NationStates Jolt Archive

"A wise man told me recently that there's one thing he's learned in life: Money makes women horny."
-Willie Nelson

Anyone else have any little nuggets of wisdom?

"A wise man told me recently that there's one thing he's learned in life: Money makes women horny."
-Willie Nelson

Anyone else have any little nuggets of wisdom?

Willie Nelson rocks!

Willie Nelson rocks!

And rolls!

Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.

"A wise man told me recently that there's one thing he's learned in life: Money makes women horny."
-Willie Nelson

Anyone else have any little nuggets of wisdom?

I love Willie Nelson!!!!
He also said this...


"The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis." - Willie Nelson

So, that's where his money went when he didn't pay his taxes.

Funny, I thought this thread was going to be about hash.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human
stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

"I wash my hands of those who imagine chattering to be
knowledge, silence to be ignorance, and affection to be art." - Kahlil Gibran, "A Handful of Sand on the Shore"

"There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action." - Johann von Goethe

"Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of
people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them." - Walter Kerr

I do like the fact that none of the ladies on NS have disputed the original quote yet.

"did you know embargo backwards is O grab me" Ryan Stiles :p

"Those who anger you, conquer you." - Elizabeth Kinney

"A wise man told me recently that there's one thing he's learned in life: Money makes women horny."
-Willie Nelson

Anyone else have any little nuggets of wisdom?
"If you think everything is going to be ok, you have obviously overlooked something." - Murphy

"I got it all together once, but then I forgot where I put it!" - Unknown

"There are few problems in life that cannot be resolved with 100 pounds of C-4 plastic explosive and 1,000 feet of detcord." - Horn

"Creativity is a central source of meaning in our lives.
When we are involved in it, we feel that we are living
more fully than during the rest of life."
- Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Ok, being female I should dispute the whole "women are just filthy gold-diggers" innuendo... but I don't feel like it.

So continue.

Ok, being female I should dispute the whole "women are just filthy gold-diggers" innuendo... but I don't feel like it.

So continue.
*gasp!* You mean... youre not!!!

Jeezum crow... this undoes years of backwards education!!! Oh hell...

;) :p

You were probably looking for an angry feminist reaction, and although I consider myself a feminist I don't care to refute something that's purely comedic and not so much bigoted.

All in all I don't care.

As for a nugget of wisdom I shall cite the most intelligent source I could think of: Family Guy.

"You can't give hugs with nuclear arms." (That's also my nation's motto).

As a woman i feel the need to say that the money that makes me the horniest is my own.

You were probably looking for an angry feminist reaction, and although I consider myself a feminist I don't care to refute something that's purely comedic and not so much bigoted.

All in all I don't care.

As for a nugget of wisdom I shall cite the most intelligent source I could think of: Family Guy.

"You can't give hugs with nuclear arms." (That's also my nation's motto).
Well, to tell you the truth it was heavily sarcastic... so I was hoping for a laugh!! Me sorry! :(

Note for Lyle: My previous post was still in response to the first post, and had nothing to do with you/your post. So no worries there :fluffle:

Note for Lyle: My previous post was still in response to the first post, and had nothing to do with you/your post. So no worries there :fluffle:
Note: Noted - :fluffle:

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get." - Forrest Gump

"I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up." - Tom Lehrer

"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point
than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw

"All the world's a cage." - Jeanne Phillips

You were probably looking for an angry feminist reaction, and although I consider myself a feminist I don't care to refute something that's purely comedic and not so much bigoted.

All in all I don't care.

As for a nugget of wisdom I shall cite the most intelligent source I could think of: Family Guy.

"You can't give hugs with nuclear arms." (That's also my nation's motto).

No, I thought the first post was a funny (and somewhat true) quip by an eccentric, and I posted the other one as a bit of a joke, like a "See I told you so. :p " type of thing. I did figure on at least one angry response, but I wasn't looking for one.

"A man who walks sideways through an airport terminal is going to Bangkok."

"A man who walks sideways through an airport terminal is going to Bangkok."
I did that once... ow.. :(

"You cannot raise up the poor by bringing down the rich." - Abraham Lincoln
(off the top of my head.. hehe)

"I have discovered a marvelous proof to this theorem, that this margin is too narrow to contain" Pierre de Fermat

and thereby provoked more than 300 years of mathematical headaches.

"If a man does his best, what else is there?" - General George S. Patton


"Before Elvis, there was nothing." - John Lennon