'm a great lover!

Oh! You said "lies," didn't you? Hmmm. [ thinks ]

I know more than you do.

this should be fun

Hmm... lets see...

I'll do it tomorrow.
I'm still young I have time... (for things like getting a job it isn't true)
I don't care how this will turn out.

Hitler killed 6 million Jews

Sure, that hat looks great on you!

Hitler killed 6 million Jews

:rolleyes:

And it only took 7 posts.

1. Hitler's clone is alive and well, living in Brazil.

2. This thread is going to remain cheerfully spammy, even after The Hitler Jugend mentioned the Holocaust.

Hitler killed 6 million Jews
You tell yourself that every day do you? Wow, I'd assume it should be pretty much drummed in then. Here's something else for you to repeat every day to yourself.
Trolling is bad.

"You can be Equal Opportunity and Affirmative Action at the same time."

2. This thread is going to remain cheerfully spammy, even after The Hitler Jugend mentioned the Holocaust.

:D

The Hitler Jugend is right.

The Hitler Jugend is right.
Touché

1. Hitler's clone is alive and well, living in Brazil.

2. This thread is going to remain cheerfully spammy, even after The Hitler Jugend mentioned the Holocaust.

I am not Hitler's clone

You tell yourself that every day do you? Wow, I'd assume it should be pretty much drummed in then. Here's something else for you to repeat every day to yourself.
Trolling is bad.

Save your breath.

People whom associate with losing causes are too deluded to be changed by a medium such at this.

That goes for sympathizers of the Nazis, Confederates, Soviets, Apartheids, Eugenists, and the litany of the rest of history's losers.

There's still ample of time.
Shit happens for a reason
Tomorrow would be better
I can survive though I'm broke
I don't need a shower today because I smell good.

Shit happens for a reason

But it has a reason... You eat then you have to... :D

[QUOTE=Keruvalia]Post the little lies you tell yourself every day to keep you going.

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Tomorrow I will wake up and all the racist scumbags of the world will finally meet their end in a mass cull!... (is that the right phrase? Ah who cares you get the point)

1- Just 10 more minutes on Nation States and then I will do some work.

2- You still look like youre 22 Kelley!

3- Cameras really do NOT add ten pounds.

4- to boss: "Yes, I did that last week and put it in your box...you probably lost it."

2- You still look like youre 22 Kelley!
That's not a big lie, since you still look 23

I was abducted by aliens, and there was no alcohol involved!

That's not a big lie, since you still look 23


awww.....I'll take 23!! :D

Aerou thinks kites are sexy

3. If I ignore it, it will go away.

No, that one is true.

1- Just 10 more minutes on Nation States and then I will do some work.


I can chat on the forum and do coursework at the same time.

I took a couple of these from real life...actually, almost all of these...

Don't worry, I know what I'm doing.

I'm going to have that paper for you today

I'll be at class on time

I love working with you, my NDD leader

No, these pants don't make my ass look fat

Oh, yes dear, I'd love to sit and listen to you DJ that lovely techno music rather than go to the rock concert

I can chat on the forum and do coursework at the same time.
I fooled myself with that one for years :D

No mum i haven't been smoking/drinking
I'm not drunk
No sir, i haven't slept with your daughter :p

I fooled myself with that one for years :D
I did, but then I discovered the joys of procrastination.

awww.....I'll take 23!! :D
I know you would :fluffle:

I fooled myself with that one for years :D

I still believe it...

Another good one is: "relaxing on the forum will make me better able to do my work, as I'll be more...er...relaxed."

I know you would


You hush...I can still do anything a 23 year old can do....except better .

I still believe it...

Another good one is: "relaxing on the forum will make me better able to do my work, as I'll be more...er...relaxed."

I'm procrastinating right now!

I've done 200 words of an 800 word essay due tomorrow, and it's 2AM! Whee! NS rocks.

I still believe it...

Another good one is: "relaxing on the forum will make me better able to do my work, as I'll be more...er...relaxed."

Ive earnt this coffee break

Ive earnt this coffee break

:D

"More caffeine will keep me awake long enough to finish this."

:D

"More caffeine will keep me awake long enough to finish this."


I do my best work at 2 o'clock in the morning.


My postcount increases by itself when I'm not looking.

I do my best work at 2 o'clock in the morning.

I use that one too :p


"I'll be able to function fine on 3 hours sleep."

1) It can't rain all the time.
2) Things will be better tomorrow.
3) Hard work, dedication, patience, and honesty always pay off.
4) Mankind is not inherently evil.
5) Justice will eventually prevail.

No, I'm not a cynic, really. *wry smile* But hey, like the intro post suggested - whatever it takes to get up for the game, neh?

That fence, despite the signs to the contrary, is not electrified. :(

I use that one too :p


"I'll be able to function fine on 3 hours sleep."


I say that too, but for me it's not a lie... :p

I say that too, but for me it's not a lie... :p

I might be able to do it once or twice a week. But as i've discovered this week, doing it every day isn't a good idea. Heheh.

Nothing a strong drink won't cure

Wait a sec thats true DAMIT

If hes anything like his memory, he'll be back.

;) (http://cabcalvinandhobbes.tripod.com/ChPictureGallery/calvinhobbes_sleep01.jpg) I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

Everything will be settled at the meeting.

5 minutes more wont matter.
One bit of cake is fine
a second small slice is ok
i'm really just straightening the edges of the cake, it's not a third slice
Ok, there's still half left
if I eat it all no-one will notice.

"If you ever encounter something that you don't know about or understand, you should always put it in your mouth."

America is the greatest country in the world

America is the greatest country in the world
ROFL!!! :p

Of course I want to go to work today

I can chat on the forum and do coursework at the same time.
There's a good one - I tell myself that all the time.
Also...
It's not going to snow today; sandals are a fine idea.
I'll do that paper tomorrow.
Yeah, having two jobs is fine... I should go pick up another.
Everything works out all right in the end.
I should give <insert name here> the benefit of the doubt; surely he/she isn't completely irredeemable.
The country is going good places.
:D

"Life is just a bowl of cherries."

life is like a box of chocolates :p

We don't envy America.

"Life is just a bowl of cherries."
and sometimes the cherries have worms... or have been picked at by the beaks of starlings... but you just have to toss them cherries aside and move on! :p

1) I'll just take half an hour to check my email and forum-surf, and then I'll do my homework.
2) Instant messaging will help me write my essay because I can ask people for ideas.
3) It's not horrible for me to like Britney Spears or the Spice Girls if it wasn't my fault for hearing it in the first place.
4) If I write it on my hand I'll remember it.
5) If I stick it on my doorknob I'll notice and remember it.
6) I can be "only 14" when I don't want responsibility and "almost 15" when I do want rights.
7) It's not pathetic that I've been on NS since the last day of seventh grade, and I'm now in high school.
8) People besides myself actually give a shit that I'm taking all junior/senior classes next year.
9) If I wake up without an alarm it means I've gotten enough sleep.
10) Procrastination =/= later stress.

Aerou thinks kites are sexy

Heyyyy, thats no lie :).

I mean look at how sexy that kite is....mmmmmm (http://www.hiflykites.co.za/free-kite-guides/kite-flying-manual/stunt-kite-flying.JPG) :D

"No Officer, I havent been drinking."
"Im sorry, I dont smoke." (said to some random person asking for a cigarette)
"Of course I want to talk about my shortcomings, again." (said to your ex)

We don't envy America.

Depends who "we" is. If its the French then yes I agree its a lie. If its the British, its true.

1) It's for your own good.
2) God has a plan for you.
3) You have nothing to fear from the police if you don't commit a crime.
4) The government deserves my tax money.
5) Social Security isn't failing.

Heyyyy, thats no lie :).

I mean look at how sexy that kite is....mmmmmm (http://www.hiflykites.co.za/free-kite-guides/kite-flying-manual/stunt-kite-flying.JPG) :D

"Aerou has a perfectly normal sex drive"

'She might actually come around today, realize that I miss her, and that I'm sorry'

Depends who "we" is. If its the French then yes I agree its a lie. If its the British, its true.

I think he's an American, so it comes out as
"Americans don't envy America"
Which is just confusing.

"Aerou has a perfectly normal sex drive"

:eek: My sex drive is perfectly fine, thank you very much :). You're the strange one, not thinking kites are sexy....pshhhh. ;)

:eek: My sex drive is perfectly fine, thank you very much :). You're the strange one, not thinking kites are sexy....pshhhh. ;)

Yes..... "I agree with you"

"Aerou is not beautiful"

Hey, it's only four more years, what's the worst that could happen?

I'll have time later.

I deserve a break.

I'll have time later.
Thats a dangerous one, dont use it too often.

Yes..... "I agree with you"

"Aerou is not beautiful"

Silly :p but sweet :)

Depends who "we" is. If its the French then yes I agree its a lie. If its the British, its true.

Nah. It's true for all nations.

Just as you asserted "America is the greatest country in the world" as your favorite lie.

:)

I think he's an American, so it comes out as
"Americans don't envy America"
Which is just confusing.

The thread is "what are our favorite lies"?

My favorite lie is to hear others say "We do not envy America."

(For the record, I'm a Slovak ex-pat and an American).

Someday, it will be ok


hopefully not a lie though

Silly :p but sweet :)

Thank you

"Aerou is nasty to those who attempt to compliment her"

The thread is "what are our favorite lies"?

My favorite lie is to hear others say "We do not envy America."
But this thread is about:
Post the little lies you tell yourself every day to keep you going.

1.I Brush my teeth with a tooth brush. (It's a teeth brush dammit! You brush your teeth. Not a tooth!)

2. Everybody loves my fart

3. I can take the corner without needing to slow down

4. I can make the yellow light if I speed up.

5. Vast ammounts of cheese is not fattening.

But this thread is about:

Whoops!

(Mea culpa.)

The thread is "what are our favorite lies"?

My favorite lie is to hear others say "We do not envy America."

(For the record, I'm a Slovak ex-pat and an American).

The confusion was over whether "Americans do not envy America" could even be a lie or a truth. It was only a little twisting on the coment by Neo Cannen, in a not to serious thread.

*waggles little finger*

Yup, that's 7 inches, baby...

My fav. lies are:
-Most everything GWB says(those lies are so transparent that it's funny)
-Religion(unfounded beliefs that are believed by billions? Egads! It does make people do odd things at times, and sometimes funny things.)
-Natural things are good for you(See this fugu? It's natural, but it can kill you if it's not prepared right and you eat it. See this hemlock? Natural, but it kills you. Fire? Natural, but it can burn and kill you. Poison dart frogs? Natural and can kill you. Tsunami? Volcanoes? Earthquakes? Natural, but they can kill you. Various plants are natural but can kill you. Get the point yet?)
-Natural things are bad for you(Sunlight? It can give you skin cancer, but only if you're outside a lot more than you should be; you actually should be outside for at least an hour so that your skin can make vitamin D, and you need unfiltered sunlight in order for various cycles to work right. Sex?...let's not go there. Natural sources of water? That's only because PEOPLE polluted it! Outside air? See water.)
-Makeup, dresses, and jewlery make you look good.(More often than not, they make you look either A:Ugly or B:Not any better than you did before.)
-Video games make you violent(I've been playing those since I was five, and I cannot physically harm another human being on purpose; I chicken out before I can.)

Imigrants are going to steal all our jobs

equality between the races

"4 hours sleep is plenty"

"I'm going to study tonight."
equality between the races
LOL

I have resolved not to let people like you make me angry. So I'll just laugh instead.

"I didn't do it... That kid over there did!"

Man, I heard this all the time in school... And it was usually directed at me! Fucking bastards.

...Wait a minute, this is supposed to be FAVORITE lies!? Okay then!

"I'll get off of my computer in five minutes!"

"4 hours sleep is plenty"

"I'm going to study tonight."

LOL

I have resolved not to let people like you make me angry. So I'll just laugh instead.

Dat's da spirit! Oh yeah, and another one of my faves:

"Yeah, I'll do the dishes after I finish my food."

Political Correctness is good

2+2=4

2+2=4

Of course, because we all know that 2+2 = 22!

Of course, because we all know that 2+2 = 22!
no, no, no...2+2=5!

;) Of course, because we all know that 2+2 = 22!
I thought the answer was 42 ;)

"Keep walking...the troll wont get you this time"

—The Holocaust never happened
—Capitalism is based on freedom
—Government is justified
—Sex with children can be consensual

Nothing personal

-Socialism is based on freedom
-Communism is based on freedom
-Social welfare is a 'Christian' concept

-Socialism is based on freedom
-Communism is based on freedom
-Social welfare is a 'Christian' concept

At least you're not for holocaust denial and pædophilia.

At least you're not for holocaust denial and pædophilia.

True. Oh yeah, another lie:

-Fascism is based on freedom

-Corporate welfare is 'capitalist'

"You can be Equal Opportunity and Affirmative Action at the same time."

Yes, this is my favorite.

The only reason there are speed limits are so I can break them.

or

That rattle comming from under my hood is really just the radio.

"Yes, I'm on birth control"

Of course, because we all know that 2+2 = 22!

The liberal media has obviously poisoned your fragile mind.

'She might actually come around today, realize that I miss her, and that I'm sorry'


LOL, I have heard this from people. It's a classic.

"All the Girls love Harlesburg"
"Im goona do something constructive with my Life"
"This pic is "ME" (http://www.fonzie.it/Image19.jpg)
" When i die my funeral will be as big as The Popes"
Aerou loves my 12 year old Kite that still flies."

—The Holocaust never happened
—Capitalism is based on freedom
—Government is justified
—Sex with children can be consensual
-Letila is telling the truth!

-There is a God and his name is Jesus Christ.
(Forgive me. I had to.)

My jeans are too tight because it's that time of the month.
That couple of pounds will just go away now that the holidays are over.
I'll quit smoking soon, things are just too stressful right now.

"No, you look thinner in those!"

"Of course I'll buy you lunch."

"I'll call you back in ten minutes."

War is Peace
Ignorance is Truth
Slavery is Freedom