NationStates Jolt Archive


Womyn can pee standing up!!

B0zzy
20-03-2005, 17:51
Penis envy no more! (http://www.gizmag.com/go/2872/)

What do you think ladies, ready to go out and buy some?


It actually is quite practical and clever. I wonder if they're going to make a flexible upgrade for those who want to write their name in the snow.
Sonho Real
20-03-2005, 17:55
Hahaha. That's funny.


Although, the idea does have *some* merit.
Super-power
20-03-2005, 17:57
:eek:
Ro-Ro
20-03-2005, 18:03
oh, dear... hell no!!
Kervoskia
20-03-2005, 18:06
:eek:
Santa Barbara
20-03-2005, 18:09
Yeah they have to use an application/product/device. Not impressive to me.

I could pee standing up as soon as I could stand up - and without requiring any expenses - or devices. That puts me ahead of the pack, competition-wise. I could, you see, pee without any supplies other than the basic necessities of life. Each and every day!

However, a woman could only do the same, as long as they had P-Mates. As soon as you run out of this technical marvel - or of money - you're back to squatting like the rest of femalekind. Ha!

Man gets the last laugh afterall!
Kervoskia
20-03-2005, 18:11
This topic is by far the most #%$@#$^%^^&@@ I have ever seen.
Kiwi-kiwi
20-03-2005, 18:13
Why exactly do people WANT to pee standing up? It's much nicer to just sit back and relax... And technically woman can pee standing up without a device, they just need to be over the toilet, not in front of it...
Karas
20-03-2005, 19:54
Actually, women can pee standing without such silly devices.

http://www.ampnet.co.uk/femorabilia/pee_standing5.html
The Macabees
20-03-2005, 19:56
Wow, that's all I have to say.
ProMonkians
20-03-2005, 20:00
Well that's one of natures great injustacies righted, I think this centuary is going to be good one... :D
Mlle Juliette
20-03-2005, 20:15
Well that's one of natures great injustacies righted, I think this centuary is going to be good one... :DIndeed, now we'll be able to pee while standing AND have multiple orgasms!
Jamil
20-03-2005, 20:16
Why exactly do people WANT to pee standing up? It's much nicer to just sit back and relax... And technically woman can pee standing up without a device, they just need to be over the toilet, not in front of it...

Seconded.
Jamil
20-03-2005, 20:17
Indeed, now we'll be able to pee while standing AND have multiple orgasms!
J'aime ta sig
The Chocolate Goddess
20-03-2005, 20:20
Indeed, now we'll be able to pee while standing AND have multiple orgasms!

I second THAT.
Jamil
20-03-2005, 20:23
I've never had an orgasm :D
Mlle Juliette
20-03-2005, 20:25
J'aime ta sigMerci! :D Je vais lire Les Liaisons Dangereuses par Laclos bientôt (j'aime bien le film).
Jamil
20-03-2005, 20:30
Merci! :D Je vais lire Les Liaisons Dangereuses par Laclos bientôt (j'aime bien le film).
Je ne suis pas familier avec cette livre/filme.
New Foxxinnia
20-03-2005, 21:05
It's really funny because I've know about this for about six months.
Sangheili Outcasts
20-03-2005, 21:10
What the hell!?!?!?!?!?
Dakini
20-03-2005, 21:13
It actually is quite practical and clever. I wonder if they're going to make a flexible upgrade for those who want to write their name in the snow.
That is my lifelong dream!
Dakini
20-03-2005, 21:15
It's really funny because I've know about this for about six months.
I read about this three years ago in the travel section of the newspaper.

It would be a very good thing to have if you're going to be travelling about where you might not find a sanitary bathroom...
Dakini
20-03-2005, 21:18
Yeah they have to use an application/product/device. Not impressive to me.

I could pee standing up as soon as I could stand up - and without requiring any expenses - or devices. That puts me ahead of the pack, competition-wise. I could, you see, pee without any supplies other than the basic necessities of life. Each and every day!

However, a woman could only do the same, as long as they had P-Mates. As soon as you run out of this technical marvel - or of money - you're back to squatting like the rest of femalekind. Ha!

Man gets the last laugh afterall!
Actaully, I found a website some time ago that had instructions on how to learn to pee standing up without the aid of such cups.

Plus, I think the group of people with clitorises get the last laugh. Twice as many nerve endings and multiple orgasms without a hand up our ass. How sweet it is to be a woman.
Armed Bookworms
20-03-2005, 21:28
The question is not can you pee standing up, the question is can you pee with enough force to get the stream of urine above your head while standing?
Squirrel Nuts
20-03-2005, 21:58
restrooms.org used to have a guide to teach women how to pee standing without a device but it seems to not be there anymore. i did however find this http://www.rrmatic.org/girls/back.html. it has all the necessary directions.
B0zzy
20-03-2005, 23:23
Indeed, now we'll be able to pee while standing AND have multiple orgasms!
just not at the same time please, ok?
Jamil
20-03-2005, 23:29
just not at the same time please, ok?
LoL!
Oksana
20-03-2005, 23:33
Hmm... I think I'll continue to sit down.
Swimmingpool
21-03-2005, 02:07
I found this much more interesting

Inhaling Alcohol (http://www.gizmag.com/go/2633/)
Lascivious Maximus
21-03-2005, 02:09
I've never had an orgasm :D
I can fix that no problem! ;)
Oksana
21-03-2005, 02:10
I can fix that no problem! ;)

Hey! Let's preserve her innocence as long as possible. :mad:
Lascivious Maximus
21-03-2005, 02:16
Hey! Let's preserve her innocence as long as possible. :mad:
Now now! It was only a little joke! *huggles*

Oksana, you know me better than that! :)