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Why dont girls like me?

Jaythewise
17-03-2005, 00:28
Really i am a good looking guy!

I have the smarts and the moxy to make it big baby!

Why cant I get that sweet love?

Here I am

http://www.planet-familyguy.com/downloads/wallpapers/andrew1/fg.miney.mouse-1024.jpg

SO why cant i get some?

Please help!
Lunatic Goofballs
17-03-2005, 00:30
Perhaps they sense your still developing gerbil fetish. :eek:
Hysterian
17-03-2005, 00:30
Man, you need SERIOUS help! :p
Einsteinian Big-Heads
17-03-2005, 00:31
http://www.planet-familyguy.com/downloads/wallpapers/andrew1/fg.miney.mouse-1024.jpg


Ah, WTF?
Jimusopolis
17-03-2005, 00:31
Because you're a muppet and/or a troll.

-Jimus-
Meaning
17-03-2005, 00:31
our a cross dressing mice, that took of his cloths to pose for walt-disney in the early days.... who would want u (i love family guy)
Teh Cameron Clan
17-03-2005, 00:31
*shudders*
Lries
17-03-2005, 00:32
Erm, dude, I don't know how to break it to you, but erm, you're a female mouse. :eek:
Super-power
17-03-2005, 00:32
Oh, yea? Why don't girls like *me?*

*I* have the smarts and the moxy to make it big baby!
Why cant *I* get that sweet love?
Here (http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/andrew_lloyd_webber_s_the_phantom_of_the_opera/_group_photos/emmy_rossum2.jpg) I am. :D
Jaythewise
17-03-2005, 00:33
Oh, yea? Why don't girls like *me?*

*I* have the smarts and the moxy to make it big baby!
Why cant *I* get that sweet love?
Here (http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/andrew_lloyd_webber_s_the_phantom_of_the_opera/_group_photos/emmy_rossum2.jpg) I am. :D


lol that was sweet!
Frieden88
17-03-2005, 00:33
this is very quite random
Legless Pirates
17-03-2005, 00:34
Sweet love? (http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/blackadder/epguide/images/two_money.jpg)
Ramissle
17-03-2005, 00:34
Oh, yea? Why don't girls like *me?*

*I* have the smarts and the moxy to make it big baby!
Why cant *I* get that sweet love?
Here (http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/andrew_lloyd_webber_s_the_phantom_of_the_opera/_group_photos/emmy_rossum2.jpg) I am. :D
Didn't we go through this already?
Super-power
17-03-2005, 00:35
Didn't we go through this already?
I swapped masks :D
Ramissle
17-03-2005, 00:35
Sweet love? (http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/blackadder/epguide/images/two_money.jpg)
That was the best blackadder ever. Besides the plauge one that is. :)
Gataway_Driver
17-03-2005, 00:35
Because you're a muppet and/or a troll.

-Jimus-
Coming from someone with 3 posts. 3 words Pot Kettle Black
Keruvalia
17-03-2005, 00:41
Girls like me ... they really, really like me.
Meaning
17-03-2005, 00:43
Oh, yea? Why don't girls like *me?*

*I* have the smarts and the moxy to make it big baby!
Why cant *I* get that sweet love?
Here (http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/andrew_lloyd_webber_s_the_phantom_of_the_opera/_group_photos/emmy_rossum2.jpg) I am. :D

shes asleep and ur touching her, THAT MY FRIEND IS RAPE
Ramissle
17-03-2005, 00:47
shes asleep and ur touching her, THAT MY FRIEND IS RAPE
Was that supposed to be funny in a way? Please tell me it was, because that is just a little less pathetic than being serious about that.
Frangland
17-03-2005, 00:48
lol.. thanks for the laugh! (needed it)
Burgman-Allen
17-03-2005, 04:28
Really i am a good looking guy!

I have the smarts and the moxy to make it big baby!

Why cant I get that sweet love?

Here I am

http://www.planet-familyguy.com/downloads/wallpapers/andrew1/fg.miney.mouse-1024.jpg

SO why cant i get some?

Please help!

You sound desperate, that's a real turn-off.
The Cat-Tribe
17-03-2005, 04:39
Pitt the Younger: There is just one thing before I go... (confidentially) I've got this sort of downy hair developing on my chest -- is that normal? Also, I get so lonely and confused. I've written a poem about it; maybe you'll understand. "Why do nice girls hate me? Why--

Edmund Blackadder: Get out, you nausating adolescent! (shoos him out the door) Piss off!

--Black Adder the Third -- Episode 1; "Dish and Dishonesty"
Cogitation
17-03-2005, 06:31
Really i am a good looking guy!

I have the smarts and the moxy to make it big baby!

Why cant I get that sweet love?

Here I am

http://www.planet-familyguy.com/downloads/wallpapers/andrew1/fg.miney.mouse-1024.jpg

SO why cant i get some?

Please help!
I want my IQ back from reading that post.

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester
Gnostikos
17-03-2005, 06:37
Pitt the Younger: There is just one thing before I go... (confidentially) I've got this sort of downy hair developing on my chest -- is that normal? Also, I get so lonely and confused. I've written a poem about it; maybe you'll understand. "Why do nice girls hate me? Why--

Edmund Blackadder: Get out, you nausating adolescent! (shoos him out the door) Piss off!

--Black Adder the Third -- Episode 1; "Dish and Dishonesty"
One word: Priceless. Blackadder is not nearly widespread enough.
Hatikva
17-03-2005, 06:41
You guys can't get any because you're chasing after girls that look like this:
http://1moviesearch.com/photos/brad_pitt1.jpg
Jaythewise
17-03-2005, 23:38
You guys can't get any because you're chasing after girls that look like this:
http://1moviesearch.com/photos/brad_pitt1.jpg


he would look good in a mouse suit
The Lightning Star
17-03-2005, 23:41
It's because you aren't me :/.
Jaythewise
17-03-2005, 23:43
I want my IQ back from reading that post.

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

hmm i think i meant it as a little prod to all the pre teen "why cant i get some threads" that make me want to throttle dem....

I never thought that as a youngin, i just thought the girls were lezbos
EASTERNBLOC
17-03-2005, 23:47
you need to goto a world war 2 memorial and sing soviet communist work songs, then you can get a lot of people to notice you at least, then goto the with th e usa bandana on and call her a comrade...

schwangerschaft ist schone!
Crimson Firefly
17-03-2005, 23:47
Mail me sometime!! :fluffle:
Unrighteousness
17-03-2005, 23:58
If you have to ask, than you should already know why.
The Cat-Tribe
18-03-2005, 00:43
One word: Priceless. Blackadder is not nearly widespread enough.

Thank you. You're a fantastic audience. Thank you. Thank you very much.