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some people prefer masturbation over sex which is just stupid. if it came down to it would you rather have sex once a year or masturbate once a month

this thread is actually allowed?

me it gotta be sex

some people prefer masturbation over sex which is just stupid. if it came down to it would you rather have sex once a year or masturbate once a month

What a stupid question. I could just do what I do now, never have sex, and masturbate three times a day.

Why would you have to choose between the two? Just do both.

masturbation is just sex with someone you love

- person that quote

And cue pissing contest.

The idiots approach from the east gate. Between the cheers of the crowd, whispers of the contestants can be heard "..Man, I get laid every...," "... I get it all the time..."

If I ever had did any of them I'd say sex.

masturbation is just sex with someone you love

- person that quote

woody allen

I think it all depends. I might be inclined to say masturbation because that's what you have to resort to as sex to some men is like trying to play pool with a rope

Gotta be sex.

Aren't there other forums where you could expound on this colourful subject?

I think it all depends. I might be inclined to say masturbation because that's what you have to resort to as sex to some men is like trying to play pool with a rope
Are you one of my exes?

Sex...definitely...

Ive never met anyone who prefers masturbation to sex, i think only someone with rather severe pathology could honestly have such a preference.

Are you one of my exes?

maybe....... why do you ask?

Normally I would say sex.

In this case I would say masturbation simply because I don't like to have sore/blue balls.

Ive never met anyone who prefers masturbation to sex, i think only someone with rather severe pathology could honestly have such a preference.

well, lemme be the first then...it is all the fun of no frills sex without the possible worry...it has been 3 years since i was with a chick and i have not regreted it...and don't take "chick" personally either ppl..that is just how me and my friends talk..."dudes and chicks.."....

well, lemme be the first then...it is all the fun of no frills sex without the possible worry...it has been 3 years since i was with a chick and i have not regreted it...and don't take "chick" personally either ppl..that is just how me and my friends talk..."dudes and chicks.."....

well, i'm asuuming, if you weren't with a chick than you must have been with a........ :eek:

it is all the fun of no frills sex ...


I disagree.

well, i'm asuuming, if you weren't with a chick than you must have been with a........ :eek:

lmao...uhhh...no....very hetro here...

very hetro here...

hetro with an 'm'?

hetro with an 'm'?

no...

This just doesn't seem like a place we should be calling people "metro" or anything else...94y.

no...

oh... i see, i see..... ;)

This just doesn't seem like a place we should be calling people "metro" or anything else...94y.

well noone did. now don't you feel silly?

umm id take sex over masturbation. hard choice tho...my right hand is very sexy

yeah jk about that last part...

Why, I do feel silly. I might say masturbation, because its much safer than sex. But then again, I can't really decide.

It depends if you're a guy, girl, and whether you're a virgin or not. For me, I'd say it depends. When you're with yourself you can get what you need done. When your with another person it depends on what they're doing.

Sextrabation.

Fuse the two into the unstoppable sexturbation! Perhaps we should throw in a random prefix and suffix to make it more ominous sounding, but it has a nice ring to it already.

I quite like it, I think.

EDIT: Damn, Ravea is is as random as I am and can type faster.

Sextrabation.

is that possible.....?

Sextrabation.
GAAAH!
You posted that before I got to!
Grr. ANGER IS ME!!!

:fluffle:

Fuse the two into the unstoppable sexturbation! Perhaps we should throw in a random prefix and suffix to make it more ominous sounding, but it has a nice ring to it already.

I quite like it, I think.

AHAHAHA! Beat you to it!

*Dances*

MASTERbation

Sextrabation.

plain and simple u are a genious.

i think it would be dependent on whom you have sex with

To make a comment to the topic rather than make a lame joke about my lack of prowess...

How often do you fantasize about masterbating while you have sex?

There in lies your answer...

plain and simple u are a genious.

+1!

*Victory!*

*Do do DO!*

i think it would be dependent on whom you have sex with

*Shudders*

You just made me think of my grandmother, for some reason.

* hands over "Stupidest question ever" award*
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Call me crazy but often I don't think sex is worth all the effort, It is nice and all, but all that foreplay, sweating, physicaly exertion, cuddling etc is like good 45 minutes out of your day. Sex is like cooking a 5 course dinner and masturbation is like getting a slice of pizza and a pepsi.

I'm only 18 and I can't get it up anymore T____T

Uh, I like both. But if I had the choice between masturbation and having sex with a man/woman who didn't know how to get me off (and most don't), I'd choose masturbation every time.

I'm only 18 and I can't get it up anymore T____T
that not be good

I'm only 18 and I can't get it up anymore T____T
Do you smoke tons of weed? I've heard that can do it.

*Shudders*

You just made me think of my grandmother, for some reason.
I think that's a sign you need medication.
Want to borrow mine?

:D

What a stupid stupid thread :headbang:

+1!

*Victory!*

*Do do DO!*

lets all woship

lets all woship
*worship*
What exactly?

*Shudders*

You just made me think of my grandmother, for some reason.
thats wrong really really wrong

Do you smoke tons of weed? I've heard that can do it.

bet it on it bru'tha...

sex with a man/woman

ewwwwww... hermaphrodite.

this seems to be a really short lived topic.

I never tought people could ask that question seriously...
Sex is the winner, of course ! Having sex with someone you love (and yourself doesn't count) can't be beat by masturbating alone in your bedroom...or somewhere else.
If the person you are with can't get you off, maybe it's because you don't explain to this person how to get you off...and that's your problem...

Wow. I may be the only one who actually answered this question. :eek:

Wow. I may be the only one who actually answered this question. :eek:


Apparently...

Apparently...

Haha. :rolleyes:

sex is better most definately.....nothing feels better than those juices on your junk..

I think it all depends. I might be inclined to say masturbation because that's what you have to resort to as sex to some men is like trying to play pool with a rope
Don't they make plaster casting for that condition?
Someone told me a good amount of icy-hot after some Halls menthylatum (sp?) might keep it up for a while. Or a good snort of dope. Or rubbing the dope on the member, or something like that. Just doesn't seem to be enough time to do all the things i've heard to do to it.
Chuck Palahniuk seemed to have some good ideas though, check out his new book (when it comes out i guess)!
Something about "pearl diving" and the bottom draw on a swimming pool ...

Don't they make plaster casting for that condition?
Someone told me a good amount of icy-hot after some Halls menthylatum (sp?) might keep it up for a while. Or a good snort of dope. Or rubbing the dope on the member, or something like that. Just doesn't seem to be enough time to do all the things i've heard to do to it.
Chuck Palahniuk seemed to have some good ideas though, check out his new book (when it comes out i guess)!
Something about "pearl diving" and the bottom draw on a swimming pool ...

Hmmm, right i might look into it but it's not really my problem so i think i'll pass on that. They can go and get it.