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What do you think of Dr. Phil?

German Kingdoms
16-03-2005, 07:13
What do you think of Dr. Phil?

I think hes a sell out of his gender. He probably doesn't have his fishing rod and two lucky charms anymore. You know I'm suprised hes a Texan. The way he does his show you'd think he'd be from San Fransico. Hes just too enfeminine for me.

Dr. Phil, stop the crap and act like a real man! Leave the Oprah style of talk show to the women.
Alien Born
16-03-2005, 07:13
Who is Dr. Phil?
Potaria
16-03-2005, 07:14
Oh FUCK no. Not this again...
German Kingdoms
16-03-2005, 07:19
Who is Dr. Phil?

A pansy who blames his own gender (male) for all of the world problems. I swear he praise women more than he does men. Hell I doubt hes even a real doctor. I hate Oprah for bringing this plauge unto us!
Spaam
16-03-2005, 07:21
He wasn't too bad, but he didn't swallow, which is bad in my books...

:p
Keruvalia
16-03-2005, 07:24
I find that Dr. Phil could be replaced by a Magic 8-Ball with no loss of advice quality or viewer ratings.
Salvondia
16-03-2005, 07:25
Half the time he's just Jerry Springer re-mix with a "I'm really trying to help you, but actually I just want ratings" spin. The rest of the time he's a male version of Oprah.

Personally I question if he really has a Y chromosome.
German Kingdoms
16-03-2005, 07:28
Half the time he's just Jerry Springer re-mix with a "I'm really trying to help you, but actually I just want ratings" spin. The rest of the time he's a male version of Oprah.

Personally I question if he really has a Y chromosome.

Sciencific test has proven that no, he does not.
Potaria
16-03-2005, 07:29
I find that Dr. Phil could be replaced by a Magic 8-Ball with no loss of advice quality or viewer ratings.


Couldn't have said it better myself!
Alurius
16-03-2005, 07:31
Dr.Phil is pure evil. He's more evil than Hitler and Robohitler put together. He is the cause of the world's problems, not his precious men. He is eeevil.
Potaria
16-03-2005, 07:33
Dr.Phil is pure evil. He's more evil than Hitler and Robohitler put together. He is the cause of the world's problems, not his precious men. He is eeevil.


I think Glenn Danzig would say otherwise.
Alien Born
16-03-2005, 07:35
OK. I'm glad I don't have US television. I don't get to "have" to watch this dubious Dr.

Why don't you just switch off or better still change channel? That would get rid of him.
German Kingdoms
16-03-2005, 07:35
OK. I'm glad I don't have US television. I don't get to "have" to watch this dubious Dr.

Why don't you just switch off or better still change channel? That would get rid of him.

But hes becoming like Mc. Donald, hes becoming EVERYWHERE!
Fascist Squirrels
16-03-2005, 07:37
I swear he praise women more than he does men.
From the way you talk, it sounds like you could learn something from him.

I don't like Phil, I think he's quite the moron, but seriously, you're just being quite the ass. This isn't wanted or necessary. :headbang:
Alien Born
16-03-2005, 07:38
But hes becoming like Mc. Donald, hes becoming EVERYWHERE!

He's not here yet. And we hardly bother with McDonalds either. (Why would we when a real steak sandwich costs less).
German Kingdoms
16-03-2005, 07:38
From the way you talk, it sounds like you could learn something from him.

I don't like Phil, I think he's quite the moron, but seriously, you're just being quite the ass. This isn't wanted or necessary. :headbang:

Look, theres praising people when they deserve to be praised. If one of my classmate did a good job on a test. I will praise him or her. But Dr. Phil has his lips so far up peoples ass, they are brown! Its like the media praising Paris Hilton because shes a whore. Its asasine.
German Kingdoms
16-03-2005, 07:39
He's not here yet. And we hardly bother with McDonalds either. (Why would we when a real steak sandwich costs less).

Real steak sandwiches? what are those like?!!
Fascist Squirrels
16-03-2005, 07:41
He's not here yet. And we hardly bother with McDonalds either. (Why would we when a real steak sandwich costs less).
Thank god, at least someone's ignoring them. Somehow McDonalds seems to be re-gaining its popularity among the teenage population. I don't even understand why a typical skinny 15 year old would risk the fat deposits.
Alurius
16-03-2005, 07:42
He's not here yet. And we hardly bother with McDonalds either. (Why would we when a real steak sandwich costs less).

Mcdonalds will become everywhere and everything, fool. You have no chance to resist.
Potaria
16-03-2005, 07:46
Mcdonalds will become everywhere and everything, fool. You have no chance to resist.


So long as we have Wendy's, we will have our freedom!!
Alien Born
16-03-2005, 07:47
Real steak sandwiches? what are those like?!!

Take one decent thick cut of best rear end of cow (Often filet mignon here, but sometime sirloin) Rub this in some rough salt. Flame Grill to taste.
Take a large crusty bap, Open this, Place some Lettuce, some tomato. Add the fresh sizziling steak. Then come the options of cheese, ham, egg etc. Close the bap. Eat.

To buy, it costs about US$2.

Brazil
A Great holiday destination. No Dr. Phil, G String Bikinis, and great food.

(I live here, but that requires either luck or contacts.)
German Kingdoms
16-03-2005, 07:47
Take one decent thick cut of best rear end of cow (Often filet mignon here, but sometime sirloin) Rub this in some rough salt. Flame Grill to taste.
Take a large crusty bap, Open this, Place some Lettuce, some tomato. Add the fresh sizziling steak. Then come the options of cheese, ham, egg etc. Close the bap. Eat.

To buy, it costs about US$2.

Brazil
A Great holiday destination. No Dr. Phil, G String Bikinis, and great food.

(I live here, but that requires either luck or contacts.)


**mouth waters**
Alurius
16-03-2005, 07:48
So long as we have Wendy's, we will have our freedom!!

You can't protect Wendy's forever! They will fall before the might of Mcdonald's!
Alien Born
16-03-2005, 07:49
Thank god, at least someone's ignoring them. Somehow McDonalds seems to be re-gaining its popularity among the teenage population. I don't even understand why a typical skinny 15 year old would risk the fat deposits.

The only customers they have here are the desperate fifteen year olds who are trying, and failing, to be fashionable. The fashionable ones eat the local food, not imported grease.
Alien Born
16-03-2005, 07:53
Mcdonalds will become everywhere and everything, fool. You have no chance to resist.

They can come here, and close due to lack of customers. It keeps happening.
There is a second category of customer. The three to seven year olds. Great atmosphere. Four year olds screaming their heads off with their brain dead bimbo mothers and fifteen year olds pretending to be seventeen year olds.

I think I prefer to stop thinking about this now.

*Summons image of steak sandwich*
Patra Caesar
16-03-2005, 08:04
I think Dr Phil actually helps people in some of his shows, especially the get fit campaigns.
Bottle
16-03-2005, 13:54
What do you think of Dr. Phil?

I think hes a sell out of his gender. He probably doesn't have his fishing rod and two lucky charms anymore. You know I'm suprised hes a Texan. The way he does his show you'd think he'd be from San Fransico. Hes just too enfeminine for me.

Dr. Phil, stop the crap and act like a real man! Leave the Oprah style of talk show to the women.
he's a quack. he gives ludicrously traditionalist advice that has no actual grounding in psychology...he just wants everybody to live the way he does, and writes books telling them so. it's disgusting that anybody listens to him.
Mt-Tau
16-03-2005, 14:01
I find that Dr. Phil could be replaced by a Magic 8-Ball with no loss of advice quality or viewer ratings.

I'll second that.
Kejott
16-03-2005, 14:10
A pansy who blames his own gender (male) for all of the world problems. I swear he praise women more than he does men. Hell I doubt hes even a real doctor. I hate Oprah for bringing this plauge unto us!

Don't know what fantasy world you live in buddy, but last time I checked Males ARE the cause of most of the problems in the world. Besides natural disasters and natural death, men have caused the most death and suffering between the two genders, and what makes it worse is most of it is over stupid stuff!
Mental lands
16-03-2005, 14:19
Oh god i can't stand that guy. Never seen the program but its on sky one right between stargate and star trek, I need a healthy dose of nerd programs or i start acting like one :D
Peechland
16-03-2005, 14:39
I'd take advice from a potato before I'd take advice from Dr. Phil. He's self righteous and thinks he knows everything. I think he's full of crap and I hate it when I'm engaged in a conversation about my kids or something and someone (like my ex or my mom) says "well Dr. Phil says so-in-so". Give me a f-ing break.