NationStates Jolt Archive

...I and only I am master of NS. Lord of all I survey. Master of Randomness. Master of Darkness... Lord of doom.

Bow down before your master and accept it... or I shall be forced to withdraw your right to play chess.

http://www.hlj.me.uk/TIN.jpg
Your master and overlord, TIN.

*Mumble*

So I have to have you tortured, too?

You look like those lil plastic soldiers i had when i was a kid.. the ones i used to burn... o.o

Pm > Tin

*Mumble*

So I have to have you tortured, too?

http://img165.exs.cx/img165/6155/imagemad0zb.jpg
Actually I was thinking the other way around, my child. Seize him!

*A dozen heavily armed gophers surround Kanabia*

Take him to the torture chamber. Give him the squirrel torture.

Actually I was thinking the other way around, my child. Seize him![/i]

*A dozen heavily armed gophers surround Kanabia*

Take him to the torture chamber. Give him the squirrel torture.


FOOL!

*Sprays you with chocolate and sets loose the puppy-dogs of DOOM!!!*

Tin, I will bow down to you if I can be your left-hand and right-hand woman. A tiara and sceptor I will need of course. ;)

FOOL!

*Sprays you with chocolate and sets loose the puppy-dogs of DOOM!!!*

Your puppy dogs are no match for my adorable kittens!

http://www.blazerscats.com/two_kittens.jpg

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:p

Your puppy dogs are no match for my adorable kittens!

http://www.blazerscats.com/two_kittens.jpg

Ha, your kittens are nothing compared to my...er...whatever it is...
http://img200.exs.cx/img200/4111/fluffy5mp.jpg

You look like those lil plastic soldiers i had when i was a kid.. the ones i used to burn... o.o

Actually that pic looks like the cheesy The Hulk TV Show effect. You know when he's turning into The Hulk

Your puppy dogs are no match for my adorable kittens!

And your kittens are no match for my Mimes.

http://www.fwworld.com/Mimes.jpg

nothing a as powerful as my malet of silence *hits the puppies and kittiens* nothing stops me muh ahahahahahahahahahah

Arrogant aren't we?

Pm > Tin
:fluffle: :fluffle:

*bows down before our new Imperial master anyway*

:fluffle: :fluffle:

*bows down before our new Imperial master anyway*
:fluffle: :fluffle:

Foolish mortals! You are no match for my Gravy!

http://www.deliaonline.com/picturelibrary/jpeg230/h1/h1163-traditional-gravy.jpg

Foolish mortals! You are no match for my Gravy!

http://www.deliaonline.com/picturelibrary/jpeg230/h1/h1163-traditional-gravy.jpg
*Chugs it down*

Yum!

Foolish mortals! You are no match for my Gravy!

Gravy (http://www.deliaonline.com/picturelibrary/jpeg230/h1/h1163-traditional-gravy.jpg)


*parries TIN's gravy with a cup of tea*

http://img97.exs.cx/img97/5774/nicecupatea0ya.jpg

*parries TIN's gravy with a cup of tea*

http://img97.exs.cx/img97/5774/nicecupatea0ya.jpg
*Downs it all in a single instant*

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................... :p

*Downs it all in a single instant*

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................... :p

Curse you, TPE, with your tea and gravy-drinking antics!


http://img7.exs.cx/img7/750/bizarrepumpkin3yp.gif

*evil chuckle* Down that...

*grabs a mime and hammes him into a puppy and gravy container*

heh see you are powerless before me.

Curse you, TPE, with your tea and gravy-drinking antics!
*Curse boomerangs around and turns Chicken pi into chicken pie*

none shall survive the might of the mighty coffee bean!

http://www.vittoriacoffee.com/media/1017.jpg

*can't bow down to TIN, being a Myrth devotee and all*

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>.> <.< >.>
...

*but, thinks TIN is hot, and so sends a horde of her Safety Clones (tm) to bow down to him on her behalf*

^.^

none shall survive the might of the mighty coffee bean!

http://www.vittoriacoffee.com/media/1017.jpg
*Pops it into his mouth, and swallows it with a glass of milk*

*Curse boomerangs around and turns Chicken pi into chicken pie*

How could that possibly be a curse? That's more of a divine blessing, unless you're talking about horrible processed supermarket pie.

MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Your tea cannot hurt me!

How could that possibly be a curse? That's more of a divine blessing, unless you're talking about horrible processed supermarket pie.
*Teleports the chicken pie straight to the supermarket*

Sewer.

MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Your tea cannot hurt me!
*:fluffle: 's TIN*

Acting gay can :D

*Teleports the chicken pie straight to the supermarket*

Ack, may you choke on a Chicken Pi pie!

Ack, may you choke on a Chicken Pi pie!
*Performs the heimlich maneuver on himself, chicken pie piece falls into the toilet*

*Flush*

*Plants several Moles in this thread*

You are no match for them!!!!

Ha hA!!!!

http://ag.udel.edu/extension/information/hyg/hygimages/hyg-61-a.gif

*Plants several Moles in this thread*

You are no match for them!!!!

Ha hA!!!!

http://ag.udel.edu/extension/information/hyg/hygimages/hyg-61-a.gif
*Unleashes the feared Grey Goo to consume the moles* (OOC: You know, that nanotech doomsday thingy)

*:fluffle: 's TIN*

Acting gay can :D

I never knew you felt this way about me... :D

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

*Pops it into his mouth, and swallows it with a glass of milk*
:( damnit that bean was two days off retirement :(

I never knew you felt this way about me... :D

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

*sigh*

I love to see a blossoming forum love affair. :)

I never knew you felt this way about me... :D

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
*Grabs a 10 foot pole*

*evil grin*

*sigh*

I love to see a blossoming forum love affair. :)
OOC: I'm straight, just so you know ;)

*Performs the heimlich maneuver on himself, chicken pie piece falls into the toilet*

*Flush*

Wahahahaha, it's a floater!




Got to go now...

Wahahahaha, it's a floater!




Got to go now...
*Teleports in the Great Wall of China*

Now you can't leave! :D

*Grabs a 10 foot pole*

*evil grin*

Wha... what're you doing with that hamster?

MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Your tea cannot hurt me!

how about this....... *hitts The Imperial Navy with my malet of silence*
<<<<<<<<<<<<<POW>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (X_X)



heh

:( damnit that bean was two days off retirement :(
*Turns Pure Metal into metallic hydrogen and sends it to jupiter's core*

how about this....... *hitts The Imperial Navy with my malet of silence*
<<<<<<<<<<<<<POW>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (X_X)



heh

YOU MUST HAVE HIT ME WITH THE MALLET OF LOUDNESS! I FEEL BIGGER THAN EVER!

Wha... what're you doing with that hamster?
*Sees the 10 foot pole has turned into a hamster*

Foooooooood..... :D

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............................ :p

YOU MUST HAVE HIT ME WITH THE MALLET OF LOUDNESS! I FEEL BIGGER THAN EVER!
*look at the malet* oh jessz *throws it backwards and dig about for the malet of silence* where it is???? malet of impotence, malet of drunkeness, malet of obedience *hmm i'l try that on david beckham*... ah here we are

<<<<<<<<<<<<<POW>>>>>>>>>>>>> (X_o)
<<<<<<<<<<<<<POW>>>>>>>>>>>>> (X_X)

*Turns Pure Metal into metallic hydrogen and sends it to jupiter's core*
:eek: how the hell did i get here?

*look at the malet* oh jessz *throws it backwards and dig about for the malet of silence* where it is???? malet of impotence, malet of drunkeness, malet of obedience *hmm i'l try that on david beckham*... ah here we are

<<<<<<<<<<<<<POW>>>>>>>>>>>>> (X_o)
<<<<<<<<<<<<<POW>>>>>>>>>>>>> (X_X)

Nope, that was the mallet of Viagra... uh oh... I think I need to visit the loo... :eek:

Nope, that was the mallet of Viagra... uh oh... I think I need to visit the loo... :eek:
i'l stop you *hits him with the malet of constipation*

i'l stop you *hits him with the malet of constipation*

That was the Laxative mattet! GAAAHHHHHH!

That was the Laxative mattet! GAAAHHHHHH!
*Adds plutonium to the mix*

*Adds plutonium to the mix*
there is a meal that will repeate

*hits The Plutonian Empire with the malet of troll*

*Hits TIN with the Mullet of Randomness*

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/assets/images/picturebooks/03_raspberry_tort/joegrump.jpg

*Realises his mistake and gets out the Mallet of Randomness*

http://doityourself.com/ori/200x200/1776673.jpg

*Strikes TIN with it*

*Nothing happens*

:p

*reads the newspaper*

there is a meal that will repeate

*hits The Plutonian Empire with the malet of troll*
Ooh! Those cute tiny toys for girls! :D

*Gives troll to his niece*

Ooh! Those cute tiny toys for girls! :D

*Gives troll to his niece*
i was thinking more along the lines of an internet troll.. like jesussaves :D

Clone of Me----> :mad: :sniper: <----Real me

i was thinking more along the lines of an internet troll.. like jesussaves :D
*Eats jesussaves*

Yay cannibalism.

all your base are belong to us

*Eats jesussaves*

Yay cannibalism.

You should have tortured him first! Sadism is so much more fun!

*Draws leather whip from pocket*

mmm.... whipped.

You should have tortured him first! Sadism is so much more fun!

*Draws leather whip from pocket*

mmm.... whipped.
Ugh. Torture's evil, and it sucks. I'm not evil, so...

*Turns whip into cobra, which then bites TIN in the neck, injecting all kinds of lethal toxins into TIN*

...Katganistan is our benevolent moderatrix. Lady of all she surveys. Mistress of peace and fairness. Mistress of Light... Lady of Civility.

Bow down before your mistress and accept it... or I shall be forced to withdraw your right to play chess.

http://www.hlj.me.uk/TIN.jpg
Your master and overlord, TIN.

Why, thank you, TIN! you may lay your tribute at the foot of my throne at your earliest convenience, or else.....

;)

Why, thank you, TIN! you may lay your tribute at the foot of my throne at your earliest convenience, or else.....

;)

:eek: Oh dear...

Bah?

And your kittens are no match for my Mimes.

http://www.fwworld.com/Mimes.jpg
Oh, Goddess above!
Save me!

Bwaha, I will defeat the mimes with heavy artillery!
http://geoimages.berkeley.edu/GeoImages/BainWest/BAIN5/BIGGUN.JPG
BOOM! (http://www.astrosurf.com/lombry/Documents/explosion-semipalatinsk-moratoire.jpg)

Oh, Goddess above!
Save me!

Bwaha, I will defeat the mimes with heavy artillery!
http://geoimages.berkeley.edu/GeoImages/BainWest/BAIN5/BIGGUN.JPG
http://www.astrosurf.com/lombry/Documents/explosion-semipalatinsk-moratoire.jpg
PWNED BY PLUTONIAN SUPERNUKES!

http://img96.exs.cx/img96/4192/PlutoConNukesDenver.jpg

*uses shield of shielding* *realises shield could have been named better* *dies of radiation poisoning*

Yarrr... *Tut tut tut*

Well... time to go. See you tomorrow!

He's gone? Let's have a party!
*parties* I'll need a lookout. It's good pay! £ 0.00 a year.