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Held at this here castle. (http://www.cgnetworks.com/galleryimages/4029/dark_castle.jpg)

Everyone is invited to my coronation! We have unlimited supplies of food and booze.

The only rule is, if you're going to brawl, do it outside, so I can watch in amusement from the balcony. Oh, yes. I need to prepare my revised royal court list. Well, that will come later.

*claps hands for bards to begin performing*

*plays intro to Stairway to Heaven*

*eyes the food*

This place better have beer....


*sees booze*


Now thats a party... :D

*feasts and sings*

*pinches a serving girl's bum*

Ooh, excellent. More Zeppelin, please! And here! *passes Preebles a turkey drumstick*

Held at this here castle. (http://www.cgnetworks.com/galleryimages/4029/dark_castle.jpg)

Everyone is invited to my coronation! We have unlimited supplies of food and booze.

The only rule is, if you're going to brawl, do it outside, so I can watch in amusement from the balcony. Oh, yes. I need to prepare my revised royal court list. Well, that will come later.

*claps hands for bards to begin performing*
here, take my seat your emperorship. nice castle eh?

*claps hands*

*scantily clad wenches bring in mead for all*

This place better have beer....


*sees booze*


Now thats a party... :D


Indeed! *Quaffs beer out of keg*

*flies in on tamed dragon*

do you have any live stock I can borrow?

and a beer

Everyone is invited to my coronation! We have unlimited supplies of food and booze.


How about you take this fantasy off to one of the RP forums where it belongs?

Ooh, excellent. More Zeppelin, please! And here! *passes Preebles a turkey drumstick*

*devours drumstick and neatly segues into "The Girl I Love"*

Would your Highness like to play for a bit? :D

*throws guitar at Kanabia and runs to bar*

How about you take this fantasy off to one of the RP forums where it belongs?

Is having this here really hurting anyone?

Indeed! *Quaffs beer out of keg*


Ahhh, your esteemed majesty highness person...I don't suppose there is an opening for "Head of Imperial Alcohol Procurment", if so could that be added to my title as "Master of Arms"?

Held at this here castle. (http://www.cgnetworks.com/galleryimages/4029/dark_castle.jpg)

Everyone is invited to my coronation! We have unlimited supplies of food and booze.

The only rule is, if you're going to brawl, do it outside, so I can watch in amusement from the balcony. Oh, yes. I need to prepare my revised royal court list. Well, that will come later.

*claps hands for bards to begin performing*
hey! hey! hey! what about the Queen?!

Sorry Queen Tink

*pinches her bum too*

Is having this here really hurting anyone?

Alienating newcomers... reinforcing the view that General is currently infested with little else than hollow popularity contests... not fitting into the General Forum description ("For discussion and debate about anything.")... being little more than spam...

here, take my seat your emperorship. nice castle eh?

'Tis indeed. :D

*devours drumstick and neatly segues into "The Girl I Love"*

Would your Highness like to play for a bit? :D

*throws guitar at Kanabia and runs to bar*

*Plays Killing In the Name of by RATM*

*flies in on tamed dragon*

do you have any live stock I can borrow?

and a beer

*Passes keg of beer and points outside to fields of cattle*

Knock yourself out.

Alienating newcomers... reinforcing the view that General is currently infested with little else than hollow popularity contests... not fitting into the General Forum description ("For discussion and debate about anything.")... being little more than spam...
come on mate dont be a kill joy, I would feel dirty if I went to a RP forum :)

Alienating newcomers... reinforcing the view that General is currently infested with little else than hollow popularity contests... not fitting into the General Forum description ("For discussion and debate about anything.")... being little more than spam...
ah lighten up :)

Alienating newcomers... reinforcing the view that General is currently infested with little else than hollow popularity contests... not fitting into the General Forum description ("For discussion and debate about anything.")... being little more than spam...

Well, fine, whatever. Go ask them. If they want to lock this and warn me they can. I just want to have a bit of fun, is all.

*Passes keg of beer and points outside to fields of cattle*

Knock yourself out.
*sends dragon the the fields, drinks, sings and dances*

here, take my seat your emperorship. nice castle eh?

*claps hands*

*scantily clad wenches bring in mead for all*
*grabs mead....and wench*
*leaves room with wench*
Back soon guys!

come on mate dont be a kill joy, I would feel dirty if I went to a RP forum :)

Why? At least you would be role-playing in the appropriate place then. Sound to me like you're in denial here.

~streaks~

:D

come on mate dont be a kill joy, I would feel dirty if I went to a RP forum :)
I agree. We might get cooties.

Why? At least you would be role-playing in the appropriate place then. Sound to me like you're in denial here.
I dont know ive just never been there and it's scary

I agree. We might get cooties.
ooc: :p lmao


*claps hands again*

*the entertaining minstrels and dancing migets enter*

w00t!

~streaks~

:D

Damn it! That's my routine! :p

*streaks blue viper style*

*climbs on table and starts drunkenly dancing*

*takes last swig of mead*

right, i bid you good day your majesty. i must now retire to the Highest Tower... to work on an essay :(

later all :) :fluffle:

*takes last swig of mead*

right, i bid you good day your majesty. i must now retire to the Highest Tower... to work on an essay :(

later all :)

Good day, faithful servant. Unfortunately, I lack a court wizard to magically do your essay for you. :(

I shall retire to my bedchambers shortly and pass out, I believe.

*quaffs keg*

~gets the guys together to naked dance for our Queen Tink~

~gets the guys together to naked dance for our Queen Tink~
I was just gonna, just cos Spaam got naked first doesn't mean all the other guys can't... :D
*ogles shmelessly*

~gets the guys together to naked dance for our Queen Tink~

I'm the Emperor. I dont naked-dance for no-one. :D

~gets the guys together to naked dance for our Queen Tink~
*doesn't need to be pushed to do that*

I'm the Emperor. I dont naked-dance for no-one. :D

Aww c'mon!

The Emperor's New Clothes and all? :p

I'm the Emperor. I dont naked-dance for no-one. :D
DANCE!!!

Aww c'mon!

The Emperor's New Clothes and all? :p

I'd rather sit here and play with my scepter.

I mean...Drat. *quaffs ale*

DANCE!!!

No, YOU DANCE!!!

I'd rather sit here and play with my scepter.

I mean...Drat. *quaffs ale*

What a wanker...

I mean um...


*does jelly shots*

As long as I don't have to bow or do anything you tell me, great! :D

Where are the hookers?

No, YOU DANCE!!!
no bitch! I don't even get a coronation banquet! the least I deserve is a little naked dancing!

I was just gonna, just cos Spaam got naked first doesn't mean all the other guys can't... :D
*ogles shmelessly*
You're right... its prolly not fair on all the other guys... the hottest guy getting naked first... ;)

~gives Pri a lap dance~

What a wanker...

I mean um...


*does jelly shots*

*writes that one in his black book for later reference* :p

As long as I don't have to bow or do anything you tell me, great! :D

Where are the hookers?

Actually, you do. I appointed you to be a bard in another thread. So play! And feast, and so on. :D

And no hookers here. It's all free love. :D

no bitch! I don't even get a coronation banquet! the least I deserve is a little naked dancing!

I'll swap you a naked dance for a naked dance. ;)

*writes that one in his black book for later reference* :p



Actually, you do. I appointed you to be a bard in another thread. So play! And feast, and so on. :D

And no hookers here. It's all free love. :D



I'll swap you a naked dance for a naked dance. ;)
you go first

You're right... its prolly not fair on all the other guys... the hottest guy getting naked first... ;)

~gives Pri a lap dance~
YAY! I get a lap dance from the hottest guy in the room. In you face everybody! :D

And Nabia, I think you're too drunk to write anything down. ;)

no bitch! I don't even get a coronation banquet! the least I deserve is a little naked dancing!
wait till later ;) ;) :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

And Nabia, I think you're too drunk to write anything down. ;)

*looks at book*

Why, So I am. *quaffs more ale*

you go first

How about we meet halfway? *removes shirt*

YAY! I get a lap dance from the hottest guy in the room. In you face everybody! :D
Actually its in your face, but nevermind :p ;)

*looks at book*

Why, So I am. *quaffs more ale*



How about we meet halfway? *removes shirt*
no, you naked dance first, then I naked dance

Tink pwns Kanabia :fluffle:

no, you naked dance first, then I naked dance

PM would get jealous though :(

YAY! I get a lap dance from the hottest guy in the room.

Who said I was gonna lap dance for you??

But if you have $5, I'm easy...

Actually its in your face, but nevermind :p ;)
*giggle*

And Gawdly, you're too cheap for me. ;)

PM would get jealous though :(
Kanabia is afwaid to show his ickle wittle weewee

Kanabia is afwaid to show his ickle wittle weewee
I agree. I think someone has a small problem.

*giggle*
Want a back massage too? ;)

I agree. I think someone has a small problem.
I think you must be right......

The Revised Royal Court list:

God: Max Barry

Demigods: [violet], SalusaSecondus, [dredd], [mantle], Reploid Productions

Assistant Demigods: Scolopendra, Sirocco, Melkor Unchained, Menelmacar, The Most Glorious Hack, GMC Military Arms, Karmabaijan, TJHairball, Katganistan, Frisbeeteria, Tsaraine, Myrth, Unfree People, Cogitation

Emperor: Me.

Shogun: TIN

Crown Prince: Spaam

Crown Princess: Jamil

Knights of the Oblong Table: Roach-Busters, Patra Caesar, Findecano Calaelen, Monkeypimp, Lascivious Maximus, Gawdly

Chief Armsmaster/Beer Baron: Kellarly

Captains of the Guard: Eutrusca, Harlesburg

Ninja Assassin: Pure Metal

Advisor of Evilness/Serving Wench: Shaed

Ueber-Tough Warrior Princess: Peechland

Chief Handmaiden: Oksana

Obligatory Old Sage: Eutrusca

Royal DJ: Sdaeriji

Self-Proclaimed Court Jester: Cogitation

Swashbuckling Warrior Bard: Legless Pirates

Bards: Neo-Anarchists, Preebles, Branin, Keruvalia

Chef: Daistallia 2104

Stable Boy: Sanctaphrax

Chief Torturer: Myrth

Shieldbearers: Devilles, Egrdegdrgg, Kazcaper (I promised)

Harem Girls: *Applications still welcome* :p


Tink is queen and gets her own palace, but doubles as PM's wife. Or something.

[This post shows signs of tampering by the NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester.]

I agree. I think someone has a small problem.

*sigh*

The story is, see, excalibur got stuck in a rock, and...

HUZZAH!!!

*streaks*

The Revised Royal Court list:
<snip>
What about Jamil?

I've been demoted to Bard.

*fondles Preebles*

Actually, you do. I appointed you to be a bard in another thread. So play! And feast, and so on. :D

And no hookers here. It's all free love. :D

A bard, eh? Works for me! *gets naked*

Now where's that guitar ...

Hides behind cabinet.

Prays *Dear God, don't let them find me and eat me. don't let them find me and eat me. don't let them find me and eat me. don't let them find me and eat me. don't let them find me and eat me. don't let them find me and eat me. don't let them find me and eat me. don't let them find me and eat me. don't let them find me and eat me. don't let them find me and eat me. don't let them find me and eat me. don't let them find me and eat me. don't let them find me and eat me. don't let them find me and eat me. *

Eat Spaam Please.

I've been demoted to Bard.

*fondles Preebles*

Oopsies. You can be warrior bard.



What about Jamil?

Ooopsies again. Fixed.

I've been demoted to Bard.

*fondles Preebles*
:eek:
*slaps LP's hand away*
*fondles Keruvalia*

Hides behind cabinet.

Prays *Dear God, don't let them find me and eat me. don't let them find me and eat me. don't let them find me and eat me. don't let them find me and eat me. don't let them find me and eat me. don't let them find me and eat me. don't let them find me and eat me. don't let them find me and eat me. don't let them find me and eat me. don't let them find me and eat me. don't let them find me and eat me. don't let them find me and eat me. don't let them find me and eat me. don't let them find me and eat me. *

Eat Spaam Please.

But I Don't LIKE SPAM! (spam spsm spam spam, wonderful spaaaam, glorious spam)

why is Queen right at the bottom?

But I Don't LIKE SPAM! (spam spsm spam spam, wonderful spaaaam, glorious spam)
You don't like me? :(

And thanks Kana!

:eek:
*slaps LP's hand away*
*fondles Keruvalia*
Damn.....

*fondles Neo-Anarchists*

You don't like me? :(

And thanks Kana!
I like you if you pick the reference! :D

why is Queen right at the bottom?
You want to be on top? ;)

why is Queen right at the bottom?

Because if I put it midway through, not as many people would notice it. Dontcha know the only parts people read are the intro and conclusion? *nods*

*fondles Keruvalia*

Hooray! Now I must write a song to the gloriousness of Preebles fondling.

You want to be on top? ;)
The entire people on the Queen :eek:

I like you if you pick the reference! :D
Meaning of Life isn't it?

Spam spam bacon spam beans spam spam spam eggs spam spam spam beans spam spam spam spam spam spam!

Kahta must have been referring to this thread when he started his "moral degeneration" thread... :D

The entire people on the Queen :eek:
Preferably just me :D

Or PM :p

Meaning of Life isn't it?

Spam spam bacon spam beans spam spam spam eggs spam spam spam beans spam spam spam spam spam spam!
Flying Circus I think. But yay! *gives Spaam a cookie*

Flying Circus I think. But yay! *gives Spaam a cookie*
You're right, of course. And its sausage, not bacon ;)

~eats Pri's cookie~

:p

Because if I put it midway through, not as many people would notice it. Dontcha know the only parts people read are the intro and conclusion? *nods*
why can't i be at the top? everyone knows I'm more important than you :p

Kahta must have been referring to this thread when he started his "moral degeneration" thread... :D

:fluffle:

Moral degeneration rocks.

why can't i be at the top? everyone knows I'm more important than you :p

Maybe, but you're not more important than...*shudder* Him.

:fluffle:

Moral degeneration rocks.

What's a moral? :D

Maybe, but you're not more important than...*shudder* Him.
oh yeah, forgot about......him......meh, i can live with being under Max BArry, just as long as I'm on top of you

What's a moral? :D

:D

*yawn*

I do believe I shall toddle off to my bedchamber. Goodnight people, and keep up the party.

*Tries to get up, but fails*

*passes out on throne*

Zzzz....

:D

*yawn*

I do believe I shall toddle off to my bedchamber. Goodnight people, and keep up the party.

*Tries to get up, but fails*

*passes out on throne*

Zzzz....
I'm gonna toodle off too I think.
Fare thee well.
*waves hat theatrically and falls over*

*giggle*

And Gawdly, you're too cheap for me. ;)

Cheap AND easy...a veritable two-for-one of depravity. It's worth a sawbuck...that works out to about .55 cents an inch...WOTTA DEAL!

Why? At least you would be role-playing in the appropriate place then. Sound to me like you're in denial here.


BWO......I say this with all due respect because I enjoy your posts and have no wish to become adversaries, but first of all......why should this thread of 'Role playing" as you call it, be moved to a different forum when Paradise Club is in General? You know it will die out after a few days. 2nd- I fail to see how this King/Queen theme that has sprung to life, will offend newcomers. How is it any different that NS Most Respected, NS Hottest Babe, NS best chest, NS best <insert any random contest pulled from a hat> Contests?? Apparently this kind of thread existed long ago since someone posted an old thread about it. Not everyone enjoys talking about religion, politics or homosexuality. Some people actual like to have fun and laugh on occasion on here. So for everyone up in the air about the thread Finde started......lighten up. There will ALWAYS be threads that people dont care for. How hard is it to just enter those threads??

Waitaminnit! My prom date is King?

*Starts furiously de-lousing*

The Revised Royal Court list:

God: Max Barry

Demigods: [violet], SalusaSecondus, [dredd], [mantle], Reploid Productions

Assistant Demigods: Scolopendra, Sirocco, Melkor Unchained, Menelmacar, The Most Glorious Hack, GMC Military Arms, Karmabaijan, TJHairball, Katganistan, Frisbeeteria, Tsaraine, Myrth, Unfree People, Cogitation

Emperor: Me.

Shogun: TIN

Crown Prince: Spaam

Crown Princess: Jamil

Knights of the Oblong Table: Roach-Busters, Patra Caesar, Findecano Calaelen, Monkeypimp, Lascivious Maximus, Gawdly

Chief Armsmaster/Beer Baron: Kellarly

Captains of the Guard: Eutrusca, Harlesburg

Ninja Assassin: Pure Metal

Advisor of Evilness/Serving Wench: Shaed

Ueber-Tough Warrior Princess: Peechland

Chief Handmaiden: Oksana

Obligatory Old Sage: Eutrusca

Royal DJ: Sdaeriji

Self-Proclaimed Court Jester: Cogitation

Swashbuckling Warrior Bard: Legless Pirates

Bards: Neo-Anarchists, Preebles, Branin, Keruvalia

Chef: Daistallia 2104

Stable Boy: Sanctaphrax

Chief Torturer: Myrth

Shieldbearers: Devilles, Egrdegdrgg, Kazcaper (I promised)

Harem Girls: *Applications still welcome* :p


Tink is queen and gets her own palace, but doubles as PM's wife. Or something.

[This post shows signs of tampering by the NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester.]
Just adding in a few omissions. :D

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

...

By the way, roleplays not related to NationStates can go in "General". There have been non-NS roleplays in "General" before, and this doesn't look quite NationStates-related (that is, it's referring to the players, not to the nations or any roleplayed national leaders).

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
NationStates Game Moderator

ooohhh......A Court Jester! Thats just what a Warrior Princess needs!

Held at this here castle. (http://www.cgnetworks.com/galleryimages/4029/dark_castle.jpg)

Everyone is invited to my coronation! We have unlimited supplies of food and booze.

The only rule is, if you're going to brawl, do it outside, so I can watch in amusement from the balcony. Oh, yes. I need to prepare my revised royal court list. Well, that will come later.

*claps hands for bards to begin performing*
You sure know how to throw a party, Kanabia

*lunges for beer fountain*

I am a Kaaaaa-Nigit!

Fear my awsome Lance o' Lustiness!

The Revised Royal Court list:

God: Max Barry

Demigods: [violet], SalusaSecondus, [dredd], [mantle], Reploid Productions

Assistant Demigods: Scolopendra, Sirocco, Melkor Unchained, Menelmacar, The Most Glorious Hack, GMC Military Arms, Karmabaijan, TJHairball, Katganistan, Frisbeeteria, Tsaraine, Myrth, Unfree People, Cogitation

Emperor: Me.

Shogun: TIN

Crown Prince: Spaam

Crown Princess: Jamil

Knights of the Oblong Table: Roach-Busters, Patra Caesar, Findecano Calaelen, Monkeypimp, Lascivious Maximus, Gawdly

Chief Armsmaster/Beer Baron: Kellarly

Captains of the Guard: Eutrusca, Harlesburg

Ninja Assassin: Pure Metal

Advisor of Evilness/Serving Wench: Shaed

Ueber-Tough Warrior Princess: Peechland

Chief Handmaiden: Oksana

Obligatory Old Sage: Eutrusca

Royal DJ: Sdaeriji

Self-Proclaimed Court Jester: Cogitation

Swashbuckling Warrior Bard: Legless Pirates

Bards: Neo-Anarchists, Preebles, Branin, Keruvalia

Chef: Daistallia 2104

Stable Boy: Sanctaphrax

Chief Torturer: Myrth

Shieldbearers: Devilles, Egrdegdrgg, Kazcaper (I promised)

Harem Girls: *Applications still welcome* :p


Tink is queen and gets her own palace, but doubles as PM's wife. Or something.

[This post shows signs of tampering by the NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester.]
i've just realised i can't be a ninja assassin... i'm neither assassin-y or ninjaish. can i just be some kind of cool dark lord instead? :cool:

*Crashes feast*

I'm thirsty, hungry, wearing 40 kg of armor and my underwear is creeping above the holy zone, so don't piss me of!

Who brought the smoke?

*Crashes feast*

I'm thirsty, hungry, wearing 40 kg of armor and my underwear is creeping above the holy zone, so don't piss me of!


LOL Hak....

What is all this king, queen, duke etc. thing? You guys better make me a knight or general or smething before I raise a rebal army and take over this General land. ;)

ooohhh......A Court Jester! Thats just what a Warrior Princess needs!

Man, no way! I'm an 'Advisor of Evilness/Serving Wench'. Cog is MINE!

...

Well, I mean... I guess I could share 'im.... uh, M'lady.

*mutters: stupid '/Serving Wench', meaning I have to be subservient. RARGH*

Am I late to the party?

Am I late to the party?

*gets up, unshaven and hungover*

Naw! This party goes for as long as I want it to.

*quaffs ale*

And Cog, I approve of the updated list. :D

*gets up, unshaven and hungover*

Naw! This party goes for as long as I want it to.

*quaffs ale*
Like Freddy Mercury's 40th birthday party! Apaprently it went for days. And the bathroom attendants were members of the opposite sex, wearing not much. ;) *hint*

So time for another round is it?

Like Freddy Mercury's 40th birthday party! Apaprently it went for days. And the bathroom attendants were members of the opposite sex, wearing not much. ;) *hint*

Freddy Mercury had bathroom attendants of the opposite sex now? :p

So time for another round is it?
Come for a swim in the beer fountain :p

Freddy Mercury had bathroom attendants of the opposite sex now? :p
Yeah, I guess he was catering for his guests, although he didn't just limit himself to men ya know.

Yeah, I guess he was catering for his guests, although he didn't just limit himself to men ya know.

Heh! Good ol' Freddy. That'd be a party i'd want to be invited to.

*bards*

*slays*

AAAH!


*all is well in the kingdom of Kanabia*

*bards*
*jams with LP*

Goddamnit. My peasants are growing...stuff that isn't wheat.

Oh well. Let them eat brownie.

Goddamnit. My peasants are growing...stuff that isn't wheat.

Oh well. Let them eat brownie.

Ooh, special brownies!

What did you expect in Kanabia-land? And the bards need inspiration!

YAY! "Inspiration"!

We're gonna be the new Beatles

YAY! "Inspiration"!

We're gonna be the new Beatles

"Lucy in the sky wth diamonds..."

Sergeant Peechland Lonely Hearts Club Band

Sergeant Peechland Lonely Hearts Club Band
Meeeeeheee!

Meeeeeheee!
Sergeant Preebles Lonely Hearts Club Band? :eek:

Sergeant Preebles Lonely Hearts Club Band? :eek:
:eek: It works...

*raises a toast to his fellow knights*

*starts on a new keg*

Waitaminnit! My prom date is King?

*Starts furiously de-lousing*
wow an ex royal
greetings me-lady

With out new album including the tracks:

Sgt. Preebles' Lonely Hearts Club Band
With a little help from my Preebles
Preebles in the Sky with Diamonds
Getting Preebles
Fixing a Preebles
Preebles' Leaving Home
Being for the Benefit of Mr. Preebles!
Within You Without Preebles
Preebles, I'm Sixty-Four
Lovely Preebles
Good Morning Good Preebles
Sgt. Preebles' Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise)
Preebles in the Life

With out new album including the tracks:

Sgt. Preebles' Lonely Hearts Club Band
With a little help from my Preebles
Preebles in the Sky with Diamonds
Getting Preebles
Fixing a Preebles
Preebles' Leaving Home
Being for the Benefit of Mr. Preebles!
Within You Without Preebles
Preebles, I'm Sixty-Four
Lovely Preebles
Good Morning Good Preebles
Sgt. Preebles' Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise)
Preebles in the Life


*considers her ego fed*

Now it must drink!
*leaps into ale fountain*

Composes more Preebles songs.

Preebles in the name of
Preebles hit the atmosphere
My own Preebles (shove it)
Stairway to Preebles
I don't like the drugs, but Preebles like me

Composes more Preebles songs.

Preebles in the name of
Preebles hit the atmosphere
My own Preebles (shove it)
Stairway to Preebles
I don't like the drugs, but Preebles like me
Now fr some LP ones!

Smells Like Legless Pirates :D
The Legless Pirates Train
Smack My Legless Pirates Up
Where Do The Legless Pirates Play?

Preebles don't want me for a sunbeam
Whiskey in the Preebles
Sympathy for the Preebles
Iron Lion Preebles
A Lapdance is so much better if Preebles is Crying

Preebles don't want me for a sunbeam
Whiskey in the Preebles
Sympathy for the Preebles
Iron Lion Preebles
A Lapdance is so much better if Preebles is Crying
ROFL!

The fun doesn't end

Preebles, What a wookie
Preebles looks like a lady
Highway to Preebles
God save the Preebles
Paint Pastel Preebles
Preebles of Death
Supply and Preebles

*enters with "Peech was here" written in his forehead*

hey everyone guess which savage heretic I just slept with :p

Lord TIN? Myrth?

yeah I second Myrth.

Lord TIN? Myrth?
"how bout NO, Scott" :D

"how bout NO, Scott" :D
Lord Mini Me?

Lord Mini Me?
getting closer

getting closer
Lord LP?

Held at this here castle. (http://www.cgnetworks.com/galleryimages/4029/dark_castle.jpg)

Everyone is invited to my coronation! We have unlimited supplies of food and booze.

The only rule is, if you're going to brawl, do it outside, so I can watch in amusement from the balcony. Oh, yes. I need to prepare my revised royal court list. Well, that will come later.

*claps hands for bards to begin performing*

I'm still a handmaiden, right? If I'm not, then I'm not coming to the banquet.

Lord LP?
You know ive nailed him more then once :D

You know ive nailed him more then once :D
He's HOT!

He's HOT!
and a great role in the sack

errr.... wait a minute..

*enters with "Peech was here" written in his forehead*

hey everyone guess which savage heretic I just slept with :p


*busts into castle and throws first aid kit at Finde*
You left this at my place....I dunno why you thought youd need it. /sarcasm

*returns to the land of evil*

and a great role in the sack

errr.... wait a minute..
What?

*busts into castle and throws first aid kit at Finde*
You left this at my place....I dunno why you thought youd need it. /sarcasm

*returns to the land of evil*

Well that was random Peech.

Well that was random Peech.


lol....youd have to read the Kazoo thread.

*busts into castle and throws first aid kit at Finde*
You left this at my place....I dunno why you thought youd need it. /sarcasm

*returns to the land of evil*
um..... thanks

Ooh, excellent. More Zeppelin, please! And here! *passes Preebles a turkey drumstick*

What about me? :(

What?
I thought we were going to keep this a secret

I thought we were going to keep this a secret
What do you mean "we" ?

lol....youd have to read the Kazoo thread.
.... no she doesnt ;)

What do you mean "we" ?

Hey, you have more posts than me! Shame on you! :mad:

Hey, you have more posts than me! Shame on you! :mad:
I R teh Sp4Mz0r0rZ

What do you mean "we" ?
you know, the time we got drunk and...

I'm still a handmaiden, right? If I'm not, then I'm not coming to the banquet.

Yes, yes, you are. :)

What about me? :(

You weren't forgotten, I made you a knight! See? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8444165&postcount=59)

*Passes R-B a whole turkey* :D

you know, the time we got drunk and...
What the hell are you talking about? I'm just a simple bard.
*raises glasses*
pssst. Eet eez I, Leclerc

Yes, yes, you are. :)



You weren't forgotten, I made you a knight! See? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8444165&postcount=59)

*Passes R-B a whole turkey* :D

KICK ASS!!!!! Thanks! You're awesome, Kanabia!

*Hands Kanabia an SNES controller*

Now, it's time for Secret of Mana! :D

What the hell are you talking about? I'm just a simple bard.
*raises glasses*
pssst. Eet eez I, Leclerc
:) right ;)

KICK ASS!!!!! Thanks! You're awesome, Kanabia!

*Hands Kanabia an SNES controller*

Now, it's time for Secret of Mana! :D

:D

(Why...i'm tempted to break old the old SNES again...maybe tomorrow ;))


Hmm.

I think we should lay seige to the traitors castle, because Peechland carved her intitals into Findecano Calaelen's forehead. Who's with me? I'll need a huge catapult of some sort.

I think we should lay seige to the traitors castle, because Peechland carved her intitals into Findecano Calaelen's forehead. Who's with me? I'll need a huge catapult of some sort.
we could fire peasents at them :D

Fetchez la vache!

we could fire peasents at them :D

Definitely. Peasants and captured traitors, of course. :D

Fetchez la vache!
WHAT?

WHAT?
Get the cow

Get the cow
your starting to freak me out


mmm steak