NationStates Jolt Archive

self explanatory. i am into humor, and stuff that is funny. and i think this will be pretty funny. only nation states forum and internet related ones though. the real life pickup thread would just bring attention to how sad it can be.....

hey , i was waitin till you got to post 69, n00b.

Come home with me or don't come home with me, either way my sperm is going to be ejaculated in your honour.

Come home with me or don't come home with me, either way my sperm is going to be ejaculated in your honour.funny. just remember, they are only to be used on the forums though- no RL

Would you go home with me?

We're going to have sex tonight, so you might as well be there.

funny. just remember, they are only to be used on the forums though- no RL

I do not understand your meaning. :confused: Would this be better?

Wanna military rpg? OK, I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

Would you go home with me?

We're going to have sex tonight, so you might as well be there.
*maniac laughter*
thats the best one ever.

I do not understand your meaning. :confused: Would this be better?
i didnt mean you personally. just everyone. and that one rules, by the way.

*maniac laughter*
thats the best one ever.

I unfortunately am very poor at following the rules.

Worst line I've ever heard in RL:

"Those jeans make your ass look fat.They'd look much better on my bedroom floor".

Needless to say, my friend didn't score.

I unfortunately am very poor at following the rules.
unfortunate for who?? :D

Worst line I've ever heard in RL:

"Those jeans make your ass look fat.They'd look much better on my bedroom floor".

Needless to say, my friend didn't score.
yeah- eichen. EVERYONE has 'that friend".
hey, read post one ;). like, you know, READIT. :D

"I'm...too sixy for my shirt..."

yeah- eichen. EVERYONE has 'that friend".
hey, read post one ;). like, you know, READIT. :D
Oops, sorry 'bout that Occidio. :fluffle:
I didn't read it, I just raced to post the stupidest line I've ever heard.

Nothing beats my patented...

"How you doin'? ;)"

:D

Nothing beats my patented...

"How you doin'? ;)"

:D

Not even showing off my kingly scepter?

Well, I actually used this one in the forums as a little joke (very successful at the time too I might add)

What screws like a tiger and winks?
Heh, I dunno... what?
*wink*

sometimes cheese is just soooo right! ;)

Im Drunk enough youll Do.......
As you can see im really good at this. ;)

Wanna military rpg? OK, I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

This was fantastic. Of course now I have to scour my brain of the image of wargamer sex...but funny as hell

This was fantastic. Of course now I have to scour my brain of the image of wargamer sex...but funny as hell
Brilliant! That was so clever! I almost fell out of my chair laughing!! :p

Well, I actually used this one in the forums as a little joke (very successful at the time too I might add)





sometimes cheese is just soooo right! ;)
That's awesome Lasc. :D You always manage to crack me up here.
Thanks.

Bad one:

Hey, I might not be the best looking guy at the bar, but I am the only one talking to you.

That's awesome Lasc. :D You always manage to crack me up here.
Thanks.
Anytime dude! Anytime! :fluffle:

Bad one:

Hey, I might not be the best looking guy at the bar, but I am the only one talking to you.
You mean that wont work. :eek: :(

yeah- eichen. EVERYONE has 'that friend".
hey, read post one ;). like, you know, READIT. :D
yeh everyone does have that friend mine actually said this to a girl he did not know at a party..i thought it hilarios at the time perhaps not now though...

hey babe how do you like your eggs scrambled or fertalised.....

i forget how she answered :fluffle:

Nothing beats my patented...

"How you doin'? ;)"

:D

That's not yours. That's Joey Tribbiani's!!! :mad:

hes/shes got a point there

Heh... yes a Tiger, Lasc. One word comes to mind...? Subtle?! :p

Heh... yes a Tiger, Lasc. One word comes to mind...? Subtle?! :p
Well, I only posted it because it doesnt matter anymore Oksana - I just remember the good times now :)

That's not yours. That's Joey Tribbiani's!!! :mad:
He never used it on a forum though... the italics and wink are all mine!

Thanks for coming... I know I did!

That shirt looks becoming on you, if I were on you I'd be coming too!

Nice shoes, let's fuck :eek:

Hey babe I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder I get...

Hey let's play carpenters, we both get hammered and I nail you

This was fantastic. Of course now I have to scour my brain of the image of wargamer sex...but funny as hell"wanna engage in a little pre-dawn horizontal insertion exercises?"

"wanna engage in a little pre-dawn horizontal insertion exercises?"

Hmmm. Would it really be horizontal? I was thinking that vertical would make more sense, for some reason. :)

Well, I only posted it because it doesnt matter anymore Oksana - I just remember the good times now :)

She's still not talking to you? What could you have possibly done that was that bad? Do you want me to cry for you?

Thanks for coming... I know I did!

That shirt looks becoming on you, if I were on you I'd be coming too!

Nice shoes, let's fuck :eek:

Hey babe I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder I get...

Hey let's play carpenters, we both get hammered and I nail you

Brilliant!!

She's still not talking to you? What could you have possibly done that was that bad? Do you want me to cry for you?
No, like I said, it just doesn't matter anymore. I wouldn't ever want you to cry Oksana! I don't want anyone to cry! In the end though, its seldom the things we do that cause big problems in our lives - its things we havent taken the time to do. Dont spend another second thinking about it Oksana - things are as they are, if anything changes - it will be as it ought to be. :)

No, like I said, it just doesn't matter anymore. I wouldn't ever want you to cry Oksana! I don't want anyone to cry! In the end though, its seldom the things we do that cause big problems in our lives - its things we havent taken the time to do. Dont spend another second thinking about it Oksana - things are as they are, if anything changes - it will be as it ought to be. :)

WellI'm glad you look at it positively but I do hope she's talking to you. As for crying, I'm afraid I've been crying about everything.

WellI'm glad you look at it positively but I do hope she's talking to you. As for crying, I'm afraid I've been crying about everything.
*hugs* Dont cry Oksana! :)

Hmmm. Would it really be horizontal? I was thinking that vertical would make more sense, for some reason. :)I guess... depends on the position of the target, the vector and speed of insertion, and the preferred method of insertion.

gotta be carefull tho... miscalculate and you could end up hitting the wrong Landing Zone.

My friend tried this one at a party the other night:

Excuse me baby, do you give head to strangers? No? Well then, allow me to introduce myself.

Needless to say, it didn't work out...

Groucho Marx: Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?
Woman: Yes, I would.
Groucho Marx: What about for one dollar?
Woman: No, what do you think I am?
Groucho Marx: I thought we had agreed on what you are and were haggling a price...

Groucho Marx: Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?
Woman: Yes, I would.
Groucho Marx: What about for one dollar?
Woman: No, what do you think I am?
Groucho Marx: I thought we had agreed on what you are and were haggling a price...
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I really do have to remember that one!! :p