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Well on this oh so *coughholycough* day, I have decided to help out those of us who arent Irish and dont believe that saying "Everybodys Irish today". I give you the "Kiss Me! I'm Not Irish" shirt. It comes in every colour except green, orangeish gold. My favorite is yellowish gold, blue, and white one. But this is because Im Israeli. So for all those Non-Irish people you may now be happy. Yes, I know this thread sucks, but I am very, VERY bored & very, VERY not Irish. (All Middle Eastern except a little Indian)

Hey, on St. Paddy's day, EVERYBODY is Irish!

Yes, I know this thread sucks, but I am very, VERY bored & very, VERY not Irish. (All Middle Eastern except a little Indian)


Well, I'm very bored and VERY Irish. So what?

Well, I'm ver bored and VERY Irish. So what?
Nothing. I just want to enlighten those of the gifted.

NA I changed it and if you ever say that again to me I will crucify you. I have said that a lot today since I am nott wearing green.

well, im pised...whats what st paddys day does to you...

well, im pised...whats what st paddys day does to you...*WHOSH*
woooh say that again. I just heard that go right over my head.

What if you're only PART Irish? Like, Irish isn't your main percentage as far as lineage goes?
Could be a conflict. I personally feel that way. I was looking forward to a justification for my binge whiskey-slamming and my temper. It's a good thing i have to type out my words since my accent/speech is near unintelligible at times ....
;)
BTW: German-english-irish-scotch
I have a whole joke about that but i don't have the time. Gotta go drink.
Cheers! *sob*

*WHOSH*
woooh say that again. I just heard that go right over my head.
well, im pised...whats what st paddys day does to you...

Well, I'm 1/4th Irish and I think I had a potato today.

NA I changed it and if you ever say that again to me I will crucify you.
Hmm...
Being crucified might be fun...

*ponders merits of crucifixion*

well, im pised...whats what st paddys day does to you...
Oh they try to pinch me and yell at me, so I told them if they tried I would crucify them.

Oh they try to pinch me and yell at me, so I told them if they tried I would crucify them.
i am conpletely comfused, but thats not hard

Well, I'm 1/4th Irish and I think I had a potato today.


You think?

i am conpletely comfused, but thats not hard
yes, buuuuuutttttttt you confused me first.

You think?

It might have been a turnip. I was in a hurry. :D

yes, buuuuuutttttttt you confused me first.
oh ok...i live in a part of Ireland, and im drubnk

does that c;lear it up for you?

Aren't we the killjoy...

I am Irish so I don't need one! Yay! Go me! ^.^

Hmm...
Being crucified might be fun...

*ponders merits of crucifixion*
dont tempt me.

Hey, on St. Paddy's day, EVERYBODY is Irish!

no!!! no one is irish except for the irish

Aren't we the killjoy...
are we? :confused:

It might have been a turnip. I was in a hurry. :D


A turnip? You bastard...

Aren't we the killjoy...
Oh yes I know. But hay crucifying is half the fun.

Oh yes I know. But hay crucifying is half the fun.

Crucifying upside down, à la St. Peter.

A quote from Blazing Saddles comes to mind, but since few people around here have a sense of humor, I'll keep it to myself.

It might have been a turnip. I was in a hurry. :D

Turnips are good with butter.

Well on this oh so *coughholycough* day, I have decided to help out those of us who arent Irish and dont believe that saying "Everybodys Irish today". I give you the "Kiss Me! I'm Not Irish" shirt. It comes in every colour except green, orangeish gold. My favorite is yellowish gold, blue, and white one. But this is because Im Israeli. So for all those Non-Irish people you may now be happy. Yes, I know this thread sucks, but I am very, VERY bored & very, VERY not Irish. (All Middle Eastern except a little Indian)

i dont understand why anyone who isnt both irish and christian would celebrate this holiday unless they want to get drunk

Hey, on St. Paddy's day, EVERYBODY is Irish!

Please, the name is Patrick, St. Patrick not Paddy. :(

A quote from Blazing Saddles comes to mind, but since few people around here have a sense of humor, I'll keep it to myself.
HAy I do, but Im slightly ahppy today at being the opposite of me.

i dont understand why anyone who isnt both irish and christian would celebrate this holiday unless they want to get drunk

Bolded for emphasis! ^.^

i dont understand why anyone who isnt both irish and christian would celebrate this holiday unless they want to get drunk
I dont but it is great for getting kisses.

BTW: German-english-irish-scotch


Considering the Scots originally came from Ireland that makes you 50% Irish.

Please, the name is Patrick, St. Patrick not Paddy. :(
no, no, no, no....its Paddy, its easier to say when you have to repeat it hundreds of times in the space of 24 hours

anyway, St Paddys day has been over for 2 hours and 2 minutes

In Ireland, anyway

Considering the Scots originally came from Ireland that makes you 50% Irish.

Sweet! I'm more Irish!

French (40%), English (20%), Irish (+ Scottish; 20%), a bunch of other stuff, including Italian and Native American (20%)

no, no, no, no....its Paddy, its easier to say when you have to repeat it hundreds of times in the space of 24 hours

anyway, St Paddys day has been over for 2 hours and 2 minutes

In Ireland, anyway
still got 2 hours 56 minutes here and more as you go closer to Hawaii.

no, no, no, no....its Paddy, its easier to say when you have to repeat it hundreds of times in the space of 24 hours

anyway, St Paddys day has been over for 2 hours and 2 minutes

In Ireland, anyway

That sucks. I still got 2:54 left!

Turnips are good with butter.

Turnips are horrible no matter how they are eaten. They should only be fed to pigs. Damn I'd rather drink Listerine than eat turnips.

Considering the Scots originally came from Ireland that makes you 50% Irish.

Yeah, but ever since we decided to come back here a few hundred years ago they've just been telling us to fuck off back with the rest of the Brit bastards.

still got 2 hours 56 minutes here and more as you go closer to Hawaii.
thats funny....because i have roughly 2 hours left to get these fucking contact lenses out or they wreck my eyes

and right now i cant get them out

A turnip? You bastard...

*lobs turnips at Potaria until he submits*

That sucks. I still got 2:54 left!
oh that right Ontario, Its my West Side digdy dawg. *puts on NYC accent*

*lobs turnips at Potaria until he submits*


I see that my chest is now purple and bruised, but you're forgetting something...

*loads Potato Gun*

Sweet! I'm more Irish!

French (40%), English (20%), Irish (+ Scottish; 20%), a bunch of other stuff, including Italian and Native American (20%)

Ahh. A true Heinz 57. :D

I see that my chest is now purple and bruised, but you're forgetting something...

*loads Potato Gun*
No killing eachother please.

Kiss Me, I'm Irish & Hot!

No killing eachother please.

Bah, you're no fun.

Kiss Me, I'm Irish & Hot!
*Gives you the finger. Uses Hebrew curses on you.*

Gives you the finger. Uses Hebrew curses on you.

Don't make me use my Potato Gun...

Bah, you're no fun.
I know, Ok decides to end today early.

It was an excuse for a drink....I actually got one without sneaking to the dresser to find the Malibu \o/

Actual Irish blood...in all likelihood non-existant,

Don't make me use my Potato Gun...
Bonsoir Mon Aimie! Curses you to hell with your own potato gun.


P.s. If you wish to continue this convo or buy a shirt add yourself to my msn list and I may respond.

Why would I wanna buy a shirt? I make my own shirts, damnit. Well, I used to. Sort of.

oh that right Ontario, Its my West Side digdy dawg. *puts on NYC accent*

Yes, Ontario is cool....

Ahh. A true Heinz 57. :D

Damn straight! :p

Ssshh, foolish people

*Nurses guiness induced headache*

Damn Union club only offering hats when you buy five pints of guiness. Damn Union pub for not having vouchers, meaning I had to start again in the club. Eight pints of guiness = badness.

Ssshh, foolish people

*Nurses guiness induced headache*

Damn Union club only offering hats when you buy five pints of guiness. Damn Union pub for not having vouchers, meaning I had to start again in the club. Eight pints of guiness = badness.

You scare me... ^.^

It was a joke, don't go into a drunken rage, peease! :p

My night of drunkness is complete.

My night of drunkness is complete.

Isn't it 2:30 AM there?

It might be there for a while.... ;)

Sshh. I'm hungover already, and I haven't slept yet. Tomorrow, or even today, is gonna be awful.

does anybody want to help me get my contact lenses out?

fucking lenses

You Guiness-drinking Irish! Any real Russian could outdrink you!
I'm Russian.

You Guiness-drinking Irish! Any real Russian could outdrink you!
I'm Russian.

hes a scot...sorta

You torpedo fuel drinking Ruskies. The British could beat you any day.

(Is British)

You torpedo fuel drinking Ruskies. The British could beat you any day.

(Is British)

that explains a lot

that explains a lot


That it does.

I'm up for it! Get out your fifteen crates of vodka, ready set go!
*sings* Vragu ne sdaietsa nash hrabrii Varyag! Poshadi nekto ne zhela-a-a-yet!

Yeah, it does.

It does? Wanna enlighten me as to exactly what it explains?



*Pulls out crate of navy rum*

'You're on buddy'

*unplugs first bottle*
*drinks up, nice cold stuff*

Choke! Choke! Choke!

*Opens bottle, takes one swig, hair dissolves*

*finishes up first bottle*
Ahhhh...
*unplugs next, starts drinking*

Vodka is a cheat = no hangover.


*goes back to coconut rum*

I'm part Irish!

I am also part Syrian(Yes, I am part Arab :)), part Polish (Second best country EVAH! ^^), French(not so proud of this...), and Russian.

I'd like to see you stomach some!
*runs out to the outhouse for a quick leak*

*opens betting parlor*
Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen! Who's the biggest lush?!?

*returns, and starts drinking again*
'nyone else want some? It's free, step right up!

I'm not that much of a drinker(I'm a minor, morons :/), but even if I were, I'd suck. However, I bet I can eat a Shish-Kabob faster than you can shake some humus at me!

I'm not much of an elder myself, just starting the tweens, but you could say it's in the blood ;)
What kind of shish-kabob's your favorite? And how do you like them, on a rapier, on a shampur, or barbequed?

I'm not much of an elder myself, just starting the tweens, but you could say it's in the blood ;)
What kind of shish-kabob's your favorite? And how do you like them, on a rapier, on a shampur, or barbequed?

Lamb...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

On a Barbequed Rapier ^*.

I also like Lamb and Rice, Lamb and Syrian Bread, Syrian Bread and humus...

Ooooh, just thinking ab00t it makes me mouth water!

Hey, on St. Paddy's day, EVERYBODY is Irish!

im' not