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World Jump Day!! Anyone Participating?

Greedy Pig
17-03-2005, 17:43
Come Participate for World Jump Day

http://www.worldjumpday.org/

Scientific research has proven that if everybody jumped at the certain time all at the same time, it would push the earth out of it's orbit into a new orbit, one that would stop global warmning, extend daytime hours and create a more homogenous climate for all to live in.

What do you think?
Katachan
17-03-2005, 17:47
I think: Research can't *prove* anything, only experiments can..?
Gawdly
17-03-2005, 17:49
I'm more curious as to what would happen if we all farted at the same time, but that's just me...
Lunatic Goofballs
17-03-2005, 17:49
Pleasantly silly. I'll do it. :)
Zombie Lagoon
17-03-2005, 17:51
Would everyone have to get on one side of the Earth? Because if we're all evenly spread out then our jumps would cancel each other out.
Greedy Pig
17-03-2005, 17:51
I'm more curious as to what would happen if we all farted at the same time, but that's just me...


Don't stop there.. What if we all farted at the same time... and someone lit a cigarrete? Would the world be totally immolated?

Or or or.. If we all farted west.. all at the same time. THe collective fart would cause a giant ghastly wind that would speed up the rotation of the earth?
Gawdly
17-03-2005, 17:52
Don't stop there.. What if we all farted at the same time... and someone lit a cigarrete? Would the world be totally immolated?

Or or or.. If we all farted west.. all at the same time. THe collective fart would cause a giant ghastly wind that would speed up the rotation of the earth?

Well, all I know is on that day, I'll be breathing through my mouth.
Greedy Pig
17-03-2005, 17:52
Would everyone have to get on one side of the Earth? Because if we're all evenly spread out then our jumps would cancel each other out.
I thought of that.. Thats why they only gave the timezone till +2

Andd they gave us ample of time for ppl like me to start swimming to the other side of the pacific.
Greedy Pig
17-03-2005, 17:53
Well, all I know is on that day, I'll be breathing through my mouth.

Wouldn't that make your breath stink?
Zombie Lagoon
17-03-2005, 17:57
Well Im in...the jumping not the farting. Gotta wait till next year though
Katachan
17-03-2005, 18:14
I'm in, in the hope that it works... :cool:
Bellesalona
17-03-2005, 18:24
I'm in........but what if we jump and we push it the other way and land in some other orbit and woooooo.........then what?