NationStates Jolt Archive


It's time for matrimony

Jesussaves
15-03-2005, 17:51
Women or womyn as some misgided lesbian souls put it are in need of matrimony. Clearly women need structure and order in their lives. Structure that can only be found in Christian matrimony. The symptoms of this lack of loving discipline are many. Women think that they have the same God given gifts as men. Women start to think that their lesbians. It's clear in the Bible that God meant women to be help mates for men. To take care of the children and the home. Thats their sacred duty.
Sinuhue
15-03-2005, 17:52
Oh Jessusaves, how I do worship at your feet...and disagree with absolutely everything you say! I hope HerWomynPower gets her teeth into you...

*sits back and waits for the fur to fly*
Vittos Ordination
15-03-2005, 17:52
No fucking way, I thought you were dead.

Life is worth living again.

*puts away noose*
Gawdly
15-03-2005, 17:53
*falls to knees, crosses himself*

HE'S BAAAAA-AAACK!
McLeod03
15-03-2005, 17:53
*does happy dance*
Jesussaves
15-03-2005, 17:54
Oh Jessusaves, how I do worship at your feet...and disagree with absolutely everything you say! I hope HerWomynPower gets her teeth into you...

*sits back and waits for the fur to fly*
Don't worship me worship my creator. Jesus is lord of all.
Anarchic Conceptions
15-03-2005, 17:54
Oh Jessusaves, how I do worship at your feet...and disagree with absolutely everything you say! I hope HerWomynPower gets her teeth into you...

*sits back and waits for the fur to fly*
Interesting assumption you are making ;)
FairyTInkArisen
15-03-2005, 17:54
*wonders if it's bad that she agreed with some of the stuff Jesussaves said*
Anarchic Conceptions
15-03-2005, 17:55
*wonders if it's bad that she agreed with some of the stuff Jesussaves said*
Do you think you need more discipline?
Jesussaves
15-03-2005, 17:55
No fucking way, I thought you were dead.

Life is worth living again.

*puts away noose*
Jesus gives us eternal life. Please embrace Jesus and don't commit suicide.
McLeod03
15-03-2005, 17:57
Do you think you need more discipline?

*Picks up belt*
Sinuhue
15-03-2005, 17:57
Interesting assumption you are making ;)
Hahahahha...she DID say she was anti-shaving...

My fur is nice and soft...come pet it...*unsheathes claws, bares fangs*...
FairyTInkArisen
15-03-2005, 17:57
Do you think you need more discipline?
yeah, i need a good spanking
Sinuhue
15-03-2005, 17:58
*wonders if it's bad that she agreed with some of the stuff Jesussaves said*
What did she agree with? (I assume you mean our newest little femi-troll)
Jesussaves
15-03-2005, 17:58
yeah, i need a good spanking
Let's not get dirty here. This is a serious post about how women need men to guide them in a moral and uprite life.
Vittos Ordination
15-03-2005, 17:59
Jesus gives us eternal life. Please embrace Jesus and don't commit suicide.

Can I embrace you? Pleeaaaase?
Anarchic Conceptions
15-03-2005, 17:59
yeah, i need a good spanking

"Whenever you go to a woman, you should not forget to take your whip."
Sinuhue
15-03-2005, 17:59
Damn me...(or save me Jesussaves), but I HAVE to get some work today...HERPOWER where are you!!!!???

*sadly prepares to leave...*

I have to get some self-control! Off NS!
Ice Hockey Players
15-03-2005, 18:00
OK, I am now taking bets on the Fight of the Week - Jesussaves vs. HerPower. Opening odds are 11-10 in favor of Jesussaves.
Cogitation
15-03-2005, 18:00
iLock pending Moderator review.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
NationStates Game Moderator
Willamena
15-03-2005, 18:00
The symptoms of this lack of loving discipline are many. Women think that they have the same God given gifts as men.
Oh, no. Not the same ones at all. Better ones.