Myrmidonisia
18-03-2005, 20:38
Who writes these things anyway? Sixth Graders?
Just a Bunch of Cockeyed Optimists
"County Hopes to Prepare for the Worst"--headline, Longview (Texas) News-Journal, March 16
A Quiet One, Too
"Slaying Victim a Reluctant Witness"--headline, Philadelphia Inquirer, March 17
Nazis Take Over, Women Hardest Hit
"Gannett: Bush's S.S. Plans to Hurt Women"--headline, United Press International, March 16
What Would We Do Without Studies?
"Study: X Chromosome Could Account for Differences Between Sexes"--headline, FoxNews.com, March 16
Piltdown Dinosaur
"Union Station officials are hoping a 65-foot, 140-year-old dinosaur will attract up to 100,000 more visitors a year and help pull the struggling Kansas City landmark out of the red."--Associated Press, March 16
The Slippery Slope of Atkins v. Virginia
"Man Finds Meth Lab in His Garage; 'But it wasn't me,' the dumbfounded man says of the illegal activity. 'I plead moronity.' "--headline and subheadline, Des Moines Register, March 17
Just a Bunch of Cockeyed Optimists
"County Hopes to Prepare for the Worst"--headline, Longview (Texas) News-Journal, March 16
A Quiet One, Too
"Slaying Victim a Reluctant Witness"--headline, Philadelphia Inquirer, March 17
Nazis Take Over, Women Hardest Hit
"Gannett: Bush's S.S. Plans to Hurt Women"--headline, United Press International, March 16
What Would We Do Without Studies?
"Study: X Chromosome Could Account for Differences Between Sexes"--headline, FoxNews.com, March 16
Piltdown Dinosaur
"Union Station officials are hoping a 65-foot, 140-year-old dinosaur will attract up to 100,000 more visitors a year and help pull the struggling Kansas City landmark out of the red."--Associated Press, March 16
The Slippery Slope of Atkins v. Virginia
"Man Finds Meth Lab in His Garage; 'But it wasn't me,' the dumbfounded man says of the illegal activity. 'I plead moronity.' "--headline and subheadline, Des Moines Register, March 17