NationStates Jolt Archive


The Canadians Are Coming!

Neo-Anarchists
19-03-2005, 20:55
http://www.revisionism.nl/Sept11/The-Mad-Revisionist.htm

They finally conclusively proved who took down the WTC!
It was the Canadians!
I knew it all along...
;)

Look! More!
http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/leiber/50/dgcanada.htm
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/__121b_O+wOh287FPN2NGF+CA18lUpTq2wCaXKRhXqzlpBSAvXKC63fizO4/1OlgCWG9CSK

But it turns out Canada doesn't even exist, so I suppose we're back at square one.
http://www.freshlimesoda.com/features/biff.htm

But wait! The real conspiracy!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=printer_friendly&forum=104&topic_id=3211937&mesg_id=3216018
Jamil
19-03-2005, 20:57
When will you people give up this 'Blame Canada' fad?
Planners
19-03-2005, 21:03
lol, that's awesome, but you beat tinfoil hat to a conspiracy. Shame on you for that :p

P.S. I am in Canada it does exist I swear.
The Mindset
19-03-2005, 21:04
O noes!
Neo-Anarchists
19-03-2005, 21:04
P.S. I am in Canada it does exist I swear.
But that's what you'd want me to think!

:D
Lascivious Maximus
19-03-2005, 21:06
When will you people give up this 'Blame Canada' fad?
Its ok, he just hasnt had his Timmy Ho's and donut today.

*gives him a coffee*

See! (http://members.shaw.ca/thefirstday/tim%20hortons%20poster%20child.jpg) Much Better! :)
Jamil
19-03-2005, 21:08
Its ok, he just hasnt had his Timmy Ho's and donut today.

*gives him a coffee*

See! (http://members.shaw.ca/thefirstday/tim%20hortons%20poster%20child.jpg) Much Better! :)
Call me crazy but I'm not too fond of donuts.
Fass
19-03-2005, 21:10
Those sneeky Canadians!

They're no match to Belgians, though. (http://66.102.9.104/search?q=cache:N8CGXD-TcBUJ:zapatopi.net/belgium.html+belgium+conspiracy&hl=sv&client=firefox-a)
Lascivious Maximus
19-03-2005, 21:11
Call me crazy but I'm not too fond of donuts.
What if I were to tell you that Im the only guy who can carry two cups of coffee (one in each hand) and a dozen donuts while Im at the nude beach?

Do you think you might like to try a donut then? :confused:
Jamil
19-03-2005, 21:12
What if I were to tell you that Im the only guy who can carry two cups of coffee (one in each hand) and a dozen donuts while Im at the nude beach?

Do you think you might like to try a donut then? :confused:
My dislike for donuts has reached an all-time high.
Lascivious Maximus
19-03-2005, 21:15
My dislike for donuts has reached an all-time high.
Tsk tsk tsk... fine... bagels then - so picky! :p
Jamil
19-03-2005, 21:17
Tsk tsk tsk... fine... bagels then - so picky! :p
I like bagels and Philly :D
Lascivious Maximus
19-03-2005, 21:20
I like bagels and Philly :D
Ooo!! Kinky! ;)
Jenrak
19-03-2005, 21:23
Those Bastards!

Wait a minute, I'm Canadian! Damnit! :headbang:
I knew I shouldn't have pushed my Terrorist Organization to get the deadline up! I mean, nothing.
Marrakech II
20-03-2005, 00:16
When will you people give up this 'Blame Canada' fad?

This is a fad. I thought it was a national past time. Shows what I know...
BTW why didn't Tinfoilhat post this?! I mean he should be on top of these kinds of things.
Boonytopia
20-03-2005, 00:33
Ahh, it's all beginning to make sense now. :)
The Chocolate Goddess
20-03-2005, 00:44
Just when I think we are at the epicentre of boredom, I realize that other people find us extremely interesting...
Ro-Ro
20-03-2005, 00:52
I'm about to gain a Canadian sister-in-law :D
Nimharamafala
20-03-2005, 00:53
Just when I think we are at the epicentre of boredom, I realize that other people find us extremely interesting...

And hey, we're Canada, we'd rather have people think dumb things about us, than not think of us at all. I say, let them conspire away, it only shows that they care.
Planners
20-03-2005, 00:54
Them joking that we don't exist, only proves that we do :D
The Chocolate Goddess
20-03-2005, 00:55
And hey, we're Canada, we'd rather have people think dumb things about us, than not think of us at all. I say, let them conspire away, it only shows that they care.

We're so devious! Hit them with politeness and insignificance, then WHAM!