I am The Second Coming
Do not oppress me! I am a Prophet.
I have decided to reach out to my people, the many of the internet and show them their sinful ways. show them the light!
Women are not items, but things to be valued and kept in small cases and savored!
Men are not to be yelled at but kept in comfy chairs and massaged!
ANIMALS! a noahs arc!
The war is wrong, can we not all lay down our weapons and hug each other?
Peace be with you.
Dontgonearthere
17-03-2005, 04:22
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Crucify Him!
;)
No! not another cruifixion!
my brother, put down the 2 by whatevers...take up those hammer and nails and BUILD A HOUSE
build a temple! even better! support me.
Imperial Dark Rome
17-03-2005, 04:23
Hahaha. You make me laugh.
Posted by the Satanic Priest, Lord Medivh
you, my enemy. you shall BURN FOREVER FOR YOUR SINS!
reconcilliation?! NEVER! you will burn and suffer in the firey torments of HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY!
sure some say this is a bit extre- they will burn too! everyone shall burN!!
(deep breath)
except for my followers. my flock of sheep. delicious sheep...
Sllabecaps
17-03-2005, 04:26
FALSE Prophet!!!
MY KNIGHTS WILL COME AND BRING YOU TO MY COLD STEEL OF JUSTISTE
If they feel like it
Imperial Dark Rome
17-03-2005, 04:33
you, my enemy. you shall BURN FOREVER FOR YOUR SINS!
reconcilliation?! NEVER! you will burn and suffer in the firey torments of HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY!
sure some say this is a bit extre- they will burn too! everyone shall burN!!
(deep breath)
except for my followers. my flock of sheep. delicious sheep...
Hahaha, this is great. Don't stop now.
Hell is my paradise. Hell is only bad for those who believe in such foolish things.
Your followers are just that. Nothing more then sheeps. Also known as slaves.
Posted by the Satanic Priest, Lord Medivh
you are BLIND!
how dare you come here and...and...DEFILE my temple? My box.
Demons and devils...why...you shall burn infidel...or wahtever you are...FEMENIST?!
Listen to me. The good book can stop a bullet, let it stop the satanatic one heading for your head before i pull out a gun and shoot you in the face.
Peace be with you, my forsaken child.
P.S.
sorry if i implied you could be saved by reading the good book, your going to hell no matter what. it is a GOOD good book though!
Dontgonearthere
17-03-2005, 04:36
*looks around*
Hold on, I have to make sure I have enoug nails for all of you.
Y'see, I dont do 'traditional' crucifictions, we dont put the nails through your feet, y'see.
Y'see, we use FOUR nails. Big, dull, rusty nails. With ground glass on them.
And we managed to engineer a species of giant stining-nettle, which can support a human.
So, your going to have your significant bits nailed to a giant stining nettle, how do you feel?
I am a newfound prophet of the order of Jhenova! mostly cause I get cool powers. :)
Dontgonearthere
17-03-2005, 04:44
I am a newfound prophet of the order of Jhenova! mostly cause I get cool powers. :)
And you shall be nailed upside down by your Significant Bits to a stinging Nettle and set on fire until deemed fit to reenter society.
Do not oppress me! I am a Prophet.
I have decided to reach out to my people, the many of the internet and show them their sinful ways. show them the light!
Women are not items, but things to be valued and kept in small cases and savored!
Men are not to be yelled at but kept in comfy chairs and massaged!
ANIMALS! a noahs arc!
The war is wrong, can we not all lay down our weapons and hug each other?
Peace be with you.
*takes aim* :sniper:
Imperial Dark Rome
17-03-2005, 05:38
you are BLIND!
how dare you come here and...and...DEFILE my temple? My box.
Demons and devils...why...you shall burn infidel...or wahtever you are...FEMENIST?!
Listen to me. The good book can stop a bullet, let it stop the satanatic one heading for your head before i pull out a gun and shoot you in the face.
Peace be with you, my forsaken child.
P.S.
sorry if i implied you could be saved by reading the good book, your going to hell no matter what. it is a GOOD good book though!
lol Your temple? Ha. I am my own God and Redeemer. I control everything in my life, and how to live my life. Not some idoit that lives in the clouds. The "good book" can't stop a Satanic Blood sword, and I bet I can't stop the flame from a black candle from burning the "good book".
I've read the "good book", it's nothing more then a book of fiery tales. Since we are talking about books. You should read the good book known as "The Satanic Bible". It's a good read.
Posted by the Satanic Priest, Lord Medivh
Draconis Nightcrawlis
17-03-2005, 05:44
You're still around?
Bogstonia
17-03-2005, 05:49
Lol, this is all just a build up to him asking for donations.
Armandian Cheese
17-03-2005, 06:04
How dare you claim to be the Messiah? How dare you, you snot nosed fifteen year old punk? Think before you go on the internet and start proclaiming yourself God.
Dontgonearthere
17-03-2005, 08:23
How dare you claim to be the Messiah? How dare you, you snot nosed fifteen year old punk? Think before you go on the internet and start proclaiming yourself God.
www.timecube.com
Eridanus
17-03-2005, 08:43
Do not oppress me! I am a Prophet.
I have decided to reach out to my people, the many of the internet and show them their sinful ways. show them the light!
Women are not items, but things to be valued and kept in small cases and savored!
Men are not to be yelled at but kept in comfy chairs and massaged!
ANIMALS! a noahs arc!
The war is wrong, can we not all lay down our weapons and hug each other?
Peace be with you.
The second coming? Well, on NationStates, you're more like the fifth or sixth resurrection of the Christ, or prophet, or whatever. Do something original.
Wandering Vagabonds
17-03-2005, 08:44
Jhen!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can I be the first coming or am I already too late?
Lunatic Goofballs
17-03-2005, 08:46
http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/godsniper.gif
Der Lieben
17-03-2005, 08:55
http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/godsniper.gif
Family Guy is the shiz. Long live Seth MacFarlane. And Seth Green as well(Robot Chicken!) What is it about guys named Seth?
Tuesday Heights
17-03-2005, 09:07
Do not oppress me!
Try saying that in real life, like on a bus. Nobody'll oppress you, they'll just tell you you're insane.
Lunatic Goofballs
17-03-2005, 09:09
Try saying that in real life, like on a bus. Nobody'll oppress you, they'll just tell you you're insane.
I don't pay much attention to people who tell me I'm insane. Those who dance are considered insane by those that can't hear the music. :)
BLACKGRUE
17-03-2005, 09:18
give him to me. if he can seperate himself from my collective then he'll be the messiah. if he cant, then it's no skin off my back ;)
Tuesday Heights
17-03-2005, 09:24
I don't pay much attention to people who tell me I'm insane. Those who dance are considered insane by those that can't hear the music. :)
Yeah, but you're a different kind of insane. ;)