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Underware.

Celtlund
20-03-2005, 16:20
What kind of underware do you wear if you wear any?
Glugs
20-03-2005, 16:21
You are really bored aren't you? :rolleyes:
Celtlund
20-03-2005, 16:26
You are really bored aren't you? :rolleyes:

Yes. :fluffle:
Keruvalia
20-03-2005, 16:29
I assume you meant "underwear". :)
Celtlund
20-03-2005, 16:36
I assume you meant "underwear". :)

Yes. I haven't had my coffee yet so my brain isn't plugged in yet. :D
Interesting Slums
20-03-2005, 16:46
*coughs*
*said in deep manly voice* Yeah my preference is my gold G-string


but seriously, your just getting this info to figure out who to stalk.
Thats right, we've figured you out :p
Haken Rider
20-03-2005, 16:49
I'm male - thong
yuck.
Interesting Slums
20-03-2005, 16:52
yuck.

sure you wear *looks down harken's pants* nope, maybe you dont wear thongs.
my bad ;)
Haken Rider
20-03-2005, 16:59
I'm male - panties.
Now THAT's a poll option!
Greedy Pig
20-03-2005, 17:02
I'm Male - mothers underware.


Ok ok. time to turn off my brain.
Super-power
20-03-2005, 17:32
I see somebody's dyslexia is showing... :D
Celtlund
20-03-2005, 21:17
I see somebody's dyslexia is showing... :D

That and lack of coffee.:D
Celtlund
20-03-2005, 21:18
*coughs*
*said in deep manly voice* Yeah my preference is my gold G-string


but seriously, your just getting this info to figure out who to stalk.
Thats right, we've figured you out :p

No, my upskirt camera is broken and I have do something while it is being fixed. :D :D
Squirrel Nuts
20-03-2005, 22:04
basically the smaller the underwear is the better. without it being a thong though. i don't dig thongs. i wear pants that are really low cut so if the underwears aren't small then they'll pop out at any moment!
Salutus
20-03-2005, 22:08
Now THAT's a poll option!

hAHA :p
The Tribes Of Longton
20-03-2005, 22:10
Male - Boxers. So I can wear my pants around my thighs and not flash my ass (if in thong, BTW eww) or upper thighs (if in th'owd Y-fronts, also a big eww). Fool. :D

not really, I actually wear my pants around my waist. I just like to let the tackle breathe a bit :eek:
Neo-Anarchists
20-03-2005, 22:12
not really, I actually wear my pants around my waist. I just like to let the tackle breathe a bit :eek:
Wow, the human penis is evolving! Not only can many men think with it, but in this specimen, the penis has learned to breathe on its own!

TTOL, you should go find some scientists to show your penis to. They'd love it.


:D
The Tribes Of Longton
20-03-2005, 22:15
Wow, the human penis is evolving! Not only can many men think with it, but in this specimen, it has learned to breathe on its own!

TTOL, you should go find some scientists to show your penis to. They'd love it.


:D
I already did. The all-female institute of sexeh hot science ladies (AFISHSL), while impressed with the specimen, were not impressed with the approach. Let me demonstrate:

*runs at Neo-Anarchists, completely starkers waving tackle like a loon*

OMGLOOKATMYTACKLEITCANBRATHE!!!!!
Salutus
20-03-2005, 22:15
Wow, the human penis is evolving! Not only can many men think with it, but in this specimen, the penis has learned to breathe on its own!

TTOL, you should go find some scientists to show your penis to. They'd love it.


:D

clearly you don't have a penis. although [most] [eww] [who the hell would say something like that] can't breathe, per say, it is nice to have a little air. personally, i go boxers, and sometimes athletic shorts also if it's cold.
Lascivious Maximus
20-03-2005, 22:16
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0000560Y0.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Well, when Im not wearing boxers that is... :p
Neo-Anarchists
20-03-2005, 22:17
I already did. The all-female institute of sexeh hot science ladies (AFISHSL), while impressed with the specimen, were not impressed with the approach. Let me demonstrate:

*runs at Neo-Anarchists, completely starkers waving tackle like a loon*

OMGLOOKATMYTACKLEITCANBRATHE!!!!!
Oh, I know why they didn't like that approach. They can't very well examine it while you're waving it around like that, can they?
Salutus
20-03-2005, 22:17
haha this thread is gettin some hilarious feedback
The Tribes Of Longton
20-03-2005, 22:18
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0000560Y0.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Well, when Im not wearing boxers that is... :p
That film is on at the moment! Oh...does this mean you like lots of cheese in your pants? :confused:
The Tribes Of Longton
20-03-2005, 22:19
Oh, I know why they didn't like that approach. They can't very well examine it while you're waving it around like that, can they?
*snaps fingers*

So that's why they were annoyed!

*slaps thigh*

Next time, I'll present it in a firmer manner... :eek:
Loki1
20-03-2005, 22:51
i'm a boxer brief kinda guy if ya want to know
The Doors Corporation
20-03-2005, 23:39
boxers
Celtlund
21-03-2005, 01:08
Wow, the human penis is evolving! Not only can many men think with it, but in this specimen, the penis has learned to breathe on its own!

TTOL, you should go find some scientists to show your penis to. They'd love it.


:D

Love it. ROFL. :D :D
Celtlund
21-03-2005, 01:10
I already did. The all-female institute of sexeh hot science ladies (AFISHSL), while impressed with the specimen, were not impressed with the approach. Let me demonstrate:

*runs at Neo-Anarchists, completely starkers waving tackle like a loon*

OMGLOOKATMYTACKLEITCANBRATHE!!!!!

Did they cut it off so they can study it in detail? :)
Celtlund
21-03-2005, 01:13
That film is on at the moment! Oh...does this mean you like lots of cheese in your pants? :confused:

Only if it is Limburger cheese! :D
Mlle Juliette
21-03-2005, 05:44
I most prefer going without, but when I'm wearing a skirt to class or work that's not always an option! (Well, I suppose it is, but there are some awfully conservative old folks in D.C. and I don't want to give them heart-attacks! Although, maybe that'd help swing the vote to the more liberal side in this country... hmm...)

I wear bikinis often too, or thongs with skirts and slacks... or when I'm feeling a tad bit naughty, maybe with a garter belt and thigh highs.

Wearing lovely silk or lace undergarments is almost as wonderful as wearing nothing at all!
Tuesday Heights
21-03-2005, 05:51
Depending on the situation, I normally - on average - where bikini briefs. For special occassions, and formal events, I wear thongs depending on the attire of choice.
JuNii
21-03-2005, 05:52
damn... I wear Boxer briefs... a combo between the two. Very Comfortable. :D
Keruvalia
21-03-2005, 06:13
Boxers and Tallit katan, by the way.
Findecano Calaelen
21-03-2005, 07:06
boxer briefs best of both worlds.

I let them swing at bed time though
Preebles
21-03-2005, 07:30
What's the difference beteen bikini's and panties? o0 We just called them briefs here...
So yeah, I wear briefs, G-strings and boyshorts, as the mood takes me. All hipsters.
Potaria
21-03-2005, 07:35
The last time I wore underwear was when I last wore sweatpants. And that was over two weeks ago.

I'm commando and I'm loving every minute of it!
The Lightning Star
21-03-2005, 07:36
Male-Briefs.

Yes, I wear "Whitey-tighties". I find them more comfortable than boxer shorts.

You laughin at me? YOU LAUGHIN AT ME?

*punches j00 in face*
Potaria
21-03-2005, 07:38
Male-Briefs.

Yes, I wear "Whitey-tighties". I find them more comfortable than boxer shorts.

You laughin at me? YOU LAUGHIN AT ME?

*punches j00 in face*

Briefs, more comfortable than boxers? I really hope you're shitting us.
The Lightning Star
21-03-2005, 07:41
Briefs, more comfortable than boxers? I really hope you're shitting us.

Well, you go commando all the time.

And sometimes briefs are restricting, but the right kinda briefs feel good.

My god...I never thought I'd say that on the internet O_o.
Potaria
21-03-2005, 07:43
Well, you go commando all the time.

And sometimes briefs are restricting, but the right kinda briefs feel good.

My god...I never thought I'd say that on the internet O_o.

I only wear briefs when needed, such as athletics and exercise. Other than that, nothing is the way to go.
Bitchkitten
21-03-2005, 07:46
Usually none. Underwear's just annoying.
Of course, it's a different story if I'm wearing a short dress without hose. Or with stockings, but I only wear those if I'm going dancing.
Potaria
21-03-2005, 07:49
Usually none. Underwear's just annoying.
Of course, it's a different story if I'm wearing a short dress without hose. Or with stockings, but I only wear those if I'm going dancing.

Wearing shorts without underwear feels very unusual. Very unusual.
Patra Caesar
21-03-2005, 07:52
Bikini briefs too...
The Lightning Star
21-03-2005, 07:53
Going commando feels...weird. I forgot my underpants on friday so when I changed out of my swimsuit(I had swimming first period) I had no underpants! I then walked around the entire sk00l wearing nothing but my Khakis.

I wouldn't wanna do it again.

Oh, that was also the day I chewed on a pen too much, so the ink went into my mouth. Blergh,
Preebles
21-03-2005, 07:55
Going commando feels...weird. I forgot my underpants on friday so when I changed out of my swimsuit(I had swimming first period) I had no underpants! I then walked around the entire sk00l wearing nothing but my Khakis.

I wouldn't wanna do it again.

Oh, that was also the day I chewed on a pen too much, so the ink went into my mouth. Blergh,

Aww c'mon, let your nads run wild and free. I also pass on the underwear, although infrequently.
The Plutonian Empire
21-03-2005, 07:58
Usually none. Underwear's just annoying.
Of course, it's a different story if I'm wearing a short dress without hose. Or with stockings, but I only wear those if I'm going dancing.
You're my kind of woman! http://img227.exs.cx/img227/8438/pimp4tq.gif :D :fluffle: :D
Potaria
21-03-2005, 07:59
Aww c'mon, let your nads run wild and free. I also pass on the underwear, although infrequently.

Infrequently? The feeling is liberating. I stopped wearing underwear regularly when I was six, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

I also sleep without pants, but that's another story for another thread.
The Plutonian Empire
21-03-2005, 08:08
I wear underwear, but I can't tell what type they are....

I kinda have to wear 'em; some of my old sweatpants I still wear have holes in them ;) :D
Preebles
21-03-2005, 08:08
Infrequently? The feeling is liberating. I stopped wearing underwear regularly when I was six, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

I also sleep without pants, but that's another story for another thread.
I dunno, I think it might be uncomfy in jeans? And besides, I have all these nice matching underwear sets! :p

And sleeping naked is the way to go!
Potaria
21-03-2005, 08:12
I dunno, I think it might be uncomfy in jeans? And besides, I have all these nice matching underwear sets! :p

And sleeping naked is the way to go!

Uncomfortable only if you wear ultra-tights (I wear tight-wasted jeans, but other than that, they're very relaxed).

And yeah, I'd sleep without clothes, but my dad likes to turn the thermostat down to 55, and when I wake up, I've usually moved so much that my quilt is on the floor... So you could imagine what might happen if somebody walked into my room in that situation.
Bitchkitten
21-03-2005, 08:13
Really tight jeans are the only pants I wear anything under. There are someplaces being pinched can be especially uncomfortable. :eek:
Preebles
21-03-2005, 08:15
Uncomfortable only if you wear ultra-tights (I wear tight-wasted jeans, but other than that, they're very relaxed).

And yeah, I'd sleep without clothes, but my dad likes to turn the thermostat down to 55, and when I wake up, I've usually moved so much that my quilt is on the floor... So you could imagine what might happen if somebody walked into my room in that situation.

Well yeah, I live in Melbourne, and winters are COLD here (and I'm paranoid about leaving the heater on!). Also when I'm back with my family in Sydney, well my mum tends to barge into my room randomly, so it's not a good idea. And I also manage to squirm the quilt off.
Potaria
21-03-2005, 08:15
Really tight jeans are the only pants I wear anything under. There are someplaces being pinched can be especially uncomfortable. :eek:

That's what I figured out the first week I decided to "go commando".
Potaria
21-03-2005, 08:16
Well yeah, I live in Melbourne, and winters are COLD here (and I'm paranoid about leaving the heater on!). Also when I'm back with my family in Sydney, well my mum tends to barge into my room randomly, so it's not a good idea. And I also manage to squirm the quilt off.

I can imagine!

...Wait a minute, not that way...

...Don't throw that lamp at me...
Preebles
21-03-2005, 08:17
That's what I figured out the first week I decided to "go commando".
That's what I was afraid of! And I wear my jeans a lot.
Potaria
21-03-2005, 08:19
That's what I was afraid of! And I wear my jeans a lot.

I only wear jeans. I might occasionally wear sweatpants, but only around the house.
Bitchkitten
21-03-2005, 08:20
That's what I figured out the first week I decided to "go commando".

ROFL
I'm watching some really funny little movies in my head now. :D
Preebles
21-03-2005, 08:20
I can imagine!

...Wait a minute, not that way...

...Don't throw that lamp at me...
*takes a swing with guitar*
:p
I only wear jeans. I might occasionally wear sweatpants, but only around the house.
Yeah, but they're guy jeans, not tight girl jeans!
Potaria
21-03-2005, 08:21
ROFL
I'm watching some really funny little movies in my head now. :D

And I'm listening to more voices in my head. They must be left-overs from when I was doing the dishes.

Seriously, I could write ten songs with this shit...
Potaria
21-03-2005, 08:22
*takes a swing with guitar*
:p

Yeah, but they're guy jeans, not tight girl jeans!

*falls to the ground*

*gets back up*

Unh... Oh yeah... Anyway, wear some looser ones, damnit. It's the only way to go!
Potaria
21-03-2005, 08:29
I never wear jeans. I"m.... sensitive around the belly (button)...

*notices someone's hand coming near him*

don't you dare tickle me!

Who wears jeans up there? I wear them around the waste, which is quite a ways below the navel.

Seriously, when somebody wears jeans that high, it makes them look like dorks. My brother wears them that way, and he looks like a total moron.
Passive Cookies
21-03-2005, 08:38
I actually checked off all the female options because at various times and places I tend to wear/not wear certain things. I'm sure you can speculate as to what I'm talking about, so I won't go into any detail there. I have a collection of underwear ranging from cute with coverage to more provocative sorts of undergarments. Sometimes I don't wear either; it all depends on circumstance. There's my two cents on underwear.
Valshare
21-03-2005, 08:41
I am female, I wear Panties.
Pope Hope
21-03-2005, 08:43
I agree with Passive Cookies...and aren't all of those options panties anyway? What about those cute girl boxer/daisy duke type underwear? Those are cute. :P
UntiedStates
21-03-2005, 09:12
I'm pretty boring, I wear panties all the time except to bed...
Interesting Slums
21-03-2005, 09:23
Is it just me, or does it seem to be that the majority of people who go commando are females?
whereas guy tend to wear underwear
Bitchkitten
21-03-2005, 10:13
Is it just me, or does it seem to be that the majority of people who go commando are females?
whereas guy tend to wear underwear

Hey, we don't dangle when we go commando. :p
Boodicka
21-03-2005, 15:49
I used to wear g strings (thongs are for your feet, dammnit!) but now I'm back to sensible cotton. Though I'm very keen to try some of those men's fitted boxers...the ones in the stretch t-shirt knit...they look comfy and I like ventilation. ;)
Pharoah Kiefer Meister
21-03-2005, 18:26
What kind of underware do you wear if you wear any?

Briefs! Don't need to keep the "guys" cool any more.
You Forgot Poland
21-03-2005, 19:09
Bikini, mesh if possible.
Celtlund
22-03-2005, 01:25
Oh, that was also the day I chewed on a pen too much, so the ink went into my mouth. Blergh,

Got to watch those pens man, they can become addictive. :D I chewed them when I quit smoking, until I got a mouthful of ink. :eek: That cured me of pen chewing.
The Lightning Star
22-03-2005, 01:27
Got to watch those pens man, they can become addictive. :D I chewed them when I quit smoking, until I got a mouthful of ink. :eek: That cured me of pen chewing.

You just gave me genius idea!

Make all the cigarettes have ink in the back! So once your abot 10 puffs in, the ink squirts in your mouth!
Celtlund
22-03-2005, 01:32
You just gave me genius idea!

Make all the cigarettes have ink in the back! So once your abot 10 puffs in, the ink squirts in your mouth!

That would work. Everyone would quit.
Bergist
22-03-2005, 17:11
erm...boxers or nothing...yay for freedom!
The Imperial Navy
22-03-2005, 17:14
Boxers. They provide a comforting Snugness.
Jocabia
22-03-2005, 18:07
Boxer briefs no question, but the cotton ones that give a little room for movement. 'Cept to bed, of course. Why does anyone wear clothes to bed.
Bergist
22-03-2005, 18:10
Hmmm, has anyone made a "What do you wear to bed?" poll...lol.
Bergist
22-03-2005, 19:20
I'll take the utter silence as a "yes, yes they have"
The Mighty Khan
22-03-2005, 20:17
Men- Boxer-briefs all the way

They provide snug comfort, without being too tight and cutting off the circulation. The best of both worlds, without that awful skin-on-skin stickiness. Try them, you will never go back.

BTW: I can't believe that i posted this, or that someone started this thread. Ok, I should have seen the tread coming. Kudos for having the shear audacity to do this.
Bergist
23-03-2005, 02:02
Hmmm, heres a question (which could prolly make another thread-but we've had enough bizarre ones like this already). How many people have actually gone commando at least once? I've always heard it refered to as risque, but there's apparently a few people who voted for nothing! *points at his own vote*
Bergist
25-03-2005, 02:48
*gives this one a bump for boredom*
Jocabia
25-03-2005, 06:16
Hmmm, heres a question (which could prolly make another thread-but we've had enough bizarre ones like this already). How many people have actually gone commando at least once? I've always heard it refered to as risque, but there's apparently a few people who voted for nothing! *points at his own vote*

I've done it.
Neo-Anarchists
25-03-2005, 06:17
How many people have actually gone commando at least once?
Me.
Squirrel Nuts
25-03-2005, 06:23
How many people have actually gone commando at least once?

once
Potaria
25-03-2005, 06:40
I'm the king of going commando. I've worn underwear... Maybe a total of twenty times since I started 1st Grade.
The necro penguin
25-03-2005, 07:50
male, whats this underwear stuff? :confused:
Wild Hand Motions
25-03-2005, 08:14
Female, and either lacy bikinis or nothing. I prefer the latter, but as someone already stated, skirts make that difficult. :)
Potaria
25-03-2005, 08:36
Female, and either lacy bikinis or nothing. I prefer the latter, but as someone already stated, skirts make that difficult. :)

That's the way to go! Down with underwear!!!
Wild Hand Motions
25-03-2005, 08:42
That's the way to go! Down with underwear!!!

Oh yes! Down with it! We should mob the underear factories...or something. ^^
Potaria
25-03-2005, 08:44
Oh yes! Down with it! We should mob the underear factories...or something. ^^

We will enter every house, apartment, and condominium. We will then raid the drawers, dressers, and closets, and we will confiscate all forms of underwear. We will dump it in the streets, and we will burn it! BURN IT ALL!!!
Wild Hand Motions
25-03-2005, 08:47
We will enter every house, apartment, and condominium. We will then raid the drawers, dressers, and closets, and we will confiscate all forms of underwear. We will dump it in the streets, and we will burn it! BURN IT ALL!!!

Hahahaha, oh yes! Everyone's welcome to join, of course. Bring your own torch, though....

*loopy*
Potaria
25-03-2005, 08:48
Buckets of Gasoline and torches... Glorious.
Wild Hand Motions
25-03-2005, 08:52
Buckets of Gasoline and torches... Glorious.

And pitchforks! Can't forget them! No real idea what we'll do with them, but no real mob is complete without pitchforks.
Potaria
25-03-2005, 08:53
And pitchforks! Can't forget them! No real idea what we'll do with them, but no real mob is complete without pitchforks.

Well... We could hold off the cops with those... Unless they start shooting...
Wild Hand Motions
25-03-2005, 08:58
Well... We could hold off the cops with those... Unless they start shooting...

Hmmm...unless we first coverted the cops to our non-underwearing ideals. Perhaps that ought to be our first step...*plots evil deeds*
Potaria
25-03-2005, 09:01
Hmmm...unless we first coverted the cops to our non-underwearing ideals. Perhaps that ought to be our first step...*plots evil deeds*

You go for the Police Force... I'll go for the Church.

...Though I'll need to padlock my pants when I go into a Catholic Church. I should also buy some Priest Repellant.
Wild Hand Motions
25-03-2005, 09:03
You go for the Police Force... I'll go for the Church.

...Though I'll need to padlock my pants when I go into a Catholic Church. I should also buy some Priest Repellant.

Hmm...well, I used to be Catholic, so I could get you some of that Priest Repellant. And a padlock, too. ^^
Potaria
25-03-2005, 09:06
Hmm...well, I used to be Catholic, so I could get you some of that Priest Repellant. And a padlock, too. ^^

Good. Then my mission will begin...
Winter-een-Mas
25-03-2005, 09:08
Male-Briefs.

Yes, I wear "Whitey-tighties". I find them more comfortable than boxer shorts.

You laughin at me? YOU LAUGHIN AT ME?

*punches j00 in face*

*starts cacking self*

yes i am laughing at you they are soooo not more comfortable than boxers unless your playing sport.
Wild Hand Motions
25-03-2005, 09:08
Good. Then my mission will begin...

Let us rid the world of the anathma known as underwear....
Bergist
25-03-2005, 15:36
*claps*yay, I stated a coup with a BUMP! That's new and exciting. And sure, I'll join the uprising. I'm not too far into my master-of-arms training, but I could be of some use.;)
31
25-03-2005, 15:47
I wear a hybrid between jockey and boxer shorts. Joxers. Quite comfortable, providing a home for the boys without any bunching and riding up.