NationStates Jolt Archive


BEWARE!! Grannies on the attack!!

Zooke
18-03-2005, 23:33
An operations manager for Jack in the Box was late for a meeting and called
his boss to tell him he was running late. As he was leaving the voicemail
message, he witnessed an accident and went on to provide "play by play" of
the incident.

http://home.swbell.net/kf5tv/voicemail.mp3
ElleDiamonique
18-03-2005, 23:39
An operations manager for Jack in the Box was late for a meeting and called
his boss to tell him he was running late. As he was leaving the voicemail
message, he witnessed an accident and went on to provide "play by play" of
the incident.

http://home.swbell.net/kf5tv/voicemail.mp3

Sorry I didn't get to look at it - I couldn't load it and then it knocked me off the site. Oh, pfffftt.
Heiligkeit
18-03-2005, 23:40
Interesting...
ElleDiamonique
18-03-2005, 23:43
Interesting...

Maybe it's Internet Explorer - I am forever getting "Microsoft Internet Explorer Not Responding." :confused:
Zooke
18-03-2005, 23:45
It loads in Real Player for me. IE isn't causing me any problems, either.
Frisbeeteria
18-03-2005, 23:46
That is friggin' hilarious. That guy's laughter is infectious.

I'm still grinnin' like a fool. Funny!
Zooke
18-03-2005, 23:48
That is friggin' hilarious. That guy's laughter is infectious.

I'm still grinnin' like a fool. Funny!

I know. I almost wet myself when I got a visual of the Mother Goose looking, 4 foot nothing lady hitting him on the head with her Bible. Hitting him like a 20 hp jack hammer.
Heiligkeit
18-03-2005, 23:49
I know. I almost wet myself when I got a visual of the Mother Goose looking, 4 foot nothing lady hitting him on the head with her Bible. Hitting him like a 20 hp jack hammer.
A visual? Please provide, if possible.
Zooke
18-03-2005, 23:52
A visual? Please provide, if possible.

No actual video. It's a voicemail. I meant a mental image. Little old lady, looks like Mother Goose, about 4 foot tall, hits the guy over the head with her purse, everything flies out of her purse, including her Bible, she picks up the Bible and proceeds to beat him with it. Can't you just SEE it?
Heiligkeit
18-03-2005, 23:53
No actual video. It's a voicemail. I meant a mental image. Little old lady, looks like Mother Goose, about 4 foot tall, hits the guy over the head with her purse, everything flies out of her purse, including her Bible, she picks up the Bible and proceeds to beat him with it. Can't you just SEE it?
Yes. Your making me laugh again...

rotfl
Zooke
18-03-2005, 23:54
Come on people!! It's a VOICE MAIL! There is no video.
Virutania
18-03-2005, 23:55
OMFG!!!!

That guy has an infectious lagh, my daughter at 4 went into a laughing fit when she heard it, and she doesnt understand english. lol
Zooke
18-03-2005, 23:57
Yes. Your making me laugh again...

rotfl

Not to mention the other two old ladies whupping and poking him with their umbrellas. I knew he was in trouble when they greeted him with pepper spray. These ladies know how to party!
Heiligkeit
18-03-2005, 23:58
Not to mention the other two old ladies whupping and poking him with their umbrellas. I knew he was in trouble when they greeted him with pepper spray. These ladies know how to party!
Car taste and too good, but they are awesome. I want a grandma like that.
Zooke
19-03-2005, 00:22
I just listened to it again. Did you catch the description of the guy? Sounds like Vinnie Barbarino.
Heiligkeit
19-03-2005, 00:23
I just listened to it again. Did you catch the description of the guy? Sounds like Vinnie Barbarino.
Who is Vinnie?
ElleDiamonique
19-03-2005, 00:40
Who is Vinnie?

John Travolta played Vinnie Barbarino on "Welcome Back Kotter."
Zooke
19-03-2005, 00:41
Who is Vinnie?

You're probably too young to remember...or I'm too old because I do remember. John Travolta started his acting career in a TV show called Welcome Back Kotter. He played a street-wise thug in NYC. White t-shirt, greasy hair, cigs rolled up in his sleeve, and dumb as a box of rocks. A lot like the part he played in Grease. :D
Eutrusca
19-03-2005, 19:45
That is hilarious! ROFLMAO!!! :D
Zooke
19-03-2005, 19:46
Everybody is way too serious. Time for some fun.