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If you were making an autobiographical movie about your life currently, who would you cast as yourself, based entirely on looks?

Post a picture, say why you look like the person, and say what's different about you two.

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Me (Alec Nemerov) -> Keanu Reeves

http://67.18.37.14/129/44/upload/p1165633.jpg

Similiar: I've been told numerous times that I resemble him actually. I wear my hair the same way that he does in that picture, and it's the same color. I have the same long face and dark eyes as well.

Different: I'll have to nitpick on this one. My face is a little different. He has higher cheekbones and more defined features than I do. My nose is a little fuller, and my hair stops looking like his when either him or I grow it out. Mine is real thick while his is kinda thin. On the plus side, however, I'm more buff than he is, and taller too.

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Alright then, go ahead. Remember, this is on looks only! If it was for acting ability...well...lol...I'd probably chose different. Just to specify as well, if you think you look like a singer or a sports star, do that as well. Anyone famous really.

me cause apparently im still alive at the time of movie making

It would be the male version of "Beatrix Kiddo" in Kill Bill

Sean Connery and/or Harrison Ford because they are instantly badass. Also I don't mind lying.

Doesn't matter who I look like ... after all, make-up does wonders. If I had to find someone with the range to play me, however, I'd have to go with two actors:

1] Gary Oldman to capture the random insanity that is Keruvalia.

2] Jeremy Irons to embody the quiet dignity by which I live my life.

this guy

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/photo/data/2/76624DSC00694.jpg

this guy

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/photo/data/2/76624DSC00694.jpg
Steroid fan?

Based on looks, I'd say young Audrey Hepburn. I always wanted to look like that.

this is me..
http://www.phys.unsw.edu.au/~mgb/penguin.jpg

i'm second from the right.

Based on looks? Well, it would have to be a mix of

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2002/05/29/122.jpg

and

http://fusionanomaly.net/johnnyrotten.jpg

I thought about asking this guy (http://www-news.uchicago.edu/releases/photos/expedition2/untitled7.jpg).

Or Seth Green.

I think I'd have to see Rodney Dangerfield cast as myself. He's the only actor I've seen with the depth of character to capture all the subtlties of my character.

Or maybe Slim Pickens. He'd be fun, too.

I think I'd have to see Rodney Dangerfield cast as myself. He's the only actor I've seen with the depth of character to capture all the subtlties of my character.

Or maybe Slim Pickens. He'd be fun, too.

The topic post says Based On Image.

Yeesh. I hope you don't look like a mix between Rodney and Slim...

Not super crazy about it, but probably-
http://home.att.net/~gingin555/bobby_images/Bobcat2.jpg
Bobcat Goldthwait.











stupid honesty......

The topic post says Based On Image.

Yeesh. I hope you don't look like a mix between Rodney and Slim...
That's what I get for taste testing the Irish whiskey a day early. I'll have to limit that role to just Rodney, in that case.

Jay Leno, definitely. Though there is the slight problem of him being like 50 years older than I, random people comment all the time how I look like him.

Plus Michael Jackson has gag orders/restraining orders on both of us. You really don't want to ask ;)

this is me..
http://www.phys.unsw.edu.au/~mgb/penguin.jpg

i'm second from the right.

LOL!! Hey, you're hott!!!

brian krause for sure

same hair, same facial features

hes taller than me though

based on looks? I dunno, I don't know any actors with Goldenhar. I guess I would have to play myself since theres no actor that really comes close to me on looks.

Julia Stiles. She is awesome and she probably looks more like me then any other actress.

PS--Look-I'm back!!!!

in the morning like this (http://www.brightlightsfilm.com/19/19_images/brideoffrank.jpg)

in the evening ready for a night out (http://www.tassiatyler.hpg.ig.com.br/Liv%20Tyler%20154.jpg)

and after a night out drinking like this thing (http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Studio/1728/download/pictures/jackpup.jpg)

after a night out drinking like this thing (http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Studio/1728/download/pictures/jackpup.jpg)


Oh god, it's horrible! The horror!

THE HORROR!!

A younger Robert Redford (http://home.arcor.de/hoehnenet/robertredford.htm) ... but only because I'm modest. :D

Ahhh, I'd cast the beautiful and talented Natalie Portman. How's that for modesty.

http://members.tripod.lycos.nl/Reinactrice/Portman.jpg

Oh god, it's horrible! The horror!

THE HORROR!!

I was gonna go for this (http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1510000/images/_1513699_annewiddecombe150.jpg) :eek: but I thought it was too scary

I was gonna go for this (http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1510000/images/_1513699_annewiddecombe150.jpg) :eek: but I thought it was too scary

She looks like my doctor!

I was gonna go for this (http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1510000/images/_1513699_annewiddecombe150.jpg) :eek: but I thought it was too scary


Meh, I've seen worse. The manager of the trailer park I used to live in (not really a trailer park, just an open lot with like three spaces for pretty much anything) was a lot worse.

She looked like a really old Wayne Knight... With facial hair.

She looked like a really old Wayne Knight... With facial hair.

nice analogy :D very accurate

nice analogy :D very accurate


You're right, but then again, how would you know? You've never seen my old trailer park's manager!

She looks like my doctor!

oh dear God help your poor, poor soul. she must cause more illnesses than she treats

You're right, but then again, how would you know? You've never seen my old trailer park's manager!

wayne knight (http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9611/19/wayne.knight/link.knight.jpg) ?

:p


Benny Hinn

Or

A cross between Hitler, Pope John Paul and Satan.

:p


Benny Hinn

Or

A cross between Hitler, Pope John Paul and Satan.

hmmmmm.... well, at least it's varied

wayne knight (http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9611/19/wayne.knight/link.knight.jpg) ?


That's what she looked like, although she was older, and had facial hair (black facial hair... eeeeugh).

I can't think of someone famous... someone once said i looked a lil like Jemima Khan (i think that was who it was anyway... is that even her name? well you know who i'm talking bout anyway)

But actually maybe Amanda Bynes or Belle from Beauty and the Beast... i had to pick at least one disney character :) The only prob with them is their noses are very different to mine

I would probably cast Taye Diggs as myself, and the movie would be a cross between "The Aviator" and "Rambo: First Blood"

Daniel Day-Lewis

Not because of looks, but because I think I could make a real mean Bill "The Butcher".

Only two men alive have what it takes to play me:

Either
http://www.morgancreek.com/film/images/poster_ace_ven.jpg

or

http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/s/Steve_O/sq-steve-o-backyard-bbq-premiere-mtv.jpg

or

http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/s/Steve_O/sq-steve-o-backyard-bbq-premiere-mtv.jpg
I knew it, you are Steve-O!

I knew it, you are Steve-O!

There are differences, but many similarities. If I had been born seven or eight years earlier, I might have been a Jackass too. :)

There are differences, but many similarities. If I had been born seven or eight years earlier, I might have been a Jackass too. :)
"Im Lunatic Goofballs and welcome to Jackass"
do do dooo

Well I want it to be legomation, like the Strokes film clip, so: http://lego.fanspace.com/images/star_trek_lego_chekov.jpg from Custom LEGO TOS Star Trek (http://lego.fanspace.com/star_trek_legos/)

Uh, I don't know. I've been told I look like Nelly Furtado when I tie my hair back, but I don't think so.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v681/roosafee/nellyfurtado.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v681/roosafee/IMG_0145.jpg
We're both female, we both have dark hair (except that I kind of didn't in the picture of me)... but I think that's where the similarities end!

Someone told me Rowan Atkinson the other day. Mind you, I was in the Sahara Desert at the time...

EDIT: http://saharaphil.bravehost.com/P3060021.jpg

[big picture, this one - remove any mirrors from the vicinity - the Rowan Atkinson thing was not based on looks, btw]

Who do you think I look like?

I have actually been told I look a little like Heath Ledger and Matt Damon.

Who do you think I look like?
Well, all I can see is the computer, so I'm going with HAL.

Spaam (http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=GQESSZR&key=RMJ)
Spaam (http://spaam.cheekysod.com/spaam.jpg)

:p

Um er... I have NO idea. I'm tempted to say someone from Bollywood, but they're too pretty and... Bollywoody for me.

I'm starting to like the idea of my life as a musical though.

Ah, what the hell, I'll say Gracy Singh (http://www.webshopindia.fr/lagaan/images/gracy2.gif) from Lagaan, since she isn't quite as otherworldly as most other Bollywood stars, plus she was in Lagaan! :D

I would with a heave heart have to say Harry Potter..... (you know it bad when a small child messtakes up.... :rolleyes: ) oh the shame :( :( :( :(

I'd cast Anna Nicole Smith as myself.

Spaam (http://spaam.cheekysod.com/spaam.jpg)

lol...what a great pic

i cannot find one person that looks even remotely like me. so i shall play myself, being played by a bad actress.

I have actually been told I look a little like Heath Ledger and Matt Damon.


then send pics to Peechland please. *swoons *

Id cast Drew Barrymore as me. We look alike in some pictures and we are both jolly fun girls.

I'd say probably one or both of the Olsen twins, I've been told multiple times I look just like them. (Except, I don't, I'm cuter! ;) )

then send pics to Peechland please. *swoons *

Id cast Drew Barrymore as me. We look alike in some pictures and we are both jolly fun girls.
and you bothhave that dark side ;)

Tom Sizemore. I think he looks like me except I have a little bump on the bridge of my nose. I'm not sure how tall he is, but assuming we're similar in size, I think we could be twins. http://64.211.46.141/rp/5602-Sizemo77015277.jpg

and you bothhave that dark side ;)


word.

Vin Diesel (although I have a "high and tight" hair cut instead of being bald).

I would have to pick julia stiles, we have the same body type, same eye color, hair color and similar mannerisms

God.

im hot striper/ model could play me... then we would get so see lots of hot lesbo action

Burt Kwouk

http://www.simonharries.com/photos/bond-premiere/bond-bertkwouk.jpg

it would have to be my clone

God.

Lol..so you look like everyone and no one at the same time...

Lol..so you look like everyone and no one at the same time...
That's called EXTREMELY AVERAGE looks. :D

Since half of the people I meet tell me I look like him anyway, the later-life me should be played by:
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/johne.redfern/clooney/clooney%20pic.gif

Michael j fox would prob resemble me the most...altho fortunatly i dont have parkinsons.

http://www.djfl.de/entertainment/stars/m/michael_j_fox.jpg

i have been told i look a lot like johnny knoxville

http://www.linaliberace.com/images/bigimchldrens.jpg/muffin-man-big.jpg

The Muffin Man.

Anthony Hopkins

http://img22.exs.cx/img22/8239/childcatcher0py.jpg

I think I bear a certain resemblance to the childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

http://img22.exs.cx/img22/8239/childcatcher0py.jpg

I think I bear a certain resemblance to the childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Holy sheeyit, that's scary! :eek:

i cannot find one person that looks even remotely like me. so i shall play myself, being played by a bad actress.Do you remember that old sitcom, "Sister, Sister"? I kinda think you look like one of the twins (http://www.btinternet.com/~infozone/sister2.html).

As scary as this?

http://www.randysrodeo.com/graphics/features/pistols/19.jpg

As scary as this?

http://www.randysrodeo.com/graphics/features/pistols/19.jpg
No, that's not scary. It's Goth-hot. :fluffle: :p

Sid Vicious wasn't a Goth, you tit! He was a self-caricature, yes, but not a Goth!

:D

Sid Vicious wasn't a Goth, you tit! He was a self-caricature, yes, but not a Goth!

:D
Whatever, the pic is still Goth-hot.

Whatever, the pic is still Goth-hot.


Goths are dorks. Usually.

Goths are dorks. Usually.
So am I. Usually. :p

So am I. Usually. :p


Well, that was quite obvious from the start! :D

Id cast Drew Barrymore as me. We look alike in some pictures and we are both jolly fun girls.Hmm... I can see that!
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For me http://www.geocities.com/ladykat681/randomimages/NationStates/me.jpg, I don't really know...
When I was a kid, people told me I looked like Princess Leia http://www.geocities.com/ladykat681/randomimages/NationStates/princessleia.jpg...
... and recently I've heard Keira Knightly http://www.geocities.com/ladykat681/randomimages/NationStates/keiraknightly.jpg (I don't see that at all... although maybe there's a bit more of a resemblance since she chopped her hair off)
... and Ashley Judd http://www.geocities.com/ladykat681/randomimages/NationStates/ashleyjudd.jpg.

New Cinema Line Features Presents: A young James Coburn as 31 in. . .The Agreer!! He was young and fearless in his efforts to agree and avoid conflict!!

Its compromising material! Get your tickets now!

I would have to go with Kirsten Dunst, since I don't think I really look like any other actress, and since I've been told that we look somewhat alike....

I would have to go with Kirsten Dunst, since I don't think I really look like any other actress, and since I've been told that we look somewhat alike....

True, except you look a lot better. ;)

True, except you look a lot better. ;)

Gah! Never! But I take that as a huge compliment :D

Gah! Never! But I take that as a huge compliment :D

I'm glad it made you happy, because it's true! ;)

I'm glad it made you happy, because it's true! ;)
Ah, stop it you flirt bunny!

I'm glad it made you happy, because it's true! ;)

Kirsten Dunst is way cute though, plus I love her style :)

Kirsten Dunst is way cute though, plus I love her style :)

Comparing her to you is like comparing a puddle of rabbit piss to a root beer float (you being the root beer float).

Comparing her to you is like comparing a puddle of rabbit piss to a root beer float (you being the root beer float).

Mmmmm, one of my weaknesses.....root beer floats!

She is awfully pretty though:

As seen here (http://www.brandtpages.com/mt/braz/archives/images/kirsten-dunst-hottie.jpg)
And here... (http://www.gatheringstars.com/photos/kirsten-dunst.jpg)

As it often seems I am the only person who even resembles me, I guess I'll just have to cast me. Although if anyone knows oa an actor who is/has moderately tall, slightly overweight, blonde guy, who looks incredibly german, then he might look like me.

http://www.zvuki.ru/P/P/3092/

Minus the hat.

Natalie Portman. I think she could do a good job at acting like me.

Isabella Rossellini.
I've been told a couple of times that I look like her, which thrilled me to no end.

well i'd want Bill Murray just cos he's so cool, but if i had to go for similarity, i'd choose Kevin Smith. Assuming that Smith is like a toned-down version of his character, Silent Bob, in RL, i think a) i look a little like him (he doesn't have as long a face as me but ah well), b) i'm quite creative like Smith (he writes/produces/stars in his movies as well as doing other creative projects), he smokes weed, he's supposedly quite quiet like me, but pipes up when necessary (like me), and he's intelligent like i hope i am:D

http://www.moviemaze.de/celebs/0005/main.jpg
one day i will look like the dude himself...

well i'd want Bill Murray just cos he's so cool, but if i had to go for similarity, i'd choose Kevin Smith. Assuming that Smith is like a toned-down version of his character, Silent Bob, in RL, i think a) i look a little like him (he doesn't have as long a face as me but ah well), b) i'm quite creative like Smith (he writes/produces/stars in his movies as well as doing other creative projects), he smokes weed, he's supposedly quite quiet like me, but pipes up when necessary (like me), and he's intelligent like i hope i am:D

http://www.moviemaze.de/celebs/0005/main.jpg
one day i will look like the dude himself...


It's an ad for a poster... No picture is shown.

It's an ad for a poster... No picture is shown.

I know who you're talking about, PM. Silent Bob rocks. :)

It's an ad for a poster... No picture is shown.
:confused:

http://kino.ural.ru/movies/jay_and_silent_bob_strike_back/01.jpg better?


I know who you're talking about, PM. Silent Bob rocks. :)
hell yeah :)

:confused:

http://kino.ural.ru/movies/jay_and_silent_bob_strike_back/01.jpg better?


Yeah, much. Jay and Silent Bob kicked ass (what I saw of it, anyway).

I knew who you were talking about, too, it's just that the link to the original pic you posted was protected.

Yeah, much. Jay and Silent Bob kicked ass (what I saw of it, anyway).

I knew who you were talking about, too, it's just that the link to the original pic you posted was protected.
gah fair enough.
its no suprise i'd pick Kevin Smith, really. after all, Silent Bob has been my role model for years:p

Jay could be LP.

Jay could be LP.
lmao :p awesome

And this could be Jesussaves...

https://www.greatmodernpictures.com/sp-gimmeafixlg.jpg

Ben Affleck. Because he's what I'll look like in 20 years.

Or, I'd cast Lenard Nemoy. He looks nothing like me, but oh well.

"Weird Al" Yankovic in a fat suit fer me

Wouldn't be a contest. Mel Gibson.

Val Kilmer. I'm told by a number of people I know that I look exactly like him.

Similarities: Hair color, face shape, full lips, high cheek bones, prominent chin.

Differences: Eye color, hairline, I'm thinner.

http://www.bilbocine.com/santo.jpg
http://www.notableandnotorious.com/images/NN004-038.jpg

Drew Barrymore
She is seems really nice and takes some interesting and sometimes silly roles. And most importantly, my mom used to call me Gertie when I was little. :P