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Me (male) and a friend (female) were playing pool before.She is a wicked person, and extremely attractive.
She did a crap shot and said "fuck me."

It took all of my will power to resist saying "yes please"

Has anyone else had a simular situation?
If so what did you say/do?

I dunno... "Alright" seems to be a pretty safe answer. If she balks, you can always play it up as being witty.

Could be worse. My brother uses that phrase all the time. :eek:

Just smile and act innocent

Just give her a little wink and flash a sharp smile... make her think you know something she doesnt. If the advances arent appreciated youve lost nothing, there was no blatant remark... its about class! ;)

Me (male) and a friend (female) were playing pool before.She is a wicked person, and extremely attractive.
She did a crap shot and said "fuck me."

It took all of my will power to resist saying "yes please"

Has anyone else had a simular situation?
If so what did you say/do?

I say that all the time to my female friends. Granted, most of them know that I am gay . . . . .

I've heard worse. A female friend of mine, disturbingly attractive, has told me that I am going to "bend me over and impale me," and that she wants to spoon me.

Of course she said these without realizing their sexual connatations, I think, but I tell her they're Freudian slips.

There has been one other time that has been said to me, and my reply was "you dont have the guts (we were at work at the time). we kept on egging each other on and yeah. That was the night i lost my virginity :D

I've heard worse. A female friend of mine, disturbingly attractive, has told me that I am going to "bend me over and impale me," and that she wants to spoon me.

Of course she said these without realizing their sexual connatations, I think, but I tell her they're Freudian slips.

chicks only pretend to be naive, they know exactly what theyre saying. they just love teasing

I was once wearing a newspaper t-shirt that said, "More than just police briefs," on the back. Some guys stopped in their car at a light saw it, and one of them said, "I'll show you my police briefs."

My response: "I'll bet it's longer than your dick."

I was once wearing a newspaper t-shirt that said, "More than just police briefs," on the back. Some guys stopped in their car at a light saw it, and one of them said, "I'll show you my police briefs."

My response: "I'll bet it's longer than your dick."
What does this have to do with anything? Nice answer though ;)

chicks only pretend to be naive, they know exactly what theyre saying. they just love teasingor they actually may have a secret or two... :eek:

Me (male) and a friend (female) were playing pool before.She is a wicked person, and extremely attractive.
She did a crap shot and said "fuck me."

It took all of my will power to resist saying "yes please"

Has anyone else had a simular situation?
If so what did you say/do?

Yes it has.

"On the table or the couch?"

She laughed for quite some time.

you don't say anything. you whip it out right there and shove it in her. or it's just a phrase lots of folks say often and you should laugh and go on.

Id say

"Daaaamn, woman! I'm only 13! Do j00 wanna go to jail or something?"

And yes, I DO talk in 1337 sp33k.

my reply was just "gutted"
I couldnt think of anything witty that wouldnt obviously show my intentions

I was once wearing a newspaper t-shirt that said, "More than just police briefs," on the back. Some guys stopped in their car at a light saw it, and one of them said, "I'll show you my police briefs."

My response: "I'll bet it's longer than your dick."

oooooooooooooooj! that's good!

Yes it has.

"On the table or the couch?"

She laughed for quite some time.

would be my answer aswell
that or
"was that an offer?"

my reply was just "gutted"
I couldnt think of anything witty that wouldnt obviously show my intentions
If you dont show your intentions it will never happen