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From the poll list, who would you vote for as president?

Posting before the polls up.


Myrth.

You forgot the best possible candidate: me.

Vote Katganistan for president: free chocolate covered strawberries for everyone! :D

"Who would make the best President of the U.S.?"

There are several I would willingly vote for: Colin Powell, Rudy Guilianni, Condoleeza Rice, John Negroponte ... there are quite a number of excellent possibilities.

EDIT: Sorry. I thought you were serious. After looking at the "Poll," hoever, I now know better.

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You left out perinial write in canidate Frank Zappa. Being dead shouldn't be a drawback....








Though, now that I think about it-I just did write him in, which is in exactly the spirit....so...uh, never mind the criticism for leaving him out, I'm writing him in as should be...

Unfortunately, Fred passed away a little while ago. :( RIP.

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Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :D

From the poll list, who would you vote for as president?

Steve-O deffinantly. We NEED a president whom can use a small trampoline to bounce into a ceiling fan. We NEED a president whom can be bitten by a small shark! WE NEED a president whom can fire bottle rockets out of his ass. Need I say more?

You should add Richard Stallman to that list. :p

Jello Biafra! Or Katganistan, if s/he(?) follows through on the chocolate covered strawberries promise.

You forgot the best possible candidate: me.

Vote Katganistan for president: free chocolate covered strawberries for everyone! :D

YAY! :D

"Who would make the best President of the U.S.?"

There are several I would willingly vote for: Colin Powell, Rudy Guilianni, Condoleeza Rice, John Negroponte ... there are quite a number of excellent possibilities.

EDIT: Sorry. I thought you were serious. After looking at the "Poll," hoever, I now know better.

You should've known better when you saw who posted it. :p

Since Jon Stewart isn't there, I voted for Christopher Walken!

Jello Biafra! Or Katganistan, if s/he(?) follows through on the chocolate covered strawberries promise.

*looks down*
*can't see feet*
*counts to two*

w00t! I'm a girl!

*starts double boiler going and orders truckload of strawberries.*

*looks down*
*can't see feet*
*counts to two*

w00t! I'm a girl!

*starts double boiler going and orders truckload of strawberries.*

Nice try, Kat. But I saw that. ;)

Your secret is safe with me. :)

Since Jon Stewart isn't there, I voted for Christopher Walken!

Christopher Walken is surprisingly popular. :eek:

Myrth. The way he moderates teh game...I'd reallly like him as president.

Homer Simpson!!!! Wooooo hooo

I picked Gary Coleman, just because nobody else would work :P
I mean, Myrth would be good, but he would spend most of his days in office shouting 'BANNED!' at diplomats, and he would send warnings to Bin-Laden and try to contact his ISP and such...
O_o

Nice try, Kat. But I saw that. ;)

Your secret is safe with me. :)


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A vote for Johnny Wadd is a vote for the right to be funky. As President, I'll leave you the hell alone, cut your taxes, make American Gladiators the national sport, and won't make any speeches. Plus as a bonus, you have the right to try to assasinate me, but I have the right to destroy you, and make you look like a tard.

I vote for Steve-o. That tell you what kind o' person I am!?
:D

I can't believe ppl voted for any other than Gary Oldman.
Come on, who would possibly want to attack America if he was Pres?
Picture it: Gary coming on TV to respond to the latest threat from Bin Laden:
"Watcha talkin' bout Osama?"
Who could resist that?
Gary for Pres, and peace in our time! (except for that fat woman he had a fight with, who'll probably be the first to be excuted)

I can't believe ppl voted for any other than Gary Oldman.
Come on, who would possibly want to attack America if he was Pres?
Picture it: Gary coming on TV to respond to the latest threat from Bin Laden:
"Watcha talkin' bout Osama?"
Who could resist that?
Gary for Pres, and peace in our time! (except for that fat woman he had a fight with, who'll probably be the first to be excuted)If it were Gary Oldman on the poll, I would have voted for him in a second, but it's Gary Coleman.

Also a vote for Johnny Wadd means a vote for cute, furry critters! :)

You like furry critters, don't you?

I just had to vote for Christopher Walken. It was his birthday today, and he said he wanted me to vote for him...

If you took Steve-O from jackass. It wouldn't be to much different than now. Foreign governments would be guessing what the US would do next. Keep them on there toes for sure.

Also a vote for Johnny Wadd means a vote for cute, furry critters! :)

You like furry critters, don't you?


They usually bite. You plan on biting everyone?

other: Ghandi('s corpse)

If you took Steve-O from jackass. It wouldn't be to much different than now. Foreign governments would be guessing what the US would do next. Keep them on there toes for sure.

Bah, Steve-O is just a weird-o. He actually seems to have a brain up there, unlike somebody who's already in office...

Anyone from jackass as presiden tof the UN=the end of the world

They'd make a law that required everyone to jump off a cliff with a bike naked.

Anyone from jackass as presiden tof the UN=the end of the world

They'd make a law that required everyone to jump off a cliff with a bike naked.

You know, that might actually be a pretty good idea!

They usually bite. You plan on biting everyone?

They only bite mean people. Here (http://hispanianews.com/archive/2000/July28/st_francis_lg.gif) is a painting of me (with arms added) handling cute, furry critters. Johnny Wadd loves animals, babies, and YOU!

BTW Plus these folks (http://pmpnetwork.com/photos8/AmericanGladiatorsCastPhoto.jpg) will be performing from 8am-12pm EST every weekday, on the lawn of the White House.

They only bite mean people. Here (http://hispanianews.com/archive/2000/July28/st_francis_lg.gif) is a painting of me (with arms added) handling cute, furry critters. Johnny Wadd loves animals, babies, and YOU!

BTW Plus these folks (http://pmpnetwork.com/photos8/AmericanGladiatorsCastPhoto.jpg) will be performing from 8am-12pm EST every weekday, on the lawn of the White House.

Why would we want a bunch of steroid-abusing American Gladiators "performing" every day?

They only bite mean people. Here (http://hispanianews.com/archive/2000/July28/st_francis_lg.gif) is a painting of me (with arms added) handling cute, furry critters. Johnny Wadd loves animals, babies, and YOU!

BTW Plus these folks (http://pmpnetwork.com/photos8/AmericanGladiatorsCastPhoto.jpg) will be performing from 8am-12pm EST every weekday, on the lawn of the White House.
Are those guys or girls?

Are those guys or girls?

Both... Kind of gross, isn't it?

Why would we want a bunch of steroid-abusing American Gladiators "performing" every day?

To show how pathetic, pencil-necked geeks like yourself are! Besides everyone loves the Gladiators. Go NITRO!!

Both... Kind of gross, isn't it?
I can't diffeentiate them.

Jello Biafra!

I whole-heartedly second that nomination.

I'm a gun-toting Right Winger. I'd vote Heston

To show how pathetic, pencil-necked geeks like yourself are! Besides everyone loves the Gladiators. Go NITRO!!

Pencil-necked, huh? If only I had a digital camera...

Anyway, I'd vote for Jello. He's a good guy with good ideals.

Gotta vote for Christopher Walken, anyone see Boondock Saints?

Gotta vote for Christopher Walken, anyone see Boondock Saints?

I haven't...

I think Schwarzenegger would be pretty good - have they made it legal for an Austrian to be the President yet?

I think Schwarzenegger would be pretty good - have they made it legal for an Austrian to be the President yet?

No. It is stupid, though. They made that law so Alexander Hamilton wouldn't be able to run for the Presidency.

I'd vote to change it, along with millions of other people.

So would I...although I'm not American, so...

Oprah would probably kick ass as our prez! :D

No. It is stupid, though. They made that law so Alexander Hamilton wouldn't be able to run for the Presidency.

I'd vote to change it, along with millions of other people.
Totally. Who cares if they're native to another country? It's a STUPID law! :headbang:

None of the above

No. It is stupid, though. They made that law so Alexander Hamilton wouldn't be able to run for the Presidency.

I'd vote to change it, along with millions of other people.
Another republican as president? AHHHHHHHH

Arnold S. is an idiot. Check this out:
Atnold and his plan (http://jibjab.com/play.asp?contentid=1&groupid=2)

I vote Christopher Walken right now...

But what I really want is Bill Clinton.

Hef!

Another republican as president? AHHHHHHHH

Arnold S. is an idiot. Check this out:
Atnold and his plan (http://jibjab.com/play.asp?contentid=1&groupid=2)
Yeah, but dude... if the Terminator is prez, other countries will cower in our wake! MWA-HA-HA!!! :mp5: :sniper: :gundge: ;)

You forgot the best possible candidate: me.

Vote Katganistan for president: free chocolate covered strawberries for everyone! :D

What! Hey, my tax money is not going to give some delicious delicacy to no lazy bum on the street. He's a commie! Free market! People need to be weaned off the government teat! Gosh!

:D

Yeah, but dude... if the Terminator is prez, other countries will cower in our wake! MWA-HA-HA!!! :mp5: :sniper: :gundge: ;)
They'll laugh even more at our stupidity of electing another stupid president.

I wouldnt vote for anyone on that list.

John stewart for 2008!

Oprah, Oprah, Oprah!!! :d :d :d

They'll laugh even more at our stupidity of electing another stupid president.
Everyone is stupid. There are only different degrees of stupidity. If a Republican's gonna be prez, I want it to be the Terminator. :p

If Heston were replaced by the more badass Eastwood (http://www.self-gov.org/celebrities/clint-eastwood.html), I'd vote for him hands down! :D

Heff, without a doubt. This man is actually surprisingly brilliant, charming, and elegant. I have a feeling that with his serious 'down to the brass tacks' business philosophy he might actually be able to get the red white and blue back into the black. Not to mention that he might introduce the concept of 'fun' into politics (politicos - - look this word up, it will come in handy).

I think Lasc himself would make a fine Prez...he'd put Clinton and his limp cigar to shame...

Mr. Walken, how cool would that be. :)
Carter was President, Bush is president and I think Walken would make a great president, you woulnt need a military anymore because no one messes with him, right?

Pencil-necked, huh? If only I had a digital camera...

Anyway, I'd vote for Jello. He's a good guy with good ideals.


What, so you have a turkey neck? Geek!

My vote for president would be for "Corky"...The retarded kid from "Life Goes On". I think he's really shown the moxy and pure old fashion grit needed to be President of The United States

Bill Mahr for certain. HE ROCKS!!

Christopher Walken.

"This country needs more cow bell."

Jon Stewart, hands down.

I see Christopher Walken is well into the lead. As expected.

And I'm pleasantly surprised to see that Condoleeza Rice is second-to-last. Only Charlton (Guns don't kill people. Apes with guns kill people!) Heston has fewer votes. Hehehe.

Martin Sheen.

The Iraqi information minister. At least he's funny when he's lying, which is more than I can say for the current administration.

If Rowland didn't get caught for corruption, I'd vote him. He's probally one of the most likeable guys around. Both Republicans and Democrats loved him, I mean he was a Republican in a huge democratic state. His approval rating would be out the roof.

But I voted Rice, cause I didn't see anyone else on the list I liked.

As there are no serious candidates on the list (and I say that knowing Secretary Rice is listed), I'd say Jon Stewart. The man is a comedy genius -- and he is scarily well-informed.

But, I'll do just about anything for chocolate-covered strawberries ...

christopher walken, hands down. in fact, i've got a DVD of christopher walken-SNL right now. it reminds me that, if he were president, all candy bars and house plants would be counted in the census :p

"Stop skoochin away, saddam. whadid I tell ya, about...da skoochin?" ;)

Like I said...

"I gotta fever....and the only perscription is MORE COW BELL".

Heff, without a doubt. This man is actually surprisingly brilliant, charming, and elegant. I have a feeling that with his serious 'down to the brass tacks' business philosophy he might actually be able to get the red white and blue back into the black. Not to mention that he might introduce the concept of 'fun' into politics (politicos - - look this word up, it will come in handy).

Yup. I agree, he's great. I love the guy - if I was a chick, I'd want him. Nevermind the age difference.

Perhaps Adam West could be PRes??
or Warren Webber!

Totally. Who cares if they're native to another country? It's a STUPID law! :headbang:

Gotta totally disagree with you on that one. It keeps foreign influence into our electoral system to a minimum. Which is exactly what the Founding Fathers wanted.

Damn, Myrth shoulda edited the poll so that he got all the votes

Rudy Guilani but he'll never run :(

The Iraqi Information Minister :D

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