NationStates Jolt Archive


Calvin as an Adult.

Coring
19-03-2005, 04:14
I've been thinking, and it disturbs me. It messes up my brainwaves and swerves them off into the infinite astral plane, where it then collides with Mars, creating yet another crater. Soon, worm like things crawl out, and are discovered by NASA, who checks the DNA and matches it to me. Then somehow I am arrested for trespassing without governmental permission onto Mars. I blame it on the brain worms, and a good lawyer saves me.

Anyhow, I wonder what it would be like when Calvin from the beloved "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip, would be like grown up? Would he retain his personality? He'd be one helluva adult, I'd guess. And what about Hobbes? Where would he go?

And what about Calvin as a teen? Calvin with hormones. *Brrrr...*
Potaria
19-03-2005, 04:15
I'm thinking it would be like Jack and Mr. Floppy on "Unhappily Ever After".
Riptide Monzarc
19-03-2005, 04:19
The Christian RIght have denounced Calvin and Hobbes as promoting homosexuality. I am your loving preacher Monzarc, and I approve this message. May those godless bastard heathens BURN!
Celtlund
19-03-2005, 04:20
Calvin will never grow up and Hobbes will always be with him to gude and protect him. :fluffle:
Coring
19-03-2005, 04:28
Erm, well, might we try thinking hypothetically? :p
Urneska
19-03-2005, 04:31
I think calvin and hobbes will never grow up, or else how will the cartoonist ( and it would be much aprecated if you could tell me his name) ever make money? plus he'll never be the same with haromones( and I shudder even thinking about it)
p.s. CALIVIN AND HOBBES ROCK!!! Calvin%20&%20Hobbes%20wallpaper
Urneska
19-03-2005, 04:32
well that suck NO IMAGE!!!!!!!!! :headbang: AAAUUUUUGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
Urneska
19-03-2005, 04:33
WELL, Mister Hypothetical whats your say in the matter?
Celtlund
19-03-2005, 04:43
What if Hobbes grew up but Calvin didn't?
Potaria
19-03-2005, 04:46
What if Hobbes grew up but Calvin didn't?

That would be... Different...
Karas
19-03-2005, 05:34
Calvin grew up to become the guy from Fight Club. I thought that everyone knew that.

http://metaphilm.com/philm.php?id=29_0_2_0

http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1442434
Techon
19-03-2005, 06:02
I've been thinking, and it disturbs me. It messes up my brainwaves and swerves them off into the infinite astral plane, where it then collides with Mars, creating yet another crater. Soon, worm like things crawl out, and are discovered by NASA, who checks the DNA and matches it to me. Then somehow I am arrested for trespassing without governmental permission onto Mars. I blame it on the brain worms, and a good lawyer saves me.

Anyhow, I wonder what it would be like when Calvin from the beloved "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip, would be like grown up? Would he retain his personality? He'd be one helluva adult, I'd guess. And what about Hobbes? Where would he go?

And what about Calvin as a teen? Calvin with hormones. *Brrrr...*
Calvin as a teen I've always pictured as Jeremy Ducan from the Zits comics
Celtlund
19-03-2005, 06:36
I'm going to bed now and will probably have nightmares about Calvin in his teenage years rejecting Hobbs. :( :(
Alien Born
19-03-2005, 06:45
Apparently he moved to Greenwich London.

Photographic Evidence (http://peteashton.com/photos/snow2/21.jpg)

No one knows what happened to Hobbes, except that he may have changed his name to Haroldo.