Maddox (Warning, Viewer Discretion is advised)
Honestly, I don't know what viewer discretion is advised means, but I'm just wondering how many people have been to the "Best Page in the Universe"?
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 22:46
aye
Yes I've been there and I think the man is scum.
Super-power
16-03-2005, 22:55
Yay Maddox!
Legless Pirates
16-03-2005, 22:55
Yes I've been there and I think the man is scum.
He's a pirate. How can you not love him?
San haiti
16-03-2005, 23:00
Yay Maddox!
Three cheers for Maddox! :p
Sdaeriji
16-03-2005, 23:01
That jerk didn't publish my e-mail about Orbitz. :(
East Coast Federation
16-03-2005, 23:01
Maddox is the most loving and caring person ever, he cares that everyone knows the truth!
I_Hate_Cows
16-03-2005, 23:02
That jerk didn't publish my e-mail about Orbitz. :(
He probably got enoguh to crash a normal email client
Sdaeriji
16-03-2005, 23:03
He probably got enoguh to crash a normal email client
Yeah, I know. But I was hoping I might make the cut.
Maddox is the most loving and caring person ever, he cares that everyone knows the truth!
You almost made me choke on my lunch! :(
Ckrotchistan
16-03-2005, 23:04
Maddox rules!!
Maddox is awsome, look for the I'm better than you kids or something like that, it is very funny.
Comdidia
16-03-2005, 23:07
Maddox rules because hes a pirate.....Yip.
Maddox is awsome, look for the I'm better than you kids or something like that, it is very funny.
It is:
"The premise: I can spell better, run faster, and do math better than your kids. Therefore, since my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I have taken the liberty to judge artwork done by kids on the internet."
Iustitia omnibus
16-03-2005, 23:07
ahh maddox, where would I be without you?
Lauriezia
16-03-2005, 23:09
My favourite maddox one is:
'Who would make a better president Bush or a box of Tic-tacs? An objective analysis.'
I love that site :D
Best one is the crappy childrens art - fantastic.
Iustitia omnibus
16-03-2005, 23:13
excellent journalsim *cough cough* hmm, yes
I Hate Kids (Still) is personally my favourite
Unistate
16-03-2005, 23:27
I'm not very taken with Maddox. The only really valid thing I've seen him say is arguing that illegal immigrants should recieve equal pay to those legally allowed to work, thereby eliminating the major benefit of employing them. Mostly though, he's a boring, tired man who's doing something I've seen done better and with far more subtlety before, by people less... stupid.
I'm not very taken with Maddox. The only really valid thing I've seen him say is arguing that illegal immigrants should recieve equal pay to those legally allowed to work, thereby eliminating the major benefit of employing them. Mostly though, he's a boring, tired man who's doing something I've seen done better and with far more subtlety before, by people less... stupid.
He's funny. Why do you disagree?
Dementedus_Yammus
16-03-2005, 23:50
Yes I've been there and I think the man is scum.
i agree
Jaythewise
16-03-2005, 23:54
wtf the maddox? you internet nerds
Maddox is fecking hilarious, one of my favourites is "Oops! You're racist."
Kleptonis
17-03-2005, 00:11
Maddox is hilarious if you know not to take everything he says word for word. If everyone did he'd be a dead man.
East Coast Federation
17-03-2005, 00:12
Maddox is truely Fair and Balanced news!
Chicken pi
17-03-2005, 00:12
Maddox is fecking hilarious, one of my favourites is "Oops! You're racist."
I loved the reply he did to the hatemail he got about that article.
Personally, I'm not too big a fan of maddox. A lot of the stuff he writes isn't really all that funny. However, he does have strokes of brilliance now and then.
Piquantrax
17-03-2005, 00:18
Maddox kicks ass, but one of his spinoff sites, www.theantiher0.com , is the funniest thing I've ever read.
Unistate
17-03-2005, 02:08
He's funny. Why do you disagree?
Because I personally find other things much more funny. I don't deny - Maddox has his moments - but they're few and far between. For me. IMO.
Maddox kicks ass, but one of his spinoff sites, www.theantiher0.com , is the funniest thing I've ever read.
I couldn't get to that. Are you sure that's the right address?
Maddox kicks ass, but one of his spinoff sites, www.theantiher0.com , is the funniest thing I've ever read.
Is that actually Maddox, or just someone trying to be Maddoxy?
Somehow "deer poop" and "KFC is bad for you" just don't sound like his speed.
The Lightning Star
17-03-2005, 03:01
I think that while on some cases I disagree with his statements, I can't help but say this dude has balls. Most other people who say this stuff hide behind their Blog name (I.E. "brtnylver2001221"), but this dude posted his name, his picture, where he lives, and what he does for a living! Not to mention, some of his remarks are funny( My favorite="Sponsor a vegetarian")
Maddox fucking rocks!
I loved the "Greeting Cards you wish you could buy" and the "How to kill yourself like a Man" segments.
Oh, and it looks like he got that one about Orbitz. It's up at the top.
Hammolopolis
17-03-2005, 03:02
Maddox is the center of all that is awesome in the universe. If you disagree you are wrong.
Quote time!
"I'm against abortion, but for killing babies. That way everyone loses, and I win. I'm neither pro choice, nor pro life; I'm pro you-shutting-the-hell-up."
Three cheers for Maddox! :p
Four!
Six!Seven!
Anyone who made O'Reilly Bingo is good for me!
Eight.
That man got 100,000,000 reading about his big nuts. That's pretty impressive.
The sun (give or take) :p