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Do it!

Are you really a legless pirate?

*dances*

I've got a looovely bunch of coconuts...there they all are a-standing in a row...

Have a banana

Big ones, small ones...

Hows that?

No.

Are you really a legless pirate?
I wish

I wish
How interesting.

How about you play some games?
Games (www.addictinggames.com)

YAY! addictive mini games


Now watching Super Mario Bros. 3 finished in 11 minutes :eek:

Do it!

*Does It*

YAY! addictive mini games


Now watching Super Mario Bros. 3 finished in 11 minutes :eek:
That's not too bad.

Zelda is teh best. her diamond thing kicks as*

*Does It*
Hell yeah.....


Keep it coming.

Do it!
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=406362 :D

WTF? Super Mario Bros. in 5 minutes? :eek:

More speed gaming (http://speeddemosarchive.com/GameList.html)

You need to watch the Half-Life speed record. It's crazy good...

Tell me LP, have you ever watched 'Black Adder'?
Just curious, cause I just remembered one episode where the Elizabethian BlackAdder sails round the world with - that's right! - a legless pirate captain.

Can't quite remember how it goes but a couple of scenes:
"This is hopeless. We're completely lost, we have no food, no water and a captain who's legless!"
"Nonsense! I've barely touched a drop!"
"No,no. I meant you have no legs."
(looks down under the table)
"Oh, you're right there."

An earlier scene (upon looking for the captain):
"And where can we find this captain?"
"On Wednesdays, he's usually up the old sea dog"
"And where can we find the 'Old Sea Dog'?"
"On Wednesdays, in bed with the captain."

Great episode.

I've seen the entire series :fluffle:

Entertaining story: I fell down some stairs today in a shop, and because I had my hands in my pocket I couldn't reach out to cushion my fall, so a fell like a log and slided down the rest of the steps head first - made me laugh anyway.

Entertaining story: I fell down some stairs today in a shop, and because I had my hands in my pocket I couldn't reach out to cushion my fall, so a fell like a log and slided down the rest of the steps head first - made me laugh anyway.
Would have made me laugh as well. Watching you do it that is, not me doing it. :p

Entertaining story: I fell down some stairs today in a shop, and because I had my hands in my pocket I couldn't reach out to cushion my fall, so a fell like a log and slided down the rest of the steps head first - made me laugh anyway.
Did you get up casually saying: "That was on purpose" ?

Did you get up casually saying: "That was on purpose" ?

I walked away whistling and clicking my fingers...