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Entertain me

Legless Pirates
21-03-2005, 17:33
Do it!
Heiligkeit
21-03-2005, 17:37
Are you really a legless pirate?
Troon
21-03-2005, 17:37
*dances*

I've got a looovely bunch of coconuts...there they all are a-standing in a row...

Have a banana

Big ones, small ones...

Hows that?
[NS]Ein Deutscher
21-03-2005, 17:37
No.
Legless Pirates
21-03-2005, 17:38
Are you really a legless pirate?
I wish
Heiligkeit
21-03-2005, 17:40
I wish
How interesting.

How about you play some games?
Games (www.addictinggames.com)
Legless Pirates
21-03-2005, 17:46
YAY! addictive mini games


Now watching Super Mario Bros. 3 finished in 11 minutes :eek:
Ravea
21-03-2005, 17:46
Do it!

*Does It*
Heiligkeit
21-03-2005, 17:47
YAY! addictive mini games


Now watching Super Mario Bros. 3 finished in 11 minutes :eek:
That's not too bad.

Zelda is teh best. her diamond thing kicks as*
Legless Pirates
21-03-2005, 17:53
*Does It*
Hell yeah.....


Keep it coming.
Pure Metal
21-03-2005, 17:55
Do it!
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=406362 :D
Legless Pirates
21-03-2005, 17:57
WTF? Super Mario Bros. in 5 minutes? :eek:

More speed gaming (http://speeddemosarchive.com/GameList.html)
ProMonkians
21-03-2005, 18:00
You need to watch the Half-Life speed record. It's crazy good...
Demented Hamsters
21-03-2005, 18:04
Tell me LP, have you ever watched 'Black Adder'?
Just curious, cause I just remembered one episode where the Elizabethian BlackAdder sails round the world with - that's right! - a legless pirate captain.

Can't quite remember how it goes but a couple of scenes:
"This is hopeless. We're completely lost, we have no food, no water and a captain who's legless!"
"Nonsense! I've barely touched a drop!"
"No,no. I meant you have no legs."
(looks down under the table)
"Oh, you're right there."

An earlier scene (upon looking for the captain):
"And where can we find this captain?"
"On Wednesdays, he's usually up the old sea dog"
"And where can we find the 'Old Sea Dog'?"
"On Wednesdays, in bed with the captain."
Legless Pirates
21-03-2005, 18:06
Great episode.

I've seen the entire series :fluffle:
ProMonkians
21-03-2005, 18:07
Entertaining story: I fell down some stairs today in a shop, and because I had my hands in my pocket I couldn't reach out to cushion my fall, so a fell like a log and slided down the rest of the steps head first - made me laugh anyway.
Demented Hamsters
21-03-2005, 18:09
Entertaining story: I fell down some stairs today in a shop, and because I had my hands in my pocket I couldn't reach out to cushion my fall, so a fell like a log and slided down the rest of the steps head first - made me laugh anyway.
Would have made me laugh as well. Watching you do it that is, not me doing it. :p
Legless Pirates
21-03-2005, 18:14
Entertaining story: I fell down some stairs today in a shop, and because I had my hands in my pocket I couldn't reach out to cushion my fall, so a fell like a log and slided down the rest of the steps head first - made me laugh anyway.
Did you get up casually saying: "That was on purpose" ?
ProMonkians
21-03-2005, 18:15
Did you get up casually saying: "That was on purpose" ?

I walked away whistling and clicking my fingers...