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Occidio Multus' Reject Royalty of Rebels was created- http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=405165&page=1&pp=15 there.
basically- its pages of free sex, violence, torture, and setting fire to things.more chaos than you can imagine.
OUR FIRST CHALLENGE
We are invading and overthrowing the LAST SUPPER. The 12 at the table are-
Benito Mussolini, Joan of Arc,Adolf Hitler,Jack the Ripper, Aristotle, Benjamin Franklin, Cleopatra,Nostradamus, Genghis Khan,Confucious,Pol Pot,&Julius Caesar. The wait staff and chefs are the The Sawney Beane Clan (clicky) (http://www.seanachaidh.org/sawney.htm)

Using your talents below, outwit, outsmart, overtake this formidable dinner party. you can take on them as a group of you together, or rid the table of the 12 all by yourself (that way if you join the thread late- you dont have to read it all.)
if you arent a member yet, join at the original thread.
NO GODMODING.

The All New Ns Reject Royalty
Allright. after reading new foxxinias post, i am inspired to uprise.
i think the royalty thing was slanted. as a two month poster, all i wanted to be was the court's Dr. Death. but no. they are too nice over there. so, here we are, in the region of Riigor Mortiis, establishing a REJECT REBEL ROYALTY. create your own title. make it good. state your duties. i will, of course, alter it to my tastes. post it in the thread, and TG me at my nation with it, as the thread is getting lengthy. and lets figure out a way to overthrow all that is right, and normal with the world.

Vittos Ordination- thee High Priest of PsychoSex. he runs the dungeon.ladies- he gives great torture. the pleasure is painful and free of charge.
Tribes of Longton- Official Metal Head and Evil Bastard. nutting enemies into oblivion. moonlights as a masturbation ambassador. watch out when he starts banging that head of his....
Gaeltach-Countess of Mildly Irritating Pointy Objects. manages the inventory of Pointy Devices and other torturous Objects. fills requests for Materials or Advice. heads an R&D facility to increase the effectiveness of current Devices and to create new and exciting prospects.
Peechland-Warrior Maiden.Collector of Enemy Scrotums. need we say more?
Lascivious Maximus- Intrepid Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer extraordinaire.Chief and Commander of Exploratory Conquest. dividing legs and conquering ladies everywhere.
Teh Cameron Clan- Invader Zim-Zum. he does whatever the hell he wants, as long as he wants, to who he wants, when he wants, how he wants, where he wants.
Eichen Sire Spliffy. he peddles various party favors to the isand brethrenfrom his hammock made of the golden hair of 1000 virgins.also- part time police officer. works for bribes, bare breasts or a good meal.
Keruvalia Dark Lord of the Shadows. fronts the progressive rock band "Kings of Cunningulus". offers personal spiritual counseling and sexual manipulation.
HadesRulesMuch, Harbinger of Headaches, Purveyor of Penile Dysfunction, the GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY. travels the realm, wishing he was inflicting horrible migraines, erectile disorder, ejaculatio praecox, shrinkage, and horribly bad jokes all on who are unlucky enough to cross his path! actually, he is the camera guy who films the porn movies.
Kellarly Unyielding Mortificator - Supplier of harvested souls to the Kasino, fresh food for the Banquets and extra test subjects for dark princess gael to 'play' with (all in the same trip )
DHomme Leering Lurker of the Unparralelled Social Circles- once he shakes your hand and says hello- he will make a lasting, permanent, painful impression. also the Master of Ceremonies at all events.
Haken Rider Evil Smileys Master of doom! Pokes you in the back with a foreign object, then squirts something in your eye. straight outta belgium.
Neo Anarchists Dark Lady of Relentless Feather Attacks! beware her porcupine quills, filled with Tresor. side gig- Lipstick Regulator.
GoingNuckingFuts Proud supporter of lost causes and founder of 8976. give him your tired, your poor. Soapbox Factory owner.
Zotona Queen of Extreme Eccentricity and Random Rantings.belittling all residents is her specialty. she wont shut up until you give her a skin flute. she plays well.
Plutonian EmpireUniversal President: President of the Universe
Creates solar systems, ignites supernovae, smashes asteroids & planets into eachother, and uses black holes for prisons instead of dungeons. see what happens when you let people make up their own titles?
Planners Randy Da' Asspirate, 5 year delinquent old, kleptomaniac. steals everything that isnt nailed down, and nails everything he hasnt stolen
Nation of Fortune The Sadistic Gun For Hire. A mercenary that shares loyalty with no one, who also has a thing for watching others in pain.and he is good at it, too.
New Sancrosanctia Excecutive Officer of the Peasant Control Force. wherever you find a whiny peasant bitching about anything, he and his guys are there. 3 categories of force- excessive,uneccesary, and just plain cruel.due to a case of jungle fever, he suffers from extreme dementia.
You Forgot Poland The Duke of Hurl. self explanatory. dont piss him off. but let us mention that he gives the most excellent full body massages.
The odd one He who tends the Garden of Evil. hes got all kinds of plants- illegal, its rumored. he also makes the most lovely planters from the skulls of slayed peasants. or your mother- in - law, if you wish.
Legless Pirates High Whore LP of the Seven Seas - If you want him, come and claim him. wait. lay the claim first, then come. Master of male bonding and female bondage.he says he is a paramedic, but explain the tongue shoved down my throat during CPR.
Khudros The Urban Urchin of Yonder Verse. in charge of book burning, and disposal of all netherworld media. anything nice, or of sentimental value dissapears under his sharp eye.has a chick flick bonfire on tuesdays, and gets high off the fumes of melting plastic.
Gawdly International Male Model, and Super Stud. we post him at the gate and make him entice the teenyboppers to enter the castle. loves the sound of applause.on the weekend- he runs the Athletics program, as he is switch hitter specialist.
Chocolate Goddess Mistress of Self-Gratification and Sin, Expert Voyeur. has extensive toy collection, and a two way mirror in her chamber. also serves as 24 hour cocktail waitress, offering special treats, coated in her own secret sauce.
Poladsia Apathetic but Dignified Narcoleptic Ambassador. he was supposed to be castle reporter, but he cant stay awake.enjoys nudges from razor sharp weapons.
Trilateral Commision Crafty Narcissistic Fertilizer Salesman. nickname-Scott P. he was the resident marine biologist until he failed to predict the tides. runs popular workshop "How to Almost Get Away with Killing Your Family 101".leads a double life as an apparently unskilled fisherman and swinger.believe everything he says..
EridanusSir Zach Sack Sewer.fashion designer, and runs the sweatshop. sews scrotums into cloaks for the misfit army. find him underground, thinking of new ideas for armor, sheets and baskets made from the most delicate of skins.
Monotonous Uber Pyromaniac, Flamethrower Artiste. creates masterpieces, then destroys them. sets random fires, and runs fireworks nightly. also breaks up the homoerotic action explosives when it threatens to get out of hand.
.

*slays a lot of peasants on his way there*

*slays a lot of peasants on his way there*


*harvests the scrotums of slayed peasants on her way there*

*Follows on horseback, arranging a case full of Pointies to compare with Mr. Ripper.*

*gets rather horribly lost on way there, due to lateness, lack of map skills, and having no directional sense*

That Joan of Arc is no match for Peechland......*pierces own nipple with saber*

LOOK! Its Ben Franklin out on the lawn flying a kite! We could get him easily.....who wants him?

"Genghis Khan, you are a wanker; you are a tosspot; you are a very tiny piece of turd. Thank you."

*crawls through the sewers*

*The Intrepid Spaceman Spiff walks in and up to Joan of Arc (who incidentally is the saint I was confirmed under when my parents thought I could be a good little Italian Catholic boy! Existentialism rules!!!)*

Spiff: So, Joan babe, how that whole 'god' thing going for you?

Joan: Well, thank you - I have slaughtered thousands

Spiff: So you like the look of meat eh?

Joan: It gives me no pleasure in a distinct sense - Ive never known pleasure from witnessing the meat of mankind.

Spiff: What if I were to tell you that I knew of some man meat that could change all that?

Joan: Id say I was interested in seeing this 'man meat' you speak of

Spiff: Why dont you... come with me for a minute...

*Spiff takes her hand, pulling her up and into his embrace. He gazed deep into her soft french green eyes...*

Joan: OOooo! I think I feel that 'man meat' you were talking about!!

Spiff: Want to feel some more of it? Come with me sugar!

*Spiff moves his hand down to the cleft of Joans firm hard bottom and guides her out of the dining hall and into his 'private' chambers...*

*notices Cleopatra out of the corner of her eye*

I will begin with that wench. *pulls poisonous snakes out of her panties and sends them into Cleos chamber*

*stays in the Shadows and observes the ploys being played out on Ben and Joan*

LOOK! Its Ben Franklin out on the lawn flying a kite! We could get him easily.....who wants him?
Why bother? What kind of idiot would fly a kite in a thunderstorm anyway?

*notices Cleopatra out of the corner of her eye*

I will begin with that wench. *pulls poisonous snakes out of her panties and sends them into Cleos chamber*
{sorry about the godmodding in advance... I want this one!!}

*Cleopatra hears the noises and giggles coming from the chamber next to her own and leaves, before the snakes attack, to investigate*

{ThReEsOmE!!!!}

LOOK! Its Ben Franklin out on the lawn flying a kite! We could get him easily.....who wants him?

*whispers in Peechland's ear*

All we have to do is distract him with something... oh so sweet. He's flying the kite because he wants to be the quite. How about we show him how?

*whispers in Peechland's ear*

All we have to do is distract him with something... oh so sweet. He's flying the kite because he wants to be the quite. How about we show him how?


lets.

*walks up to Ben and flashes her newly self saber pierced nipple*

* bumps into something squishy*

Asspirate: WTF what is that. *poke*

Jesus: I am the son of God.

Asspirate: *poke* wtf jesus what are you doing down here?

Jesus: My last supper was highjacked by the infidels.

Asspirate: *prod* wtf jesus are you also on a holy jihad?

Jesus: Nostradamus is probably washing their feet right now, makes me sick. I should be up there breaking bread and poring wine, dammit farther for I have sinned, and on my virgin mother mary, I will have my revenge!

Asspirate: *randomly violates* Jesus I here you man, lets go pyscho on there asses.

Jesus: Amen brother.

*decides to wait it out, and kill the survivors*

Ben: Well hello dear...why do you have a large silver rod inserted through your breast?
Peech: So you'll stop flying that damn kite and pay attention to me gramps.
Ben: *takes off spectacles and cleans them off* You have my attention young lady....How may I be of service?
Peech: Well I've aways been intersted in scientists and older men, and you just happen to be both. I was wondering if youd like to come back to my place and........OH GOD....WHAT IS THAT UP IN THE SKY??!"
Ben: *looks way up to the sky*
Peech: *Decapitates Ben with one swift swing of her saber*
Peech: Well, I guess he's not so smart after all. *licks blood from saber*


One down......

*sounds of a rampant orgy permeate every nook and cranny of the domicile*
:D

*Breaks out the camera, pulls out various blunt objects, and attempts to afflict everyone around with ejaculatio praecox, but then remembers he really can't do that. This realized, he spots Hitler, and gives him a massive migraine. Hitler, angry as a pissed off bull, kills Pol Pot for being Asian*

"Yee-haw! Now I just gotta get Aristotle and Confucius ticked at each other!"

*He proceeds to poke Aristotle constantly*

Now see here....I'm not disposing of all these dorks by myself. I made the first kill....you guys get on it.

Now see here....I'm not disposing of all these dorks by myself. I made the first kill....you guys get on it.
I made number 2

*Leaves Ben because taking the old man alone is such a bore.*

*Still hiding in her hot, dark, sweet Shadows, she floats to Jack's side.*

*With her fingers, retrieves her secret sauce and dabs Jack on the neck.*

I made number 2

*pets Hades*

Thats my little evil porn film maker...good boy.

*tosses Hades one of her G-strings as a reward*

You can wear that for me later.

*is evileshly late*

Bursts in, wearing flashy yellow armor and the pointiest stick ever behold by a single person.

Now see here....I'm not disposing of all these dorks by myself. I made the first kill....you guys get on it.
(Im not killing anyone - Ive made them my sex-slaves instead :D )

*backdoor violates*

asspirate: WTF Saviour, where's your D-12?

Jesus: fecking disciples they are Jacky-R fecking chewing them.

asspirate: *slaps* Bad news holy one, that's a bummer you neead a crew to back you up.

Jesus: Ya its pretty weak dude.

Asspirate: *squirts shampoo* no probs pop we can take them.

Climb up through the bath tub.

*assume karate kid stance*

*theme song begins*

*whines*

Planners.....that was myyyyy shampooooo!!

Hey Adolf! Your art sucks. My one year old bastard son makes better paintings with his weewee

*whines*

Planners.....that was myyyyy shampooooo!!

:p sorry horny one, jesus is my toyboy now.

:p sorry horny one, jesus is my toyboy now.
I'd like to nail His pimpled ass to the cross :D :fluffle:

(I'm on a roll)

*Lures Cleopatra in with Gawdly's flagpole*

*Cleopatra faints as I unsheath my flagpole*

*puts Cleopatra on shoulder and carries her back to the dungeon*

I'll see you later, everybody, I might be gone for a while.

*lifts her sacrificial knife, licks her own juices... heu secret sauce... and plunges the knife into Jack's heart*

Hey Peeches, want more pearls for your scrotum necklace?

asspirate: dammit jesus! I hate that robe you're wearing putt on a feckin loin cloth.

Jesus: Good idea, that my help my mad karate skills, more freeeeedom.

Asspirate: u are the phatest messiah around, lets go crack there clavicles god son.

Jesus: Assumes crouching tiger position.

They charge into the last supper room

*gives Confucious a Rubics cube*

Lets see you figure that out mr. wiseass.....

*walks away while Confucious tries to figure out the puzzling cube*

*sneaks up behind him and slits his throat, spewing blood on Rubics cube so that now all the squares are red*


I wonder what "Confucious says" about THAT.

*Lures Cleopatra in with Gawdly's flagpole*

*Cleopatra faints as I unsheath my flagpole*

*puts Cleopatra on shoulder and carries her back to the dungeon*

I'll see you later, everybody, I might be gone for a while.

LEAVE MY FLAGPOLE BEHIND THEN!

*dresses up in sheets*

LP: Romanes Eunt Domus!
Caesar: What is this then? Romanes eunt domus, "People called Romanes they go the house"?
LP: It-it says, "Romans, go home"!
Caesar: No, it doesn't! What's Latin for "Roman"? [grabs LP's ear] Come on, come on!
LP: Romanus!
Caesar: Goes like?
LP: Annus!
Caesar: Vocative plural of annus is...?
LP: Anni?
Caesar: [writes] Romani. And eunt? What is eunt?
LP: "Go"! Let-
Caesar: Conjugate the verb "to go".
LP: Ire; eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt!
Caesar: So eunt is...?
LP: Third person plural, present indicative. "They go!"
Caesar: But "Romans, go home" is an order, so you must use the...?
LP: The... imperative!
Caesar: Which is...?
LP: I!
Caesar: [twisting LP's ear] How many Romans?
LP: [yelling] I.. Plural, plural! Ite, ite!
Caesar: [writing] Ite. Domus? Nominative? But "go home", it is motion towards, isn't it, boy?
LP: Dative, sir!
[Caesar promptly draws his swords and presses it against LP's throat. LP yells:]
No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! The... accusative, accusative! Domum, sir, ad domum!
Caesar: Except that domus takes the...?
LP: The locative, sir!
Caesar: Which is?
LP: Domum!
Caesar: [writing] Domum... -um [sheathing his sword] Understand?
[LP nods eagerly]
Now, write it out a hundred times!
LP: Yes, sir, thank you, sir! Hail Caesar!
Caesar: Hail Me. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off!
LP: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything, sir!

LP: Oh and Caesar?
Caesar: Yes?
LP: [stabs 33 times]
Caesar: Et tu LP?

*lifts her sacrificial knife, licks her own juices... heu secret sauce... and plunges the knife into Jack's heart*

Hey Peeches, want more pearls for your scrotum necklace?


Excellent! *licks Choc's sacrificial knife as well*

LEAVE MY FLAGPOLE BEHIND THEN!

Alright, alright, I suppose I am done with it.

Ok...I'm bored. Who's left to kill...I wanna get some licks in...

*looks at Peechy's round and alluring buttocks*

*gets his licks in*

i added in post one that you can take on the 12 as a group, or if you want, kill them all yourselves. just thought i would mention that.

*cant wait to finish updating so she can join in on the fun on both threads*

Ok...I'm bored. Who's left to kill...I wanna get some licks in...

*looks at Peechy's round and alluring buttocks*

*gets his licks in*


You should go kill Joan of Arc Gawd......Death by Orgasm.....what a way to go

*was showing Joan of Arc his broad/sword technique - and as such did not see Cleopatra leave at first*

Spiff: Joan baby, did you fart or something? *... THRUSTS!!! ...*

Joan: Why? *groans*

Spiff: Well, Cleopatra just up and left in the middle of licking your sword sheath... I find that rather rude really... *...LUNGES!!!...*

Joan: OW! Wow! That one had some foce behind it!!... Where do you think she went?

Spiff: I don't care... she kept babbling on about her pyramids anyway... who needs her... *sheaths his sword again...*

*sashays up to Joan of Arc*

Heyyyy...how YOU doin'?

*pulls out flagpole, ties her to it*

Get ready for a new definition of "burning at the stake"

*sets himself aflame*

Hah! Let's see Chachi do THAT, bitch!

*watches with satisfaction as Joani is wracked by multiple orgasms*

Hot stuff, huh baby? You like that, doncha baby? Flame ON, baby!

*Beats her about the head with waxed flagpole for good measure*

*sits next to Aristotle*

So you're greek huh?

asspirate: dammit god! Ripper is already dead, that bum's ass.

Jesus: No that is totally cool, yo D-12 get yo asses of the table.

Nos: I have been expecting you oh holy one.

Jesus: shut up Nos, I'll deal with you in a minute.

Nos: my quatrains have been predicting your arrival for a while now.

Asspirate: Yo Nos take a load of this, throws some plague carrying rats.

Nos: curse you, I have predicted this just like the rise of Hitla! God dammit he is already dead.

Jesus: Dammit ass I wanted use healing hands on da' sucka.

*sits next to Aristotle*

So you're greek huh?

*bends over next to Aristotle*

Me too! Hopa!

*gets it on greek style with Aristotle*

(Later all. I'm off to drink some pints to ol' St. Paddy :fluffle: :fluffle: )

how did jesus h. christ wind up inhere?

*gets it on greek style with Aristotle*

(Later all. I'm off to drink some pints to ol' St. Paddy :fluffle: :fluffle: )

you suck. Have one for me...and make a toast to me...I'm Irish!

how did jesus h. christ wind up inhere?

Ahhhhhh...........found him in the sewer o.0

how did jesus h. christ wind up inhere?


I think...Planners is getting Jesus to help him kick these guys asses for taking over his last supper and doing away with his diciples. But I'm not sure yet

how did jesus h. christ wind up inhere?

Buddha is making him sleep on the couch.

*strolls up to Julias Caesar*

I'm very fond of your Salads you know......

*sprinkles sedative in Julias's orange juice*

*was showing Joan of Arc his broad/sword technique - and as such did not see Cleopatra leave at first*

Spiff: Joan baby, did you fart or something? *... THRUSTS!!! ...*

Joan: Why? *groans*

Spiff: Well, Cleopatra just up and left in the middle of licking your sword sheath... I find that rather rude really... *...LUNGES!!!...*

Joan: OW! Wow! That one had some foce behind it!!... Where do you think she went?

Spiff: I don't care... she kept babbling on about her pyramids anyway... who needs her... *sheaths his sword again...*


Well since you're not going to...

*appears before Cleo, parts her lips and share her sweet elixir with the Queen*

Have you ever tasted anything so sweet?

*envelops her in her shadows and slowly ups the temperature*
Humm

You can be assured that my hedonism and debauchery will overcome Joan of Arc.

You can be assured that my hedonism and debauchery will overcome Joan of Arc.
and me.

I've slipped an inhumane dosage of LSD into the banquet feast.

This should be easy pickin's in about an hour. ;)

*finished off Joan, then ties her in the prone position to the bed. She was fully sated, sweaty, and covered in sword goo...* :D
Spiff: woo! That was rad! Youre good at handling a sword missy!

Joan: Well, Ive held a few in my day...

Spiff: Well, since I have this situation all tied up... I think Ill go get myelf a snack. Get some rest for later! :)

Joan: Its not like I have any choice big boy!!

Spiff: Nope, you sure dont!

*Spiff walks out of the room (leaving Joan all alone) and down towards the fridge, which he proceeded to pilage and plunder.*

*fans herself cause Choc is making her hot with her seductive wiles*

Back to Julius....

So what exactly is in Caesar dressing?

*slips scrotum necklace around Julias's neck*

Jules: I have no idea what youre talking about and why is your breast bleeding?? Whats a salad???

Peech: Shut up you pansy ass! *Tightens scrotum necklace around his neck until it severs his head from his shoulders*


*takes Caesars scrotum*

D-12: Christ! man couldn't you have like walked walls or something to get here
faster.

asspirate: STFU u. We saved yo ' red asses get up and get randy.

Jesus: Pleases ass stop fondling me it's distracting.

Asspirate: I am hungry starts eating NOS'

Jesus: I have saved you all from eternal damnation you're sins are forgiven. Now, get the hell out of my dining room, you have made a mess in my house.

D-12: Yo, king man if you came here sooner you could have killed yourself sooner, stop your whining man.

and me.

ME TOO PLEASE!!!

*realizes that LP has already killed Caesar over on page 3*

Hmm.....I must have hallucinated that whole exchange between Caesar and I.

Oh shite.....I did have a few snacks from the feast earlier. *remembers Eichen slipping LSD in the feast*

You can be assured that my hedonism and debauchery will overcome Joan of Arc.
and me

no wait.
*sees Joan of Arc look hopeful in her tomboy getup at Keru's suggestion*
ONLY me.
*stabs Joan of Arc in the neck with the pointiest dildo she can find.*
*doesnt feel bad- she was a lesbian anyhow, and wouldnt know what to do with Keru's manliness*
*brushes off hands*
getting rid of her was easy.

no wait.
*sees Joan of Arc look hopeful in her tomboy getup at Keru's suggestion*
ONLY me.
*stabs Joan of Arc in the neck with the pointiest dildo she can find.*
*doesnt feel bad- she was a lesbian anyhow, and wouldnt know what to do with Keru's manliness*
*brushes off hands*
getting rid of her was easy.

*Points out that Joan was beaten and burned back on page 3*

She's a tough ole biotch, she is...

*HadesRulesMuch places the G-String around his forehead so he can smell Occidio constantly, and sidles up next to Nostradamus.*
"So, you can see the future, right?"
Nos: "Yes"
"Well, then, what will happen to you in about 2 seconds after I ask this question?"
*Nostradamus dies*

*Points out that Joan was beaten and burned back on page 3*

She's a tough ole biotch, she is...

*explodes her head with one good stomp*

Just for good measure.

*Points out that Joan was beaten and burned back on page 3*

She's a tough ole biotch, she is...
i think i am taking on all 12 myself, in true leader fashion.

*HadesRulesMuch places the G-String around his forehead so he can smell Occidio constantly, and sidles up next to Nostradamus.*
"So, you can see the future, right?"
Nos: "Yes"
"Well, then, what will happen to you in about 2 seconds after I ask this question?"
*Nostradamus dies*


that was MY G string!!! Not Occids!! :mad:

that was MY G string!!! Not Occids!! :mad:

Hmmm...easy to confuse.

Jesus: YO Ppl your messiah is in da' house. Lets eat my body and drink my blood
and make peace mmmkay!

Asspirate: Dammit Jesus you are so hot in that loin cloth I want a piece of that.

D12: " There ain't no sunshine, when you are gone.... when you are gone"

Jesus: Why the hell are you singing that for sing me a psalm or something.

Mussolini: I always make the trains run on time.

Asspirate: YOu piss me italy boy, I am gonna nail yo' ass to the wall.

Thats ok...LP killed Caesar back on page 3 and I killed him again later. Some people just need killing twice.

that was MY G string!!! Not Occids!! :mad:
I know ;)

*And again, he wanted to smell Occidius, as WELL as Peech. The mixture is apparently intoxicating. Plus, it inspires him to make more films*

*Points out that Joan was beaten and burned back on page 3*

She's a tough ole biotch, she is...
*points out that JOA was with me the entire time, and in fact was tied to a bed... so she couldnt have been killed, since she is my sex slave!!!*

Um ... ya... I dont know who you killed people... but it wasnt Joan.

*points out that JOA was with me the entire time, and in fact was tied to a bed... so she couldnt have been killed, since she is my sex slave!!!*

Um ... ya... I dont know who you killed people... but it wasnt Joan.

Dang.

Mommy?

*HadesRulesMuch places the G-String around his forehead so he can smell Occidio constantly, and sidles up next to Nostradamus.*
"So, you can see the future, right?"
Nos: "Yes"
"Well, then, what will happen to you in about 2 seconds after I ask this question?"
*Nostradamus dies*
consider yourself lucky. i rarely wore underwear in the last thread. those are collectors items, and i better not see the on ebay.

Dang.

Mommy?
Dunno - just leave my Joan alone... I aint done with her yet by a damn sight... (pulp fiction fans anyone?)

Dang.

Mommy?

Right here, m'boy!

*points out that JOA was with me the entire time, and in fact was tied to a bed... so she couldnt have been killed, since she is my sex slave!!!*

Um ... ya... I dont know who you killed people... but it wasnt Joan.


I hope it wasnt LP.....people have mistaken him for a woman before you know....

*HadesRulesMuch places the G-String around his forehead so he can smell Occidio constantly, and sidles up next to Nostradamus.*
"So, you can see the future, right?"
Nos: "Yes"
"Well, then, what will happen to you in about 2 seconds after I ask this question?"
*Nostradamus dies*

Dammit Nos is already dead I feckin ate em.

I hope it was LP.....people have mistaken him for a woman before you know....
:eek: NOT LP!!!

Right here, m'boy!

How about we go play, mmm?

How about we go play, mmm?
is that your way of saying you want to play with yourself?

Dammit Nos is already dead I feckin ate em.
I don't think anybody knew that. We can't really understand what you are typing right now. However, I recall that you only TOLD Nos thta you were GOING to eat him. You didn't actually eat him in th post.

*points out that JOA was with me the entire time, and in fact was tied to a bed... so she couldnt have been killed, since she is my sex slave!!!*

Um ... ya... I dont know who you killed people... but it wasnt Joan.
this is why i said you can take on all 12 yourself :) to avoid the mixups.

figured i would stutter

:eek: NOT LP!!!


thats a typo! i deleted that one and fixed it to wasNT LP wasnt wasnt i hope it wasnt LP! Hes my main sex partner! I dont want him to die!!!

is that your way of saying you want to play with yourself?

Well, I am Mistress of Self-Gratification... and this has got me all hot and sweaty.

*folds back into her hot, sweet nest*

So who all hasn't died yet?

Well, I am Mistress of Self-Gratification...
need a hand? ... or... something?

need a hand? ... or... something?

What kind of something?

I hope it wasnt LP.....people have mistaken him for a woman before you know.... :confused:
LP looks very much like a dude. In fact, he'd make a pretty ugly chick.
Sorry LP if I've crushed your trangendered fantasies.

How about we go play, mmm?

Ok!

*ponders the Choco-Goddesses fluffy joy-pillows*

Can I play with those?

this is why i said you can take on all 12 yourself :) to avoid the mixups.

figured i would stutter
and repeat myself

need a hand? ... or... something?
I'll get the UBER PORN CAMERA I just had Peech make out of some scrotums!!!

Wait, ... is no bady of those wannabe's left?

:confused:
LP looks very much like a dude. In fact, he'd make a pretty ugly chick.
Sorry LP if I've crushed your trangendered fantasies.


am I the only one whos seen him in make up and a dress???


bro-youre right...he's mighty manly......ask me how I know.

Ok!

*ponders the Choco-Goddesses fluffy joy-pillows*

Can I play with those?

Well, you could, but it took you soooo long, I am actually talking shop with another worshipper.

I'll get the UBER PORN CAMERA I just had Peech make out of some scrotums!!!

Cool! We beat Fox to the punch!

Coming soon to the NFL...Scrotum-Cam!

Well, you could, but it took you soooo long, I am actually talking shop with another worshipper.

*bats his long lashes, and flashes a smile*

Most women never complain that I take sooooooo long

Cool! We beat Fox to the punch!

Coming soon to the NFL...Scrotum-Cam!
The only problem is placing it on a tripod. It kind of... dangles off the sides....

The only problem is placing it on a tripod. It kind of... dangles off the sides....


here use this to glue it on......*slits wrist and bleeds on tripod*


ok who's gonna stitch me up now?

here use this to glue it on......*slits wrist and bleeds on tripod*


ok who's gonna stitch me up now?
*Stitches peech up with a needle and hairs from his own.... other head....

*bats his long lashes, and flashes a smile*

Most women never complain that I take sooooooo long

Your attention wandered to that green drink, and like all Goddesses, I am needy. That is not proper worship

*Stitches peech up with a needle and hairs from his own.... other head....



mmmmm....hurts so good.

*sets on fire* Hahahaha!

Wait, ... is no bady of those wannabe's left?
hey. i fully expect you to have a different smilie to conquer each table guest!

mmmmm....hurts so good.
Heh.
If you thought THAT hurt then I need to introduce you to my blunt instrument. It was once referred to as Jay Jay the Jet Plane. The fool who named it that is long dead, but I later decided I actually liked the name.

Heh.
If you thought THAT hurt then I need to introduce you to my blunt instrument. It was once referred to as Jay Jay the Jet Plane. The fool who named it that is long dead, but I later decided I actually liked the name.
it has wings?

Ooh! I'll take on Nostradamus! Anyone interested? *picks up a Monotonean Tub o' Napalm!*

Ooh! I'll take on Nostradamus! Anyone interested? *picks up a Monotonean Tub o' Napalm!*
i like this kid.

Heh.
If you thought THAT hurt then I need to introduce you to my blunt instrument. It was once referred to as Jay Jay the Jet Plane. The fool who named it that is long dead, but I later decided I actually liked the name.


Hello Jay Jay..... ;)

i like this kid.
Yay for me! *picks up flamethrower* Muahahahaha! *chases Nostradamus*

So who all hasn't died yet?

I am dealing with italian dictator boy, but khan isn't dead I don't think aristotle is dead.....I think Lasx is still dealing with cleo.....

Hello Jay Jay..... ;)
Jay Jay: *Pokes Peech*

I am dealing with italian dictator boy, but khan isn't dead I don't think aristotle is dead.....I think Lasx is still dealing with cleo.....

No, Lasc let Cleo go to get in on with Joan. But Cleo is gently suffocating in my... mmm... secret sauce.

Jay Jay: *Pokes Peech*


I think youll have to poke me on the other thread. You sure do like poking me.

*licks her wrist wound*

*whips around* ARISTOTLE ISN'T DEAD? *chases Aristotle, whilst laughing maniacally*

I think youll have to poke me on the other thread. You sure do like poking me.

*licks her wrist wound*
Jay Jay: *Pokes her on the other thread*
*Pokes wrist wound*

*HadesRulesMuch swiftly turns and buries his blunt instrument in Khan's skull*

*Leaves to go to work*

*burns Khan's corpse* Yay! Fire! *looks like this > :D *

you suck. Have one for me...and make a toast to me...I'm Irish!
:eek:

*drinks a beer for Peeches*

:eek:

*drinks a beer for Peeches*


yay! thanks love! Are you drunk yet? did you play anyones bagpipes tonight?

pffft i already had the C4 set up under the table :cool:

yay! thanks love! Are you drunk yet? did you play anyones bagpipes tonight?
I wish

Just dancing and drinkin'

I wish

Just dancing and drinkin'

oh I wish I'd have seen you dancing *laughs outloud*

I can dance. I swear.

I am gonna have to read back a few pages...I forgot who we killed. I got Ben and Caesar, but he doesnt count cause LP stabbed him 33 times on pages 3. So he might have been dead when I was killing him.

I can dance. I swear.


ok well I think you should email me a short video of that. or short videos of you doing.....well, anything.

*is amused easily*

I am gonna have to read back a few pages...I forgot who we killed. I got Ben and Caesar, but he doesnt count cause LP stabbed him 33 times on pages 3. So he might have been dead when I was killing him.
He did die the first time he got stabbed 33 times

ok well I think you should email me a short video of that. or short videos of you doing.....well, anything.

*is amused easily*
I'll see what I can do :fluffle:

did you play anyones bagpipes tonight?
LMAO! :p

If I didn't know you were a musician...

LMAO! :p

If I didn't know you were a musician...
I am. Adept at keyboards, washboard, bass and vocals :fluffle: :fluffle:

I am. Adept at keyboards, washboard, bass and vocals :fluffle: :fluffle:


uh huh...thats just your cover story for blowin' other peoples bagpipes i bet. ;)

uh huh...thats just your cover story for blowin' other peoples bagpipes i bet. ;)
wanna get yours blown? I superb at that :fluffle: :fluffle:

I am. Adept at keyboards, washboard, bass and vocals :fluffle: :fluffle:
Damn, I've never even learned one instrument. Just never had the knack, I guess. I admire all that committment, doesn't sound easy.


High Whore LP of the Seven Seas-- Musician, fluffleslut, master of water regions everywhere.
How do you do it all, and still have time for the ladies? ;)

Damn, I've never even learned one instrument. Just never had the knack, I guess. I admire all that committment, doesn't sound easy.


High Whore LP of the Seven Seas-- Musician, fluffleslut, master of water regions everywhere.
How do you do it all, and still have time for the ladies? ;)
I MAKE time for the ladies

wanna get yours blown? I superb at that :fluffle: :fluffle:


*looks at her bagpipes*

yes please :fluffle:

*looks at her bagpipes*

yes please :fluffle:
*blown Peeches* ;) :fluffle:

*collapses on Peech muttering*
Happy St. Paddys

He's always after me lucky charms! ;)

I MAKE time for the ladies

*spying from her time loop*

*hmm, dedication... always a nice trait*

Happy st. My day MUAHAHAHAHAH

and me.

Well I figured that was just part of the daily religious ceremony ... you being the High Priestess and all. ;)

OOC:


Occidio Multus' Reject Royalty of Rebels was created- http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=405165&page=1&pp=15 there.
basically- its pages of free sex, violence, torture, and setting fire to things.more chaos than you can imagine.
OUR FIRST CHALLENGE
We are invading and overthrowing the LAST SUPPER. The 12 at the table are-
Benito Mussolini, Joan of Arc,Adolf Hitler,Jack the Ripper, Aristotle, Benjamin Franklin, Cleopatra,Nostradamus, Genghis Khan,Confucious,Pol Pot,&Julius Caesar. The wait staff and chefs are the The Sawney Beane Clan (clicky) (http://www.seanachaidh.org/sawney.htm)

Using your talents below, outwit, outsmart, overtake this formidable dinner party. you can take on them as a group of you together, or rid the table of the 12 all by yourself (that way if you join the thread late- you dont have to read it all.)
if you arent a member yet, join at the original thread.
NO GODMODING.

The All New Ns Reject Royalty
Allright. after reading new foxxinias post, i am inspired to uprise.
i think the royalty thing was slanted. as a two month poster, all i wanted to be was the court's Dr. Death. but no. they are too nice over there. so, here we are, in the region of Riigor Mortiis, establishing a REJECT REBEL ROYALTY. create your own title. make it good. state your duties. i will, of course, alter it to my tastes. post it in the thread, and TG me at my nation with it, as the thread is getting lengthy. and lets figure out a way to overthrow all that is right, and normal with the world.

Vittos Ordination- thee High Priest of PsychoSex. he runs the dungeon.ladies- he gives great torture. the pleasure is painful and free of charge.
Tribes of Longton- Official Metal Head and Evil Bastard. nutting enemies into oblivion. moonlights as a masturbation ambassador. watch out when he starts banging that head of his....
Gaeltach-Countess of Mildly Irritating Pointy Objects. manages the inventory of Pointy Devices and other torturous Objects. fills requests for Materials or Advice. heads an R&D facility to increase the effectiveness of current Devices and to create new and exciting prospects.
Peechland-Warrior Maiden.Collector of Enemy Scrotums. need we say more?
Lascivious Maximus- Intrepid Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer extraordinaire.Chief and Commander of Exploratory Conquest. dividing legs and conquering ladies everywhere.
Teh Cameron Clan- Invader Zim-Zum. he does whatever the hell he wants, as long as he wants, to who he wants, when he wants, how he wants, where he wants.
Eichen Sire Spliffy. he peddles various party favors to the isand brethrenfrom his hammock made of the golden hair of 1000 virgins.also- part time police officer. works for bribes, bare breasts or a good meal.
Keruvalia Dark Lord of the Shadows. fronts the progressive rock band "Kings of Cunningulus". offers personal spiritual counseling and sexual manipulation.
HadesRulesMuch, Harbinger of Headaches, Purveyor of Penile Dysfunction, the GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY. travels the realm, wishing he was inflicting horrible migraines, erectile disorder, ejaculatio praecox, shrinkage, and horribly bad jokes all on who are unlucky enough to cross his path! actually, he is the camera guy who films the porn movies.
Kellarly Unyielding Mortificator - Supplier of harvested souls to the Kasino, fresh food for the Banquets and extra test subjects for dark princess gael to 'play' with (all in the same trip )
DHomme Leering Lurker of the Unparralelled Social Circles- once he shakes your hand and says hello- he will make a lasting, permanent, painful impression. also the Master of Ceremonies at all events.
Haken Rider Evil Smileys Master of doom! Pokes you in the back with a foreign object, then squirts something in your eye. straight outta belgium.
Neo Anarchists Dark Lady of Relentless Feather Attacks! beware her porcupine quills, filled with Tresor. side gig- Lipstick Regulator.
GoingNuckingFuts Proud supporter of lost causes and founder of 8976. give him your tired, your poor. Soapbox Factory owner.
Zotona Queen of Extreme Eccentricity and Random Rantings.belittling all residents is her specialty. she wont shut up until you give her a skin flute. she plays well.
Plutonian EmpireUniversal President: President of the Universe
Creates solar systems, ignites supernovae, smashes asteroids & planets into eachother, and uses black holes for prisons instead of dungeons. see what happens when you let people make up their own titles?
Planners Randy Da' Asspirate, 5 year delinquent old, kleptomaniac. steals everything that isnt nailed down, and nails everything he hasnt stolen
Nation of Fortune The Sadistic Gun For Hire. A mercenary that shares loyalty with no one, who also has a thing for watching others in pain.and he is good at it, too.
New Sancrosanctia Excecutive Officer of the Peasant Control Force. wherever you find a whiny peasant bitching about anything, he and his guys are there. 3 categories of force- excessive,uneccesary, and just plain cruel.due to a case of jungle fever, he suffers from extreme dementia.
You Forgot Poland The Duke of Hurl. self explanatory. dont piss him off. but let us mention that he gives the most excellent full body massages.
The odd one He who tends the Garden of Evil. hes got all kinds of plants- illegal, its rumored. he also makes the most lovely planters from the skulls of slayed peasants. or your mother- in - law, if you wish.
Legless Pirates High Whore LP of the Seven Seas - If you want him, come and claim him. wait. lay the claim first, then come. Master of male bonding and female bondage.he says he is a paramedic, but explain the tongue shoved down my throat during CPR.
Khudros The Urban Urchin of Yonder Verse. in charge of book burning, and disposal of all netherworld media. anything nice, or of sentimental value dissapears under his sharp eye.has a chick flick bonfire on tuesdays, and gets high off the fumes of melting plastic.
Gawdly International Male Model, and Super Stud. we post him at the gate and make him entice the teenyboppers to enter the castle. loves the sound of applause.on the weekend- he runs the Athletics program, as he is switch hitter specialist.
Chocolate Goddess Mistress of Self-Gratification and Sin, Expert Voyeur. has extensive toy collection, and a two way mirror in her chamber. also serves as 24 hour cocktail waitress, offering special treats, coated in her own secret sauce.
Poladsia Apathetic but Dignified Narcoleptic Ambassador. he was supposed to be castle reporter, but he cant stay awake.enjoys nudges from razor sharp weapons.
Trilateral Commision Crafty Narcissistic Fertilizer Salesman. nickname-Scott P. he was the resident marine biologist until he failed to predict the tides. runs popular workshop "How to Almost Get Away with Killing Your Family 101".leads a double life as an apparently unskilled fisherman and swinger.believe everything he says..
EridanusSir Zach Sack Sewer.fashion designer, and runs the sweatshop. sews scrotums into cloaks for the misfit army. find him underground, thinking of new ideas for armor, sheets and baskets made from the most delicate of skins.
Monotonous Uber Pyromaniac, Flamethrower Artiste. creates masterpieces, then destroys them. sets random fires, and runs fireworks nightly. also breaks up the homoerotic action explosives when it threatens to get out of hand.
.

OOC: I've ... been deleted???! Any particular reason??? :eek:

OOC:

This was me:

Hyperslackovicznia: Hype~ Princess of Pleasure, Pain and Punishment.inflicts a curious mixture of the 3 on anyone who crosses her path. Her slave, Master Sadisto is at her beck and call and can devour a human with one bite. takes requests, and fills orders.great work ethic.

Occidio.... Am I just no more? Ummm....??? :confused:

OOc:

This was me:

Hyperslackovicznia: Hype~ Princess of Pleasure, Pain and Punishment.inflicts a curious mixture of the 3 on anyone who crosses her path. Her slave, Master Sadisto is at her beck and call and can devour a human with one bite. takes requests, and fills orders.great work ethic.

Am I just no more? Ummm....??? :confused:
Didn't you join after this thread?

Didn't you join after this thread?

umm..... This is a recent thread, correct? I joined 2 weeks ago or so??

umm..... This is a recent thread, correct? I joined 2 weeks ago or so??
No...this particular thread all happened before and around St. Paddy's day..

ooc: OOOPS.... Oh man... my BAD! I wasn't looking @ the month! What # is the recent Reject Royals on now? I have been out of it for a while...

Geez, 5 I think? I haven' had time to post in there lately. I'm a bad member. :(

Me too, in fact - I think since PC is ending and I havent the will to carry on in there I should hang out here more often. Besides, no one spanks like Occy spanks.

Me too, in fact - I think since PC is ending and I havent the will to carry on in there I should hang out here more often. Besides, no one spanks like Occy spanks.

Yeah, I haven't been around much and have to take 2-3 weeks off of the puter, (not by choice!), so I'm just "lost in a supermarket..." :headbang: *stop singing!!!*

*wanders in*

Hey, I guess I lost my royalty status*

*cries*

*wanders out*

Me too, in fact - I think since PC is ending and I havent the will to carry on in there I should hang out here more often. Besides, no one spanks like Occy spanks.
Wiat, back up.....

PC is ending :eek:

Wiat, back up.....

PC is ending :eek:
Yes. This should be the last thread of it, unless it takes more than the 1300 post limit for some reason.

Yes. This should be the last thread of it, unless it takes more than the 1300 post limit for some reason.
What? Why? When? How?

Why? Because it has lived long enough. It started off as something great, but has since degenerated into spam and a bunch of horny teens cybering. coincidentally, these same individuals have since moved to jupiter's core. But it's high time Paradise went the way of the Volcano.

yuppers. Boom.
actually, i think we should ask the mods to just let this one go on for however long it takes. after all, it is the last one and it promises to be quite the show at the end.

Me too, in fact - I think since PC is ending and I havent the will to carry on in there I should hang out here more often. Besides, no one spanks like Occy spanks.

*chuckles* Bet I spank just as well or better.... It's one of my specialties.. ;)

OOC: Yeah... my position is listed in Rejects 5... that's where the thread is now...

Sooo....


...is this the new place for relaxation? Or does it have a purpose? :confused:

*slays peasant. Just in case*

tribes i dunno how this got ressurected.......we're on #5

tribes i dunno how this got ressurected.......we're on #5


OOC: My mistake... for some reason it was listed in general and I popped on thinking it was possibley a parallel thang...