NationStates Jolt Archive

The current NS motto is "Because sometimes even national leaders want to just hang out". This is your challenge, to think up a new motto, make it funny, serious, whatever. Lets see what the NS community can come up with:p

"Building bridges...without the trolls."


...or should that be, "with the trolls"? :p

"Where all your base belong to us"

Whaaaaaaaat?! I just had to! :D

"Dividing nations since 2002"

"Because sometimes, even national leaders just wanna have fun"

"Because sometimes, people just want to think about it for a moment."

"Because sometimes, people just want to think about it for a moment."
I was hoping it'd be Cogitation saying that. ;)

"NationStates: The World's Premier Matchmaking service for national leaders"

:D

Nationstates: STFU n00b!

"cos real life is boring"

"Spreading bias and loving it"

"home of the :fluffle: "

"You say anything I don't like, I DEAT you"

"Now with 25% more trolls"

"It's FREE!!!!!"

"Extremists of all kinds, unite!"

I like "It's FREE!!" best

"Website of Mass Destruction"

"Because you KNOW you don't have a life"

"NationStates: a chance to cure small penis syndrome, because life just isn't fair"

Phenominal Political Power! ...itty bitty living space.

Nationstates: If guys like Pinochet had this, maybe South America would be less boned.

Nationstates: Where the potentially intelligent fuse seamlessly with the politically belligerent.

Nationstates: Well, it beats sitting around staring at a turned-off screen.

Nationstates: Because she probably wouldn't want to go out tonight, anyway. Yeah.

"The Only place that I RULE"

Nationstates: because you really don't have anything better to do

"Every man his own football."

"'cause there's no way I'd survive in the real world"

"Nationstates: For when finger puppets just won't do anymore."

:p

Nationstates: For those lonely Saturday Nights, and she STILL won't return your calls.

Nationstates: For when, at 4am, stoned, high on caffine, drunk and lonely, you want to tell the world why you think <insert topic here> is <insert opinion here>.

"I'm a consumer whore!"

'Because in real life, when you talk to people this much you get tired of the bad breath'

'Because in real life, when you talk to people this much you get tired of the bad breath'

I like that one... though my breath is always minty fresh.

Nationstates: Where batshit extremists of the far-left and far-right can hang out without strangling each other to death.

Nationstates: Because you need somthing to do in that 20 minutes before you go home.

Nationstates: Where trolls flame, n00ks n00b, and everyone else just tries to get along.

Nationstates: Where if you do not fellate Europe on every post, you're run out of town on a rail.

or

Nationstates: Go back to the game and forget this ever happened, please.

Nationstates: Where Sanctaphrax asks a bunch of losers to come up with a better motto than the one being typed now

bump

Nationstates: bumps ahead, go slowly

"What the hell are you doing here?"

"Welcome to nationstates, don't touch the troll."

"If you where looking for sence, you've come to the wrong place."

"99% looneys, 1% sane"

"Current number of Abortion threads: 1097843, current number of Iraq threads: 6543, Current number of real issues threads: 1"

Some really good ones here so far!

NationStates: Buy Jennifer Government or DIE!

Nationstates: Rated R(andom) by some organisation that nobody pays much attention to.

WOW!! Some great mottos, so far. I'm trying to think of one...

"Building bridges...without the trolls."


...or should that be, "with the trolls"? :p
No way.
"Building bridges.....Now where are those trolls?"
Ph34r!

In soviet Russia, nation states you

"Current number of Abortion threads: 1097843, current number of Iraq threads: 6543, Current number of real issues threads: 1"


holy shit, where is it???!!!!

i wanna see!

Nationstates: the nature reserve of the internet

holy shit, where is it???!!!!

i wanna see!
Somwhere around page 16.

"The world's weirdest singles bar in cyberspace"

NAtionstates when youve got nothing better to do!

"Current number of Abortion threads: 1097843, current number of Iraq threads: 6543, Current number of real issues threads: 1"feeling like the smartest person around.... priceless...

feeling like the smartest person around.... priceless...

Nationstates: Why that one boy stays in the computer lab during lunch.

Nationstates: Why that one boy stays in the computer lab during lunch.be fair, after all, there are some females here as well... it should be student... or nerd...

I guess Geek can be acceptable...

be fair, after all, there are some females here as well... it should be student... or nerd...

I guess Geek can be acceptable...

Heh... it would never pass anyway.

Suitable for psychotic dictators. May contain traces of nuts.

"Become an arsonist, you're less likely to be flamed"

"Thinking is good. Now have a cookie"

"You thought Andy Warhol was a fruitcake..."

"Where the posts are like steer horns: a point here, a point there... and a lot of bull inbetween"

"Where the posts are like steer horns: a point here, a point there... and a lot of bull inbetween"http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/laugh.gifhttp://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/laugh.gifhttp://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/laugh.gif

Product may contain nuts.

Nationstates, for when you're tired of whacking off to porn.

Suitable for psychotic dictators. May contain traces of nuts.
Eh ive seen packets of nuts claiming that!

"NAtionstates for indoor or outdoor use only!"

nationstates: better they are here than in your government.

"The world's weirdest singles bar in cyberspace"lol

Nationstates, for when you're tired of whacking off to porn.
LOLROFLMFAO!!! :D

MAY PRE HOUSE THE SEAMY SIDE VOLITATION!!!


note: if you don't get that, go here:

http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=dragonballtoy.jpg&category=Instructions&date=2002-10-07

Well, I just changed my motto to this a couple of days ago, so I hope that it counts.

Getting older is better than the alternative!

Nationstates: Where Myrth rules all!

Nationstates, for when you're tired of whacking off to porn.
So you can whack off to abortion threads?

So you can whack off to abortion threads?
http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif

So you can whack off to abortion threads?
Why would anyone wack off to that? :confused:

oh, and LOL! :D

"NationStates - the place you can find all the enemies you need"
"More Wars than 'Dubya"
"Free speech, free love, free game"
"Deciding humanity's fate since '98"

MAY PRE HOUSE THE SEAMY SIDE VOLITATION!!!


note: if you don't get that, go here:

http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=dragonballtoy.jpg&category=Instructions&date=2002-10-07


BWAAAAHAHAHAH!!! If we're doing Engrish, any part of this, from a toy warning, might be appropriate for NationStates:

DANGER!!
A dangerous toy. This toy is being made for the extreme priority the good looks. The little part which suffocates when the sharp part which gets hurt is swallowed is contained generously. Only the person who can take responsibility by itself is to play.

NationStates: A dangerous game. This game is being made for the extreme priority the good looks.

NationStates: Only the person who can take responsibility by itself is to play.

Don't have a link to the original image...oh, wait...
http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=dangerengrish.jpg&category=Toys&date=2000-11-03

be fair, after all, there are some females here as well...

'Alleged' females.

"Free speech, free love, free game"


Free speech for the dumb.

feeling like the smartest person around.... priceless...


That could be like a whole ad...

Internet Access...$xx/mo.
NationStates, the Game...free.
Playing NationStates...hours of your time.

Feeling like the smartest person around...priceless.

Play NS: It's good to be king. Or Caliph. Or President. Or whatever...

NationStates: Because otherwise you'd be watching Survivor.

NationStates: Forcing Propaganda on your political opposite, achieving only the same back.

NationStates: 120,000+ nayshons. Top 2% off peeple our jeanyuses. Meens 24,000 jeanyuses two debait with. Now will sumwon help me fix the cupholder on my compyouter.

Nationstates - Home of humble Los Banditos and some other chumps.

Nationstates- home of such famed characters as jessussaves, and Johnny Wadd

Nationstates- home of such famed characters as jessussaves, and Johnny Wadd
And The United States of Europe.

And The United States of Europe.
just going by the top of my head

Nationstates - Wear out that refresh button

NationStates - Hangout of drunks and 12 year old from all around the world.

This thread gets the Branin A+ stamp of aproval :D

This thread gets the Branin A+ stamp of aproval :D
Thank you very much *bows*

NationStates: Because you ate that last pint of ice cream.

NationStates: Because you're pissed off at the World.

NationStates: Because you're a sympathize NAZIs but you're afraid of jews in real life so you have to express your views over the internet.

NationStates: I see dead puppets.

Where national leaders carry out diplomacy through other means

lol.

"Nationstates: Without it, the mods/admins will be unemployed."

Nationstates: all the taste of real government, but without the calories.

Nationstates: all the taste of real government, but without the corruption.
:D

Nationstates now with built in emotes.

Nationstates: all the taste of real government, but without the corruption.

You're sure about that?

You're sure about that?
lol. don't worry, it was a joke.

Or was it? *DUN DUN DUNNN!!!* :eek:

*evil grin* :D

heh. ya, it was a joke.

"NationStates: It is saner than reality."

Nation States- Since no one else would listen...

"Do you wanna act like the real UN, or just squabble and waste time?"

Dipomatic Imunity won't save you here

Where politics and people meet for the first time.

Now with 60% more gay marriage threads!

Got Myrth?

Where misery finds company.

It's not just bitching and shouting...It's the NS forum!

I can't believe it's not congress!

Nationstates: Because nobody can punch you over the Internet.
On Nationstates, Time wastes YOU!

Hasta La Vista, Flamer

Where running a Marathon is dangerous

Some Chic called [Violet] lives here

This thread gets the Branin A+ stamp of aproval :D

Pah. We've had this thread before.

"NationStates - the place you can find all the enemies you need"
"More Wars than 'Dubya"
"Free speech, free love, free game"
"Deciding humanity's fate since '98"
98' FarK!

Nationstates: Because nobody can punch you over the Internet.
On Nationstates, Time wastes YOU!
HAH HAH
'Nationstates where people are still searching for weapons of MAss Distraction'

"Can you say I.G.N.O.R.E.?"

NationStates: Drama 24/7

NationStates: Let's play "Guess Who Max Is"!

And a motto for the General forums:
"We swear to God it's not just intellectual masturbation and pointless squabbling...what was that? Yes, I did say "swear to God"... WHAT? Screw you atheists, nobody cares about you anyway... *gurgle*let go of my throat*gurgle*"

NationStates: Let's play "Guess Who Max Is"!

And a motto for the General forums:
"We swear to God it's not just intellectual masturbation and pointless squabbling...what was that? Yes, I did say "swear to God"... WHAT? Screw you atheists, nobody cares about you anyway... *gurgle*let go of my throat*gurgle*"
I love you neo, you cna make just about anything funny

This thread gets the Branin A+ stamp of aproval :D
Ah, but does it get the prestigous Los Banditos Thumbs Up Award.

Ah, but does it get the prestigous Los Banditos Thumbs Up Award.
Ahh man! I wanted that one /pout

Ahh man! I wanted that one /pout
You may get one. I can't hand them out to everyone and everything.

1. Where life doesn't matter!
2. Too tired to think clearly? Don't worry, no one will notice!
3. Because sometimes you are bored enough to discuss anything.
4. Because often lifeless nerds want to hang out.
5. No matter how weird you are... You WILL fit in!

Now I'm getting too tired to be able to think clearly, (damn cold!) so there's no point in wasting time trying to think of more. I want to finish this post while I can still spell...

Nationstates: where your proverbial panties are always in a twist

NationStates: Al Qaeda's Official Death to America Forum

The current NS motto is "Because sometimes even national leaders want to just hang out". This is your challenge, to think up a new motto, make it funny, serious, whatever. Lets see what the NS community can come up with:p

"been serving the greats since 2002"

Nationstates: Welcome to the salt mines comrade.

Nationstates: Don't worry, we are all as pathetic as you.

Nationstates: And you thought CS kiddies were asswipes...

Where all your dreams come true

Where all your dreams come true--sort of

NationStates: Abandon reason, all ye who enter here!
NationStates: Prepare to be flamed and fluffled!
NationStates: We'd say 'don't feed the trolls', but they're loose from their cages anyway...
NationStates: Leave your life at the door. You won't be needing it any more.

Nationstates: It tastes like burning...
Nationstates: Now 90% fecal-matter free.

Nationstates: I adore...it....quick, run, save yourselves!

Mass genocide on a digital scale.

For when you've ever asked yourself how your nation leaders messed your country up that much.

Over 1 million babbling nutjobs served!

NS Better than Family time!

"Because the only way to take Politics seriously is through mockery"

Nationstates: "Not to be used for the other use"

I suggest we remake NationStates into this:

http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/page50.index.html

I thought I could contain it....

Noooooo! :eek:
The plague has been unleashed in to the general population....
All is lost.....

NationStates

Home of Old Sparky and those who oppose him.

Nationstates: Where Myrth rules the world with an iron fist

NationStates

"Because we needed a forum."

General

"It's like the Spanish Inquisition."

Modified from earlier idea

"Because the only way to talk politics seriouly is to relax and laugh about it"

Phenominal Political Power! ...itty bitty living space.

Nationstates: If guys like Pinochet had this, maybe South America would be less boned.

Nationstates: Where the potentially intelligent fuse seamlessly with the politically belligerent.

Nationstates: Well, it beats sitting around staring at a turned-off screen.

Nationstates: Because she probably wouldn't want to go out tonight, anyway. Yeah.
my favorites, I'd have to say. Yay Stroudiztan!