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I'm pretty normal, I guess. I am an artist, and pretty smart. I'm vocals in a band. I play video games and stuff. here is a picture of me on a bad day. (http://www.geocities.com/revengemydarling/mec.jpg)

1) You look about 15. Not having a girlfriend at 15 is hardly a big deal.

2) You asked why you never had a girlfriend on an internet forum. I think thats the biggest reason.

why havent I ever had a gir...oh... :(

Well, I'm really bored. I mean, you wouldn't believe it. Just a topic to start.

I'm pretty normal, I guess. I am an artist, and pretty smart. I'm vocals in a band. I play video games and stuff. here is a picture of me on a bad day. (http://www.geocities.com/revengemydarling/mec.jpg)

Well, get a haircut, lose those posters, and be confident in yourself. You have to ask them out as I'm sure the girls these days don't ask boys out. It's like fishing son, throw out your line enough times, and you'll get some bites!

Oh, that's not my house.

2) You asked why you never had a girlfriend on an internet forum. I think thats the biggest reason.

Plus look at which internet forum. Every girl wants a guy who makes his own country...... :rolleyes:

In all seriousness, try looking at your personallity. Are you nice to girls? Do you say and do idiotic things around them? And, most importaintly, although it doesn't have anything to do personallity, do you smell?

Oh, that's not my house.
Stop squatting in people's houses and go home.

You have to ask them out as I'm sure the girls these days don't ask boys out.I do. It's like fishing son, throw out your line enough times, and you'll get some bites!Hmm - bites. See above.
:D

I smell fine. I am very nice to girls. But, the last time I asked one out, I was rejected.

No one else is gonna give me advice, besides you people on this forum.

I smell fine. I am very nice to girls. But, the last time I asked one out, I was rejected.

No one else is gonna give me advice, besides you people on this forum.
ask another girl out

a girl isnt some alien being whos going to eat you, just go and ask...whats the worst that can happen?

There is this one girl..

And, most importaintly, although it doesn't have anything to do personallity, do you smell?Perhaps the men of NS can explain something to me. I'm female, and I go to great lengths to ensure that I DON'T smell, especially on hot, sticky days.
Why do most guys always smell? It's really not attractive.

My number one guess, with the info you gave, is look around you. It's probally just your popularity. Or maybe you have some nasty habit we don't know about. You'll get someone soon. Just take Johnny's advice.

There is this one girl..Oooh, gossip. *grabs coffee mug and settles on couch* Okay. Spill. What's she like?

Perhaps the men of NS can explain something to me. I'm female, and I go to great lengths to ensure that I DON'T smell, especially on hot, sticky days.
Why do most guys always smell? It's really not attractive.
They probably don't know/care. We aren't girls, we do care what we look/smell like all the time.

Perhaps the men of NS can explain something to me. I'm female, and I go to great lengths to ensure that I DON'T smell, especially on hot, sticky days.
Why do most guys always smell? It's really not attractive.
More overactive sweat glands. Personally, I begin to sweat just by putting on a winter jacket. I don't smell though, I use the right combination of deoderant and take two showers a day, so its not really a problem.

Perhaps the men of NS can explain something to me. I'm female, and I go to great lengths to ensure that I DON'T smell, especially on hot, sticky days.
Why do most guys always smell? It's really not attractive.
A good portion of us really don't care about our appearance until we run into a member of the opposite (or same if that floats your boat) sex, and by then it's too late.

My number one guess, with the info you gave, is look around you. It's probally just your popularity. Or maybe you have some nasty habit we don't know about. You'll get someone soon. Just take Johnny's advice.

Yeah I feel sorry, at his age I was laying more pipe then roto rooter!

Perhaps the men of NS can explain something to me. I'm female, and I go to great lengths to ensure that I DON'T smell, especially on hot, sticky days.
Why do most guys always smell? It's really not attractive.
What IS up with that?

And to the original poster, meh, who cares. You're FIFTEEN. You're not an old maid yet. ;) (Yes, I know you're a guy...)

How are we supposed to be attracted to you if you smell the first time we meet you? *mopes*
At least I've educated my brothers in the fine art of wearing anti-perspirant deodorant.

I agree with Hammolopolis that you should just go home. Amen

I'm pretty normal, I guess. I am a journalist, and pretty smart. I play the piano. I do karate, and running and stuff. Here (http://www.tbpac.com/shows/show_images/phantom.jpg) is a picture of me on a bad day :D

Gaming Master...LOL

How are we supposed to be attracted to you if you smell the first time we meet you? *mopes*
At least I've educated my brothers in the fine art of wearing anti-perspirant deodorant.
personally I make a point to put on anti persperent deoderant and shower at least once a day, but then again I know a guy that says he doesn't need to shower on a regular basis. He is in my strength and conditioning class, and he is personally the nastiest person I know, and I go to great lengths to avoid him.

I'm pretty normal, I guess. I am a journalist, and pretty smart. I play the piano. I do karate, and running and stuff. Here (http://www.tbpac.com/shows/show_images/phantom.jpg) is a picture of me on a bad day :D
So, does that running include chasing girls skirts during plays? :D

I'm pretty normal, I guess. I am a journalist, and pretty smart. I play the piano. I do karate, and running and stuff. Here (http://www.tbpac.com/shows/show_images/phantom.jpg) is a picture of me on a bad day :D
I dunno, the totured artist schicht usually gets mad tail.

You're 15 and you're worrying about a girlfriend. I'm 19 and I've yet to meet one, I know 21 year olds who have yet to meet one, we're the rarity though, you've got plenty of time. (Just realised this is probably far from comforting).

This is the friggin stupidest topic to talk about on a POLITICAL SIMULATOR!!!

hey go club, is that why ur playing a political simulator?

So, does that running include chasing girls skirts during plays? :D
The Phantom is near!

I wanna play counter-strike... :mp5:

The Phantom is nigh!
Um, you know you just said "The phantom is close in time", right? If not, I officially throw down my Grammar Police badge, for I have not preformed my duties correctly!
Now, wheres Pure Metal and his pick ax he said I could commit seppuku with.......

Um, you know you just said "The phantom is close in time", right? If not, I officially throw down my Grammar Police badge, for I have not preformed my duties correctly!
Now, wheres Pure Metal and his pick ax he said I could commit seppuku with.......

*Hands an old Ice-Axe*

Hey, it's not exactly a pick-axe, but beggars can't be choosers buddy.

*Hands an old Ice-Axe*

Hey, it's not exactly a pick-axe, but beggars can't be choosers buddy.
Sure they can! Thats what shopliftings for!

I'm pretty normal, I guess. I am a journalist, and pretty smart. I play the piano. I do karate, and running and stuff. Here (http://www.tbpac.com/shows/show_images/phantom.jpg) is a picture of me on a bad day :D
fine then I'll go for the why am I single as well.

I'm a fairly normal guy, I might seem a bit intimidating with the way I usually dress. I am fairly muscular, and really tall. I look like this (http://img107.exs.cx/img107/5537/me14ug.gif) I don't usually wear the orange shirt though. I am smart, thoughtfull and funny if you get to know me. I guess thats my pitch.

since the otehr pic is a bit dark I'll take a better pic of my face (http://img66.exs.cx/img66/7116/face7hy.jpg).

EDIT: and a nice little pussy for you all (http://img199.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img199&image=img02606iq.jpg)

Sorry NoF, but you look like a hobbit.
Maybe thats the real reason why.....

Sorry NoF, but you look like a hobbit.
Maybe thats the real reason why.....
you can't imagine how horrible I am at taking photo's of myself. I look different in photo's than I do normally. To put it shortly, I am horribly not photogenic.

Q:fine then I'll go for the why am I single as well.

I'm a fairly normal guy, I might seem a bit intimidating with the way I usually dress. I am fairly muscular, and really tall. I look like this (http://img107.exs.cx/img107/5537/me14ug.gif) I don't usually wear the orange shirt though. I am smart, thoughtfull and funny if you get to know me. I guess thats my pitch.

since the otehr pic is a bit dark I'll take a better pic of my face (http://img66.exs.cx/img66/7116/face7hy.jpg).

EDIT: and a nice little pussy for you all (http://img199.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img199&image=img02606iq.jpg)
A: Your asking this question on the internet. Thats why.

Q:
A: Your asking this question on the internet. Thats why.
actually I have a Girlfriend so It doesn't really matter anyway. As a matter of fact I have a group of girls that follow me around, not my following them, but them following me.

actually I have a Girlfriend so It doesn't really matter anyway. As a matter of fact I have a group of girls that follow me around, not my following them, but them following me.
I'm sure thats true, but why did you say you were single?

you can't imagine how horrible I am at taking photo's of myself. I look different in photo's than I do normally. To put it shortly, I am horribly not photogenic.
Ok. It should read then: You look like a hobbit in that picture.
I don't doubt at all that you really don't look like that. You should see the pictures I took of myself. Absolutly horrible. But when other people take pictures of me, they say I look like David Hasselhoff. Go figure.

They don't have white canes and/or guide dogs do they?






j/k

I'm sure thats true, but why did you say you were single?
I said I was single to play along with the thread. I'm going to spending my spring break with several of them, and my parents are going to the beach, so I'll let your imagination fly at that.



Ok. It should read then: You look like a hobbit in that picture.
I don't doubt at all that you really don't look like that. You should see the pictures I took of myself. Absolutly horrible. But when other people take pictures of me, they say I look like David Hasselhoff. Go figure.
You can't imagine how many pictures I went through until i found one that I didn't look retarded, looked like I was gonna kill someone, or wasn't making a stupid face

Ok. It should read then: You look like a hobbit in that picture.
I don't doubt at all that you really don't look like that. You should see the pictures I took of myself. Absolutly horrible. But when other people take pictures of me, they say I look like David Hasselhoff. Go figure.
UGH

I'd rather have the hobbit look than Hasselhoff. At least hobbits can be cute.

They don't have white canes and/or guide dogs do they?






j/k
YOU KNOW TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!! I must kill you now *squeezes trigger*

I said I was single to play along with the thread. I'm going to spending my spring break with several of them, and my parents are going to the beach, so I'll let your imagination fly at that.

It won't

UGH

I'd rather have the hobbit look than Hasselhoff. At least hobbits can be cute.
Don't worry, its just the hair. I don't look like him at all.

Don't worry, its just the hair. I don't look like him at all.
Whew

Be thankful everyday for that.

The best way to meet girls is to just say, "Hi" and introduce yourself. I dunno why yall have a hard time with this... lol.

When I first saw my current girlfriend, I thought, damn, that bitch is hot. So I acted like I knew her and was all like, "Hey!" and she thought that she was supposed to know me, so she was friendly, and 2 years 7 months later, we're still together.

Most of the posters in this thread have been total assholes, and I'd bet they don't have any gf other than Palmela Handerson or Handgelina Jolie. I know about 2 of you are gonna be all like "nu-uh! I'm married" or "I have a girlfriend!" woopty-doo.

One thing you do NOT want to do man...is ask them out like right away...and a lot. Girls freak out when guys get way too forward like that. Give a girl lots of compliments too...not the bogus like oh you fell from heaven ones, but just like normal truthful MOSTLY believable ones hah. The biggest way I've gotten girls to like me is by just talking to them on MSN!! If you really have no life this should be no problem at all, cause you'll be on like almost 24/7. Talking to chicks every night till 3 am will get them very fond of you...if conversation goes well and is in a good flow. Highlight your hair if you don't already, or if your hair is blonde or black anyways. Go lift weights. And chicks usually dig flirting as long as it doesn't go so far as to assume the girl is easy.

and don't use pick up lines at all.... I don't know of any girl who likes those.

but once, I did get the "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" one to work.

Most of the posters in this thread have been total assholes, and I'd bet they don't have any gf other than Palmela Handerson or Handgelina Jolie. I know about 2 of you are gonna be all like "nu-uh! I'm married" or "I have a girlfriend!" woopty-doo.
I sure hope you don't think I'm an ass. If you want a serious explination as to the group of girls that follow me around, two of them are my closest friends. I'm sort of in an off and on thing with one of them so right now its an on thing, hence my having a Girlfriend. The others are friends that aren't terribly close but not far.

I sure hope you don't think I'm an ass. If you want a serious explination as to the group of girls that follow me around, two of them are my closest friends. I'm sort of in an off and on thing with one of them so right now its an on thing, hence my having a Girlfriend. The others are friends that aren't terribly close but not far.

I wasn't talking about you.

I"m single becuause I'm too ugly...

*weeps uncontrollably*

I"m single becuause I'm too ugly...

*weeps uncontrollably*

Just find yourself one of NoF's blind entourage, you'll be fine.

Just find yourself one of NoF's blind entourage, you'll be fine.
damn, normally when I kill somone they stay dead. Damned zombies

damn, normally when I kill somone they stay dead. Damned zombies

Ha HA, I am in-vincible

*Falls off chair, breaking neck in process*

*Dies*

I'm pretty normal, I guess. I am an artist, and pretty smart. I'm vocals in a band. I play video games and stuff. here is a picture of me on a bad day. (http://www.geocities.com/revengemydarling/mec.jpg)

You know what... I'd love to date a guy like you. I'm a junior in high school and I've only ever had one boyfriend... it was freshman year and lasted a day. Anyway, I tend to fall for guys that are "bad" because I'm afraid of getting hurt... and I know that I won't date one of those guys. Anyways, I'd love to marry a guy who hadn'ted dated that many girls because then I wouldn't wbe so self conscience and ask myself questions like "how does he compare me to his ex"

........Anyways, just hang in there... cuz believe me I'm having that same problem ... only with guys. One day, you'll meet the girl of your dreams... and all the single years won't matter. :)

I'm pretty normal, I guess. I am an artist, and pretty smart. I'm vocals in a band. I play video games and stuff. here is a picture of me on a bad day. (http://www.geocities.com/revengemydarling/mec.jpg)


Ummm i am missing one of my eyes and i get more girls than you! thats sad man, just ask them out or get a nose job at least....

talk to them nice and shit but be careful not to enter the "friendzone" case then things get very weird.....oh and don't go after bitchy chicks they're a handful.

Hey kid, I didn't have my first real boyfriend till I was 16. I had one from 4th grade to 6th grade but that didn't count because he was just my best friend. I didn't have my first kiss till I was 17. Sound pathetic? Nah! I was just waiting for the right moment. Don't let people make you feel like you HAVE to have a girlfriend. If you believe that, then you will come across as desperate and desperation is VERY unattractive to girls/women. Just relax and enjoy being a teen without stressing yourself out over not having a g/f. She will come around in time.

MEN OUT THERE, THIS MESSAGE WAS FOR YOU TOO. STOP BEING SO DESPERATE AND JUST BE YOU. THOSE ARE THE GUYS WE LIKE!!!! :D

BTW, I am now happily married. :fluffle:

Ummm i am missing one of my eyes and i get more girls than you! thats sad man, just ask them out or get a nose job at least....


Hey now! Be nice to the poor kid!!! :(

You're not trying hard enough. Or you're trying too hard. One of those.

You should try harder. Or not try so hard. Something like that.

Hope that helps.

talk to them nice and shit but be careful not to enter the "friendzone" case then things get very weird.....oh and don't go after bitchy chicks they're a handful.
I tend to have that "friendzone" problem. I don't know when there flirting or being freindly anymore, and it really scares me.

I didn't get my first g.f. until I was almost 19. And if someone as butt-ugly as me can get one, anyone can. Anyone.

I didn't get my first g.f. until I was almost 19. And if someone as butt-ugly as me can get one, anyone can. Anyone.
How many times do I have to tell you people that I"M the ugly person here! (in terms of physical appearance)

Perhaps the men of NS can explain something to me. I'm female, and I go to great lengths to ensure that I DON'T smell, especially on hot, sticky days.
Why do most guys always smell? It's really not attractive.

oddly enough, I watching something on the discovery channel and they had some stupid show on the sense of smell. In one of the experiments they did, they presented tee shirts to various women and had them smell them and rate them. The smell that generated the most response and elevated brain levels was....a shirt that had been worn by a guy for 3 days without bathing. Apparantly, the smell of male sweat has a strong uplifting effect on women. Of course, I am sure that the response would have been very different if they had KNOWN that they were smelling a sweaty tee shirt.


And all this time I been bathing on a regular basis and wondering why I have to work to get laid.

I'm 19 years old and am working on my first real boyfriend. I say just give it time. When you find a girl you like just talk to her and ask her to do things and if it works throw a party.

I tend to have that "friendzone" problem. I don't know when there flirting or being freindly anymore, and it really scares me.


I got the same prob thats y i brought it up, my new theory is talk to them flirt learn about thme but when they start talking about their family and feelings BACK OFF until the frist date then have her talk about watever. thats my best theory

I'm pretty normal, I guess. I am an artist, and pretty smart. I'm vocals in a band. I play video games and stuff. here is a picture of me on a bad day. (http://www.geocities.com/revengemydarling/mec.jpg)

Pretty normal, artist, pretty smart, vocals in a band, video games.

Sounds like the quiet, not-made-fun-of-but-not-popular type that slips under the radar.

I get the impression from the few posts I read that you've also only really asked someone out once. It took me three tries for a guy to say yes to me. Ended up being my third relationship too since other people asked me out, but that's not the point. Said guy (current boyfriend) also has me as a first girlfriend, and he hasn't got anything wrong with him - just quiet.

Why haven't you ever had a girlfriend? Because you're not forward enough and your social group is probably not a dazzling incentive in itself. How can you get a girlfriend? Think of a girl you like, get to know her, and then ASK HER OUT. And keep in mind you will get rejected sometimes, you just have to harden yourself to it and move on. Oh yeah, and stay cute, keep your talents, and don't sell out to jackass popularity.

Yeah, I think people just hate me.

Yeah, I think people just hate me.
Yes

Yes that is right.

I have a problem, now. I saw a girl the other day wearing an "I love Geeks" shirt.....she didn't love me.

I have a problem, now. I saw a girl the other day wearing an "I love Geeks" shirt.....she didn't love me.

boy rent some porn boy

Original poster, I'm a 15-year-old female and I think you're cute =p.

P.S. - Girls in high school suck. Don't worry about it.

Original poster, I'm a 15-year-old female and I think you're cute =p.

P.S. - Girls in high school suck. Don't worry about it.
Could this be love?

Do I care?

My advice would be the following: try the internet. I've never had an RL guy, but I met someone on-line. Internet boys or girls can't tell if you're ugly or not. They judge you solely by what you say and do.

You wouldn't think I looked good with my normal stuff on..

boy rent some porn boy

Rent some of my porn. ;) It'll show you how to treat a lady. She may not think she wants it, but a few slaps and usually they just melt in your arms.

I'm pretty normal, I guess. I am an artist, and pretty smart. I'm vocals in a band. I play video games and stuff. here is a picture of me on a bad day. (http://www.geocities.com/revengemydarling/mec.jpg)
Awwww... you sound sweet. I don't know what to tell ya.

Rent some of my porn. ;) It'll show you how to treat a lady. She may not think she wants it, but a few slaps and usually they just melt in your arms.

He may need to start out with a penis pump...

The best way to meet girls is to just say, "Hi" and introduce yourself. I dunno why yall have a hard time with this... lol.

That's what my boyfriend did! We ended up sitting next to each other at a homeschool thing for six-twelth graders to learn stuff, (AKA: Drama, Sports, Sewing, Music, Chess, exc...) and we've known each other since, like, September and have been dating since December.

EDIT: Try just that, sit next to her and say 'Hi, my name's ^&%&*. What's yours?' Bet that'll lead somewhere after a few months, if you don't push too much. My guy and I didn't even swap numbers till January. Just held hands once a couple weeks before Christmas, chatted with friends and then the flame was still on in January so we had a first date the last day of January and he surprised me with both of our first kiss.

Sascha. I know its not the most masculine name, but I didn't choose it.

Get the Mario Party shit off your walls.

Maybe you could read the thread before posting. That's not my house...idiot.. :rolleyes:

I'm fourteen, and unlike all my friends, I'm not desperate to get a girlfriend. All three girls I've ever asked out have said no, and with each of them when they say no I'm just like "Ok" to me its not a big deal.

However being turned down made me start a game, called The Turn Down Game.

Here is how it is, the point is to see how many girls say no to you. However you can't just go up to random girls, you have to try. You have to like them, and you actually have to try to start a relationship. If they say no, you get a point.

I've got three points, however since they are the only girls I've ever asked out my score doubles. I have 6 points.

I'f a girl says "I'll think about it" it is 1/2 a point, if she eventually says no its one point. If she says yes, you lose all your points.

Anytime a girl says yes, you lose all your points.

(oh and also, it doesn't have to be girls being asked out, for you ladies it can be asking guys out as well. Its just more normal for guys to ask girls)

Maybe you could read the thread before posting. That's not my house...idiot.. :rolleyes:


get a hooker dude

I'm fourteen, and unlike all my friends, I'm not desperate to get a girlfriend. All three girls I've ever asked out have said no, and with each of them when they say no I'm just like "Ok" to me its not a big deal.

However being turned down made me start a game, called The Turn Down Game.

Here is how it is, the point is to see how many girls say no to you. However you can't just go up to random girls, you have to try. You have to like them, and you actually have to try to start a relationship. If they say no, you get a point.

I've got three points, however since they are the only girls I've ever asked out my score doubles. I have 6 points.

I'f a girl says "I'll think about it" it is 1/2 a point, if she eventually says no its one point. If she says yes, you lose all your points.

Anytime a girl says yes, you lose all your points.

(oh and also, it doesn't have to be girls being asked out, for you ladies it can be asking guys out as well. Its just more normal for guys to ask girls)


you really need a hooker

Maybe you could read the thread before posting. That's not my house...idiot.. :rolleyes:

Oh, I'm sorry. My bad. Try this one on for size:

Unless it's a chick's house, stop hanging out in houses that have Mario Party shit on the walls.

Oh, I'm sorry. My bad. Try this one on for size:

Unless it's a chick's house, stop hanging out in houses that have Mario Party shit on the walls.


:D

Its my cousin's house. Who is a 'chick.'

This is the friggin stupidest topic to talk about on a POLITICAL SIMULATOR!!!

Know what? While this may be a political simulator, the forum tends to foster strong friendships and becomes an almost familylike entity.

Where else can you get intelligent advice from people all over the world?

heh 'political simulator'

welcome to General man, where we can talk about anything. Well...almost anything.