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Sex or masturbation?

Winchester 76
18-03-2005, 00:54
some people prefer masturbation over sex which is just stupid. if it came down to it would you rather have sex once a year or masturbate once a month
Drunk Scotsman
18-03-2005, 00:56
this thread is actually allowed?

me it gotta be sex
Chellis
18-03-2005, 00:56
some people prefer masturbation over sex which is just stupid. if it came down to it would you rather have sex once a year or masturbate once a month

What a stupid question. I could just do what I do now, never have sex, and masturbate three times a day.
Bunnyducks
18-03-2005, 00:57
Why would you have to choose between the two? Just do both.
Bibbletang
18-03-2005, 01:00
masturbation is just sex with someone you love

- person that quote
Kiwicrog
18-03-2005, 01:01
And cue pissing contest.

The idiots approach from the east gate. Between the cheers of the crowd, whispers of the contestants can be heard "..Man, I get laid every...," "... I get it all the time..."
Jamil
18-03-2005, 01:04
If I ever had did any of them I'd say sex.
Eh-oh
18-03-2005, 01:07
masturbation is just sex with someone you love

- person that quote

woody allen
Eh-oh
18-03-2005, 01:08
I think it all depends. I might be inclined to say masturbation because that's what you have to resort to as sex to some men is like trying to play pool with a rope
-Keldjora-
18-03-2005, 01:09
Gotta be sex.
The New Duce
18-03-2005, 01:11
Aren't there other forums where you could expound on this colourful subject?
Cannot think of a name
18-03-2005, 01:11
I think it all depends. I might be inclined to say masturbation because that's what you have to resort to as sex to some men is like trying to play pool with a rope
Are you one of my exes?
The Doors Corporation
18-03-2005, 01:11
Sex...definitely...
New Granada
18-03-2005, 01:13
Ive never met anyone who prefers masturbation to sex, i think only someone with rather severe pathology could honestly have such a preference.
Eh-oh
18-03-2005, 01:15
Are you one of my exes?

maybe....... why do you ask?
Zarbia
18-03-2005, 01:18
Normally I would say sex.

In this case I would say masturbation simply because I don't like to have sore/blue balls.
Holmesestad
18-03-2005, 01:18
Ive never met anyone who prefers masturbation to sex, i think only someone with rather severe pathology could honestly have such a preference.

well, lemme be the first then...it is all the fun of no frills sex without the possible worry...it has been 3 years since i was with a chick and i have not regreted it...and don't take "chick" personally either ppl..that is just how me and my friends talk..."dudes and chicks.."....
Eh-oh
18-03-2005, 01:20
well, lemme be the first then...it is all the fun of no frills sex without the possible worry...it has been 3 years since i was with a chick and i have not regreted it...and don't take "chick" personally either ppl..that is just how me and my friends talk..."dudes and chicks.."....

well, i'm asuuming, if you weren't with a chick than you must have been with a........ :eek:
New Granada
18-03-2005, 01:21
it is all the fun of no frills sex ...


I disagree.
Holmesestad
18-03-2005, 01:21
well, i'm asuuming, if you weren't with a chick than you must have been with a........ :eek:

lmao...uhhh...no....very hetro here...
Eh-oh
18-03-2005, 01:25
very hetro here...

hetro with an 'm'?
Holmesestad
18-03-2005, 01:25
hetro with an 'm'?

no...
DoDoBirds
18-03-2005, 01:29
This just doesn't seem like a place we should be calling people "metro" or anything else...94y.
Eh-oh
18-03-2005, 01:29
no...

oh... i see, i see..... ;)
Eh-oh
18-03-2005, 01:30
This just doesn't seem like a place we should be calling people "metro" or anything else...94y.

well noone did. now don't you feel silly?
Anti Jihadist Jihad
18-03-2005, 01:30
umm id take sex over masturbation. hard choice tho...my right hand is very sexy

yeah jk about that last part...
DoDoBirds
18-03-2005, 01:32
Why, I do feel silly. I might say masturbation, because its much safer than sex. But then again, I can't really decide.
Oksana
18-03-2005, 01:46
It depends if you're a guy, girl, and whether you're a virgin or not. For me, I'd say it depends. When you're with yourself you can get what you need done. When your with another person it depends on what they're doing.
Ravea
18-03-2005, 01:47
Sextrabation.
Neo-Anarchists
18-03-2005, 01:48
Fuse the two into the unstoppable sexturbation! Perhaps we should throw in a random prefix and suffix to make it more ominous sounding, but it has a nice ring to it already.

I quite like it, I think.

EDIT: Damn, Ravea is is as random as I am and can type faster.
Eh-oh
18-03-2005, 01:49
Sextrabation.

is that possible.....?
Neo-Anarchists
18-03-2005, 01:49
Sextrabation.
GAAAH!
You posted that before I got to!
Grr. ANGER IS ME!!!

:fluffle:
Ravea
18-03-2005, 01:49
Fuse the two into the unstoppable sexturbation! Perhaps we should throw in a random prefix and suffix to make it more ominous sounding, but it has a nice ring to it already.

I quite like it, I think.

AHAHAHA! Beat you to it!

*Dances*
Eh-oh
18-03-2005, 01:51
MASTERbation
Teh Cameron Clan
18-03-2005, 01:54
Sextrabation.

plain and simple u are a genious.
Nonconformitism
18-03-2005, 01:54
i think it would be dependent on whom you have sex with
Cannot think of a name
18-03-2005, 01:55
To make a comment to the topic rather than make a lame joke about my lack of prowess...

How often do you fantasize about masterbating while you have sex?

There in lies your answer...
Ravea
18-03-2005, 01:55
plain and simple u are a genious.

+1!

*Victory!*

*Do do DO!*
Ravea
18-03-2005, 01:56
i think it would be dependent on whom you have sex with

*Shudders*

You just made me think of my grandmother, for some reason.
Legless Pirates
18-03-2005, 01:58
* hands over "Stupidest question ever" award*
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Soviet Narco State
18-03-2005, 01:59
Call me crazy but often I don't think sex is worth all the effort, It is nice and all, but all that foreplay, sweating, physicaly exertion, cuddling etc is like good 45 minutes out of your day. Sex is like cooking a 5 course dinner and masturbation is like getting a slice of pizza and a pepsi.
Alexonium
18-03-2005, 01:59
I'm only 18 and I can't get it up anymore T____T
Natiliria
18-03-2005, 01:59
Uh, I like both. But if I had the choice between masturbation and having sex with a man/woman who didn't know how to get me off (and most don't), I'd choose masturbation every time.
Nonconformitism
18-03-2005, 02:03
I'm only 18 and I can't get it up anymore T____T
that not be good
Soviet Narco State
18-03-2005, 02:05
I'm only 18 and I can't get it up anymore T____T
Do you smoke tons of weed? I've heard that can do it.
Neo-Anarchists
18-03-2005, 02:05
*Shudders*

You just made me think of my grandmother, for some reason.
I think that's a sign you need medication.
Want to borrow mine?

:D
Kalthorn
18-03-2005, 02:07
What a stupid stupid thread :headbang:
Teh Cameron Clan
18-03-2005, 02:07
+1!

*Victory!*

*Do do DO!*

lets all woship
Legless Pirates
18-03-2005, 02:07
lets all woship
*worship*
What exactly?
Nonconformitism
18-03-2005, 02:08
*Shudders*

You just made me think of my grandmother, for some reason.
thats wrong really really wrong
Alexonium
18-03-2005, 02:09
Do you smoke tons of weed? I've heard that can do it.

bet it on it bru'tha...
Eh-oh
18-03-2005, 02:10
sex with a man/woman

ewwwwww... hermaphrodite.
Nonconformitism
18-03-2005, 02:28
this seems to be a really short lived topic.
Sandari
18-03-2005, 02:28
I never tought people could ask that question seriously...
Sex is the winner, of course ! Having sex with someone you love (and yourself doesn't count) can't be beat by masturbating alone in your bedroom...or somewhere else.
If the person you are with can't get you off, maybe it's because you don't explain to this person how to get you off...and that's your problem...
Oksana
18-03-2005, 02:34
Wow. I may be the only one who actually answered this question. :eek:
Potaria
18-03-2005, 02:35
Wow. I may be the only one who actually answered this question. :eek:


Apparently...
Oksana
18-03-2005, 02:39
Apparently...

Haha. :rolleyes:
The Two Napolis
18-03-2005, 02:43
sex is better most definately.....nothing feels better than those juices on your junk..
Straughn
18-03-2005, 02:49
I think it all depends. I might be inclined to say masturbation because that's what you have to resort to as sex to some men is like trying to play pool with a rope
Don't they make plaster casting for that condition?
Someone told me a good amount of icy-hot after some Halls menthylatum (sp?) might keep it up for a while. Or a good snort of dope. Or rubbing the dope on the member, or something like that. Just doesn't seem to be enough time to do all the things i've heard to do to it.
Chuck Palahniuk seemed to have some good ideas though, check out his new book (when it comes out i guess)!
Something about "pearl diving" and the bottom draw on a swimming pool ...
Eh-oh
18-03-2005, 02:53
Don't they make plaster casting for that condition?
Someone told me a good amount of icy-hot after some Halls menthylatum (sp?) might keep it up for a while. Or a good snort of dope. Or rubbing the dope on the member, or something like that. Just doesn't seem to be enough time to do all the things i've heard to do to it.
Chuck Palahniuk seemed to have some good ideas though, check out his new book (when it comes out i guess)!
Something about "pearl diving" and the bottom draw on a swimming pool ...

Hmmm, right i might look into it but it's not really my problem so i think i'll pass on that. They can go and get it.