NationStates Jolt Archive

Should you be given control of the United States and NBC weaponry didn't exist or there was some wack device that cancelled its effects, meaning that you could invade anyone without the threat of having your country blown to smithereens and avoiding mutually assured destruction, who would you invade first?

Please give reasoning, regardless of how insane it is.

I would disband the weapon system to the point that it could never be used in an offense capability.

I would disband the weapon system to the point that it could never be used in an offense capability.

Bah!

China, given the massive abuses of human rights going on there.

France, given the massive amounts of shaving and cheese issues there.

France, given the massive amounts of shaving and cheese issues there.

Hey! I like cheese!

Stinky, smelly cheese on snails even?

Mexico!
I'm just lazy, wouldn't be bothered to go any further...
Sorry Mexico :)

Mexico instead of Canada because of Celin Dion, greatest defence system ever
*shiver*

I would disband the weapon system to the point that it could never be used in an offense capability.

Same.

Can you turn it on itself?

France, given the massive amounts of shaving and cheese issues there.

My AP World History teacher told me that when he was in France and on the Metro the girls also made obvious their lack of deoderant.

Going after France first would be stupid. It's not like they're the biggest threat...or they could even win in the first place if they were the biggest threat...

China for sure.

Going after France first would be stupid. It's not like they're the biggest threat...or they could even win in the first place if they were the biggest threat...

China for sure.

Meh, but all real official powers have invaded France at some point or another..including the United States, even if we had to fight the Germans and not the French.

lol...so you're saying it's tradition

meh...I never said not to invade France, for all socialist nations (yes france is one) must be dealt with at some point...but just not first. They'd just bitch anyhow...not fight back.

That's true enough...you ever wonder how the Germans even got to Paris? I saw a movie called 'A Very Long Engagement' and it was on a French soldier who was to be executed during the First World War and his girlfriend went on a quest to find him because she knew in her gut that he was still alive. It was all in French and they put Jodie Foster having sex...

Things I now hate about France:

1. The French language. It can be sexy on a woman for like ten minutes..after their high pitched bitching continues it gets annoying.

2. How they like to put Jodie Foster naked..she's like forty years old! Blargh.

EDIT: I forgot the point of this post... the Germans and Paris..

If I was Germany I would have ran back to Berlin because so much French is an obvious morale killer.

Grrrr the French Grrrr

Grrrr the French Grrrr


"Monsier, your war in Iraq is illegal! By the way, can we have a carrier of yours in Sierra Leon..and before I forget, can you allow some of my businesses in Iraq after ze war?"

Canada ... so I could steal all the fine Canadian whiskey and women.

Canada ... so I could steal all the fine Canadian whiskey and women.

Real bright... attack the only country to ever hand the US a loss in war.

I would shoot at the White House and the Pentagon, maybe NASA headquarters, some of the more militaristic government agencies, all those annoying right wing 'thinktanks' and then slit my wrists for being stupid enough to use heavy weaponry and disregarding human life.

OK i would definitely invade russia first because they are on the brink of a collapse back into the cold war era and they have lots of uranium. Also, russia is a prime location for terrorists to collaborate as it is extremely unstable and has one of the highest poverty rates. Finally russia pissed us off with the elections in Ukraine. Next would be Canada. Then the US would have a monopoly on the northern hemispere. Anyone, what is Canada besides the US's shadow? Finally, we would save france for last just becuase those wussies would be pissing thier pants waiting for us to invade. LETS SEE SOME ANTI-US PROTESTS NOW U FRENCH BASTARDS!!!!!
France - :sniper:

I said France. I don't really know why - it just seemed to make more sense than all the others. We could cart away the Eiffel Tower and all that jazz.

Real bright... attack the only country to ever hand the US a loss in war.

What about Vietnam?

Real bright... attack the only country to ever hand the US a loss in war.

Hang on a minute. We lost a couple of battles there during the Revolution and the War of 1812, but we haven't lost a war to them.

Real bright... attack the only country to ever hand the US a loss in war.

Pfft ... the US Army of 200 years ago is not the same Army as today. Surely you can't imagine that Canada would best the US now.

Besides, that's not the point ... give up the whiskey and the women and there'll be no war.

Pfft ... the US Army of 200 years ago is not the same Army as today. Surely you can't imagine that Canada would best the US now.

Besides, that's not the point ... give up the whiskey and the women and there'll be no war.

Matter of fact, we'll even compromise.... just give us the women and you can keep the whiskey.

I would Nuke Texas.....Fun times....

Why would you Nuke Canada? What have we done to you really? Cept beat you guys at hockey on your home soil, twice.

That's true enough...you ever wonder how the Germans even got to Paris? I saw a movie called 'A Very Long Engagement' and it was on a French soldier who was to be executed during the First World War and his girlfriend went on a quest to find him because she knew in her gut that he was still alive. It was all in French and they put Jodie Foster having sex...

Things I now hate about France:

1. The French language. It can be sexy on a woman for like ten minutes..after their high pitched bitching continues it gets annoying.

2. How they like to put Jodie Foster naked..she's like forty years old! Blargh.

EDIT: I forgot the point of this post... the Germans and Paris..

If I was Germany I would have ran back to Berlin because so much French is an obvious morale killer.

Oh my god, I saw that movie too. It was seriously gross. I had nightmares for a week.

France, because not only do they think they are better than us, they act accordingly.

Like, if the taxi driver in France finds out you're american, he all of a sudden won't speak English, although almost everyone in Europe can speak multiple languages including English.

And they put sticks in our wheels for over a decade. They lead the anti-Iraq war movement, and they want to demolish US's power. Death to them for that!

Someone voted Spain..who wants to invade Spain? Spain is so lovable!

The corrupt state of "israel" in Occupied Palestine would be the first in need of destruction to ensure world peace and prosperity.

The corrupt state of "israel" in Occupied Palestine would be the first in need of destruction to ensure world peace and prosperity.

Yay! Another anti-semetist who doesn't care to read anything on Israeli-Arab history!

I suggest you read Elusive Victory by Trevor N. Dupuy..good book...

.. not that I wholly support Israel either.

The moon! Those crazy lunar people wouldn't know what hit them!

Yay! Another anti-semetist who doesn't care to read anything on Israeli-Arab history!

I suggest you read Elusive Victory by Trevor N. Dupuy..good book...

.. not that I wholly support Israel either.
"Israel" is a rogue terrorist state, it is only a massive and destructive burden on the world.

"Israel" is a rogue terrorist state, it is only a massive and destructive burden on the world.

Dude no way?

Dude no way?
It's only the truth.

"Israel" is a rogue terrorist state, it is only a massive and destructive burden on the world.

It's a corrupt terrorist state because it is the only democratically ruled nation in the area? Or because it responds with military force to attacks made on its soil? Or because it has kept the spoils of those wars like every other nation on earth?

Hey! I like cheese!

Blue, Cheddar, or both? I'll take blue and extra sharp cheddar, but other cheese is good. Umm, cheese. :fluffle:

It's a corrupt terrorist state because it is the only democratically ruled nation in the area? Or because it responds with military force to attacks made on its soil? Or because it has kept the spoils of those wars like every other nation on earth?
It is not democratic. It is run by rogue militias. It is the aggressor, having no warrant to be there in the first place. It only survives because of U.S. funding and supplies forced out of Americans by the government.

As a Christian, it is morally pressing to oppose the evil state of "israel."

It's a corrupt terrorist state because it is the only democratically ruled nation in the area? Or because it responds with military force to attacks made on its soil? Or because it has kept the spoils of those wars like every other nation on earth?

Dude, you don't understand..they're Jews... that's automatically -30 points [sarcasm]

France, given the massive amounts of shaving and cheese issues there.

Shaving issues? :confused:

Blue, Cheddar, or both? I'll take blue and extra sharp cheddar, but other cheese is good. Umm, cheese. :fluffle:
Blue stinks. I'd take a good piece of mozzerella over that any day.

Shaving issues? :confused:
Women don't feel compelled to shave in France.

It is not democratic. It is run by rogue militias. It is the aggressor, having no warrant to be there in the first place. It only survives because of U.S. funding and supplies forced out of Americans by the government.

As a Christian, it is morally pressing to oppose the evil state of "israel."

Right. Like how the Europeans took over North and South America. You think that anyone who is not 100% Native American stock should leave?

As a Christian, it is morally pressing to support the people and state of Israel.

Meh, but all real official powers have invaded France at some point or another..including the United States, even if we had to fight the Germans and not the French.

Maybe the next time we should fight the French and not the Germans. :D

I'm bored. :(

Right. Like how the Europeans took over North and South America. You think that anyone who is not 100% Native American stock should leave?

As a Christian, it is morally pressing to support the people and state of Israel.

America is for the White Americans. Palestine is for the Palestinians.

The Jews have no land because of their own actions as a genocidal and hateful people.

A Christian cannot support "israel" without falling into apostasy. "Israel" is a state built on anti-Christian extremism.

I'm currently deliberating whether I should take the time to write out a long drawn out post about Israeli history...I have a feeling that the uber Christian will just ignore it.... btw, I'm Catholic and I support Israel..but I have both Arab and Jewish blood..so that's automatically -30 points.

I'm currently deliberating whether I should take the time to write out a long drawn out post about Israeli history...I have a feeling that the uber Christian will just ignore it.... btw, I'm Catholic and I support Israel..but I have both Arab and Jewish blood..so that's automatically -30 points.
So you are a Jew afterall? Christians cannot support "israel."

;) Originally posted by Celtund
Maybe the next time we should fight the French and not the Germans.

I'm bored. :rolleyes:

Yep, France is a threat to National Security.

So you are a Jew afterall? Christians cannot support "israel."

You're deductive reasoning is infallable...*bows to the mighty Christiadum*

You're deductive reasoning is infallable...*bows to the mighty Christiadum*
It simply explains your fanaticism.

"Monsier, your war in Iraq is illegal! By the way, can we have a carrier of yours in Sierra Leon..and before I forget, can you allow some of my businesses in Iraq after ze war?"

And, Can I send my pedophiles to Africa with the UN? :(

It simply explains your fanaticism.

Again your reasoning is amazing...wow...your arguments are just too persuasive.

I said France. I don't really know why - it just seemed to make more sense than all the others. We could cart away the Eiffel Tower and all that jazz.

And put the Eiffel tower in NY City or San Fransico? No, no, Houston. :D

And put the Eiffel tower in NY City or San Fransico? No, no, Houston. :D

San Diego. That way I can blow it up.

Pfft ... the US Army of 200 years ago is not the same Army as today. Surely you can't imagine that Canada would best the US now.

Besides, that's not the point ... give up the whiskey and the women and there'll be no war.

Tennessee bourbon is better than Canadian whiskey, and Irish whiskey it the best in the world.

It simply explains your fanaticism.

That has to be the pot calling the kettle black.

Someone voted Spain..who wants to invade Spain? Spain is so lovable!

Spain is great, cool, has great food, wonderful things to see, and super people. Yea, Spain.

It's a corrupt terrorist state because it is the only democratically ruled nation in the area? Or because it responds with military force to attacks made on its soil? Or because it has kept the spoils of those wars like every other nation on earth?

Cool it man/woman. That is for another serious post. This is a fun post. Lighten up. :flufle:

Again your reasoning is amazing...wow...your arguments are just too persuasive.
I know, aren't they?
We have a new pet troll!

That has to be the pot calling the kettle black.
A fanatic for pointing out that "israel" is a terrorist state based on racial extremism.

Women don't feel compelled to shave in France.

Duh, the armpits. Well they don't in Spain either. What's wrong with women with hair in their armpits?

A Christian cannot support "israel" without falling into apostasy. "Israel" is a state built on anti-Christian extremism.

:confused: :confused: Where did you learn that?

"Israel" is a rogue terrorist state, it is only a massive and destructive burden on the world.
Of course they are. You see Israeli terrorists run into a crowd of civilians and then launching a suicide bomb every day.

:confused: Confused: Where did you learn that?
Learn what? That "israel" is anti-Christian?

Duh, the armpits. Well they don't in Spain either. What's wrong with women with hair in their armpits?
*shudders*
Have you ever seen a woman in a bikini who doesn't shave their armpits?

I'm currently deliberating whether I should take the time to write out a long drawn out post about Israeli history...

No, ignore the ignoramus. Maybe he/she will go away.

America is for the White Americans. Palestine is for the Palestinians.

The Jews have no land because of their own actions as a genocidal and hateful people.

A Christian cannot support "israel" without falling into apostasy. "Israel" is a state built on anti-Christian extremism.
WTF... you say that Jews are genocidal, and then want to kill all non-white people in america?

WTF... you say that Jews are genocidal, and then want to kill all non-white people in america?
The Jews are genocidal. They favour the killing of all non-Jews so long as they can stay in power.

Learn what? That "israel" is anti-Christian?

Yes. Where did you learn that Israel is anti-Christian. :headbang:

Technically the killing of non-whites in America, I'm going to assume the term just means the USA, was not mentioned just that they shouldn't be there.

So it would just be mass-deportation, which as we all know is far nicer alternative. I voted for China, they're just asking for it with they're big shiny neon signs.

:confused: :confused: Where did you learn that?
Well, in his defense, we (the Jews) did kinda kill Jesus

*shudders*
Have you ever seen a woman in a bikini who doesn't shave their armpits?

Not in a bilini, but lots of women in europe whith hair arm pits. It can be quite different... :D

*shudders*
Have you ever seen a woman in a bikini who doesn't shave their armpits?
Yes :( :( :( :(

Yes. Where did you learn that Israel is anti-Christian. :headbang:
The facts are there. The Jews are taught strict anti-Christian propaganda there. They violently attack Christians, spit on the cross, and burn the New Testament routinely. This all stems from their hatred for goyim, especially Christians after the deicide.

Yes :( :( :( :(
I'm so sorry. How long did you stop sleeping for?

Well, in his defense, we (the Jews) did kinda kill Jesus

True, but if the Jews didn't kill Jesus the Christians would not have a religion. So, instead of being upset about that, every Christian should be thanking you. Personally, I thank yoou abd your ancestors.

The facts are there. The Jews are taught strict anti-Christian propaganda there. They violently attack Christians, spit on the cross, and burn the New Testament routinely. This all stems from their hatred for goyim, especially Christians after the deicide.
This is comedy gold!
:D

Well, in his defense, we (the Jews) did kinda kill Jesus

True, but if the Jews didn't kill Jesus the Christians would not have a religion. So, instead of being upset about that, every Christian should be thanking you. Personally, I thank you and your ancestors.

You are comedy gold!
:D
Well of course a Jew like you would laugh about Christians being persecuted and attacked at the hands of the Christ-killers.

I'd turn the weapons on the US itself and utterly annihilate the regions dense with religious fundamentalists and Bush voters. :D

The facts are there. The Jews are taught strict anti-Christian propaganda there. They violently attack Christians, spit on the cross, and burn the New Testament routinely. This all stems from their hatred for goyim, especially Christians after the deicide.

Ok! Time for a call for sources. Give us some credable sources for your position.

i don't want to talk about it :(
(the unshaved woman in bikini)

Germany. This is the place where I would like to change a thing or two.
I am German. :rolleyes:

Well of course a Jew like you would laugh about Christians being persecuted and attacked at the hands of the Christ-killers.

Look dude, you should attack the argument not the person. Secondly, if the Jews and Romans did not kill Jesus, we Christians would not have a Savior. So, thank them for what they did because if you are a true Christian they were one major factor in your salvation. Third, quit flaming. :(

Look dude, you should attack the argument not the person. Secondly, if the Jews and Romans did not kill Jesus, we Christians would not have a Savior. So, thank them for what they did because if you are a true Christian they were one major factor in your salvation. Third, quit flaming. :(
There are three ways a person can rise to fame on a forum.
He can be helpful to all noobs, and to non-noobs, answering questions, explaining the rules, defending newbies until they themselved build a reputation etc. THose are the kinds of people who become good mods.

He can also make very meaningful and smart posts, intelligently debate about hot topics. Arguing with or against him is a pleasure. Those are the kinds of people who get the most respect.

Or, he can flame, say controversial statements, attack everyone, etc. Those are the people who get banned after a week or two.

Now, guess which kind is Christiadum?

Ok! Time for a call for sources. Give us some credable sources for your position.
The Talmud commands Jewish supremacy over all others and genocide.
A Goy who hits a Jew is punishable by death. Hitting a Jew is worse than hitting God.
(Sanhedrin 58b)

However, if a Jew hits a Goyim he or she is not liable for any punishment.
(Maimonides Halacha 3)

Violent Jews Attack Christian Peacemakers (http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/68D95395-42C6-447F-8A8A-7B47092A97DF.htm)
Violent Jews Attack Christians (http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/AE40E95F-C2E1-4401-8463-B83DA4B9391A.htm)
Jews Spitting on the Cross (http://www.ety.com/HRP/jewishstudies/spittingoncross.htm)
Burning the New Testament by Orthodox Jews in Israel (http://www.radioislam.org/historia/zionism/brn_nw_tstmnt.html)
Israel's Christians spitting mad (http://www.lebanonwire.com/0410/04101302TGR.asp)

There are many more. Since "israel" came to the area, the substantial Arab Christian native population has been successfully eliminated from their homeland.

"Tob shebe goyyim harog."
"Even the best of the Gentiles should all be killed."
Rabbi Simon ben Yohai (Talmudic)
{Rabbi Ben Yohai is a national hero in "Israel" with a sanctified Israeli burial ground}
http://img45.exs.cx/img45/411/eventhebestofthegoyim8qi.jpg

Generalizations are the bomb!

Dude, ok...

1. There are Christian radicals that want to see all Arabs and Jews dead... why don't you go bug them?

2. There are Muslim radicals that want to kill all Jews and Christians...go critisize them.

3. There are Jewish radicals that want to kill all Christians and Muslims....ok, don't generalize though or I'll be forced to generalize on the other two above..fear me!

Oh my gosh! aljazeera!!! That's based in Spain didn't you know? Dude, aljazeera is the source to go with..there is no bias whatsoever and they never get their facts wrong..never...they're infallable, just like this guy's arguments..pure genius I tell you.

No mention of Crusades and Inqusition?

The Talmud always tells of a few different positions of various rabbi's on a certain issue. Talmud is more like a dictionary of interpretations of the Torah, not the Torah itself.

As for the spitting on the cross, why not bug the Arabs who were burning American and Israeli flags, and that cheered on the streets after 9/11? And there are even more radical christians, just look at yourself!

No mention of Crusades and Inqusition?

The Talmud always tells of a few different positions of various rabbi's on a certain issue. Talmud is more like a dictionary of interpretations of the Torah, not the Torah itself.

As for the spitting on the cross, why not bug the Arabs who were burning American and Israeli flags, and that cheered on the streets after 9/11? And there are even more radical christians, just look at yourself!
What about the Holy Crusades? God save the Inquisition!

Arabs burning the flag of their oppressors doesn't seem to have the effect of Jews burning the symbol of the very people whose funds, hard work, and resources go to the enrichment of their Zionist state.

What about the Holy Crusades? God save the Inquisition!

Arabs burning the flag of their oppressors doesn't seem to have the effect of Jews burning the symbol of the very people whose funds, hard work, and resources go to the enrichment of their Zionist state.

I'm feeling foggy tonight. Obviously, your sympathies do not lay with the Jews. Your name implies that you are Christian but your rhetoric implies that your sympathizes lies with those that would destroy Israel. So, what are your true colors?

Ok this thread was never meant to be a bash thread..it was meant to be a comic thread..so I ask you once, please leave.

I'm feeling foggy tonight. Obviously, your sympathies do not lay with the Jews. Your name implies that you are Christian but your rhetoric implies that your sympathizes lies with those that would destroy Israel. So, what are your true colors?

I think his true color is green....what about you?

China, given the massive abuses of human rights going on there.

Of course, because killing a billion people is a noble humanitarian act.

Ok this thread was never meant to be a bash thread..it was meant to be a comic thread..so I ask you once, please leave.

Sorry. Good night.

Sorry. Good night.

That was actually meant for Christiadum, sorry for the mix up.

I'm feeling foggy tonight. Obviously, your sympathies do not lay with the Jews. Your name implies that you are Christian but your rhetoric implies that your sympathizes lies with those that would destroy Israel. So, what are your true colors?
Good Christians would destroy "israel" as God wills it.

Crusades, on their way to kill some Muslims, (also genocidal), have raided Jewish villages, and raped and killed all the Jews they found (well, they only raped the women obviously).

The Inquisition burned numerous Jews at stake. Spanish inquisition expelled all the Jews who didn't convert to Christianity. Those that did convert, were later harassed for not knowing all the rules of christianity, and burned most of them at stake too.

Shh...the Spaniards never did that...*looks around*

Good Christians would destroy "israel" as God wills it.

Plese, get out.

China is gaining on France. Canada is not too far behind.

Someone voted Spain..who wants to invade Spain? Spain is so lovable!


probably a pissed off Frenchman. You guys did drive them out with a guerilla war didn't you?

probably a pissed off Frenchman. You guys did drive them out with a guerilla war didn't you?

Yep, I'm glad that Spain wasn't one of the few nations defeated by the French..that truly would have been bad for a Spanish martial history which has been tarnished by military failure...

Third (Second perhaps) of May by Goya
http://www.filosofia.tk/foto/museo/Fusilamientos%20del%202%20de%20Mayo%20(Goya%20XIX).jpg

No body EVER expects the Spanish Inquistion! ahah
I apologize to anyone who didn't get the Monty Python joke.
Why would anyone invade Canada? Theres no point in attacking us.

The over zealous (is that one word or two?) Christian needs to calm down a bit and amybe move some of his hate mongering elsewhere. Having said that, this thing with you people (and by you people I mean the generalized American opinion, at least what I've seen) and hating France, I don't understand can someone explain. BUT, explain without saying something like the following:
1) Stupid French pussies and they're cheese and non-shaving women.
2) They're French what did you expect
etc.
I'd just like to find a reasonable, logical opinion why you hate French people. I'm not a huge fan of them myself (quebec can seperate for all I care they'd come running abck in about 2 weeks time), I'd just like to hear a reason.

I would disband the weapon system to the point that it could never be used in an offense capability.
Yeah... I agree. This is a pretty stupid thread and an even worse poll.

Oh my gosh *hangs head in shame*..the reason Americans hate France is because they're French!!!

Thanks for the help I get express the gratitude I have.

Thanks for the help I get express the gratitude I have.

Sorry:

The reason many Americans don't like the French is because Americans are prideful people, and the French are prideful people. Two prideful people who think they are the sh*t always like to bash each other...in Europe everyone bashes the Americans...in the United States everyone bashes the Europeans.

There's really no hate...just a lot of bashing.

Also, if you get a taxi in Paris, and the driver finds out you're American, they all of a sudden forget English, although almost everyone in Europe speaks about half a dozen languages, and almost everyone speaks English.

France. The French are fun to piss off.