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Homossexual ABOMINATIONS OF GOD!

Portu Cale
22-03-2005, 23:12
The Necrophiliac Homossexual Raping Ducks strike again! (http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/research/story/0,9865,1432991,00.html)
Umphart
22-03-2005, 23:14
That's just freakin wierd.
Holy Paradise
22-03-2005, 23:17
The Necrophiliac Homossexual Raping Ducks strike again! (http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/research/story/0,9865,1432991,00.html)May I kindly inquire you as to why the hell you had to share such strange information(if one could call it information) with us?
Feminist Cat Women
22-03-2005, 23:17
Sounds like duck date rape to me
ElleDiamonique
22-03-2005, 23:18
I agree...WEIRD! WEIRD! WEIRD!!!
Umphart
22-03-2005, 23:20
Ah, let the ducks have necrophiliacial homiosexual rape, it's just a duck.
Portu Cale
22-03-2005, 23:28
May I kindly inquire you as to why the hell you had to share such strange information(if one could call it information) with us?

Because i shi*** myself laughing at it, and was hoping others could laugh too?
The Tribes Of Longton
22-03-2005, 23:32
In his seminal paper....

:eek:

I know, I know, but still... :eek:
Interesting Slums
22-03-2005, 23:35
Why is it so weird? ducks are animals just like us so why cant they have the same indulgences (refering to rapists and homosexuals)
Bolol
22-03-2005, 23:37
:eek: WHA?!

I...have no idea what I've just seen...
Legless Pirates
22-03-2005, 23:38
Why is it so weird? ducks are animals just like us so why cant they have the same indulgences (refering to rapists and homosexuals)
Get horribly overweight, fight wars, have elections, build planes, drink beer at a game of football......
Pyro Kittens
22-03-2005, 23:41
Weird.... I only though humans were so messed up....
Kervoskia
22-03-2005, 23:41
The Necrophiliac Homossexual Raping Ducks strike again! (http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/research/story/0,9865,1432991,00.html)
What the f***?! Thats just weird.
The Resi Corporation
22-03-2005, 23:44
Whoo! I managed to post on the first page before the eventual hateful convirsation, spamming, flaming, dying, gravedigging, and eventual locking three months later!

Ph33r m3.
The Mycon
22-03-2005, 23:46
Mr Moeliker suggests the pair were engaged in a rape flight attempt. "When one died the other one just went for it and didn't get any negative feedback - well, didn't get any feedback," he said.This is surreal, even to me, who spent an hour spaced out at a Korean Barbeque place daydreaming about a friend's little brother talking to a white-haired old maid named Cindi about Universal Social Constructionism.
Interesting Slums
22-03-2005, 23:47
Get horribly overweight, Ever tried feeding a pet duck, given the opportunity they will.
fight wars,Ducks fight all the time.
have elections, DUH, ducks have dictatorships, you want to lead? you take leadership by force.
drink beer at a game of football...... They drink vodka if you soak it in bread, so i assume they would drink pretzels soaked with beer. and they play water polo, not football :p
Archerial
22-03-2005, 23:48
They just loveeeeeeeeee the cock....eral...as well ive heard
Tanara
22-03-2005, 23:52
Interesting is the only comment I can think of.

It's been long established that homosexuality occurs in roughly 10 % of various non human populations, but the necrophillia is a new one to me.

And it's also been recorded of both deer and dolphins engaging in 'rape'. ( and group rape in dolphins as well. )
SunnydaleCalifornia
22-03-2005, 23:57
That's just creepy
Micutu
23-03-2005, 00:05
that's the only solution.. total war to ducks... nuke them, fry them, cook them. And thinking of the money spent in this shity study, and of children starving to death and with flies around their eyes. What is this world? A mental hospital?
Interesting Slums
23-03-2005, 00:08
that's the only solution.. total war to ducks... nuke them, fry them, cook them.

You wouldnt be american would you?? :p
Micutu
23-03-2005, 00:09
it is nature. Animals' only duty is to procreate, to avoid estinction (excuse my english).. so if a female is not willing to mate, the others are resolving the "problem".
Micutu
23-03-2005, 00:11
You wouldnt be american would you?? :p
you have 100000 points... its one of the things I wanted to laugh at. No, I'm not american. I was wondering if somebody will notice... haaaaaaaaaahahahha... gooood. I'm a Romanian.
Aluminumia
23-03-2005, 00:15
Weird.

Homosexual duck fuck.
Dostanuot Loj
23-03-2005, 00:28
Further proof that Humans are a bad influence on this planet.
Domici
23-03-2005, 01:14
Why is it so weird? ducks are animals just like us so why cant they have the same indulgences (refering to rapists and homosexuals)

Well there's no shortage of animals that use rape as a reproductions strategy. In most sexual reproducers there's an urge for females to play hard to get and for males to engage in pursuit. Sometimes it will get to the point that the males evolve to be so good at pursuit that the females just don't have the chance to get away or become endeared by that darling persistence.

My favorite is the cheetah, where the guy has to chase the girl for days and if she doesn't have enough room to run away (like at a zoo or something) he gets bored and gives up.

More social animals have another competing urge where the guy has to demonstrate not just persistence, but a certain amount of sensitivity. For animals where males help in child raising rape is something of a no-no. Like for us.
Lascivious Maximus
23-03-2005, 01:28
So... if she weighs the same weight as a duuuuck....
Zincite
23-03-2005, 01:34
So... if she weighs the same weight as a duuuuck....

ROFL :D

Heh... but to the topic... that's just, to echo an earlier poster, freaking weird.
Marrakech II
23-03-2005, 01:42
Ah, let the ducks have necrophiliacial homiosexual rape, it's just a duck.


When is a duck just a duck? I mean really people. We need to have support groups for the other ducks that witness this kind of behavior. ;)
Cogitation
23-03-2005, 01:44
"Weird" does not cover this. This... is utterly bizarre.

I'm glad the guy got documentation. Nobody would believe him, otherwise.

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
"Think about it for a moment."
New Foxxinnia
23-03-2005, 01:48
It's unfortunate that I know much of this stuff months before you guys.
Nonconformitism
23-03-2005, 01:56
how is it one comes across such disturbing ,um, information, unless of course it is searching for homosexual necrophilia among ducks which isn't something that i consider normal internet activity.