General King
Who shall be King of General?
Spaam (http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=GQESSZR&key=RMJ), last male member of the original Royalty?
Lapse, ever present lord, and former contende for the throne?
Kanabia (http://img57.exs.cx/img57/9730/chris8kq.jpg), heartthrob and beneficient ruler?
Findecano, he who was, is, and always shall be?
Make your decision, people!
Findecano Calaelen
15-03-2005, 10:55
:eek:
My first nomination for anything and its for king
:eek:
Anyone who votes for me gets a position in the nobility. :D
Findecano Calaelen
15-03-2005, 10:56
Anyone who votes for me gets a position in the nobility. :D
maybe I should change my vote then :)
Kellarly
15-03-2005, 10:57
You lot just wait for a peasent uprising...it all be nastiness with pitchforks then! :D
You lot just wait for a peasent uprising...it all be nastiness with pitchforks then! :D
Certainly not. All of the peasants are invited to the free banquets celebrating my greatness.
Findecano Calaelen
15-03-2005, 11:02
You lot just wait for a peasent uprising...it all be nastiness with pitchforks then! :D
My peasents cant use pitchforks, they are forced to dig with their hands
Harlesburg
15-03-2005, 11:03
Geez you missed me again. :rolleyes:
Monkeypimp
15-03-2005, 11:04
If I voted for anyone, I think it would be TIN. He's put in the hard yards, put in the time and everyone loves him.
Sdaeriji
15-03-2005, 11:14
I am so going to overthrow the crown and establish a military dictatorship.
Kellarly
15-03-2005, 11:15
Certainly not. All of the peasants are invited to the free banquets celebrating my greatness.
Ahhhh get them drunk....nice idea! :D
My peasents cant use pitchforks, they are forced to dig with their hands.
No pitchfork = not a proper peasent :p
Kellarly
15-03-2005, 11:16
I am so going to overthrow the crown and establish a military dictatorship.
Ohhhhhhhh see, rebellion is goooooooooooooood!
*Waves banner with Down with [Insert whoever is going to be king here]*
I am so going to overthrow the crown and establish a military dictatorship.
Aw man. And to think I was going to make you royal DJ too.
Sdaeriji
15-03-2005, 11:18
Aw man. And to think I was going to make you royal DJ too.
Dude, it's not too late to join the coup. I need trustworthy lieutenants.
The Imperial Navy
15-03-2005, 11:19
If I voted for anyone, I think it would be TIN. He's put in the hard yards, put in the time and everyone loves him.
I feel so loved... :D
Dude, it's not too late to join the coup. I need trustworthy lieutenants.
Involved in a coup against myself...hmm.
Your idea intrigues me...
GUARDS!!!!
Monkeypimp
15-03-2005, 11:23
Who ever's in charge, ill end up in one of the lower ranks, but in none the less.
Go whoever's winning!
Monkeypimp
15-03-2005, 11:24
woah I made a sig. This goes up there with someone complaining about me posting drunk on moderation.
Sdaeriji
15-03-2005, 11:24
Involved in a coup against myself...hmm.
Your idea intrigues me...
GUARDS!!!!
Keep in mind, you are only potentially in line for the crown. Consider what happens if you are not chosen as successor.
Keep in mind, you are only potentially in line for the crown. Consider what happens if you are not chosen as successor.
If i'm not chosen, I take the throne anyway, while the victors are off getting their harems organised. Don't you know how these royal power games work? ;)
Preebles
15-03-2005, 11:30
If i'm not chosen, I take the throne anyway, while the victors are off getting their harems organised. Don't you know how these royal power games work? ;)
You reveal your true colours! :eek: :D
Harlesburg
15-03-2005, 11:30
I am so going to overthrow the crown and establish a military dictatorship.
Long live the King
The King is Dead!
Theologian Theory
15-03-2005, 11:31
Who shall be King of General?
Spaam (http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=GQESSZR&key=RMJ), last male member of the original Royalty?
Lapse, ever present lord, and former contende for the throne?
Kanabia (http://img57.exs.cx/img57/9730/chris8kq.jpg), heartthrob and beneficient ruler?
Findecano, he who was, is, and always shall be?
Make your decision, people!
Beneficient? Do you mean benevolent? :confused:
Sdaeriji
15-03-2005, 11:31
If i'm not chosen, I take the throne anyway, while the victors are off getting their harems organised. Don't you know how these royal power games work? ;)
My army will crush anyone who opposes me. If you were to join me, I could see a very lucrative and prestigious position available to you.
Harlesburg
15-03-2005, 11:32
woah I made a sig. This goes up there with someone complaining about me posting drunk on moderation.
I made a sig too! :eek:
And have posted Drunk elsewhere but twas ok anything goes in that fine place!
FantasyRugby is good. ;)
Preebles
15-03-2005, 11:35
Beneficient? Do you mean benevolent? :confused:
Even if he didn't, the word is beneficent. :p *hides from rotten tomatoes*
Pure Metal
15-03-2005, 11:37
Kanabia's kingdom would be mental :p he gets my vote
Kanabia's kingdom would be mental :p he gets my vote
Wooohooo!
And yes, i'm beneficiently benevolent. :D
My army will crush anyone who opposes me. If you were to join me, I could see a very lucrative and prestigious position available to you.
Fool! Mwahahaha!
I don't see any army. ;)
~bows to his new king~
Well, at least I'm a Prince :D
Legless Pirates
15-03-2005, 13:16
Help help! We're being oppressed
<insert Monty Python skit here>
Preebles
15-03-2005, 13:59
<insert Monty Python skit here>
Come see the brutality inherent in the system!
Help, help, I'm being brutalised!! :D
I would be pleased if a humble servant would build me a palace.
Hint, hint.
Pure Metal
15-03-2005, 14:13
I would be pleased if a humble servant would build me a palace.
Hint, hint.
you can borrow my summer castle if you like, your kingliness
if i may, my lord, i humbly request some assistance - TIN is gonna turn me into a rug, sit on your throne and steal my wife! (omg :eek: )
you can borrow my summer castle if you like, your kingliness
if i may, my lord, i humbly request some assistance - TIN is gonna turn me into a rug, sit on your throne and steal my wife! (omg :eek: )
Pfft. I assure you, he's all bark and no bite. And he can't touch you, or else he loses his Shogun powers. I don't think he wants that. :p
Pure Metal
15-03-2005, 14:19
Pfft. I assure you, he's all bark and no bite. And he can't touch you, or else he loses his Shogun powers. I don't think he wants that. :p
gratitude. have some of my scantily clad servant wenches :)
gratitude. have some of my scantily clad servant wenches :)
Oooh! *adds them to harem*
You're the best. As your reward for faithful service, I increased your personal fiefdom by 15%. :)
Pure Metal
15-03-2005, 14:39
Oooh! *adds them to harem*
You're the best. As your reward for faithful service, I increased your personal fiefdom by 15%. :)
w00t! :)
The Plutonian Empire
15-03-2005, 14:39
Which one of these guys is the good guy?
Your Majesty, King Kanabia. U R TEH ROXORZ N HAWT.
Not as hawt as Spaam tho...
I V Stalin
15-03-2005, 14:40
Ok, so I can vote for Kanabia and end up in the nobility...or support Sdaeriji's coup...being in the nobility really isn't all it's cracked up to be - having to support the king, raising armies, defending interests etc. So it's the revolution for me.
Your Majesty, King Kanabia. U R TEH ROXORZ N HAWT.
Not as hawt as Spaam tho...
:D Why thankyou! Any sort of compliment is welcome. I trust you'll be a faithful servant anyway, now that Spaam is my Crown Prince.
Ok, so I can vote for Kanabia and end up in the nobility...or support Sdaeriji's coup...being in the nobility really isn't all it's cracked up to be - having to support the king, raising armies, defending interests etc. So it's the revolution for me.
...
The nobility do what now?
And to think, all I ever asked of anyone was to come to my banquets and keep me entertained with drunken revelry.
Bah!
Looks like i'm going to have to throw you to torturer Myrth too.
Your Majesty, King Kanabia. U R TEH ROXORZ N HAWT.
Not as hawt as Spaam tho...
Awww! :fluffle:
Jamil can now be a princess! :D
Of course, cos we don't like incest here... prolly best for you to marry me and become princess that way ;)
So...
Will you marry me?
http://todiamonds.com/elaria_104.jpg
The Plutonian Empire
15-03-2005, 14:50
Awww! :fluffle:
Jamil can now be a princess! :D
Of course, cos we don't like incest here... prolly best for you to marry me and become princess that way ;)
Who's the guy that supported incest?
Pure Metal
15-03-2005, 14:51
http://todiamonds.com/elaria_104.jpg
:( i should have got something like that for TInk :headbang:
Who's the guy that supported incest?
No incest in this royal family. :mad:
:( i should have got something like that for TInk :headbang:
You can pick anything you like out of the royal treasury. :)
Pure Metal
15-03-2005, 15:00
No incest in this royal family. :mad:
yes! only I may marry Queen Tink (you interrelated weirdos) :cool:
wait a minute, if Kanabia is king, and Tink is Queen, that better not mean you two are married :mad:
You can pick anything you like out of the royal treasury. :)
sweet! think i'll help myself to these then...
http://home.wanadoo.nl/english.site/royal/crown%20jewels%20scotland1.jpg
wait a minute, if Kanabia is king, and Tink is Queen, that better not mean you two are married :mad:
Well, technically i'm emperor ('cause it sounds cooler) so I don't think so. I do however, need an empress.
Pure Metal
15-03-2005, 15:05
Well, technically i'm emperor ('cause it sounds cooler) so I don't think so. I do however, need an empress.
thats ok then - i don't have to lay the smack down on your royal ass :)
Well, technically i'm emperor ('cause it sounds cooler) so I don't think so. I do however, need an empress.
But Bottle is Empress... ;)
I V Stalin
15-03-2005, 15:18
...
The nobility do what now?
And to think, all I ever asked of anyone was to come to my banquets and keep me entertained with drunken revelry.
Bah!
Looks like i'm going to have to throw you to torturer Myrth too.
Sounds suspiciously like Stalin...although he didn't have Myrth as a torturer. He wasn't *that* evil.
But Bottle is Empress... ;)
Bah! Well, fine. I'll stick to concubines.
Sounds suspiciously like Stalin...although he didn't have Myrth as a torturer. He wasn't *that* evil.
Mwaha! Yes, but the difference is, I won't hunt you down for no reason at all. You have to actively piss me off. :p