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My mother's condition has taken a turn for the worse. Her sister usually helps take care of her, but her sister had a stroke last week. My mother lives a 1 1/2 hour drive away. My mother has dialysis 3 days a week, at 6:45 AM. She and her sister have several appointments a week here in the city. My lease is about up and I'm looking at moving near her, but finding a place I can afford that will take all my cats is nearly impossible. My roommates are willing to go with me, but would have to find new jobs. I can't live with mom, partly because we'd kill each other and partly because she can't live with my cats.

My roommates make me crazy, but we love each other. Lately they've been driving me nuts, arguing with everything I say. I know they're stressed about moving, but they're not the ones driving half the day and hanging out at the hospital the other half.

I need to kill someone. I'm sure it'll make me feel better. Any suggestions or volunteers?

I would suggest alcohol. It usually makes you forget your problems. It is St Patty's day. Go down a few pints. It will make you feel better. If you don't drink I would suggest some natural herbs...

you can kill me.... ;) :sniper:

I would suggest alcohol. It usually makes you forget your problems. It is St Patty's day. Go down a few pints. It will make you feel better. If you don't drink I would suggest some natural herbs...

would natural herbs include magic mushrooms?

just pop a stranger at random, less personal connection therefore, less guilt and less chance of heing caught. just go to a bad part o' town and pick a relatively young hard looking male out alone. pop him and walk away and never look back, he was probably a dickhead anyway and the cops will be focusing on all of his unsavory associates and never even consider an unacquanted woman was the shooter.

would natural herbs include magic mushrooms?

If it grows in the earth then its natural. Take your pick...

My mother's condition has taken a turn for the worse. Her sister usually helps take care of her, but her sister had a stroke last week. My mother lives a 1 1/2 hour drive away. My mother has dialysis 3 days a week, at 6:45 AM. She and her sister have several appointments a week here in the city. My lease is about up and I'm looking at moving near her, but finding a place I can afford that will take all my cats is nearly impossible. My roommates are willing to go with me, but would have to find new jobs. I can't live with mom, partly because we'd kill each other and partly because she can't live with my cats.

My roommates make me crazy, but we love each other. Lately they've been driving me nuts, arguing with everything I say. I know they're stressed about moving, but they're not the ones driving half the day and hanging out at the hospital the other half.

I need to kill someone. I'm sure it'll make me feel better. Any suggestions or volunteers?

Sorry to hear about all that is going on in your life. I wish your mother and her sister all the best.

If you want to kill - kill a half gallon (or maybe a pint) of ice cream. It'll save you from jail and those awful clothes.

My mother's condition has taken a turn for the worse. Her sister usually helps take care of her, but her sister had a stroke last week. My mother lives a 1 1/2 hour drive away. My mother has dialysis 3 days a week, at 6:45 AM. She and her sister have several appointments a week here in the city. My lease is about up and I'm looking at moving near her, but finding a place I can afford that will take all my cats is nearly impossible. My roommates are willing to go with me, but would have to find new jobs. I can't live with mom, partly because we'd kill each other and partly because she can't live with my cats.

My roommates make me crazy, but we love each other. Lately they've been driving me nuts, arguing with everything I say. I know they're stressed about moving, but they're not the ones driving half the day and hanging out at the hospital the other half.

I need to kill someone. I'm sure it'll make me feel better. Any suggestions or volunteers?
Aww... :(

I hope everything will be better for you soon :)

just pop a stranger at random, less personal connection therefore, less guilt and less chance of heing caught. just go to a bad part o' town and pick a relatively young hard looking male out alone. pop him and walk away and never look back, he was probably a dickhead anyway and the cops will be focusing on all of his unsavory associates and never even consider an unacquanted woman was the shooter.

Too impersonal and not physical enough. When I'm pissed I want to tear things apart with my bare hands. Kicking the shit out of someone sounds appealing, shooting them doesn't. Unfortunately I'm only 5'7" and 135 pounds. I'd have to whack him in the head with a tire iron first.

My roommates are willing to go with me, but would have to find new jobs.

They must be really good friends dispite the arguing and all...

They must be really good friends dispite the arguing and all...

I want to kill them about half the time, but we're like family.

Too impersonal and not physical enough. When I'm pissed I want to tear things apart with my bare hands. Kicking the shit out of someone sounds appealing, shooting them doesn't. Unfortunately I'm only 5'7" and 135 pounds. I'd have to whack him in the head with a tire iron first.
gut shoot him, he won't die quick but he won't have much fight left... don't be afraid to put a couple in his belly if he's a hard case, he doesn't have to last that long.

you should take up kickboxing and take it out on your kickboxing partner, it works for me when I want to release some pent-up anger

Too impersonal and not physical enough. When I'm pissed I want to tear things apart with my bare hands. Kicking the shit out of someone sounds appealing, shooting them doesn't. Unfortunately I'm only 5'7" and 135 pounds. I'd have to whack him in the head with a tire iron first.
You could try shooting someone and then kicking the crap out of them. And then cutting their limbs off. And then eating their remains. After all, if you eat the remains, there's nothing for the cops to find except bones, and those are easy enough to dispose of; just go on a road trip, taking random off-ramps, and toss one out the window every fifty kilometers or so, as long as there are no police nearby. Make sure you wear gloves, too. No fingerprints that way.

I need to kill someone. I'm sure it'll make me feel better. Any suggestions or volunteers?

Death holds no inteterest to me, but I'll take some spankings. :D

I don't know about this killing stuff, but I can take a beating if you think it'll help. :)

Perhaps a little rememberance of the fact you've got nothing to lose in life. Once you die thats it anyway, and nothing matters. Adopt a care-free view of life like me. Otherwise i would have been consmed by loneliness by now.

Emo bomb alert

Emo bomb alert

*Drops da bomb*

Do you have some unsavoury area in your town, where all the gangs and muggers hang out? Go there after dark, walk around aimlessly until someone tries something. Then pop them off; you'll be doing a service to society and besides it'd just feel great, wouldn't it? :p

You did the right thing by joining the NS dark side BK....it will allow you to release your frustrations.

I almost killed someone at the mall last night. Why do they always hire the rudest, most incompetent, I dont give a shit attitudy people for Customer Service????

*Drops da bomb*
all your bomb are belong to us

all your bomb are belong to us

All your belong to us are belong to us.

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My mother's condition has taken a turn for the worse. Her sister usually helps take care of her, but her sister had a stroke last week. My mother lives a 1 1/2 hour drive away. My mother has dialysis 3 days a week, at 6:45 AM. She and her sister have several appointments a week here in the city. My lease is about up and I'm looking at moving near her, but finding a place I can afford that will take all my cats is nearly impossible. My roommates are willing to go with me, but would have to find new jobs. I can't live with mom, partly because we'd kill each other and partly because she can't live with my cats.

My roommates make me crazy, but we love each other. Lately they've been driving me nuts, arguing with everything I say. I know they're stressed about moving, but they're not the ones driving half the day and hanging out at the hospital the other half.

I need to kill someone. I'm sure it'll make me feel better. Any suggestions or volunteers?
Go on... I'm sure noone will miss me!

I want to kill them about half the time, but we're like family.
Hmmm just like my family.... anyhoo.... to remove you agression take it out on your country.... or buy sim city and take it out on them... OR take it out on me
:D :mp5: :mp5: :sniper: :sniper: :gundge: :gundge: :mp5: :sniper: :gundge:

Hang in there BitchKitten.

My mother's condition has taken a turn for the worse. Her sister usually helps take care of her, but her sister had a stroke last week. My mother lives a 1 1/2 hour drive away. My mother has dialysis 3 days a week, at 6:45 AM. She and her sister have several appointments a week here in the city. My lease is about up and I'm looking at moving near her, but finding a place I can afford that will take all my cats is nearly impossible. My roommates are willing to go with me, but would have to find new jobs. I can't live with mom, partly because we'd kill each other and partly because she can't live with my cats.

My roommates make me crazy, but we love each other. Lately they've been driving me nuts, arguing with everything I say. I know they're stressed about moving, but they're not the ones driving half the day and hanging out at the hospital the other half.

I need to kill someone. I'm sure it'll make me feel better. Any suggestions or volunteers?

I'm sorry. And hope things work out well.

I suggest you take a deep breath, go to a nice restaurant, get a ice lemon tea and think things by 'what you can do, and what you can't do'.Then organize and do things that you can and somehow things would work out alright. :)

Bitchkitten, are you on any medication?

Bitchkitten, are you on any medication?
Do you want some? :p

Do you want some? :p
Not if it'll make me homicidal.

Not if it'll make me homicidal.
i was speaking to bitchkitten... sorry for the missunderstanding *gives Battery Charger the pills anyway* wait a min...rekhs *get killed*

I need to kill someone. I'm sure it'll make me feel better. Any suggestions or volunteers?
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I would suggest alcohol. It usually makes you forget your problems. It is St Patty's day. Go down a few pints. It will make you feel better. If you don't drink I would suggest some natural herbs...
Bad idea! Drowning your problems in alcohol is a good way to get addicted to alcohol. You don't want to go down that path.

just pop a stranger at random, less personal connection therefore, less guilt and less chance of heing caught. just go to a bad part o' town and pick a relatively young hard looking male out alone. pop him and walk away and never look back, he was probably a dickhead anyway and the cops will be focusing on all of his unsavory associates and never even consider an unacquanted woman was the shooter.
I think you'd be surprised how good forensic science can be, sometimes.

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
"Think about it for a moment."