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Patra Caesar
18-03-2005, 04:01
Bzzzt! Any story about a blow-up sex doll that makes international headlines has got to be worthwhile, how embarassing though!

Source (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,12572134-13762,00.html)
Sex bomb' clears post office
From correspondents in Berlin
March 17, 2005

A BLOW-UP sex doll sparked a bomb alert in a German post office after it started to vibrate inside a package awaiting delivery, police said today.

"Workers were unsettled when it began vibrating and made strange noises," a spokesman for police in the eastern city of Chemnitz said. "They were worried the package might be a bomb."

Officers brought the sender to the scene and discovered the source of alarm was an electrical device inside a life-size female sex doll. The man told police he had wanted to return the doll because it kept turning itself on at the wrong moment.

Order was restored after the sender removed the doll's batteries so the defective product could be returned.
Super-power
18-03-2005, 04:03
O_o_o_o_o_o
Potaria
18-03-2005, 04:06
I'd be extremely embarrassed if that happened to me.
Neo-Anarchists
18-03-2005, 04:08
That is disturbing, funny, and cool all at once.
Potaria
18-03-2005, 04:09
That is disturbing, funny, and cool all at once.

Got that right.
[NS]Ein Deutscher
18-03-2005, 04:12
Rofl :P
Iberostar
18-03-2005, 04:14
ooh! I heard some talkshow guy talking about that! OMG That would be so embarrasing.
Ravea
18-03-2005, 04:14
Looks like someone found my doll.
Andaluciae
18-03-2005, 04:21
This thread is making me do the wheezy-laryngitis laugh, and that hurts. But the article is damn funny.
Karas
18-03-2005, 05:02
At least they didn't blow it up.
Patra Caesar
18-03-2005, 08:58
Hump bump;)
Loki1
18-03-2005, 09:10
lol
Red Sox Fanatics
18-03-2005, 09:11
At least they didn't blow it up.

That could be taken a couple of different ways.
Naughty Bits
18-03-2005, 09:13
That could be taken a couple of different ways.of course, the whole point was that it was "SUPPOSED" to be blown up.
Patra Caesar
18-03-2005, 09:13
That could be taken a couple of different ways.

I think that may be why he said it...
Just a thought...
Red Sox Fanatics
18-03-2005, 09:23
I think that may be why he said it...
Just a thought...

Sorry, I'm a little slow you know. (Red Sox fan)
Ckrotchistan
18-03-2005, 09:36
Bzzzt! Any story about a blow-up sex doll that makes international headlines has got to be worthwhile, how embarassing though!

Source (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,12572134-13762,00.html)


WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Eichen
18-03-2005, 09:44
It's always a sex-doll, never your sex-doll. :p
Apalopolis
18-03-2005, 09:51
It's always a sex-doll, never your sex-doll. :p

Hm. I'd so claim it, if it were mine, anyway.
Patra Caesar
18-03-2005, 09:54
It's always a sex-doll, never your sex-doll. :p

I have a sex doll, a present for my 21st. He's four foot and has red hair. He comes out at Christmas time and is dressed in a santa hat with anything else Christmassy that won't slide off him.
Freekata
18-03-2005, 10:00
I have a sex doll, a present for my 21st. He's four foot and has red hair. He comes out at Christmas time and is dressed in a santa hat with anything else Christmassy that won't slide off him.

O.o wtf :eek:
Patra Caesar
18-03-2005, 10:04
O.o wtf :eek:

The doll was a gag gift for my 21st birthday, I use it as a Christmas decoration. Nice, eh?