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I know sweetie, you gotta take the bad with the good, life can be really tough sometimes but it's worth it for the good times*crushes the glass in his gloved hand. let's the shards and the wine drop to the sand. Then a new glass... thicker and clearer forms in his hand. He refills it and sips from the new glass.*

That's what 'she' wouldv'e said... after kicking my ass for being such a pessimistic bastard that is... :)

That you do... *Kisses back*

what are your dreams? what does this person named Kel strive for?

My dreams...

*Looks at Bits then stares out of the window looking out towards the sea*

...my dreams...

*shrugs*

...what I strive for is to live my life so when I look back I can say that I have not wasted this miracle that I was given...I strive to make those around me happy and protect that happiness as best I can, because if those around me are happy, I can be joyful too. But as for my dreams...well...there is one dream that I wish for...that is that I can make a difference to someone, if not many people, and change their lives for the better...


OOC: woah, that caught me off guard...

My dreams...

*Looks at Bits then stares out of the window looking out towards the sea*

...my dreams...

*shrugs*

...what I strive for is to live my life so when I look back I can say that I have not wasted this miracle that I was given...I strive to make those around me happy and protect that happiness as best I can, because if those around me are happy, I can be joyful too. But as for my dreams...well...there is one dream that I wish for...that is that I can make a difference to someone, if not many people,...for the better.


OOC: woah, that caught me off guard... :eek:
:)
beautiful... and well said.
*drinks her brandy while deep in thought.*

:eek:
:)
beautiful... and well said.
*drinks her brandy while deep in thought.*

But as for my dreams, they are only dreams...i have to tell them to others so they understand...no one has ever said it better than,

Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread carefully because you tread on my dreams.

OOC: Back! Any new hot babes join? :D (sorry, couldn't resist ;) )

*crushes the glass in his gloved hand. let's the shards and the wine drop to the sand. Then a new glass... thicker and clearer forms in his hand. He refills it and sips from the new glass.*

That's what 'she' wouldv'e said... after kicking my ass for being such a pessimistic bastard that is... :)
who? Gide?

But as for my dreams, they are only dreams...i have to tell them to others so they understand...no one has ever said it better than,

Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread carefully because you tread on my dreams.beautiful... where is that from?

who? Gide?*sad Bitter laugh* no... someone I shouldv'e known better...

a... co-worker you might say.

beautiful... where is that from?

WB Yeats :) It was written 106 years ago and its pretty much the only poem thats meant anything to me...

WB Yeats :) It was written 106 years ago and its pretty much the only poem thats meant anything to me...you my dear friend, have the soul of a samurai.

you my dear friend, have the soul of a samurai.

If that is but one part of my soul then I would be happy :)

If that is but one part of my soul then I would be happy :)then be happy my dear... be happy.

then be happy my dear... be happy.

*Smiles*

And what of you? What is it that drives you?

*sad Bitter laugh* no... someone I shouldv'e known better...

a... co-worker you might say.a co-worker?

a co-worker?I had obligations to fulfill... and she helped me fulfill them.

[stares out into the waves.]

I had obligations to fulfill... and she helped me fulfill them.

[stares out into the waves.]
ok

*Smiles*

And what of you? What is it that drives you?peace and well being for my people... a stable economy... a thriving social structure...

...

a time when I can step down, turn the crown over to my successor and be me again.

ok*smiles.*
sorry... don't mean to be rude.

a sacrifice needed to be made, and she made it.... for me. unfortunately... I was hurt...










Badly.

peace and well being for my people... a stable economy... a thriving social structure...

...

a time when I can step down, turn the crown over to my successor and be me again.

You don't have to remain monarch until the very end?

*smiles.*
sorry... don't mean to be rude.

a sacrifice needed to be made, and she made it.... for me. unfortunately... I was hurt...










Badly.do you want to tell me about it?

You don't have to remain monarch until the very end?I could if I wanted to... but being a Monarch places demands on your life... there are costs...
[sigh]
Naughty Bits isn't my name... it's the name every ruler has to assume. that way, the focus is on the position and not the person. we use such a name to keep the Rulers Humble. one day, a man may sit on the throne and he will be Naughty Bits... :D

and the successor may not be my decendant... or even related to me.

do you want to tell me about it?maybe... one day i'll have the strength to tell you everything.

Just not ready to relive that day right now. :(

maybe... one day i'll have the strength to tell you everything.

Just not ready to relive that day right now. :(
that's ok *hugs* you don't have to tell me anything you don't want to

I could if I wanted to... but being a Monarch places demands on your life... there are costs...
[sigh]
Naughty Bits isn't my name... it's the name every ruler has to assume. that way, the focus is on the position and not the person. we use such a name to keep the Rulers Humble. one day, a man may sit on the throne and he will be Naughty Bits... :D

and the successor may not be my decendant... or even related to me.

Yeah, being royalty will have the same plus' and minus' as ever...

I guess the person who though up the idea of naughty bits either must have had a very good sense of humour or a slight grudge against the monarchy...still in principle its a very good idea...pity more countries don't think of something like that...

how does the crown pass on then?

that's ok *hugs* you don't have to tell me anything you don't want to*hugs back* thanks...

Yeah, being royalty will have the same plus' and minus' as ever...

I guess the person who though up the idea of naughty bits either must have had a very good sense of humour or a slight grudge against the monarchy...still in principle its a very good idea...pity more countries don't think of something like that...

how does the crown pass on then? :D actually, he was a drunkard and womanizer... the media called him the Naughtiest Bit of Governement we had. He let it slide and spread to other countries... because on the negotiating table, he was the best. those rulers thought they were dealing with an imbicile... and after the negotiations were done, they left thinking they had the better deal when in fact he did. Our country became the masters of bluffing with no hand. :D

As for choosing a successor... that is one of the greatest secrets our government has. so far, it must work because we haven't had any real problems to deal with.... yet.

:D actually, he was a drunkard and womanizer... the media called him the Naughtiest Bit of Governement we had. He let it slide and spread to other countries... because on the negotiating table, he was the best. those rulers thought they were dealing with an imbicile... and after the negotiations were done, they left thinking they had the better deal when in fact he did. Our country became the masters of bluffing with no hand. :D

As for choosing a successor... that is one of the greatest secrets our government has. so far, it must work because we haven't had any real problems to deal with.... yet.

Well, you always have to take the rough with the smooth and he sounds like a decent mix of both :D And as for the system, if it works, it works. :)

*Watches the waves with an arm around Tinks.*

*Watches the waves with an arm around Tinks.*
are you settling back into your job here ok?

are you settling back into your job here ok?OOC: Gotcha.

IC: Yep... thanks for holding the position for me.

OOC: did you know grabbing a pc through remote control can be fun? :D

OOC: Gotcha.

IC: Yep... thanks for holding the position for me.
no problem, you'll always have a job here, and you don't mind the extra responsibility now Vex has gone?

OOC:Phew. So that was what happened.......

I hope.



For Kel.

no problem, you'll always have a job here, and you don't mind the extra responsibility now Vex has gone?Nah. it'll be good to keep busy.

OOC:Phew. So that was what happened.......

I hope.



For Kel.OOC: she's trying to figure out how I did it...

Nah. it'll be good to keep busy.
good, just let me know if it gets too much, I can always take on some new staff

OOC: she's trying to figure out how I did it...
OOC: Ju the NS H4XoRoRz

OOC: she's trying to figure out how I did it...OOC: and when I do you bastard... :mad:

OOC: I'm gone for a few minutes and when i come back all hell has broken loose! and i didn't read the deleted post so i have no idea what is going on :(

OOC: and when I do you bastard... :mad:
Did ju just hack your computer? :confused:

will do... but it won't be too much hassle... after all... I can now spend some time with you.

*takes Tinks in an embrace and whispers in her ear... while nibbling on it.*

Tell Ju I figured the RC thing out... :D LOL
Awesome :D

will do... but it won't be too much hassle... after all... I can now spend some time with you.

*takes Tinks in an embrace and whispers in her ear... while nibbling on it.*

Tell Ju I figured the RC thing out... :D LOL
*pushes him away* I don't think that's such a good idea.......

OOC: I'm gone for a few minutes and when i come back all hell has broken loose! and i didn't read the deleted post so i have no idea what is going on :(OOC: our company installed these programs that allow us to remote control any computer on the network... Ju "took over' my pc when my back was turned and posted as me to answer Tink. Paybacks a bitch... :D

will do... but it won't be too much hassle... after all... I can now spend some time with you.

*takes Tinks in an embrace and whispers in her ear... while nibbling on it.*

Tell Ju I figured the RC thing out... :D LOL

LOL :D

OOC: our company installed these programs that allow us to remote control any computer on the network... Ju "took over' my pc when my back was turned and posted as me to answer Tink. Paybacks a bitch... :D

OOC: So i gathered :D

*pushes him away* I don't think that's such a good idea.......Sorry... I really don't know what came over me... err... perhaps... [sigh]
*hands Tinks his glass... and begins the trek up to the club.*

OOC: this is gonna make some interesting conversations :D

ooc: I don't understand but there's nothing new there

Sorry... I really don't know what came over me... err... perhaps... [sigh]
*hands Tinks his glass... and begins the trek up to the club.*
*stands up and follows him* Ju..............it's ok

*stands up and follows him* Ju..............it's okit hurts to see you so alone... I remember the lady who would run around the club and makes everyone feel at home... yet, in the recent past, tears are what I see you wearing. yet you find the strength to encourage me to look for a brighter future.


OOC: to RC the pc... the controlled has to allow the access to go through... when she was away from her pc, I answered yes and took it over... allowing her to do what she wants until the appropriate time... unfortunatly, I was accessing her Desktop when I read your response... out of habit, I responded without making sure I was me and not her. :p Pulled a Jenny there.

it hurts to see you so alone... I remember the lady who would run around the club and makes everyone feel at home... yet, in the recent past, tears are what I see you wearing. yet you find the strength to encourage me to look for a brighter future.


OOC: to RC the pc... the controlled has to allow the access to go through... when she was away from her pc, I answered yes and took it over... allowing her to do what she wants until the appropriate time... unfortunatly, I was accessing her Desktop when I read your response... out of habit, I responded without making sure I was me and not her. :p Pulled a Jenny there.
don't worry about me, I'll be fine, I won't be alone forever

don't worry about me, I'll be fine, I won't be alone forever*shrugs* can't help but worry... it's what I do.

Awesome :DSo LP... how are things with you?

*shrugs* can't help but worry... it's what I do.
well honestly, I'm good, DF said when he decides to settle down he's coming to me first and I don't mind waiting so honestly, don't worry

well honestly, I'm good, DF said when he decides to settle down he's coming to me first and I don't mind waiting so honestly, don't worry :)
As Madame wishes...
[bows]
now I really should be getting back to work... :D

:)
As Madame wishes...
[bows]
now I really should be getting back to work... :D
ok, see you later *kisses his cheek then goes back to the beach *

*heads back up to the club*

*Sees Junii arrive back*

Hey, tinks still down at the beach?




@Bits


So how long have you been queen?

*Sees Junii arrive back*

Hey, tinks still down at the beach?




@Bits


So how long have you been queen?9 years so far...

9 years so far...

Nice... :) But going back to what you want to be...if you were ever free of your title, what would you want to do?

Nice... :) But going back to what you want to be...if you were ever free of your title, what would you want to do?*sits back and thinks....*
I was training to be a teacher of magics... but now, I think I'll be happy just finding a quiet corner to call my own and submerge myself into music.

*sits back and thinks....*
I was training to be a teacher of magics... but now, I think I'll be happy just finding a quiet corner to call my own and submerge myself into music.

:) Now that would be a.....wonderful existence

*walks to the kitchen and comes out with a dish of Ahi Poke. places it infront of Bits and takes his usual posistion behind the bar*

:) Now that would be a.....wonderful existenceThat would be a nice exsistance... No more politics...

*Stabs a piece of fish with her fork and pops it into her mouth.*

Thanks Ju.

That would be a nice exsistance... No more politics...

*Stabs a piece of fish with her fork and pops it into her mouth.*

Thanks Ju.

Thats why I came here originally, to escape the politics...but it develops here anyways...still some diplomtic relations i do like having :)

*Takes Bits' hand and kisses it so as not to interrupt her eating*

*heads back to the club, makes herself a cup of tea and sits down on a sofa and relaxes*

Thats why I came here originally, to escape the politics...but it develops here anyways...still some diplomtic relations i do like having :)

*Takes Bits' hand and kisses it so as not to interrupt her eating*Ohhh... aren't we the daring one... well I do have a place up stairs... shall we... make beautiful music together?

Ohhh... aren't we the daring one... well I do have a place up stairs... shall we... make beautiful music together?

If you wish...i didn't actually mean that but... :)

If you wish...i didn't actually mean that but... :)sure you didn't...

sure you didn't...

for once in my life i really didn't...i just meant talking to you and being around you...however...

*stands*

if you do wish to show me your room....

for once in my life i really didn't...i just meant talking to you and being around you...however...

*stands*

if you do wish to show me your room.... :) if you wish... by the way... what instrument do you play?

:) if you wish... by the way... what instrument do you play?

To be honest...none as yet...my talents apparently lie else where...but if you wish to teach me...

*Appears*

*Disappears into the shadows*

To be honest...none as yet...my talents apparently lie else where...but if you wish to teach me... then let's start with the piano...
*pulls him in direction of the piano in the ballroom*

then let's start with the piano...
*pulls him in direction of the piano in the ballroom*
you better only be playing that piano...........

then let's start with the piano...
*pulls him in direction of the piano in the ballroom*

Ok... :)

you better only be playing that piano...........if he has any talent... sure...if not, it'll probably sound like we're torturing the poor thing. :)

you better only be playing that piano...........


OOC: :eek: what do you take me for tink? ;) :rolleyes:

if he has any talent... sure...if not, it'll probably sound like we're torturing the poor thing. :)

Somehow i am betting on the latter... :(

*Slithers around Piano Leg, then vanishes into the piano*

Sit down please...
*begins by showing him the keys, peddles and purpose of both.


Basically, giving a piano lession.*

Sit down please...
*begins by showing him the keys, peddles and purpose of both.


Basically, giving a piano lession.*


*Still looks bemused*

I know the basics of how it works...its just getting myself to have the co ordination to play them all right in time...

*Watches Kel and N. Bits go into the other room*

*to himself, quietly*
god I hate being single... :(

*Still looks bemused*

I know the basics of how it works...its just getting myself to have the co ordination to play them all right in time...take it slow and easy, speed comes with practice.

take it slow and easy, speed comes with practice.

Ok....

*Places hands on the keys*

...so where do i begin?

*Watches Kel and N. Bits go into the other room*

*to himself, quietly*
god I hate being single... :(

*Leers over The Plutonian Empire's shoulder*

*checks watch*

Mmm... gotta go.

Bye all!

*teleports out, taking his planet and its moon with him*

*checks watch*

Mmm... gotta go.

Bye all!

*teleports out, taking his planet and its moon with him*

See yas....


*After playing about with the keys a little, puts on some music on the stereo and relaxes*

Now thats how I do music...appreciation :D

*wakes up*
Wow, sleeping whilst sitting, and sleeping well as well, useful trick

Flashheart']ooc:2 weeks off school yay

IC: *the colonel strolls in and rests his belongings by a table and walks over to the bar*

large scotch please barman :D

thats my name...anyway when did you promote yourself?
and it is i who asks for a large scotch

*A movement wakes her....*

LP?

*Opens her eyes.*

Where.....what...oh,yes Jon!

Hi...have you been there all this time, sitting up?

*Puts her hand to her head.*

Ooh my head aches so much!

thats my name...anyway when did you promote yourself?
and it is i who asks for a large scotch

o.k calm down. anyway i have deleted now.

*flashheart walks in and takes a seat buy the colonel*

Where.....what...oh,yes Jon!
Hi...have you been there all this time, sitting up?
*Puts her hand to her head.*
Ooh my head aches so much!
*gently lifts her head from his lap*
Sleep well?
*gets some ice from the stream that hasn't fully thawed yet and wraps it in a plastic bag, then puts it to her head*

Eventually, yes I did....

*Closes her eyes, as the ice goes on her head.*

That feels good.

I never thanked you yesterday for finding me....

Nor do you need to thank me. You're a friend, and a very good friend. I couldn't leave you there.
*Kisses her forehead, damp from the ice*

*pulling out cigar*
i say colonel, thats some bally good scotch. care for a walk?

Stag fell out of a tree nearby the camp. As he looked up he spotted the chattering Squirrel.
'Damn you squirrel! Vengance will be mine!' He rubbed his head to stop the spinning
'As soon as I find that book. Dishes on a low budget, squirrel badger and hedgehog.'

I know, but I do thank you any way....

The ice really helped my head...you are very sweet.

*Goes to stand up, but her knees give way...*

Flashheart']*pulling out cigar*
i say colonel, thats some bally good scotch. care for a walk?

yes i think we should have walk.....be sure not to forget your shooting stick (not a stick that shoots but a stick used in hunting birds to point at things)

I know, but I do thank you any way....

The ice really helped my head...you are very sweet.

*Goes to stand up, but her knees give way...*
*catches her, and holds her arms, helping her stand up*
Steady, I know I'm stunningly good looking, but thats no need to faint!:p

certainly not colonel, i would not want to face a jerry tank without it
*the two head out the door towards a line of trees*

*She smiled weakly at him*


I was just going to go and wash in the stream!

he wandered over to the river and plunged his head into the icy water., as he drew himself out of it he grasped around blindly for a towel. Eventually he grabbed the soft furry fabric and he wiped his face. He dropped it into the water suddenly as it began to chatter angrily
'Ha! I TOLD you I'd get you didn't I! Bleeding tree rat.'

Bit nippy out heer colonel, glad i have my great coat :).
So how are things at the hall?.

*She smiled weakly at him*


I was just going to go and wash in the stream!
Well, whats stopping you?
*holds one arm now, making sure she's steady, then removes his hands from her completely*
There we go.
*helps her walk to the stream*
I won't help you take your shirt and trousers off, because people may get the wrong idea;)

Bit nippy out heer colonel, glad i have my great coat :).
So how are things at the hall?.

fine old boy,fine
and how is the family?

Well, whats stopping you?
*holds one arm now, making sure she's steady, then removes his hands from her completely*
There we go.
*helps her walk to the stream*
I won't help you take your shirt and trousers off, because people may get the wrong idea;)

You never said a truer word!

But I can manage any way I think.....just gt ready to haul me out if I need it!

fine old boy,fine
and how is the family?

fine sir.

i say the veiw is stunning isnt it sir

indeed it is

*When Jon has moved away, she strips down to her undies, and jumps into the stream, swimming out to the middle.....ducking down under and rinsing her hair to get rid of the dry leaves that were clinging to it.*

*calls out from the bank*
Mind if I join you? Could do with a bath myself!
*dives into the stream in his boxers, sending water everywhere*

Stag slapped his hand over his eyes. As an afterthought he plunged the squirrels head under the water too.
'Ok my furry friend, we are where we most definitley should not be, so we shall leave quietly, and never speak of this. The last time still hasn't made its way off my records. He staggered with his eyes still covered away from the stream

ooc: :rolleyes:
Why does everyone assume that as soon as Jon and Orchid are left alone, somethings going to happen?

*calls out from the bank*
Mind if I join you? Could do with a bath myself!
*dives into the stream in his boxers, sending water everywhere*
Doesn't look as though I have any choice in tha matter.....

Are all those leaves out of my hair?

*She lowers her head for him to check.*

*bends down to fill canteen full of clear mountain spring water*
...
*looks up*
good god!

Ace stumbles into the club and promptly passes out, noticing it seems quite empty.

OOC
The last time?
A kiss? :rolleyes:

Doesn't look as though I have any choice in tha matter.....

Are all those leaves out of my hair?

*She lowers her head for him to check.*
ooc: Blackadder, if you're RPing seeing them, don't. They're in Jons camp, and nobody can see them. (except for Stag, who I forgot was living in Jons camp)

IC:
*checks*
Yup, all gone.
*splashes water over her*:p

ooc: :rolleyes:
Why does everyone assume that as soon as Jon and Orchid are left alone, somethings going to happen?

OOC: I apologise, would you like Stag to stop and stare open mouthed? :D

OOC: I apologise, would you like Stag to stop and stare open mouthed? :D
ooc: He has nothing to stare at. Honestly!:rolleyes:

ooc: Blackadder, if you're RPing seeing them, don't. They're in Jons camp, and nobody can see them. (except for Stag, who I forgot was living in Jons camp)

IC:
*checks*
Yup, all gone.
*splashes water over her*:p


ooc:sorry did not realise S.F.I.C.A.I

I.C look Flashheart, a duck

ooc: Blackadder, if you're RPing seeing them, don't. They're in Jons camp, and nobody can see them. (except for Stag, who I forgot was living in Jons camp)

IC:
*checks*
Yup, all gone.
*splashes water over her*:p

OOC: Roomies :rolleyes:

ooc:check on C4 there is a show you will like

back later everyone

ooc:sorry did not realise S.F.I.C.A.I

I.C look Flashheart, a duck
ooc: S.F.I.C.A.I?!?!?!
(and good cover by the way;))

Thanks...I suppose you do have a towel here?

*Swims back to the bank, and climbs out....shivering.*

ooc: He has nothing to stare at. Honestly!:rolleyes:

OOC: A lady in her underware washing her hair in a forest stream is not nothing :p

ooc: Isn't there perhaps a better place, then, for a mountain setting than inside a club?

ic: Ace wakes and quickly grabs a deuce of Jaegermeister to relieve the hangover he suffers. He then notices that he is still decked out in all green, wearing a St. Paddy's Day Bud Lite top hat, and is covered with leis and flashing Jaegermeister lights.

Thanks...I suppose you do have a towel here?

*Swims back to the bank, and climbs out....shivering.*
Of course.
*swims out after her and climbs out. Gets a towel and drapes it around her, then seats her by the fire and lights it*
You'll be warm in no time.

*Holds the towel round herself, and soon starts to warm up.

Throws the towel to Jon, and gets her clothes back on.*

Do you have much food here?

*wanders in day dreaming and sits down at the bar*

OOC: vote Tink for prom Queen! please? :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

*Holds the towel round herself, and soon starts to warm up.

Throws the towel to Jon, and gets her clothes back on.*

Do you have much food here?
*dries himself off and gets dressed*
Enough to keep both of us well fed for a few days, I'll go back to the club and get some more if I need.

OOC: vote Tink for prom Queen! please? :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
ooc: *mutters*
:(Wow, way to make someone feel bad:(

ooc: *mutters*
:(Wow, way to make someone feel bad:(
ooc: huh?

OOC: vote Tink for prom Queen! please? :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
OOC
Will do!

OOC: vote Tink for prom Queen! please? :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

OOC: Prom queen?
Guh? :confused:
Explain.......

*dries himself off and gets dressed*
Enough to keep both of us well fed for a few days, I'll go back to the club and get some more if I need.
So where do you keep it, and does it need cooking?

ooc: huh?
ooc: I already voted, and it wasn't for you, and now I feel bad andandand.... *cries*

So where do you keep it, and does it need cooking?
*checks the traps he laid in the stream, then removes two fish*
In the stream, keeps it fresh, and yes it does.
*guts the fish and places it over the fire*

*wanders in day dreaming and sits down at the bar*
*Looks up, notices that a familiar face has entered, and feels his whole face light up.*
"Hey babe! Finally, another person in the bar. Thank God. How ya been doin?"

Alright, who's the ignoramus that put 52th paradise club??? C'mon, if a 2 is the last digit, it is nd, not st. It SHOULD read 52nd paradise club.

OOC: Prom queen?
Guh? :confused:
Explain.......
ooc: NS General is having a prom, I'm up for prom Queen, if you want to you can vote for me :fluffle: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=405870


and thanks Orchid

Alright, who's the ignoramus that put 52th paradise club??? C'mon, if a 2 is the last digit, it is nd, not st. It SHOULD read 52nd paradise club.
the poor guy isn't english

the poor guy isn't english
ooc: And he was drunk!:p
(and it was really late)

ooc: NS General is having a prom, I'm up for prom Queen, if you want to you can vote for me :fluffle: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=405870


and thanks Orchid

OOC Ah... weeeel, call off the rent I owe you for the past seven months and we have a deal ;)

*The smell of the fish cooking starts to make her mouth water.*

I just realised that I haven't eaten since Wednesday, and funny enough, I feel hungry....never thought i would feel that way again!

Alright, who's the ignoramus that put 52th paradise club??? C'mon, if a 2 is the last digit, it is nd, not st. It SHOULD read 52nd paradise club.

OOC: This is an international board remember! Give the guy a break!

ooc: I already voted, and it wasn't for you, and now I feel bad andandand.... *cries*
ooc: :rolleyes: didn't I already say that I'm happy you voted Peechy? I understand the position you're in, especially with Shaed being up as well so I don't mind

Alright, who's the ignoramus that put 52th paradise club??? C'mon, if a 2 is the last digit, it is nd, not st. It SHOULD read 52nd paradise club.

OOC; You must ask yourself, who patiently types out an angry message like this complaining at the spelling :D

the poor guy isn't english
Oh well....I suppose a *few* mistakes are acceptable...
*puts away bat wrapped in barbed wire with the words 'owneage stick' written on it*

*The smell of the fish cooking starts to make her mouth water.*

I just realised that I haven't eaten since Wednesday, and funny enough, I feel hungry....never thought i would feel that way again!
*gets two plastic plates and puts portions of fish on each*
Come on, eat up! Look at you, all skin and bones!
*pinches her stomach*

*Looks up, notices that a familiar face has entered, and feels his whole face light up.*
"Hey babe! Finally, another person in the bar. Thank God. How ya been doin?"
*suddenly enters the real world* huh?! o right yeah, good thanks, you?

OOC Ah... weeeel, call off the rent I owe you for the past seven months and we have a deal ;)
ooc: it's a deal! and I'll even throw in a fluffle just cause that's the kind of generous person that I am :p :fluffle:

ooc: it's a deal! and I'll even throw in a fluffle just cause that's the kind of generous person that I am :p :fluffle:

OOC: Hee hee :D

*gets two plastic plates and puts portions of fish on each*
Come on, eat up! Look at you, all skin and bones!
*pinches her stomach*
OUWCH!

I love you too! :rolleyes:

That fish looks sooo....

*Starts to eat hungrily!*

*suddenly enters the real world* huh?! o right yeah, good thanks, you?
"Excellent. And I didn't vote for you either, but that's mainly because I voted last night and i couldn't read the options. Sorry. But on the bright side, I don't have work today! Here's a glass of wine, it's a 1961 Chateau Palmer Margaux, a Red Bordeaux."

OUWCH!

I love you too! :rolleyes:

That fish looks sooo....

*Starts to eat hungrily!*
*watches her eat with a smile on his face*
Careful there, don't eat too fast!
*eats, and is halfway through when Orchid finishes*
Wow, you must have been hungry!
*hugs her*

"Excellent. And I didn't vote for you either, but that's mainly because I voted last night and i couldn't read the options. Sorry. But on the bright side, I don't have work today! Here's a glass of wine, it's a 1961 Chateau Palmer Margaux, a Red Bordeaux."
that's ok, you voted for Peechy so you're forgiven! and thanks*sips wine*

*watches her eat with a smile on his face*
Careful there, don't eat too fast!
*eats, and is halfway through when Orchid finishes*
Wow, you must have been hungry!
*hugs her*
Never tasted such good fish as that.....I'll get fat if I let you feed me for too long!

that's ok, you voted for Peechy so you're forgiven! and thanks*sips wine*
"Yes, well we ARE both Reject Royalty, so I suppose that works out well. And by the way, her picture makes her look like either a baby or a 9 year old. Was that supposed to be a joke?"

Never tasted such good fish as that.....I'll get fat if I let you feed me for too long!
*sighs and rests his head on her shoulder*
Glad you enjoyed it. I for my part, am glad I have you here to keep me company.

"Yes, well we ARE both Reject Royalty, so I suppose that works out well. And by the way, her picture makes her look like either a baby or a 9 year old. Was that supposed to be a joke?"
that's her kids :rolleyes: and really she isn't a Reject Royal seeing as how she's my e-mummy and I'm Queen of General so she's therefore Queen Mother

that's her kids :rolleyes: and really she isn't a Reject Royal seeing as how she's my e-mummy and I'm Queen of General so she's therefore Queen Mother
ooc: That makes me the queens brother! Yeah!

that's her kids :rolleyes: and really she isn't a Reject Royal seeing as how she's my e-mummy and I'm Queen of General so she's therefore Queen Mother
No, she's definately a reject royal. I talk to her in our threads every day. And I WAS wearing her G-string around my neck. Besides, she makes the scrotum necklaces. That's WAY cooler than Queen Mother. You should come join, give yourself a title.

No, she's definately a reject royal. I talk to her in our threads every day. And I WAS wearing her G-string around my neck. Besides, she makes the scrotum necklaces. That's WAY cooler than Queen Mother. You should come join, give yourself a title.
no way! I'm not giving up being Queen of General!

"I think I'm going to have a glass of this Bourdeaux. Is it any good? Considering how much it cost it had better be or else.... :mp5: "

*sighs and rests his head on her shoulder*
Glad you enjoyed it. I for my part, am glad I have you here to keep me company.
Well, I'm glad to keep you company...just not glad at the reason why.

*Leans her head on his.*

"I think I'm going to have a glass of this Bourdeaux. Is it any good? Considering how much it cost it had better be or else.... :mp5: "
it's delicious, have glass! *finishes off her own glass* and whilst you're at it you can get me another

Well, I'm glad to keep you company...just not glad at the reason why.

*Leans her head on his.*
What do you mean?
*strokes her hair*

What do you mean?
*strokes her hair*
You know.....

Why I am here in the first place.....maybe....

Do you believe in fate?

it's delicious, have glass! *finishes off her own glass* and whilst you're at it you can get me another
*Pours another glass for Tink, hands it to her. Takes a sip, and eyes widen.*

"Amazing! it may have cost over $22,000, but it was well worth it I'd say. Exquisite taste. It lingers fascinatingly on the tongue."

You know.....

Why I am here in the first place.....maybe....

Do you believe in fate?
Fate? *thinks of the flower, and then of meeting Orchid minutes later*
Yeah, I guess I do.

*Pours another glass for Tink, hands it to her. Takes a sip, and eyes widen.*

"Amazing! it may have cost over $22,000, but it was well worth it I'd say. Exquisite taste. It lingers fascinatingly on the tongue."
*stares at him blankly* just tastes like wine to me

*stares at him blankly* just tastes like wine to me
"Dammit I knew I shouldn't have bothered to have that connoissour write down that crap on this notecard. I honestly don't really even like wine. Bartender, a bottle o yer fines' Cap'n Morgan's spiced rum!"

*Takes a swig*

"Well, let me wash that wine down with this, and I'll be able to drink some more."

Fate? *thinks of the flower, and then of meeting Orchid minutes later*
Yeah, I guess I do.
I always have....

Things happen that you don't like, then something good comes out of it!

I always have....

Things happen that you don't like, then something good comes out of it!
What do you mean by something good?

In the bushes, Stag leaned over to his furry companion.
'I think we'll leave them be. I think the evening is young for them.'
'Scrt scee scee mrmpt' The squirrel chirped up to him
'Don't be vulgar, humans don't do it that way.'
'Whz scrimp drisk'
'Really? All of them? Without getting them drunk first?'
'Scip'
'Don't get any ideas' They clambered out of the bush away from the couple, Stag hummed can you feel the love tonight under his breath.

"Dammit I knew I shouldn't have bothered to have that connoissour write down that crap on this notecard. I honestly don't really even like wine. Bartender, a bottle o yer fines' Cap'n Morgan's spiced rum!"

*Takes a swig*

"Well, let me wash that wine down with this, and I'll be able to drink some more."
I'm not that big a fan of wine myself *orders herself a vodka and orange*

I'm not that big a fan of wine myself *orders herself a vodka and orange*
*Takes the $22,000 bottle of win and tosses it on the floor, where it shatters and splashes everywhere, but doesn't get on anyone.*

"Would you like some Cap'n Morgan's? Oh, and the vodka/orange is on me."

What do you mean by something good?
what do I mean?

Well.....you wanted company...I'm here....

I needed a friend....you're here!

I'm not that big a fan of wine myself *orders herself a vodka and orange*
OOC
Nearly spits her wine over the puter!
:D

So that makes it my turn again right?
In that case.... I want a girlfriend, can you help me out?:p
*watches her expression then grins*
Heh, just joking my dear!

*Takes the $22,000 bottle of win and tosses it on the floor, where it shatters and splashes everywhere, but doesn't get on anyone.*

"Would you like some Cap'n Morgan's? Oh, and the vodka/orange is on me."
*waves her magic wand and some pixies come out and clean up the wine*


nah, it's ok, free drinks sort of come along with ownng the place........

*waves her magic wand and some pixies come out and clean up the wine*


nah, it's ok, free drinks sort of come along with ownng the place........
Hmm, cool trick. I really should train drunken Irishmen to come at a wave of my hand. And I suppose the whole "you owning the place" thing slipped my mind. My apologies.

So that makes it my turn again right?
In that case.... I want a girlfriend, can you help me out?:p
*watches her expression then grins*
Heh, just joking my dear!
*Gives him a push*

You can't just turn on and off like that you know...

Do I need any more of this?

Hmm, cool trick. I really should train drunken Irishmen to come at a wave of my hand. And I suppose the whole "you owning the place" thing slipped my mind. My apologies.
pixies come along with being a fairy. And don't worry about it

ooc: S.F.I.C.A.I?!?!?!
(and good cover by the way;))

Sorry For Causing Any Inconvinence
Sorry for not being on for the last hour? i was watching a doc on the B.o.B

Sorry For Causing Any Inconvinence
Sorry for not being on for the last hour? i was watching a doc on the B.o.B
ooc: In that case, there's an I in there that shouldn't be there;)

IC:
*grins and hugs her tightly*
You're so much fun!:p

ooc: In that case, there's an I in there that shouldn't be there;)

IC:
*grins and hugs her tightly*
You're so much fun!:p

ooc:yep..the worst part is it all made sense when i wrote it and yet now i can not remember wht it stood for..allwell.

IC:
*Sits down on bank and wathces the world pass*

Hmm, cool trick. I really should train drunken Irishmen to come at a wave of my hand. And I suppose the whole "you owning the place" thing slipped my mind. My apologies.

OOC: *pricks up ears*
Uh oh......
*scarpers*

OOC: *pricks up ears*
Uh oh......
*scarpers*
ooc: Its ok, you're a drunken Scot!:D

Fun?

Am I?

I never knew that!

You are too I think...I never thought about that before...you just seem to have always been around, and my friend!
:eek:

*Runs to the col from bushes*
Tally ho sir :D

ooc: Its ok, you're a drunken Scot!:D

OOC: *calls from behind sofa* AND a drunken Irishmen!

You're a lot of fun, when you're not depressed of course. Still, I love you whether you're depressed or not.
*imitates Orchid*
Your friend?

I am?

I never thought about that before, you just always seem to have been around!:p

OOC: *calls from behind sofa* AND a drunken Irishmen!
ooc: Wow, that must take up a lot of free time being both, and drunk all the time.

Flashheart']*Runs to the col from bushes*
Tally ho sir :D
00c: if you want to you can vote for me to be Prom Queen http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=405870

00c: if you want to you can vote for me to be Prom Queen http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=405870

ooc: Just so you don't ask me i already voted for you!

ooc: Wow, that must take up a lot of free time being both, and drunk all the time.

OOC: You're telling ME, most of my time I'm buzy being English with bad jokes.
......
...
I have a varied bloodline ok? :D

You're a lot of fun, when you're not depressed of course. Still, I love you whether you're depressed or not.
*imitates Orchid*
Your friend?

I am?

I never thought about that before, you just always seem to have been around!:p
Would you mind saying that again?

ooc: Just so you don't ask me i already voted for you!
ooc: yes, me and LP are the same person :rolleyes:

Would you mind saying that again?
Which part of that again? That you're my friend?
*clears throat, puts hand on heart and announces in a loud voice*
Orchid is my friend!

Which part of that again? That you're my friend?
*clears throat, puts hand on heart and announces in a loud voice*
Orchid is my friend!
*Slaps his arm*

Not that part!

ooc: yes, me and LP are the same person :rolleyes:

OOC: :headbang: I swore i voted for you...it can be resolved hang on...

*Slaps his arm*

Not that part!
*thinks for a moment*
The fact that I love you? Didn't think that was news to either of us.
*puts hand on heart again, and announces in same voice*
I love Orchid.

OOC: :headbang: I swore i voted for you...it can be resolved hang on...
ooc: it doesn't matter lol

*thinks for a moment*
The fact that I love you? Didn't think that was news to either of us.
*puts hand on heart again, and announces in same voice*
I love Orchid.
You said that last week, and look at the trouble it got us both into.....

I am inclined to believe you though.

the odd thing is...I think it is returned.....

*suddenly turns white.*

You said that last week, and look at the trouble it got us both into.....
I am inclined to believe you though.
*suddenly turns white.*
So what, you want me to stop loving you? Not going to happen I'm afraid.
*looks on with alarm as her face goes white*
Orchid, whats wrong?

So what, you want me to stop loving you? Not going to happen I'm afraid.
*looks on with alarm as her face goes white*
Orchid, whats wrong?
I just thought of something...terrible....

I just thought of something...terrible....
*holds her in his arms*
What? What is it?

*holds her in his arms*
What? What is it?
*Whispers*

I love you too!

That is terrible!

*Whispers*
I love you too!
That is terrible!
:eek:
Why is that terrible? Its a lot of things from where I'm sitting, but terrible isnt one of them. I promised you a while ago, that nothing would happen if you didn't want it to, and I stick to that.

well sir we must be off back to the pub i mean bar, we may be lucky if that stag fellow has not drained the celler of drink

*puts on some music and dances*

*step dances*

*looks over at the dancers as he its down, returning from the walk*
well it has..livend up in here

:eek:
Why is that terrible? Its a lot of things from where I'm sitting, but terrible isnt one of them. I promised you a while ago, that nothing would happen if you didn't want it to, and I stick to that.
It is terrible...I never realised it till now....

*belly dances*

*dances on a table*

*dances with a mop*

i wish tink would belly dance that would soon liven the place up :D

It is terrible...I never realised it till now....
Orchid, you can't deny your feelings. You don't have to act on them though. Look at me, I've had these feelings for you for months now, and it wasn't until last week that I acted on them, which effectively brought the sky crashing down on you and LP. Which by the way I never apologised for. SO I will now. *apologises*

Flashheart']i wish tink would belly dance that would soon liven the place up :D
:D *bellydances*

:D *bellydances*
:D see col, i said it would liven the bar up

:D *bellydances*
oh YA!

Lapdances!

*magics up a pole in the middle of the dancefloor and poledances*

Orchid, you can't deny your feelings. You don't have to act on them though. Look at me, I've had these feelings for you for months now, and it wasn't until last week that I acted on them, which effectively brought the sky crashing down on you and LP. Which by the way I never apologised for. SO I will now. *apologises*
Bit too late for that I would think....
I just feel bad about it all!

Anyway applogies accepted.

*kisses him on cheek*

Flashheart']:D see col, i said it would liven the bar up

the only thing this has livened up is the contents of your boxer shorts

*magics up a pole in the middle of the dancefloor and poledances*
OOC
Go for it Tink

*dances*

Anyway applogies accepted.
*kisses him on cheek*
Thanks Orchid, that means a lot to me, that you can forgive me, even though I probably don't deserve it.
And I'm sorry, but I do love you, and that isn't looking like changing.
*turns to face her and realises their lips are only millimetres apart*

Thanks Orchid, that means a lot to me, that you can forgive me, even though I probably don't deserve it.
And I'm sorry, but I do love you, and that isn't looking like changing.
*turns to face her and realises their lips are only millimetres apart*

I have nothing to forgive....

*Melts into his arms, there lips meeting softly.*

I have nothing to forgive....

*Melts into his arms, there lips meeting softly.*
*puts his arms around her waist and kisses her passionately*

*puts his arms around her waist and kisses her passionately*

*Returns the kiss, hesitantly at first....then relaxing a liitle....

Pulls back somewhat...*

Oh.....Jon!

What is the matter with me!
First Dem, then LP....now Jon....am I that fickle?

Whats wrong Orchid?
*looks at her concernedly, then leans in and kisses her gently again*

*Arms around his neck, she murmours "nothing"...then pulls him tightly into her body.*

*Arms around his neck, she murmours "nothing"...then pulls him tightly into her body.*
*smiles and kisses her again, his arms around her waist again*
*whispers into her ear*
I love you, do you know that?

*Her voice turns husky*

Yes...I know....and odd as it may seem...feelings mutual!

Oh, Jon.

*Her voice turns husky*

Yes...I know....and odd as it may seem...feelings mutual!

Oh, Jon.
*smiles and kisses her gently on the cheek*
Might be a slightly futile question at the moment, but would you like to go out with me?

*heads off to bed..................alone, sigh*


ooc: before I vomit :p

OOC
Sowwy Tinks...
:fluffle:
night.

*heads off to bed..................alone, sigh*


ooc: before I vomit :p
ooc: Love you too dear! :p

*smiles and kisses her gently on the cheek*
Might be a slightly futile question at the moment, but would you like to go out with me?
Go out?

We are out, aren't we?

Go out?

We are out, aren't we?
Fine, I'll rephrase that.
Orchid, would you like to be my girlfriend?

Fine, I'll rephrase that.
Orchid, would you like to be my girlfriend?
Jon....It would be an honour......

Jon....It would be an honour......
*smiles and lifts Orchid into his arms, kissing her gently*
Now how about we both get some sleep? Its been an.... exciting, day.

*smiles and lifts Orchid into his arms, kissing her gently*
Now how about we both get some sleep? Its been an.... exciting, day.
Exciting?

Odd...strange...I'll give you that...

Pleasant...I'll also give you.....

Sleep?

Not sure about that!

*smiles at her and kisses her gently*
Well, I don't know about you, but I'm about to fall asleep here.
*lays Orchid down on the ground*
So I'm going to sleep, you are welcome to join me.
*kisses her on the forehead*
Goodnight love!
*crawls into sleeping bag*

*Lays there on the hard ground, and comes to a decision.
Crawls into the sleeping bag with him.*

you want some company?