NationStates Jolt Archive


Just face it folks...

The Imperial Navy
15-03-2005, 12:13
...I and only I am master of NS. Lord of all I survey. Master of Randomness. Master of Darkness... Lord of doom.

Bow down before your master and accept it... or I shall be forced to withdraw your right to play chess.

http://www.hlj.me.uk/TIN.jpg
Your master and overlord, TIN.
Kanabia
15-03-2005, 12:15
*Mumble*

So I have to have you tortured, too?
Portu Cale
15-03-2005, 12:15
You look like those lil plastic soldiers i had when i was a kid.. the ones i used to burn... o.o
FairyTInkArisen
15-03-2005, 12:18
Pm > Tin
The Imperial Navy
15-03-2005, 12:19
*Mumble*

So I have to have you tortured, too?

http://img165.exs.cx/img165/6155/imagemad0zb.jpg
Actually I was thinking the other way around, my child. Seize him!

*A dozen heavily armed gophers surround Kanabia*

Take him to the torture chamber. Give him the squirrel torture.
Kanabia
15-03-2005, 12:21
Actually I was thinking the other way around, my child. Seize him![/i]

*A dozen heavily armed gophers surround Kanabia*

Take him to the torture chamber. Give him the squirrel torture.


FOOL!

*Sprays you with chocolate and sets loose the puppy-dogs of DOOM!!!*
Oksana
15-03-2005, 12:22
Tin, I will bow down to you if I can be your left-hand and right-hand woman. A tiara and sceptor I will need of course. ;)
The Imperial Navy
15-03-2005, 12:23
FOOL!

*Sprays you with chocolate and sets loose the puppy-dogs of DOOM!!!*

Your puppy dogs are no match for my adorable kittens!

http://www.blazerscats.com/two_kittens.jpg
The Plutonian Empire
15-03-2005, 12:24
<NUCLEAR EXPLOSION!>

<NUCLEAR EXPLOSION!>





<NUCLEAR EXPLOSION!>

<NUCLEAR EXPLOSION!>

<NUCLEAR EXPLOSION!>
<NUCLEAR EXPLOSION!>
<NUCLEAR EXPLOSION!>

:p
Chicken pi
15-03-2005, 12:27
Your puppy dogs are no match for my adorable kittens!

http://www.blazerscats.com/two_kittens.jpg

Ha, your kittens are nothing compared to my...er...whatever it is...
http://img200.exs.cx/img200/4111/fluffy5mp.jpg
Kejott
15-03-2005, 12:27
You look like those lil plastic soldiers i had when i was a kid.. the ones i used to burn... o.o

Actually that pic looks like the cheesy The Hulk TV Show effect. You know when he's turning into The Hulk
Kanabia
15-03-2005, 12:27
Your puppy dogs are no match for my adorable kittens!

And your kittens are no match for my Mimes.

http://www.fwworld.com/Mimes.jpg
Davo_301
15-03-2005, 12:28
nothing a as powerful as my malet of silence *hits the puppies and kittiens* nothing stops me muh ahahahahahahahahahah
Bolol
15-03-2005, 12:29
Arrogant aren't we?
Pure Metal
15-03-2005, 12:29
Pm > Tin
:fluffle: :fluffle:

*bows down before our new Imperial master anyway*
FairyTInkArisen
15-03-2005, 12:30
:fluffle: :fluffle:

*bows down before our new Imperial master anyway*
:fluffle: :fluffle:
The Imperial Navy
15-03-2005, 12:32
Foolish mortals! You are no match for my Gravy!

http://www.deliaonline.com/picturelibrary/jpeg230/h1/h1163-traditional-gravy.jpg
The Plutonian Empire
15-03-2005, 12:33
Foolish mortals! You are no match for my Gravy!

http://www.deliaonline.com/picturelibrary/jpeg230/h1/h1163-traditional-gravy.jpg
*Chugs it down*

Yum!
Chicken pi
15-03-2005, 12:34
Foolish mortals! You are no match for my Gravy!

Gravy (http://www.deliaonline.com/picturelibrary/jpeg230/h1/h1163-traditional-gravy.jpg)


*parries TIN's gravy with a cup of tea*

http://img97.exs.cx/img97/5774/nicecupatea0ya.jpg
The Plutonian Empire
15-03-2005, 12:35
*parries TIN's gravy with a cup of tea*

http://img97.exs.cx/img97/5774/nicecupatea0ya.jpg
*Downs it all in a single instant*

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................... :p
Chicken pi
15-03-2005, 12:36
*Downs it all in a single instant*

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................... :p

Curse you, TPE, with your tea and gravy-drinking antics!


http://img7.exs.cx/img7/750/bizarrepumpkin3yp.gif

*evil chuckle* Down that...
Davo_301
15-03-2005, 12:36
*grabs a mime and hammes him into a puppy and gravy container*

heh see you are powerless before me.
The Plutonian Empire
15-03-2005, 12:37
Curse you, TPE, with your tea and gravy-drinking antics!
*Curse boomerangs around and turns Chicken pi into chicken pie*
Pure Metal
15-03-2005, 12:38
none shall survive the might of the mighty coffee bean!

http://www.vittoriacoffee.com/media/1017.jpg
Shaed
15-03-2005, 12:39
*can't bow down to TIN, being a Myrth devotee and all*

...
>.> <.< >.>
...

*but, thinks TIN is hot, and so sends a horde of her Safety Clones (tm) to bow down to him on her behalf*

^.^
The Plutonian Empire
15-03-2005, 12:39
none shall survive the might of the mighty coffee bean!

http://www.vittoriacoffee.com/media/1017.jpg
*Pops it into his mouth, and swallows it with a glass of milk*
Chicken pi
15-03-2005, 12:40
*Curse boomerangs around and turns Chicken pi into chicken pie*

How could that possibly be a curse? That's more of a divine blessing, unless you're talking about horrible processed supermarket pie.
The Imperial Navy
15-03-2005, 12:41
MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Your tea cannot hurt me!
The Plutonian Empire
15-03-2005, 12:41
How could that possibly be a curse? That's more of a divine blessing, unless you're talking about horrible processed supermarket pie.
*Teleports the chicken pie straight to the supermarket*
Moleland
15-03-2005, 12:42
Sewer.
The Plutonian Empire
15-03-2005, 12:42
MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Your tea cannot hurt me!
*:fluffle: 's TIN*

Acting gay can :D
Chicken pi
15-03-2005, 12:43
*Teleports the chicken pie straight to the supermarket*

Ack, may you choke on a Chicken Pi pie!
The Plutonian Empire
15-03-2005, 12:44
Ack, may you choke on a Chicken Pi pie!
*Performs the heimlich maneuver on himself, chicken pie piece falls into the toilet*

*Flush*
Moleland
15-03-2005, 12:45
*Plants several Moles in this thread*

You are no match for them!!!!

Ha hA!!!!

http://ag.udel.edu/extension/information/hyg/hygimages/hyg-61-a.gif
The Plutonian Empire
15-03-2005, 12:46
*Plants several Moles in this thread*

You are no match for them!!!!

Ha hA!!!!

http://ag.udel.edu/extension/information/hyg/hygimages/hyg-61-a.gif
*Unleashes the feared Grey Goo to consume the moles* (OOC: You know, that nanotech doomsday thingy)
The Imperial Navy
15-03-2005, 12:46
*:fluffle: 's TIN*

Acting gay can :D

I never knew you felt this way about me... :D

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Pure Metal
15-03-2005, 12:46
*Pops it into his mouth, and swallows it with a glass of milk*
:( damnit that bean was two days off retirement :(
Chicken pi
15-03-2005, 12:48
I never knew you felt this way about me... :D

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

*sigh*

I love to see a blossoming forum love affair. :)
The Plutonian Empire
15-03-2005, 12:48
I never knew you felt this way about me... :D

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
*Grabs a 10 foot pole*

*evil grin*
The Plutonian Empire
15-03-2005, 12:48
*sigh*

I love to see a blossoming forum love affair. :)
OOC: I'm straight, just so you know ;)
Chicken pi
15-03-2005, 12:48
*Performs the heimlich maneuver on himself, chicken pie piece falls into the toilet*

*Flush*

Wahahahaha, it's a floater!




Got to go now...
The Plutonian Empire
15-03-2005, 12:50
Wahahahaha, it's a floater!




Got to go now...
*Teleports in the Great Wall of China*

Now you can't leave! :D
The Imperial Navy
15-03-2005, 12:50
*Grabs a 10 foot pole*

*evil grin*

Wha... what're you doing with that hamster?
Davo_301
15-03-2005, 12:51
MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Your tea cannot hurt me!

how about this....... *hitts The Imperial Navy with my malet of silence*
<<<<<<<<<<<<<POW>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (X_X)



heh
The Plutonian Empire
15-03-2005, 12:51
:( damnit that bean was two days off retirement :(
*Turns Pure Metal into metallic hydrogen and sends it to jupiter's core*
The Imperial Navy
15-03-2005, 12:53
how about this....... *hitts The Imperial Navy with my malet of silence*
<<<<<<<<<<<<<POW>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (X_X)



heh

YOU MUST HAVE HIT ME WITH THE MALLET OF LOUDNESS! I FEEL BIGGER THAN EVER!
The Plutonian Empire
15-03-2005, 12:53
Wha... what're you doing with that hamster?
*Sees the 10 foot pole has turned into a hamster*

Foooooooood..... :D

<CHOMP!>

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............................ :p
Davo_301
15-03-2005, 13:04
YOU MUST HAVE HIT ME WITH THE MALLET OF LOUDNESS! I FEEL BIGGER THAN EVER!
*look at the malet* oh jessz *throws it backwards and dig about for the malet of silence* where it is???? malet of impotence, malet of drunkeness, malet of obedience *hmm i'l try that on david beckham*... ah here we are

<<<<<<<<<<<<<POW>>>>>>>>>>>>> (X_o)
<<<<<<<<<<<<<POW>>>>>>>>>>>>> (X_X)
Pure Metal
15-03-2005, 13:07
*Turns Pure Metal into metallic hydrogen and sends it to jupiter's core*
:eek: how the hell did i get here?
The Imperial Navy
15-03-2005, 13:07
*look at the malet* oh jessz *throws it backwards and dig about for the malet of silence* where it is???? malet of impotence, malet of drunkeness, malet of obedience *hmm i'l try that on david beckham*... ah here we are

<<<<<<<<<<<<<POW>>>>>>>>>>>>> (X_o)
<<<<<<<<<<<<<POW>>>>>>>>>>>>> (X_X)

Nope, that was the mallet of Viagra... uh oh... I think I need to visit the loo... :eek:
Davo_301
15-03-2005, 13:17
Nope, that was the mallet of Viagra... uh oh... I think I need to visit the loo... :eek:
i'l stop you *hits him with the malet of constipation*
The Imperial Navy
15-03-2005, 13:19
i'l stop you *hits him with the malet of constipation*

That was the Laxative mattet! GAAAHHHHHH!
The Plutonian Empire
15-03-2005, 13:22
That was the Laxative mattet! GAAAHHHHHH!
*Adds plutonium to the mix*
Davo_301
15-03-2005, 13:31
*Adds plutonium to the mix*
there is a meal that will repeate

*hits The Plutonian Empire with the malet of troll*
DandylionEaters
15-03-2005, 13:32
*Hits TIN with the Mullet of Randomness*

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/assets/images/picturebooks/03_raspberry_tort/joegrump.jpg

*Realises his mistake and gets out the Mallet of Randomness*

http://doityourself.com/ori/200x200/1776673.jpg

*Strikes TIN with it*

*Nothing happens*

:p
Legless Pirates
15-03-2005, 13:33
*reads the newspaper*
The Plutonian Empire
15-03-2005, 13:34
there is a meal that will repeate

*hits The Plutonian Empire with the malet of troll*
Ooh! Those cute tiny toys for girls! :D

*Gives troll to his niece*
Davo_301
15-03-2005, 13:39
Ooh! Those cute tiny toys for girls! :D

*Gives troll to his niece*
i was thinking more along the lines of an internet troll.. like jesussaves :D
The Imperial Navy
15-03-2005, 13:40
Clone of Me----> :mad: :sniper: <----Real me
The Plutonian Empire
15-03-2005, 13:42
i was thinking more along the lines of an internet troll.. like jesussaves :D
*Eats jesussaves*

Yay cannibalism.
Whispering Legs
15-03-2005, 13:43
all your base are belong to us
The Imperial Navy
15-03-2005, 13:44
*Eats jesussaves*

Yay cannibalism.

You should have tortured him first! Sadism is so much more fun!

*Draws leather whip from pocket*

mmm.... whipped.
The Plutonian Empire
15-03-2005, 13:49
You should have tortured him first! Sadism is so much more fun!

*Draws leather whip from pocket*

mmm.... whipped.
Ugh. Torture's evil, and it sucks. I'm not evil, so...

*Turns whip into cobra, which then bites TIN in the neck, injecting all kinds of lethal toxins into TIN*
Katganistan
15-03-2005, 13:52
...Katganistan is our benevolent moderatrix. Lady of all she surveys. Mistress of peace and fairness. Mistress of Light... Lady of Civility.

Bow down before your mistress and accept it... or I shall be forced to withdraw your right to play chess.

http://www.hlj.me.uk/TIN.jpg
Your master and overlord, TIN.

Why, thank you, TIN! you may lay your tribute at the foot of my throne at your earliest convenience, or else.....

;)
The Imperial Navy
15-03-2005, 13:55
Why, thank you, TIN! you may lay your tribute at the foot of my throne at your earliest convenience, or else.....

;)

:eek: Oh dear...
Moleland
15-03-2005, 13:59
Bah?
Neo-Anarchists
15-03-2005, 14:16
And your kittens are no match for my Mimes.

http://www.fwworld.com/Mimes.jpg
Oh, Goddess above!
Save me!

Bwaha, I will defeat the mimes with heavy artillery!
http://geoimages.berkeley.edu/GeoImages/BainWest/BAIN5/BIGGUN.JPG
BOOM! (http://www.astrosurf.com/lombry/Documents/explosion-semipalatinsk-moratoire.jpg)
The Plutonian Empire
15-03-2005, 14:19
Oh, Goddess above!
Save me!

Bwaha, I will defeat the mimes with heavy artillery!
http://geoimages.berkeley.edu/GeoImages/BainWest/BAIN5/BIGGUN.JPG
http://www.astrosurf.com/lombry/Documents/explosion-semipalatinsk-moratoire.jpg
PWNED BY PLUTONIAN SUPERNUKES!

http://img96.exs.cx/img96/4192/PlutoConNukesDenver.jpg
Monotonous
15-03-2005, 17:14
*uses shield of shielding* *realises shield could have been named better* *dies of radiation poisoning*
The Imperial Navy
15-03-2005, 17:19
Yarrr... *Tut tut tut*

Well... time to go. See you tomorrow!
Monotonous
15-03-2005, 17:22
He's gone? Let's have a party!
*parties* I'll need a lookout. It's good pay! £ 0.00 a year.