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...but so is the whole Moon.
In 1995, the American Historical Association, in an attempt to stifle revisionist scholarship, marked the 50th anniversary of the defeat of Nazism with a resolution calling on scholars to "initiate plans now to study the significance of the Holocaust." This, however, was not enough of a blow to free academic discourse for the enemies of truth. The president of the AHA, William Leuchtenburg, was asked why the resolution did not go so far as to explicitly recognize the Holocaust as a fact of history. He answered that for a group of historians to say that there had been a Holocaust was tantamount to "an organization of astronomers saying there is a moon."

While, on the surface, this appears as nothing more than a shameless attempt to trivialize and thereby discredit the work of revisionists, it nonetheless got me to thinking: why did this historian single out the moon? Why would a scholar, so familiar with academic standards of evidence, use such language to imply that the existence of the moon, unlike any other issue, was a given and not subject to proof? What, in other words, was he trying to hide?

It was then that I embarked on my research, which has led me to this day when I can confidently make the following assertion: The Moon does not exist. As I realize this revelation may appear shocking to the average reader, allow me to repeat it:

The Moon does not exist!

This is no lie. Until recently, I, too, believed in the traditional, establishment view of the moon. But any thinking person, untainted by the biases imposed on us by the controlled media, will have no choice but to reach the conclusion I did once faced with the facts described in this account.
Proof! (http://www.revisionism.nl/Moon/The-Mad-Revisionist.htm)

I should've known!

For all those who do not believe, YOU HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED BY THE GOVERNMENT!

Lies All Lies! Come To The Light!

makes me think of a quote from Sneakers:

"This is the same technology NASA used when they faked the Apollo moon landings. They had the astronauts broadcast around the world from a sound stage in San Bernadino, California."

the same character also said:

"Did you know the director of opperations of the CIA was in Managua, Nicaragua, the day before the earthquake?"
"Are you saying the CIA caused the Managua earthquake?!"
"Well, I can't prove it, but..."

And anthrax is really good for you! They are just simple microbes, trying to make a living!
The Proof! (http://www.mikeoverbeck.com/osama/anthrax.html)

I know more government secrets. Like why condom packages are so annoying to open- to make us irritated and make us watch television so they can tell us their propaganda, thus making us buy more Pepsi ( the people who really run the world).

needs more comedy "dik plz" option

A cash reward of $100,000 has been offered to anyone who can send us, by e-mail, conclusive physical evidence of the existence of the moon. This reward remains unclaimed. :D

Ouch. :headbang:

How extaordinarily absurd! I have the feeling those unintellectial conspirathyist weirdoes get even weirder every day. :eek:

And I already thought Concave Hollow Earth and the Flat Earth Society was the ultimate in utter nonsense. :rolleyes:

That isn't a moon! It is the NWO mothership, with its mind control rays which turn people into child-molestering sodomites and its Jew Cannon of uber d34th!

listen to this bimbo,

If there was no moon our weather patterns would become so incredably unpredictable that there would be no seasons and no adaptation to the sudden changes. This would be a direct result of the moon keeping the earth on a predictable axis. No moon and no actual axis. We would all die.

You people are crazy. There is in fact a moon. I've been there many times......well once......to get cheese.......okay that was the grocery store..........but I have been to the moon!!!

And heres proof!!!
http://img93.exs.cx/img93/5316/moon045ep.th.jpg (http://img93.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img93&image=moon045ep.jpg)

You people are crazy. There is in fact a moon. I've been there many times......well once......to get cheese.......okay that was the grocery store..........but I have been to the moon!!!
The moon is actually a giant death star built by the Architect, Jim, who designed nearly 7/17 of the universe! The government uses it to brainwash us and turn us into soldiers for the Architect.

You people are crazy. There is in fact a moon. I've been there many times......well once......to get cheese.......okay that was the grocery store..........but I have been to the moon!!!
Take a joke, dude/dudette. :cool:

The moon is actually a giant death star built by the Architect, Jim, who designed nearly 7/17 of the universe! The government uses it to brainwash us and turn us into soldiers for the Architect.
"That's no moon. It's a space station!"

listen to this bimbo,

If there was no moon our weather patterns would become so incredably unpredictable that there would be no seasons and no adaptation to the sudden changes. This would be a direct result of the moon keeping the earth on a predictable axis. No moon and no actual axis. We would all die.
But as there's no moon, our weather patterns etc are dependent on there not being a moon. You're assuming the moon exists!

"it's a bird! It's a plane! IT'S ALPHA CENTAURI!"

listen to this bimbo,

If there was no moon our weather patterns would become so incredably unpredictable that there would be no seasons and no adaptation to the sudden changes. This would be a direct result of the moon keeping the earth on a predictable axis. No moon and no actual axis. We would all die.
But that's what the scientists say!
And everybody knows that the scientists are being bribed by the government.
Really, would I lie?
:p

You must not drink the water! Thats how they get you!

What the moon is hoax?!?!? But, but where does Elvis live then?

What the moon is hoax?!?!? But, but where does Elvis live then?
He lives on Atlantis, duh!

What the moon is hoax?!?!? But, but where does Elvis live then?
:rolleyes:
Duh, the CIA gave him to the Andromedans and they're crossbreeding him with Bigfoot. That's where the Mothman came from...

He lives on Atlantis, duh!
What?
I thought he was with the aliens!

Did they sell him to the Atlanteans for slave labour now? It sounds like something the Andromedans would do, tricky bastards that they are...

Academics are currently debating whether this Shakespeare even existed, and many postulate that the works usually attributed to him were, in fact, written by someone else. His presumed existence could very well be a fabrication of the Lunar conspiracy

Oh god- oh my god.....I've lost all faith in humanity.

And they are genetically engineering thousands of clones of the Loch Ness monster so they can take over the coastal areas of the Soviet Union, which secretly still exist.

The fun thing about conspirathyism is that, if your argumentation is half-way decent, you can claim virtually anything on the web. And people may even believe you.

Would anybody of you folks believe the Earth is actually flat? ;)

The fun thing about conspirathyism is that, if your argumentation is half-way decent, you can claim virtually anything on the web. And people may even believe you.

Would anybody of you folks believe the Earth is actually flat? ;)
The earth is a cube everyone knows that.

Would anybody of you folks believe the Earth is actually flat? ;)
It is, but it's also hollow, and it's also a cube. My current theory is that the Earth is a complex extradimensional shape that can represent itself in different ways.

The fun thing about conspirathyism is that, if your argumentation is half-way decent, you can claim virtually anything on the web. And people may even believe you.

Would anybody of you folks believe the Earth is actually flat? ;)
With proof, yes! So long as it involves turtles...
I'd subscribe to the 'Hollow Earth' theory as well.

Oh my god this was amazing! Thank you so much for persuading me!

ROFL! But remember, somebody might really believe you.

http://www.imao.us/docs/NukeTheMoon.htm

Fine, let's find out if it's there or not. If it's there after the nuclear bombardment, then it doesn't exist. If it isn't there, then it clearly exists, er...existed.

Oh my god this was amazing! Thank you so much for persuading me!

ROFL! But remember, somebody might really believe you.[/b]
I know, isn't it great!

I'm surprised that many people seem not to have realized that the site itself is just a joke. I mean, really, it's entitled "The Mad Revisionist"...

With proof, yes! So long as it involves turtles...
I'd subscribe to the 'Hollow Earth' theory as well.

Well, to give everybody a quick laughter, check out this (http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/fe-scidi.htm) link.

Enjoy! :D

Official Response from the Lunar Empire Grand High Ultra-Mega Boss Type Person:

Smarklar! Puny humans are not believing the 'Moon' exists! Mahahahaaaaawooop! Puny humans being puny, are they puny humans and their lacking in the grammar and in spelling of the Moon education. Mahahahaa! When time the comes to destroy you all and take our rightful place in the Antarctic and add the puny Earth to our intergalactic empire, then believe in the Moon you will! Mahahahahaaaa! Our Lunar Cruisers being ready to strike, they are! READY TO STRIKE! And you not in believing the Moon makes for our plans much easier. Smarklar!

Sincerely,



[I]Grand High Ultra-Mega Boss Type Person

That isn't a moon! It is the NWO mothership, with its mind control rays which turn people into child-molestering sodomites and its Jew Cannon of uber d34th!
Oh crap, we've been found out!
Sir, the JewCannon is fully charged
Fire at Taldaan on my command - Fire (http://www.jedisaber.com/SW/wallpaper/death%20star%20firing.jpg)!
He's been uber d34thified sir!

For gods sake where's the COMMON-SENSE???

This is for all the num nuts who think the moon landing was a hoax:

THERE ARE FRICKING REFLECTORS ON THE MOON SO ANY DUMB F*CK WITH A LASER CAN POINT IT TOWARDS THE MOON AND WATCH THE BEAM BOUNCE BACK.

PLEASE NO MORE DUMB ARSE THREADS!

For gods sake where's the COMMON-SENSE???

This is for all the num nuts who think the moon landing was a hoax:

THERE ARE FRICKING REFLECTORS ON THE MOON SO ANY DUMB F*CK WITH A LASER CAN POINT IT TOWARDS THE MOON AND WATCH THE BEAM BOUNCE BACK.

PLEASE NO MORE DUMB ARSE THREADS!
How would a dumb f*ck get a laser in the first place? And what about those who aren't dumb f*cks?
And please, no shouting. I have a headache as it is.

WCW/NWO

Oh God, the 'tides' explanation just made me piss myself laughing (metaphoricaly speaking)

PLEASE NO MORE DUMB ARSE THREADS!
I am rather surprised you didn't notice that the thread is a joke...

For gods sake where's the COMMON-SENSE???

This is for all the num nuts who think the moon landing was a hoax:

THERE ARE FRICKING REFLECTORS ON THE MOON SO ANY DUMB F*CK WITH A LASER CAN POINT IT TOWARDS THE MOON AND WATCH THE BEAM BOUNCE BACK.

PLEASE NO MORE DUMB ARSE THREADS!

But to get a lazer beam to bounce back you need to have a very powerful lazer, and the only people who can afford those are the government, NASA, and universities.

Start to realize the pattern now?

Just when you think that you've met the craziest person ever, you come on the internet and find this...

I have to admit, it would be one the funniest things I've ever seen, if it hadn't been serious.

Just when you think that you've met the craziest person ever, you come on the internet and find this...

I have to admit, it would be one the funniest things I've ever seen, if it hadn't been serious.
You do know that that site is a joke, right?
Hell, it's even called "The Mad Revisionist". They made it rather obvious that it's a joke.

But to get a lazer beam to bounce back you need to have a very powerful lazer, and the only people who can afford those are the government, NASA, and universities.

Start to realize the pattern now?
GRRRRRRRR....It's L-A-S-E-R!!!! Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation! Do you spell 'stimulated' with a 'Z'? No? Then why spell 'laser' with one?

Do you spell 'stimulated' with a 'Z'?
I do.

I do.
*attacks with legions of Grammar-Nazis and spell checkers*

AAAAAAAAAH!

*attacks with legions of Grammar-Nazis and spell checkers*

AAAAAAAAAH!
http://img218.exs.cx/img218/3370/grammarnazi8vu.jpg
Grammar Nazi!

Bow to the grammar police! Ignore these nazis, and see the TRUE (http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ido7liwbe94) Path!

Bow to the grammar police! Ignore these nazis, and see the TRUE (http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?ido7liwbe94) Path!
It's the über-soldat! Run for your lives!