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Alright...

After spending long enough listening to both left/right definitions...

Lemme come clean.

I'm a switch-hitter, by d3finition. It's hillarious because I'm the most monogamous person you'll ever meet.

Man/Woman.

:eek:


But I thought it would be cool if I introduced the fact that I'll expect a few happy posts,I'm screwing two females regularly, but it's for utilitarianist purposes.

Alright...

After spending long enough listening to both left/right definitions...

Lemme come clean.

I'm a switch-hitter, by d3finition. It's hillarious because I'm the most monogamous person you'll ever meet.

Man/Woman.

:eek:


But I thought it would be cool if I introduced the fact that I'll expect a few happy posts,I'm screwing two females regularly, but it's for utilitarianist purposes.

I'm sure you are gay, but I seriously doubt you're banging two broads! Sounds like a crock of BS, or maybe you lace their drinks...

You're not a fag.

I was just about to come in here and give someone shit for using gay as an all purpose insult, and for using it to insult you...

But a switch hitter eh! Go go gadget metrosexual!!

I'm sure you are gay, but I seriously doubt you're banging two broads! Sounds like a crock of BS, or maybe you lace their drinks...
Christ! Maybe, if I could have a single honest piece of information concerning yourself, I could say something.

Too bad you fake everything from disabled, to veteran status.

You offend me as a Libertarian.

You make free speech, consistently, look bad.

I was just about to come in here and give someone shit for using gay as an all purpose insult, and for using it to insult you...

But a switch hitter eh! Go go gadget metrosexual!!

There's nothing wrong with that. I mean abut meterosexuals. David Beckingham...yumm. :)

I believe that Eichen is humping multiple girls.

Because Eichen is sexy! ;)

I would let him hump me. lol.

But I thought it would be cool if I introduced the fact that I'll expect a few happy posts,I'm screwing two females regularly, but it's for utilitarianist purposes.

But of course :). Its more fun to "date around" anyway, go you!

And switch hitting is the best, haha.

I believe that Eichen is humping multiple girls.

Because Eichen is sexy! ;)

I would let him hump me. lol.

Agreed :)

There's nothing wrong with that. I mean abut meterosexuals. David Beckingham...yumm. :)
Oh I have no problems with anyone being gay/bi whatever... I just dont like it when people use it as an all purpose insult.

ie: 'Oh thats stupid, how gay!'

Hey, if you're happy, and they're happy...

Most men I know would be very happy to be in your... position.

Some women, too.

Oh I have no problems with anyone being gay/bi whatever... I just dont like it when people use it as an all purpose insult.

ie: 'Oh thats stupid, how gay!'

No, no, no, no! I didn't mean it towards what you said. I just meant being meterosexual's kind of hot.

*muah*

No, no, no, no! I didn't mean it towards what you said. I just meant being meterosexual's kind of hot.
In that case I concur. :)

Christ! Maybe, if I could have a single honest piece of information concerning yourself, I could say something.

Too bad you fake everything from disabled, to veteran status.

You offend me as a Libertarian.

You make free speech, consistently, look bad.


Christ! Maybe, if I could have a single honest piece of information concerning yourself, I could say something.

Can I remind you that this is the internet.

Every thing I state is based on truth. I am without limbs yes, but I have stumps.

I've seen your photo, and many of the so called "pretty" ladies on here. Let's just leave it at that. Oh, and enjoy the AIDs, you weirdo!

"Dating around" is definitely the best option. Being freshly single....I am loving it.

:rolleyes: Agreed :)
You had advanced info! :D

I have, honestly, no agenda as far as sexuality goes.

Save that leaving sexuality out of government fingres goes.

I'm bi. I don't apologize, or envy homosexual or heterosexual's lifestyles.

I set myslef up for mean assaults. I don't know why I have material to work with, there. :rolleyes:

EDIT:It's hard to decide, but I'd have to choose Aerou over Lasciv. That's a hard choice! :p

:rolleyes:
You had advanced info! :D

I have, honestly, no agenda as far as sexuality goes.

Save that leaving sexuality out of government fingrs goes.

I'm bi. I don't apologize, or envy homosexual or heterosexual's lifestyles.

I set myslef up for mean assaults. I don't know why I have material to work with, there. :rolleyes:

But...but....I would :D

And I know, I'm an "Eichen Insider"!

Although.....someone....hasn't responded to my email......;)

Christ! Maybe, if I could have a single honest piece of information concerning yourself, I could say something.

Can I remind you that this is the internet.

Every thing I state is based on truth. I am without limbs yes, but I have stumps.

I've seen your photo, and many of the so called "pretty" ladies on here. Let's just leave it at that. Oh, and enjoy the AIDs, you weirdo!

Wow. You are such an ass! What is wrong with you?

So you hump dudes, too?

Well done Eichen, now give us some pornographic, err, photograhpic evidence.;)

So you hump dudes, too?

So you are interested?:p

So you are interested?:p

Hey, I'm not gay, but Eichen's a sexy man. :D

Well done Eichen, now give us some pornographic, err, photograhpic evidence.;)

Yes, that's really the only proof that is acceptable. I'll email you out my porno portfolio.

Christ! Maybe, if I could have a single honest piece of information concerning yourself, I could say something.

Too bad you fake everything from disabled, to veteran status.

You offend me as a Libertarian.

You make free speech, consistently, look bad.

He just got clobbered by Cog. Peace and quiet for a week.

How do you stack up being monogamous, with the two broads. Serial intermittent monogamy?

Watching the moral bulldogs that surround me...

I'll kick their fucking ass! Blood sucks to draw.

All the more when it's necessary. :p

Hey, I'm not gay, but Eichen's a sexy man. :D
I agree. In an objective, non-homosexual way, I say Eichen is indeed a handsome stud.

I agree. In an objective, non-homosexual way, I say Eichen is indeed a handsome stud.

Come on you guys. It's okay to be in touch with the bisexual side of you. Eichen is hot and gorgeous. Just say it! :fluffle:

Come on you guys. It's okay to be in touch with the bisexual side of you. Eichen is hot and gorgeous. Just say it! :fluffle:

I believe that both of us have already confirmed that Eichen is a handsome man.

Don't have to be gay or bi to tell that.

Hmm... in light of this new information *rests hand on chin and ponders*
*draws a blank* :)

I believe that both of us have already confirmed that Eichen is a handsome man.

Don't have to be gay or bi to tell that.

Well, good. :)

Originally Posted by Oksana
Come on you guys. It's okay to be in touch with the bisexual side of you. Eichen is hot and gorgeous. Just say it!

I should have worded that differently. :mad:

I should have worded that differently. :mad:

Because you had them touching his side?:p

Because you had them touching his side?:p

LOL! :p No, it's sounds insensitive to gay people and bisexuals.

WOW!@ General consensus!@YOU!

Really, you all accusing, and then letting me be myself (a nice guy), people--

I'm very appropriately, and morally correct.


I...

WOW!@ General consensus!@YOU!

Really, you all accusing, and then letting me be myself (a nice guy), people--

I'm very appropriately, and morally correct.


I...didn't make any sense in this post...

Come on you guys. It's okay to be in touch with the bisexual side of you. Eichen is hot and gorgeous. Just say it! :fluffle:

Eichen is hot and gorgeous.

http://www.quantumflash.net/rob_oblivious.jpg

Damn! *drools a little*

Eichen is hot and gorgeous.

http://www.quantumflash.net/rob_oblivious.jpg

Damn! *drools a little*

Well this picture explains why he can hump so many at once.:p

I have a Eichen pics collection on my hard drive (his two pics from the picture thread and that 1 pic from the chest thread). Does that make me a homosexual?

WOW!@ General consensus!@YOU!

Really, you all accusing, and then letting me be myself (a nice guy), people--

I'm very appropriately, and morally correct.


I...

:confused:

didn't make any sense in this post...

I think I'm with you on that. :confused:

I have a Eichen pics collection on my hard drive (his two pics from the picture thread and that 1 pic from the chest thread). Does that make me a homosexual?

Chest thread? Link, please!

hmmm, grow some man titties and miss a few haircuts and might be alright, but im gonna have to stick to ladies sorry

Chest thread? Link, please!
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=403428

oh yeah I'm joking about having a pics collection of Eichen, lol

I'm not into asspoundings.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=403428

How could I miss that? Thanks for linking.

I'm not into asspoundings.

That's what they all say before they've been popped! :D

Thank you so much for putting up with my uglu mug!

Thanks, ladies for accepting the challenge "that is me".

So cool!

Thank you so much for putting up with my uglu mug!

Thanks, ladies for accepting the challenge "that is me".

So cool!

Hey, I may not be a lady, but take my word for it, your mug is not ugly.

That's what they all say before they've been popped! :D

once u pop you can stop eh??

(sorry for the cheesyness)

What are you doing? :eek:
huh?

once u pop you can stop eh??

(sorry for the cheesyness)

I see that, and raise you a "Once you go gay, you never stray".

Hey, I'm not gay, but Eichen's a sexy man. :D
seriously... Can't we just agree to get hard "individually"?

:p

I see that, and raise you a "Once you go gay, you never stray".

damn damn damn damn, stupid hetero male brain that can only think of one thing, about to go to speedway so cant think of any more

seriously... Can't we just agree to get hard "individually"?

:p

I know what each one of those words mean, but put them together in that order, and they confound the shit out of me.

In other words, :confused: .

But sure, we can agree on that.

EDIT: Now that I think about it, I get hard "individually" all of the time, so I have no problem with that agreement at all.

I was just about to come in here and give someone shit for using gay as an all purpose insult, and for using it to insult you...

But a switch hitter eh! Go go gadget metrosexual!!
Burns Metrosexual!!!

The idea of looking after ones body is so 1990's :p

Eichen is hot and gorgeous.

http://www.quantumflash.net/rob_oblivious.jpg

Damn! *drools a little*
:eek: :fluffle:

That picture of him toking the soda can is pretty hot, too.

Eichen is hot and gorgeous.

WNIP1

Damn! *drools a little*
Damn!

Must be evident that response is ;)

Well, you're lucky. I'm not even sure what I am, I've just made it with a microwaved bagle.
And even then, it still wouldn't let me past second base!

I thought, after reavealing myslef as FAGGY--

I have a lot of respect for those GUYZ who accept, and even communicate...


Imagine that!@ :p

I thought, after reavealing myslef as FAGGY--

I have a lot of respect for those GUYZ who accept, and even communicate...


Imagine that!@ :p

I have no issues with sexuality.

I enjoy your posts on here, and I don't know why learning your sexual preference would change that.

I have no issues with sexuality.

I enjoy your posts on here, and I don't know why learning your sexual preference would change that.
Awwww, sheeeeeiit!
Really... Some of us deserve respect, or something like it;

What? Who cares? Is this meant to be funny or something, cause I don't get it. Is this just someone saying they're gay or something, cause if it is, then get the fuck over it.

Eichen's a fag

kekekeke

(I got my immaturity out for the day :P)

I like (male) gays more, because they increase MY chances.

:EDIT:It's hard to decide, but I'd have to choose Aerou over Lasciv. That's a hard choice! :p
Hey, theres nothing stopping you from having a little bit of both! ;)


Whee!!! :p

I'm not into asspoundings.
Neither am I, giving or receiving. :p Never have been.

Neither am I, giving or receiving. :p Never have been.
Damn!
Oh well, I saw the other pasties and I'd give LM or Keruv a go any day.

The general consensus seems to be:
We don't care who you are, be you male, female, hetero, homo. Hell, you could be an orangutan, and I'm sure nobody would have an issue with it if you were coherent and made good posts.
As a matter of fact, I don't thing you would even have to meet that last requirement. :p

Damn!
Oh well, I saw the other pasties and I'd give LM or Keruv a go any day.
It was the greyscale wasnt it! ;)

(thats why I posted all the pics in the hot guy thread in greyscale - everything looks better in black and white! :))